216. Uncle's goldfish. (Fog)
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The three Musashi trio, who read out the opening sentence and revealed their identities, were unsurprisingly smashed into the stars in the sky by Ash and the many trainers present to use an inherently enchantment-"Kentyro's Army", and the bag filled with the Poké Balls deceived by the fake Poké Ball Exchange that "can increase the level of the Pokemon while exchanging Pokemon" was also left behind.
But......
"How so?" The trainers who were looking for the Poké Balls they had been deceived were surprised to find that the Poké Balls they had taken out of the bag were all fakes made of cardboard. "Deceived again!".
"Defeat with equipment, use fake Poké Balls to attract attention and take the opportunity to escape, Meow Meow They have a rare idea this time." Xiao You, who poked his head out of the grass to observe the situation, nodded appreciatively, "Although it is more likely that this will be pia by Ash again......"
"Mouth Mouth Mouth Mouth ......" Geng Ghost stretched out his claws and pulled the corner of Xiao You's clothes.
"Oh, it's been a minute." Xiao You looked down at his watch, and then waved his hand, "Okay, Ah Bai, spit him out." ”
The huge purple cobra lying in the grass opened its big mouth, and after a ruminative movement, it spat out a middle-aged lewd uncle who was covered in saliva and gastric juice, rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth.
"Hey, don't sleep, uncle." Xiao You picked up a branch and stabbed the wet and slimy uncle hard, "Hurry up." ”
The obscene uncle didn't react and didn't move.
"I'm really dead asleep...... Xiao Yu threw away the branch and clapped his hands, "Ah Bai Monster, use the dissolving liquid to wake up this ......"
"Wait! I'm awake! I'm awake! The uncle immediately jumped up as if he had been electrocuted. I'll pay back the money! I'll just pay it back......"
"Oh! It's really refreshing! Xiao Yu nodded, showing a kind smile, "Then let's talk about compensation next......
"Nani!?" Uncle Liar's eyes widened, "What compensation?" ”
"Uncle, haven't you even heard of mental damage?" Xiao You's expression was even more surprised than that of the uncle, "My friend listened to your despicable and shameless lies and used all his money to buy a carp king that was useless at all, and his fragile heart was so traumatized that he almost didn't survive that shipwreck...... Do you think that such a crime can be solved by simply returning the stolen money? ”
"But ......"
"I see." Xiao You's face was painful, "Ah Bai Monster, use the Thunder Fang and Bite Skill to sober up this stubborn uncle." It seems that you will not understand the depth of your sins, uncle......, one or twenty bones."
"I'll pay for it!" The uncle looked like he was about to cry, "Can't I pay for it......"
……
Under the threat, intimidation, extortion and extortion of a certain pseudo-lady without any intemperance, the scammer uncle tearfully handed over all the cash on his body 31,285 yuan. After returning the stolen money of 30,000 yuan, the remaining odd and medium odds of more than 1,000 yuan were obviously not enough for the so-called "mental damage fee", so the uncle could only continue to cut the flesh and tearfully take the real debt - a full set of mobile stall components that could be freely disassembled and assembled, a portable Poké Ball switch the size of a suitcase, and a light blue oval slender scale......
[Portable stall: It can be assembled into a stall with an area of 2.5x2.5 meters after use, and the assembly or disassembly can be completed within 1 minute by skilled people. --It's useless for Kojiro, but in the next two days, Musashi Kojiro and they want to set up a stall to make money, so they should be able to use it.
[Portable Poké Ball Switch: Communication can be exchanged anywhere. -- It also has little effect on Xiao Youlai, and it was directly given to the system store, and 6oo yuan was cashed out
[Dragon Scales: A special evolution item, the sea thorn dragon can evolve into the Thorn Dragon King after carrying this item. --Xiao Yu doesn't plan to catch a black seahorse, but maybe he can exchange this for something useful in the future......
Oh, and by the way, there's a little elf you've never seen before.
