261. Boss Sakaki, please don't cut me.
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(Warning: The author once again has three views of the collapse of the code word, the zombie brain is palsy, the cerebellar cramps and the brain stem is atrophied, and the content of this chapter may lead to the collapse of some characters, please consider carefully whether to read it...... )
"Once upon a time, there was an expedition ......"
Because the prestige of Team Rocket has just dropped to a rather low level at a certain hot-blooded boy, in order to win the trust of this hot-blooded boy, Xiao You has to tell the story about the dream in detail. Of course, there will be a little "artistic processing" in some details.
"This precious amber fossil has been passed around several times before it ends up in the hands of a scientist in genetic technology......
The feature of the mouth cannon unexpectedly played a role here, originally with "Team Rocket used the gene of the legendary elf dream to create an artificial elf dream, but then the dream defected" such a sentence can be done, Xiao Yu spent fifteen minutes to compile it into a plot wave of three discount heartstrings, there are laughter, tears, love and hate wonderful stories - if it weren't for the fact that the dream himself was still in the outer ball of light was ** and placed in p1ay, how much to pay attention to the time, Xiao Yu has every chance to adapt this story into a 90-minute movie script......
“…… As a result, the elf named Dream left Team Rocket? Fifteen minutes later, Ash, who was so confused that his head was bubbling with bubbles, asked in a daze.
"Yes, that's it." Xiao Yu nodded. "After that, Dream fled to the new island where it was born, and used his power to build a castle there, and kidnapped the local Miss Joy, and then anonymously summoned many trainers to it......"
Although I didn't receive an invitation because of his mother's "love training", Xiao You, the intelligence of Team Guò Rocket, still knows a little about what Yume did during that time, and this will be said to Ash to be able to tell it vividly.
“…… Eventually, Yume left the new island with all the copy elves and went to an unknown place - that is, here - to start a secluded life, and everyone involved in the event, including Miss Joy, seemed to have lost their memories of those days...... We can only speculate from the records kept by the Guò machine that this is the result of the dream's use of some kind of large-scale ability. ”
"Speaking of which, I don't seem to know why I went to the vicinity of that island at first......" Ash rubbed his head in reminiscence, "and then somehow stayed there for a day before coming back...... Is it really like you said, I also landed on the new island and was attacked by dreams? ”
"According to the records, the group of replica elves on this island are based on the pokemon held by the trainer who landed on the island at the beginning." "Think about it, is there any elf you have in it?"
"Uh, really!" Ash thought back to the replicant elves he had seen by the lake earlier, "Pikachu, Charizard, Jenny Turtle, and Frog Seeds!" ”
"Ahh My reachable duck has it too! ”
"And the six tails entrusted by Miss Xiaoxue to the next are too!" Xiaoxia Xiaogang angrily brushed the zài sense.
"But even if that's the case, you shouldn't torture dreams like this, right?" However, Ash was not so simple this time and was fooled - what a surprise, it was just a 9.
"If it's just a simple defection, our leader won't be so angry......" Ash successfully resisted the flickering effect of the first round, but Xiao You, who was talking about the cannon, would not show his flaws lightly, "Although it is not easy to build a huge secret base in the depths of the inaccessible forest, and with the destruction of the base, many important documents and materials have also been lost, but this is not the most important reason!" Instead, a very important personal belongings were also destroyed! ”
"Important personal belongings?" The audience pricked up their ears as if they had heard gossip news.
"That'......" deliberately lowered his voice and dragged out his tone, and as soon as his eyes rolled around, he thought of a suitable reason—although it might be a bit pitiful. A photo of my first love! ”
"Nani !?" x4
“…… Ha? ”x1
In short, next in the mouth of a certain pseudo-mother, the emotional experience of Boss Sakaki, the leader of Team Rocket, is rich enough to make an eight-o'clock bloody drama that kills women between the ages of fifteen and fiftie. In terms of the main plot, Xiao You decisively chose the bridge between the poor boy and the rich girl who fell in love at first sight as the main line, and then added the roadside hooligan, NTR rich second generation, snobbish parents, etc. as branch lines...... And the ending is naturally that the lover was separated, the heroine was forcibly taken away by her family and flew away to another country, and the male protagonist was beaten half to death by the rich second generation and thrown into the garbage heap...... After a few years of hard work, the male pig's feet who have finally succeeded in their careers (Team Rocket) are ready to regain their sweetheart, but they are now in the previous plot After three kidnappings, five amnesias, seven car accidents, nine terminal illnesses, and sixteen falls from heights, the heroine who still survives tenaciously has died of the flu......
