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"Roar, roar!!" A shuddering roar suddenly sounded, startling the treetops and leaving a few unresponsive **s.

The roar was a fierce and vicious bear. Its fluffy brown fur can't hide its powerful muscles, its thick, sharp claws show its terrifying destructive power all the time, its body is stronger than that of the ordinary ring bear, and the cross-shaped scar on its forehead is a symbol of its battle-hardened glory...... As the undisputed ruler of this forest, every roar of the Circle Bear Boss means that one or more unlucky people who foolishly try to challenge his dominance have learned a painful lesson that will never be forgotten, and this time is no exception......

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!!"

Well, a shuddering roar that seems to ...... A bit out of tune?

The tall, muscular body of the ruler of the forest lay on the ground without a figure, his meticulously groomed fur glowing with an unhealthy purple, and the claws that spread fear and despair, one covered with a thick layer of frost, while the other was smelling of roasted meat, and tears welled up in the eyes of the most evil that even the king of Nido did not dare to look at directly...... A blue-skinned humanoid elf was riding on its back, and its four thick arms were each firmly grasping the limbs of the Circle Bear, and it was slamming its back with the momentum of challenging the joints to withstand the limit......

"Woohoo! Woohoo woooo The roar of the ruler of the forest sounded even more out of tune.

"Remember this lesson," Xiao Yu patted the snow boy's pointed cone-shaped head covered with long hazel hair, and called out Shanado to use the healing wave. "Don't be tough when dealing with opponents who are stronger than yourself, be obscene, just blow with fine snow from a distance, and don't rush up to play with the hammer...... The Shadow Doll can rush up and use the secret calculation because it is a ghost attribute, and it is not afraid of the attack of ordinary attributes, so don't use it as a reference......"

Around Xiao Yu and his elves, there are piles of "corpses" more than three meters high - the pseudo-Niang trainer, who has not been "farming monsters for a long time", frantically took out seventeen elves for an inhumane crushing onlooker when he found this large-scale wild elf settlement......

Strong adult lap bears are divided, surrounded, and beaten to death by powerful elves with various aoes, and then caught one by one by the elves who need experience points to "mend the knife" in various ways...... Even the young baby bear did not escape...... The most powerful wild elves in the forest are coming to an end today......

"Roar, roar, roar!" When Xiao Yu was treating the injured Snow Boy, a live bear suddenly jumped out of the "corpse pile"! This "corpse king" who endured humiliation and hid in the pile of corpses has a very good plan, and he should have had the experience of fighting human trainers: no matter how powerful the enemy elf is, it will be no problem to kill the trainer directly!

But...... Obviously, that abominable trainer human stood motionless in place with a frightened stupid look, but the blow that the "Corpse King" had been gathering for a long time still missed!

Xiao You's eyes flashed with a faint blue light, and the claws of the "Corpse King" stopped in mid-air and couldn't wave it......

The next moment, a huge dark brown claw with a texture like a stone pinched the head of the "Corpse King", and without hesitation, it was lifted high and then pressed down heavily, smashing a hole in the not-so-hard ground.

“…… Well, the Shadow Doll! Calmly looking at the scars on the "corpse king's body", Xiao Yu called over to the side to look at the lively bed sheets ghostly elf. "I've told you several times, after using the ghost fire, you have to carefully confirm that the opponent has lost combat effectiveness, and the way to confirm it can't be simply poked twice with a branch, but you have to directly throw a skill to paste it in the bear's face! Now you see, there is a fish that has slipped through the net, right? This time, there are a lot of seniors to help you clean up, but when you are alone in the future, there will be no one to wipe your ass......"

"Woohoo!!"

"It's noisy! Billy, you've had enough, just let that guy be quiet! ”

"Oh!" The cyan monster nodded, and the four arms snapped together, and with a "click", the ruler of the forest finally fainted with relief.

"In short, newcomers still need more exercise!" After teaching the two elves, Xiao Yu stood up and stretched, "gogogogo!" Go find the next one! ”

The ordeal of the wild elves continues......

―――――――― Billy の soap throwing ――――――――

"Let's sell Aunt Mian to wash the railroad ~~" The young man with a purple ponytail dragged ...... The young trainer walked briskly along the forest path while humming a small tune happily, while the shadow behind him shook strangely twice from time to time.

Maybe as a pokemon trainer, Xiao Yu has reached a good level, but some things also depend on talent......

For example, singing......

Although his voice is not unpleasant, his recipe ability, which is so bad that it breaks through the sky, makes Xiao Yu's singing voice have a lethality close to that of Takeshi Gonda (Note 1)! When he was in Manjin City, Xiao You tried to sing karaoke alone, but after singing for half an hour, he didn't spend a single dollar, and he was stuffed with a red envelope of 500 yuan by the manager: "It's not easy to run a small shop, please raise your noble hand and change your shop...... If you keep singing, the other guests will run out......"

Although he made money, Xiao You, who felt that his self-esteem was too hurtful, finally did not carry out his plan to run all the karaoke shops in the Chengdu area, but only listed it as an alternative in the case of bankruptcy. So now Xiao Yu will only open his throat and sing when there is no one in the wild. In fact, when Xiao You's song sounded in the wild, it had a "monster-attracting" effect that was no less than the starlight characteristics of the jewel sea - yesterday, the group of bears were awakened from a nap by a terrible brain-piercing magic sound, and they rushed out in one go, and they embarked on the road of no return......

"Ha Xiannian Death Riding Da Kuo Luo Galamo Oh Doo Pan Ihira Ah Da~~"

"Kouji!" Geng Ghost screamed and jumped out of Xiao You's shadow, slapped his paw on the Poké Ball on Xiao You's waist, and a red light collected himself into the Poké Ball - the lethality of Xiao You's song has passed the Song of Perdition......