According to the uncle's own confession, this elf deceived himself a few days ago...... Well, when I was a merchant, I exchanged a king carp with a trainer from the Fangyuan region. The uncle thinks that although this little elf is not very cute, considering its rarity that is not very common in the Fangyuan region, it may be able to sell it for a good price in the city......
“…… Are you sure you can sell this elf? Xiao Yu frowned and looked at this "rare" elf from the Fangyuan region, and began to doubt the crook uncle's ability to do business.
"This ...... I think it's okay......" The uncle's tone sounded very unconfident.
"Are you sure this isn't a king carp who has been contaminated with industrial waste or radiation and is dying of a terminal illness?"
"Isn't that really ...... Probably ......"
Hawkers, you can't blame Xiao You for thinking so, because the fish elf in front of him does have many similarities with the carp king, such as a big head that accounts for at least one-third of the body volume, and a huge dead fish eye that is sluggish and godless...... It's just that compared to the carp king's bright red scales and bright yellow fins, the elf's earthy brown scaly body and light gray fins and tail are undoubtedly much more ugly, and there are large dark brown patches everywhere on the head and body of the fish, like festering marks; The fins and tails are also tattered, with large and small notches everywhere; The large fish eyes are sunken deep in the black sockets, and they look like they are terminally ill......
Even when released from the Poké Ball at this moment, this ugly big-headed fish is lying on the ground with a half-dead appearance, occasionally moving its fins to indicate that it has not died - even the carp king, who is known as the weakest elf, will at least keep splashing to save the sense of zài......
"......" Xiao Yu took out the illustrated book - whether this is the king of carp with terminal cancer or some other elf, the illustrated book will not lie:
[Stupid fish, fish elf. Despite its ugly appearance, it has a very tenacious vitality and can survive even in very dirty water. 】
Well, this isn't the king carp...... However, just this kind of half-dead appearance as if it will choke at any time is embarrassed to call the vitality tenacious?
In the end, in line with the idea that "anything with a weak puncture like the carp king can evolve into a powerful and fierce tyrannosaurus, and this guy who looks like a close relative of the carp king's failed genetic mutation may also be worth looking forward to", Xiao Yu still "reluctantly" accepted this little elf called stupid fish.
"Anyway, don't be in vain, don't ......" Xiao You muttered, and then asked Geng Ghost to fly the liar uncle to Pia with a shadow ball - anyway, judging from Meow Meow, a few of them have been flown by Pia so many times, and now they are still alive and well, and being Pia once in a while should be beneficial to physical and mental health.
Because everyone was concerned about Ash and the others who went to chase Meow Meow's gang, Xiao Yu, who walked out of the grass casually with a pot and a pot, did not attract anyone's attention, and soon found the glasses Zhengtai with a helpless little animal expression on his face in the crowd.
"Yo!" Xiao Yu patted Xiao Zhengtai's head behind his back, "Let's exchange elves, right?" ”
"Ahh Xiao Zhengtai jumped up like a frightened little Lada, but immediately reacted to the content of what Xiao Yu said, "Eh! Are you sure? ”
"Well, this pot pot is very much to my appetite." Xiao You shook the "Meteor Hammer" in his hand and said with a smile, "How about I exchange it with you with a big needle bee?" ”
"Great!" Xiao Zhengtai seemed so happy that he slipped his mouth. "In this case, I can subdue the other elves myself, because the attack power of the pot is too ......"
Hawkers, Xiao You doesn't mind anyway, after all, what he likes is the "lethality of the pot itself"......
……
After exchanging the Pokeball and Glasses Shota with the big needle bee in front of the exchange, and officially handing over the ownership of the pot to himself, the sky has gradually darkened, and Ash also took it with him...... The Poké Balls that the Phantoms had snatched back rushed back. After retrieving the elves he had been tricked into, the crowd in the square gradually began to disperse.
"Today is only the first day of the exchange meeting, most of the pokemon exchanged are ordinary people, and the trainers who have good pokemon are probably waiting and watching...... "Xiao You, who thought so, also left the square and began to look for a place to stay." Let's hope that there will be more valuable pokemon at tomorrow's exchange party. ”