311. Bear children are powerful creatures
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"Master Caster, my cat boss doesn't know why he hasn't been close to me lately, what's going on?"
"Mouth Mouth Mouth ......Mouth T The cat boss told me that the new cushion you recently bought for it is a bargain for chemical fiber...... It made its skin allergic...... Mouth ...... It would be nice to change to a cotton one......"
"I see!" The student girl in the school uniform covered her mouth and said apologetically to her elf, "I'm sorry, Boss Cat!" I'll buy you a new mat on the way back......"
Xiao Yu smiled: "Next ......"
"Master Caster, why doesn't other people's little kiss Bruchan like the handsome Brusan introduced to her? Why? β
"Kouji...... What your blue likes is...... Uh, a Derubi I met at the club last month...... Kouji ......"
"Ahh That's right! Obasan "busty" Obasan, who was covered in jewels and looked like a rich lady, hugged the elf on his chest tightly - the poor pink Shar Pei seemed to start rolling his eyes. "Dai Ruby's words should be the elves of the Saito family...... Don't worry, kiss Bru sauce, and people will go back to arrange a blind date for you! β
Xiao Yu quietly wiped away the cold sweat: "Uh, the next ......"
"Master Caster! Please take a look at my Kirbymon! It seems to have anorexia! Now you can only eat less than ten boxes of elf feed in one meal! β
"Mouth, mouth...... Kirbymon says it stumbled upon you working hard to earn food for it...... So I decided to go on a diet...... Kouji ......"
"Nani! It turned out to be so! The tall but seemingly malnourished young man hugged his elf's belly with excitement and burst into tears, "You have been wronged, Kirbymon!" In the future, you just have to let go of your belly and eat! I'll work two more jobs......"
The corners of Xiao You's mouth twitched slightly: "...... I am also deeply touched by the sincere affection between you and your elf, sir, but please don't let your elf block the door...... Next ......"
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Since receiving the first young sissy boy with Nidolan, I don't know if the bear child ran to hype, or the "performance" when receiving the bear child was witnessed by passing tourists, or the royal sister version (the original version is a human * wife, you know...... Medea is indeed much more popular than the big-eyed monster in appearance, and after that, there was a steady stream of customers in front of Xiao You's "Caster Psychic Divination" booth, and even a long queue began......
However, up to now, Xiaoyou's capital income is still zero......
This is because the pokemon acrobatic event in this town itself is free of charge...... Most of the performers who come here are looking to hone their skills or raise their reputation. After all, compared to the appearance fee of being invited to participate in the performance after becoming famous in the future, the little performance fee lost here is nothing at all......
There is only one slyphing performance similar to Xiao Yu's stall, which mimics the style of the shrine - the fee is the same as the sesame oil money at the shrine, and only a symbolic five yuan is charged for each performance...... This is already the only paid show in the entire town.
So Xiao You's place is naturally free to perform...... That's why the first bear kid would run away without paying so naturally...... So even though there are long queues of customers now, a certain pseudo-girl can't earn a dollar, and even has to pay the organizer for the rental of booths and props afterwards......
But even so, Xiao You is still smiling, seriously receiving one after another guests who do not pay for divination......
Of course, this is not the result of Xiao You's head being crushed by more than 7,000 rumbling rocks...... Rather, the task of the system was modified after the first unpaid bear child ran away gorgeously:
[Task reward change: In the current environment, for every 1o tourists successfully received, 1 special free attribute point will be obtained (special free attribute points can only be used to increase the attribute with the lowest value among the attributes)]
After the task was changed, Xiao Yu immediately began to do arithmetic problems...... If nothing else, it takes about five minutes to divinate for one guest, so you can basically get ten tourists in an hour and get a little special free attribute points; According to the standard working hours, if you continue divination for eight hours a day, it is eight points, if you are lucky, you can have nine points, and if you use it to add to the lowest system attribute, you can increase it by three points......
According to the staff of the organizer of the rental booth and props, today is the third day of the event, and this event will last at least a week......
Nima, this is very profitable, there is wood! It's almost time for the Shelabi mission, and there is no wood!
Driven by sufficient interests, Xiao You, who was already relatively idle, almost immediately transformed from an "ordinary caster Medea" to a "violent Medea who met Soichiro Katsugi", and devoted himself to the great cause of the current translation of the second version of the elves called divination......
"Next!"
"Mouth ......"
