348. SMS Streaming & Conversation flow.
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"Buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz-"
"Ahh That's enough! Xiao Yu, who was about to go crazy from the vibration attack, finally took out the alliance's communicator.
Then he was immediately confused by a series of text messages-
[Kogoro: Hello, Captain Yurika of Team Rocket ~o(n_n)o]
[Kogoro: I'm really sorry to disturb you fighting in my busy schedule~m(__)m]
[Kogoro: But people have their own positions...... ╮(╯_╰)╭]
[Kogoro: So I can only be cheeky to bother~ (a^_^a)]
[Kogoro: Of course, I'm afraid that you won't notice your mouth so often, please forgive me~o(>_&1t;)o]
[Kogoro: Anyway, straight to the point...... o__o"]
[Kogoro: Shall we talk about a meow?] o(≧v≦)o]
[Kogoro: Ah, of course, I know that you have the advantage now~(>_&1t;)]
[Kogoro: Because the six gear sets on the submarine are the elves of our generation~(a^_^a)]
[Kogoro: The periscope of the submarine also has a camera I installed on it~:)]
[Kogoro: So even if you weren't at the scene, you could see it clearly before~$_$]
[Kogoro: But, since you dare to say such a thing as negotiation......=_=]
[Kogoro: ...... Naturally, you won't even be prepared for a little negotiation capital, right? (ˉ(∞)ˉ)]
[Kogoro: Let's say that the submarine with a unique shape......^_^~~]
[Kogoro: It does carry Dr. Ranbo~↖(^^)↗]
[Kogoro: I don't mean Nanba...... o(╯□╰)o]
[Kogoro: But besides Dr. Amami, there are some other things on it~(*^__^*)]
[Kogoro: Uh, Nanba...... (+﹏+)]
[Kogoro: For example, time bombs, remote-controlled bombs, and remote-controlled time bombs...... (=a__a=)]
[Kogoro: Ahhhh>h
[Kogoro: This is just the sincerity of people to negotiate xiàn~(>^ap; 1t; )]
[Kogoro: You see that the world is so beautiful, but we are so irritable, how bad is this...... (╯3╰)]
[Kogoro: Peace is the common expectation of the world, right?] (╯▽╰)]
[Kogoro: So...... (~o~)y]
[Kogoro: Give me a face, kiss~ calm down and sit down and talk~o(n_n)o~~]
[Kogoro: If you don't believe it, people can provide evidence here~(╯▽╰)]
[Kogoro: xxx-xxxxxxxx]
[Kogoro: This is the contact number of the communicator we prepared for the people in the submarine~(~『~)~]
[Kogoro: Can you ask about the bomb yourself?] o(n_n)o]
[Kogoro: It's okay to talk about it after that's confirmed.] (a^_^a)]
[Kogoro: I'm waiting for your reply here with great anticipation, huh?] o(≧v≦)o]
[Kogoro: You have to reply, huh?] $_$]
[Kogoro: Have you ever heard the allusion that 'rabbits die because of loneliness??_?]
[Kogoro: Or maybe we can add each other friends or something...... o≧_≦)o]
[Kogoro: Well, you can also keep this communicator, and I always carry a lot of spare stuff with me~(*^__^*)]
"Whew...... Hu ...... "After reading this long list of text messages that were delivered within a few minutes from the point of view of the delivery time, Xiao You is aware from the bottom of his heart that he has no problems such as high blood pressure or neurogastritis......
I finally know why Yuki Kinoshita, the white hair, threw this communicator into the sea earlier...... He was bombarded with text messages like this by this "Kogoro", and everyone will have a strong urge to fall angrily. Don't doubt it! Because Xiao You couldn't help but fall angrily!
Under the full restraint of reason, I dropped a pack of compressed biscuits......
After venting, Xiao You, who felt a little calmer, thought about it, and connected to the communicator according to the number provided on the text message: "Hey? Is that the man in that Tyrannosaurus submarine......"