“…… Odd? Xiao You, who continued to sing a few words, stopped a little strangely, "Even Ah Xuan can't hold on...... Angry wild elves haven't jumped out yet? Is it because it's not loud enough? ”

"Ahh What is that? Just as Xiao Yu was considering whether to buy a multi-function speaker from the store—it was better than spending money and getting it back from a karaoke shop later—an option that was obviously going to be out of order, a bright and dazzling electric light came into the eyes of the pseudo-girl trainer through the layers of branches and leaves.

"Whatever it is, it must have something to do with the anomaly of the wild elves here...... In short, you can't go wrong to check it out! After a little thought, Xiao Yu immediately ran in the direction of the electric light. And this time there is no Ash yet! I will never say it! ”

Hawkers,The reason why I say this is because Xiao Yu deliberately took a lot of detours off the beaten track in order to "farm monsters and level up", and then calculate the time spent bullying wild elves, thinking that at this time, Xiao Zhi should have arrived in Kaji Town and was challenging the gym. Of course, whether it is a smooth sail or a challenge to extinguish once and extinguish again and then not to be a trainer is none of Xiaoyou's business.

Running a distance of a few hundred meters didn't even need for Xiao You, and after letting the last few branches stop in front of him, a wide lake appeared in front of Xiao You. However, compared to the natural scenery of blue sky, white clouds, clear water and green trees, a modified boat slowly sailing on the lake and a huge tyrannosaurus dragon dragged by the fishing net shot from the stern of the boat undoubtedly attracted Xiao You's attention more......

The tyrannosaurus in the net is red!

The "P" letter is clearly visible on the converted ship!

Well, because it's more important...... That tyrannosaurus is red!

"Ahh Rare glitter tyrannosaurus! Wild! Two small flames seemed to ignite in the pseudo-girl's eyes, and she released Geng Ghost from the Poké Ball, grabbed its head and smashed it in the direction of the lake. The glittering tyrannosaurus with the glittering Menas must be great when playing doubles, right? And it's red! This tyrannosaurus is definitely three times more powerful than a regular tyrannosaurus......"

"Kou Ji ......" Geng Ghost, whose head was slightly deformed by Xiao You's grasp, stretched out his claws and pointed to the transformation ship in front of the Tyrannosaurus - it was obvious that people had already taken the lead, and this hero would ...... next morning

"Someone's got it...... Never mind! It's good to change your costume and grab it! Xiao Yu hesitated for a moment and waved his hand decisively, "We are the elite members of the evil organization!" It's our job to do bad things! ”

"Mouth ......" Geng Ghost sighed, and his paw pointed again to the striking "P" letter on the side of the ship—people and you are relatives of the same organization......

"Phantom Troupe...... Never mind! It's good to change your costume and grab it! Xiao You's hesitation this time was shorter, "We are also the elf trainers of the alliance!" We are duty-bound to uphold justice and fight evil! ”

“…… Kouji, koujikou? "-How are you going to explain to that sharp-eyed flat-headed uncle that the glittering tyrannosaurus that was snatched by an unknown trainer will run into your hands?

"Well, I'll just tell Uncle Sakaki that when we were traveling, we met a comic trainer who used a flash tyrannosaurus, so we disguised ourselves as a phantom group and grabbed it! When the time comes, the uncle will definitely reward us with it! Well, it must be so! ”

"Mouth ......" - well, the elves can't stop the trainer's delusions about the glitter elves......

Just do it, Xiao Yu went back to the woods without saying a word. A few minutes later, a young man wearing an orange and black jacket and open-toed sandals with short golden hedgehog-like hair jumped out: "I'm Naruto from Konoha Town!" If there are rare elves, catch them is my way of forbearance! Evil over there! Look at my righteous iron - ahh ”

On the other side of the lake, another hedgehog-headed boy threw a Poké Ball at the glittering tyrannosaur in the net, releasing a small blue crocodile, and a girl with him also released a mosquito coil frog......

The freshly baked "Naruto" children's shoes almost fell headlong into the lake......

Nima Ash, aren't you going to Kaji Town!?

On the modified ship, the Phantom Troupe, which captured the Flash Tyrannosaurus, apparently also appeared with the elves sent by Ash to cause trouble, but they seemed to ignore the two elves at all, and instead dropped the two speedboats and drove directly to the shore where Ash was. The little saw crocodile and mosquito frog in the water suddenly became drowsy for unknown reasons, and their combat power dropped to less than 5 o'clock, so that Ash and they had to take it back into the Poke Ball......

"Hell!" Seeing Ash and the others standing stupidly in place when the elves lost their combat effectiveness, ignoring the approaching Phantom Group speedboat, Xiao Yu was so anxious that he broke out in a cold sweat. "What are those idiots doing? Don't run away yet! ”

Click! Click! Click!

Three metal rings with unknown operating principles flew out, handcuffing the three of Ash, who were still in place.

“ohno!” Xiao Yu covered his face in pain, "It's over!" Ash is caught up in the incident! The glitter tyrannosaurus is out of play...... The idiots of the Phantom Troupe, what are you doing with Ash if you have nothing to do! I also drove two speedboats, because I was afraid that he would not be able to escape......"

Uh, wait...... The Phantom Regiment did release two speedboats just now, but there was only one on Ash's side......

Click.

"......" Xiao You's face looked down at the metal ring cuffed to his body expressionlessly, and then looked up at the man in black with the letter "P" printed on his chest on the speedboat......

"Wait, I just passed by the soy sauce ......"

Note 1: If you don't know who Takeshi Gonda is, Fat Tiger should always know him......

ps: I actually like the song that little yooooo hums very much...... But when I sing on my own, I usually get asked by my mother, "What are you howling again?"