In view of the fact that the loophole of a lie has to be filled with ten lies to make up for this law, Xiao You, who is full of running trains, doesn't know what he is talking about later-at least if this kind of thunderous plot is really filmed into a series, it will definitely not be the audience's tear ducts, but the eyeballs or something......
Well, it's a good thing that Boss Sakaki himself isn't here, otherwise he might have asked Xiao Yu to clean the toilets in all the branches of Team Rocket......
But fortunately, this is the world of Pokemon, and the people here are generally relatively simple......
"Woo woo woo - what a poignant love this is!" The pair of black-skinned young men had two rows of wide noodles in their eyes, and they couldn't stop tearing at a handkerchief that had been pulled out of nowhere. "I didn't expect that in today's materialistic real society, there is still such an unforgettable love! I'm so touched by my little life, my little life......"
"......" Xiao Yu quietly wiped the cold sweat from the corners of his forehead. Little Gang children's shoes, your reaction seems to be slightly bigger......
Not only Xiao Gang, but Xiao Xia was also holding the eggshell star Pokebi with tears in her eyes, and compared to Dr. Beni, the bearded scumbag, and Miss Luna, the glasses girl, were much more mature...... Wait, Miss Luna, what did you just do when you turned your back to wipe your eyes......
"What are you doing?" Well, Xiao Yu said that at this time, Xiao Zhi's thick nerves have shown benefits. "Why did they all become inexplicable?"
It's just that it's not too timely......
"Ash! You guy doesn't know how to look at the atmosphere! "Kasumi used a noise attack on Ash!
"Such a touching love Ash, don't you feel it at all?" Xiao Gang used a didactic attack on Ash!
"After all, it's still a child...... Dr. Beni gave Ash a disdainful look!
"Ash, you have to be compassionate...... Miss Luna looks disappointed at Ash!
Wild Ash is gone......
"Long-winded! In short, the most important thing is to save your dreams now! ”
"That's right now," Xiao Yu said in a loud voice, "It's better to come out of the dream first......"
It's so dangerous, I almost forgot about business......
———— hypnotism————
The process of escaping from the house arrest room is mind-botheringly simple.
Under the quiet order of Xiao Yu, who got Sakaki's boss Ken, the rocket team members who were in charge of guarding the door first got food poisoning, ran to the toilet one by one and didn't come back, and after leaving the room, all the rocket team members they met along the way would also pretentiously shout "Oops! The gas stove in the room forgot to turn off! "Not good! Gotta hurry to collect the clothes hanging in the backyard! "Oops! The new one that just came out forgot jì down! and then without saying a word, he ran directly in the opposite direction of Ash and his group......
"This ......" is such a cruel acting act, even Ash can see that something is wrong, and can't help but look at "Captain Lily" who is following behind with painful eyes.
"So...... Xiao Yu shrugged his shoulders and smiled indifferently, "Our leader doesn't really want to do anything about the dream, it's just that he can't pull his face down and soften in front of the dream." So please do it to you kind-hearted people! ”
Crossing half of the base (under construction) without anyone stopping them, Ash and his gang arrived at the lakeside battlefield that had become like the surface of the moon. There is still no rocket team around, as expected, only the machine qì people who put out the "Eight Gates Light Ball Formation", and the dream that has been ** for more than eight hours, plus the injuries suffered during the previous battle, it seems that they have more breath and less air intake......
“…… How? Seeing the appearance of the tortured Jesus in the dream, Ash's righteous soul suddenly burned, so he turned around and asked the ...... who had followed him all the way
"Hey, where's Miss Lily?"