"Ahh This voice! The communicator came from the extremely familiar voice of the disguised pseudo-girl, "Xiao You! Wrong! Captain Yurika! Help us! We have bombs here!! ”
"......" humor silently took the communicator, took a deep breath, and then took out a pack of compressed biscuits again and threw it into the distance......
"Is that submarine really the three of you souls fainted?" Xiao Yu gritted his teeth and whispered into the communicator, "Do you know what you're doing!? Did you know that you played a hostile role in Team Rocket's urgent and important mission!? Do you know what happens when Boss Sakaki finds out what you've done!? Did you know that Boss Sakaki will chop you up and make a cat canned cat for the cat boss!? ”
"Huh! I—We don't know anything, huh? ”
"We just took a delivery order! We're just temporary workers......"
"I canned the cat that was made into the cat boss, and I absolutely can't accept it! Little Youjun, save me! ”
"......" sighed helplessly, and Xiao You said weakly, "Anyway, you should stay where we are now, and wait for me to figure out a way...... The six gears and the few strange touches in the Tyrannosaurus's mouth were also put away......"
"That...... Those strange elves are the emergency measures given to us by our employer, and we are only responsible for releasing them, not controlling the ......."
"You have to find a way to take it back yourself, or you will wait to be canned into cats......
Ignoring the wailing of the trio and hanging up the communication, Xiao Yu connected to Team Rocket's communicator and conveyed the situation to the other two captains.
“…… That's the case, I've also confirmed the information about the bomb, and now the other side is using Dr. Kubo as a hostage to ask for negotiations, what do you think? Xiao Yu asked.
"Our goal is to rescue Dr. Shiba, and we really can't ignore him if we use him as a hostage......" Captain Haruki expressed his opinion first, "At the moment we maintain a clear advantage, even if the alliance delays time, it will not help...... Anyway, let's listen to the other party's specific opinion first, right? ”
"Negotiation, unreasonable! Compromise, forbidden! Captain Wei of the white-haired quasi-three or five expressed the opposite opinion, "Excellent, annihilation!" Top priority! ”
"What's inside...... Dr. Xie Taibo is the top priority, right? Xiao You broke out in a cold sweat.
“…… Shocking facts! ”
“…… Miss Yui.,I know that anime has been very popular recently.,But can you not imitate that protagonist at this time? ”
“…… Then, accept the proposal. After a short silence, Yui's way of speaking finally returned to normal. However, if it is a trick now, it will annihilate the superior ......"
"Okay......"
The internal opinions were agreed, Xiao Yu took out the communicator again, and replied with a text message of "agree to negotiate" with a pitiful hand compared to "Kogoro......
In less than a second, the communicator vibrated – this time, of course, voice instant messaging.
“…… Feed? Xiao Yu turned on the communication and put Team Rocket's communicator on the side.
"Ah, on the other side is Team Rocket's elite captain Yurika, right? I have admired the daimyo for a long time. "There was a slow, polite voice coming from the communicator, which sounded completely different from the text message, and seemed to match the face on the intelligence photo." The first time we met-well-well,It's not a meeting.,It's the leader of the meeting team under the elf alliance international patrol police.,Please take care of me.。 ”
"Huh?" Due to the previous SMS bombardment, Xiao You's favorability for this guy whose surname is actually more compatible with Kojiro is quite low. "I don't want to take care of the Alliance guys if I could."
"Oh yes oh yes? It seems that Miss Lily seems to be in a bad mood? "In response to the provocative reply of cultivation, Sasaki on the other side of the communicator is still very calm." Although it may be a bit abrupt to say this, I think that as an elite, Miss Imperial should have superior etiquette and cultivation to set an example in front of the common people...... Speaking of which, I know a good lady etiquette training school, do you want to introduce it to Miss Yutong? It is said that there is also a body shaping and beauty course.,I've seen the photo of Miss Yutong in the information.,Although the body education is close to the golden ratio.,But the 'career line' actually has room to open......"