(Protest dismissal!) Hurry up and give us a good show! οΌβ
"Mouth Mouth Mouth Mouth!"
ββ¦β¦ There are still glutinous rice dumplings left in Yuanzhu City, so you can eat as much as you want at night! β
"Kouji!"
ββββRoar of Timeββββ
The unnamed town β whose name is still obscured by the "e1come" banner β is on its sixth day. And at this time, Xiao You, who was supposed to disguise himself as an adult* wife and magician, set up a stall near the town square to divination, was already on the way to the next town - obviously there are still two days to earn attribute points?
A qiΔ is naturally the fault of the system......
On the first day of setting up the stall, every ten tourists had one special free attribute point, and Xiao You, who was working hard, got 9 attribute points very smoothly, which were added to the defense attribute with the lowest value. But on the second day, probably because he underestimated the enthusiasm of the pseudo-mother, the system shamelessly increased the condition of rewarding one attribute point to twenty people...... And Xiao Yu didn't realize that his reward had been brutally cut in half until he returned to the elf center in the afternoon, and only gained 4 special free attribute points......
So the enthusiasm of the disguised pseudo-mother suddenly plummeted. After the reward condition on the third day became one attribute point for thirty people, in order not to waste the hard-earned points - there was still a little left after the four attribute points obtained on the second day were used, and this thing would be invalid after the task was completed - Xiao Youcai reluctantly continued to set up the stall, and after using up the attribute points to three points, he did not hesitate to collect the stall and leave......
As for the tourists who came but couldn't find Xiao You, they asked the organizer of the event "Where is the special psychic medium divination show", so that the organizer was anxious, Xiao You said that it was none of our business at all~
Anyway, isn't there a shrine in the town that charges five yuan for divination...... Although in Xiao You's opinion, although the performance of the second middle school with himself claims to use the natural finch's predictable future skills to divination, it is actually just a natural finch to use his mental power to take out the divination sign from the shrine to bluff people, but the elf's performance is very good, and the acting skills of the uncle in charge of hosting are also very good, and it is enough to fool tourists.
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"Although I was cheated by the system, if I think about it carefully, I have added a total of five attributes, and I have actually earned ......" Xiao You, who was walking on the road, comforted himself, "But if you count the consumption, it is not certain how much you will earn...... Ahh Don't look around! That's you! β
"Kouji?" Geng Ghost, who was floating beside Xiao You, held a bamboo stick in his mouth, revealing an innocent expression of lying on the gun.
"How dare you show such an expression?" Seeing the appearance of Geng Ghost, Xiao You couldn't wait to kick it over. "In three days, I was left with a stock of glutinous rice dumplings! You're not afraid of choking to death! β
......Seeing that selling cuteness didn't work, Geng Ghost blinked his eyes, and then put on an expression of a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water and snorted - it probably meant that the ghost was choked and immortal.
"Good guts, Ah Xu......" As soon as I saw Geng Ghost's expression, Xiao You knew that this guy was relying on the "reserve" of enough glutinous rice dumplings in his stomach at one time, and he felt that even if he was threatened, it was nothing to eat for one or two meals - I have to say that the structure of the digestive system of elves, especially ghost elves, is indeed a puzzle that even Dr. Oki has not yet figured out......
But this doesn't mean that Xiao Yu can't do anything about the foodie elf he loves to die. I saw Xiao Yu calmly take out a small leather box-shaped portable Poke Ball Exchanger from his backpack and start exchanging Poke Balls one by one: "Ah Xu, do you see the forest not far away?" β
ββ¦β¦ Mouth? Geng Ghost replied inexplicably.
"This forest is very close to the town, and the level of the wild elves in it should not be too high...... "Xiao Yu snapped the box of the portable switch, and stood up with several PokΓ© Balls in his hand. "It should be very suitable for low-level elves to team up and level up......"
"...... mouth?" Geng began to instinctively sense that something was wrong.
"So Ah Xu! I will now appoint you as the captain of this newly formed squad and take the children to level up! Xiao Yu threw the PokΓ© Ball at Geng, "Come out and find your captain - Iron Dumbbell, Yukira, Baby Dragon, Shadow Doll, Snow Boy!" β
"Mouth, mouth!" With a horrified expression, Geng turned around and tried to drill into Xiao Yu's shadow, but a mouth full of tiny fangs preemptively bit the short tail behind Geng's ass - let's just think that's the tail......
"Koujiβ"
The bear is a special species that is extremely lethal...... This is true for both humans and elves......