"Smack!" A small pebble taps lightly on Ash's hat. Looking in the direction where the stone was flying, I saw that the big sister of Team Rocket Blue had been hiding behind the big rock not far away, and there was a little elf who looked very similar to Dream by her side......
A headset walkie-talkie glowing with blue light slowly floated in front of Ash, who looked at Xiao Yu's gesture and put the walkie-talkie next to his ear.
"I'm still a member of Team Rocket after all, and doing you a favor openly will also make the boss lose face." From the headset, there was a lily-scented voice from Xiaoyou, "This red ball of light position needs to be maintained by eight machines at the same time, as long as you find a way to stop the operation of one of them, the entire energy field will collapse." ”
"That's it, I understand...... "Ash and his gang immediately stepped forward and surrounded a machine." But it doesn't look like there's a switch or anything like that......"
"Damn! In that case...... "Ash gritted his teeth, "then just knock it down, with a strike!" ”
Boom! Ash hit his head on the iron shell of the machine qì man - the machine qì man shook slightly......
Hiding in the shadows, Xiao Yu almost hit his head on the stone where he was hiding.
The feeling is Ash, you "personally" use the impact!? What about your elves? Isn't it okay to release a round of torches to set this machine in seconds?
"Why are you going to hit it yourself?" Xiao Yu was almost yelling into the walkie-talkie, "Use your elf skills, dear!" ”
"That's right!" Ash, who suddenly realized, took a few steps back, "Pikachu, use 100,000 volts!" ”
Ash's Pikachu leaped forward, releasing a shiny thick electric current in mid-air, hitting the body of the machine, this time the machine was more obviously trembling, but it still kept functioning.
"One more time, Pikachu!"
"Pickup!"
"Looks like you still want me to help...... Really, we have already deliberately led them to the machine that was smashed by the dream......" Seeing that Ash seemed to have made up his mind to let Pikachu "go head-to-head", Xiao Yu shook his head slightly. (Yameng, use your mental power to adjust the angle of the machine...... )”
The eyes of the silent artificial elf of "......" lit up, and the blue light on the body of the person who was enjoying Pikachu's "charging attack" flashed - under the attack of 100,000 volts, this trace of blue light was very inconspicuous - the position of the body was suddenly rotated about thirty degrees clockwise, although the sphere crystal on the head of the person immediately adjusted its position to ensure the stability of the light ball in the air, but the purpose of the telekinesis was actually to expose a small crack in the iron shell behind the person to Pikachu's attack range......
The 100,000-volt strong current immediately invaded the inside of the machine along the crack, burning the delicate circuits inside, and the machine shook violently, crackling electric sparks appeared all over the body, and then "wave om!!" It exploded into a cloud of fireworks.
After losing one machine, the energy of the light ball of the ** dream in the air naturally could no longer maintain balance, and the chaotic energy recoiled back along the traction light, and soon detonated the remaining seven machine people one by one, and the dream also fell in the air......
"It worked!" Ash cheered.
"I'll you!" Xiao Yu was dumbfounded. "You can't blame me for this! No one told me to tear down one and the others would follow with the ...... of 'martyrdom'."
ps: Because I want to spoof Boss Sakaki's "love history", I wasted a lot of extra brain cells needlessly, and then XY animation appeared, so the time of the code word was used up in Bilibili for an hour and a half...... Please forgive me for not being strong-willed......
PS2: New Addition Ash Deluxe Lunch ...... I mean, the luxurious lineup of XY Imperial Three Water System Frog Monarch...... Xiao Gang's squinting eyes were inexplicably happy...... The favorability has evolved straight into a menopausal aunt's fire fox all of a sudden...... The three-stage evolved ninja shape is also very good...... But it's said that the scarf is a tongue??
PS3: Thinking of Ash's Misanjia...... Once again, a moment of silence for Jenny Turtle, Wonderful Frog Seeds, Little Saw Crocodile, etc...... The success rate of the evolution of the three royal families that fell into the hands of Ash is really pitted...... Frog-kun, are you evolving or not......
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