“…… Poof" An extremely suppressed chuckle came from Team Rocket's communicator.
Captain Kinoshita, as a three-no-sister paper, your smile is so low, do your brother know......
Xiao You's face was expressionless: "Captain Murakami, Captain Kinoshita, the negotiations have broken down, and now the alliance remnants annihilation operation ......"
"I think Miss Imperial Commander may have misunderstood something, but she really wants to improve the overall quality of the elite, and it has nothing to do with the camp......"
“Boom!” In reply, the disguised puppeteer used a salamander to destroy the death light near the Alliance's yacht - the Alliance also seems to have received a notice from Sasaki that the fire has been automatically ceased since negotiations began. This blow made the opposite side very commotion for a while.
“…… Well, humility and courtesy are also the qualities that an elite should have, and he apologized deeply for the previous exchanges in the lower position. Sasaki in the communicator apologized in a tone that didn't sound like he was sincere, "Then let's get straight to the point." Our demand is that you cease fire immediately and allow our forces to withdraw from Odomaré without pursuit; In exchange, we will return Dr. Chabo after the evacuation. ”
"Oh-oh......" Xiao Yu nodded, "then our condition is that you disarm, leave Poké Ball and Dr. Dobo behind, and we will guarantee that we will not pursue you for 24 hours." ”
This condition is unacceptable. After all, you are a nominally evil party, and although you are an elite, you are not careless enough to rely on the integrity of your enemies for your personal safety. ”
"Ahh
"As an elite, the integrity will not let the next do such tasteless things as tearing up tickets......"
"Your credit limit here is already negative!"
"It's a shame...... Then it's like 'The hostage is in my hands, you don't have to choose!' 'How' that go? ”
"You...... If you want to catch a hostage, I can catch it at any time! How long do you think Yu Kinoshita's dead puppet girl can last under the siege of the three captains? And buy one get one free with a Joey? ”
"This, Xiao Youjun and Joey are not hostages. In fact, it is the style of the elite to cut down the hostages without hesitation when they see them - rest assured, if the situation really unfolds in such a regrettable direction, I will also submit a report to the alliance about the glorious deeds of Xiao Youjun and Joey after fighting bravely, and of course, the relevant responsibilities will be directly pushed to Xiao Youjun. ”
“……”
"Well, please calm down and analyze it with your quasi-elite reason, and there are only two choices in front of you: 'Believe in the integrity of the bottom, so safety first, and leave with Dr. Kongbo' and 'Refuse to believe in the next, so Dr. Pompo was blown to pieces'?"
“……”
"Think about it carefully, huh? If you make a decision now, there will be a giveaway, right? ”
PS: XY26 ......
The theme is an elf puff...... I didn't think there was any slot......
Eating puffs is completely expected to use jet flames or something...... It's just that it's not the red spicy eggplant flavor that Pikachu eats, but the chocolate-like flavor that looks a bit unexpected......
When the royal sister judge at the puff contest appeared, he was thinking, "Ah, it would be nice if Xiaogang was here at this time...... Yulijia rushed up very dutifully...... Well, this Lori gives a good review......
It's no surprise that the Rockets will get in the way of the game...... It's just that all the tree fruit ingredients were bought instead of stolen...... How much budget did the trio spend on this operation...... Are you ready to eat tree fruit for the next few months......
Even AOE can accurately not injure teammates, is this the true strength that has been hidden during the game...... And the flame-eared fox that has no leveling at all will suddenly spew flames? Wife, do you usually raise elves with magical candy...... And are those marshmallows using silk or silking? Don't tell us it's cotton spores!
We don't want to say anything anymore...... Xiao Zhi's Huang Jiguang tactics don't want to say anything......
In the end, it was the glutinous rice dumplings brother and sister who won, and the wife Na and the puff sister did not distinguish the winner from the loser, so it is expected that the intimacy will go up to turn enemies into friends...... But why did Ash's harem (pseudo) inexplicably increase again......
PS2: Sasaki's text message bombardment is really a word artifact