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Xiao Yu sat in the reception living room in the Wutai Gym, receiving the hospitality of the gym's trainers.
The interior of the gym is decorated in a darker tone, exacerbated by candles on the surrounding walls and honest chandeliers hanging from the roof. The living room is completely cluttered with bookcases of different sizes and styles, but the bookcases do not add up to a dozen books, replaced by glass, ceramic, plastic transparent and opaque jars of various sizes. In addition, in the corner of the living room, there is a large table full of alcohol lamps, test tubes, beakers, etc......
Wait a minute...... Why Test Tubes and Beakers?
A pseudo-lady who came to kick the gym inexplicably felt that compared to beakers and test tubes, put some crucibles and crystal balls on the table, and then draw a six-pointed star god horse, it would be more appropriate to say?
"I'm sorry to wait for a long time...... "This is the gym trainer of the Wutai Daoist Pavilion, who had been standing next to the table just now, came to Xiao Yu with a plate." Please use tea~"
"Uh, thank you, thank you......" Xiao Yu smiled reluctantly, and took the small beaker filled with lilac clear liquid handed over by the gym trainer......
Can this thing really be called "tea"? This thing is purple, huh? Still bubbling up? Wait a minute! Just now, a human face appeared in it, hey!!
"......" Xiao You, who was blue-faced, raised his head and looked at the other party's full of "Taste it, this is someone's proud work!" Meaning expectant eyes...... Could it be that Wutai Gym has always been a second-tier gym because of repeated food poisoning incidents?
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I have to explain. The gym trainer of the Wutai Gym is not at all a white and obscene middle-aged man squatting on the back of the wonderful frog flower as Xiao You expected, but a mature and sexy royal sister type woman:
The bright and smooth reddish-brown and waist-length are enough to make short-haired girls like Xiaoxia ashamed to hang themselves; The beautiful appearance with mature charm and lazy temperament is enough to make yellow-haired girls like Xiaoxia feel inferior to the point of hitting the wall and committing suicide; The sexy figure of 1.75 meters and the convex and backward curves, especially its plump breasts that almost defy gravity, are enough to make airport girls like Xiaoxia desperate to take poison first and then commit suicide by throwing themselves into the sea (Xiaoxia: Why is it always me!!). )…… And the slightly curved black peaked wide-brimmed hat and off-the-shoulder, low-cut, high-forked long skirt that have never been taken off indoors are 54,000 kilometers away from the imaginary lewd middle-aged man who likes to summon toads...... Of course, this sexy outfit that takes into account both mystery and exposure can also make local girls like Xiaoxia depressed to the point of lying on the rails...... (Xiaoxia: You give me a little bit!!) )
I don't know why I always feel that this big sister named Ruriko should be with a skeleton soldier or something...... Uh, no, that's not the point!
In a word...... This Guardian Gym trainer with at least 5 Xiao Gang (Note 1) has at least 5 Xiao Gang (Note 1) and has no need to go out to collect materials, right? Isn't it enough to look in the mirror yourself!
Obviously, under the influence of a certain migrant worker's animation work, the explanation of the word "material" in Xiao You's head is to conduct peeping and secretly taking pictures in public places such as women's bathhouses, women's hot springs, women's pools, and women's changing rooms, and even stealing fat and other crimes......
"Ah, you mean the material?" After Xiao Yu asked this question, of course, Xiao Yu would never admit that she wanted to mix this cup of "tea", Miss Ruriko only smiled and replied. "It's still like this~ In addition to running a gym, our family also has the identity of an elf magician~"
"Huh?" This answer made Xiao Yu a little unable to interpret it, "Elf...... Enchanter? ”
Although both the exterior and interior of this gym and Miss Ruriko's outfit do match magic, witches, or something like that, there is a classic "staff" in the cloakroom at the door, which is bent into the shape of a question mark...... But isn't it still a little unscientific to add magic or something to Pokemon's setting? And if it's really magic, can you put away the scientific equipment on the table like the test-tube beaker and the curved neck flask? Science Jun is crying......
Well, although the pokemon, a creature that can be put into a Poké Ball and teleported, is already very tearful for the Science King......
"Hawkers, Xiaoyou, you said you were from the Kanto region, right? So it's normal to not know about elf magic......" I don't know if the suspicious look in Xiao You's eyes is too obvious or if I've seen too many similar reactions, Ruriko naturally explained further to Xiao You. "The so-called elf magic is a way to use various natural materials related to elves to help in life. Although it looks like legendary magic, it is actually a kind of use of natural science, and it is a very scientific thing! ”
"Well, it's like...... Alchemy or something? Xiao Yu thought about it for a long time and came up with a description that might be closer.
"Hmmm! That's right! Just like alchemy, they are the originators of modern science! Miss Ruriko seemed to be very happy with Xiao Yu's reaction, "And it's because there are a lot of materials that are used for elf magic that have certain requirements for freshness, so I have to go out often and go to the field to collect fresh materials, and the evaluation of the Daoist Pavilion has not been able to go up......"
It turned out that it wasn't a bathroom peeping-peeping......
"Well," Xiao Yu raised his hand and asked, "May I ask, what are the so-called elf materials?" ”
"There are all kinds of materials." Ruriko tilted her head and thought for a moment before replying, "The simpler ones are the thin hair, the scales of the king carp, the milk of the big milk jug, ......and so on."
"Uh-oh......" nodded - after all, they were weak or docile elves.
"A little more troublesome are the moss on the back of the rumbling rock, the juice made from the pear fruit in the kettle, the tears of the long-tailed monster hand, and so on......"
"Uh-huh......" Xiao Yu continued to nod his head to indicate that it was understandable - I don't know how the long-tailed monster hand is, but it is difficult for a water-sensitive elf like Rumble Rock to grow moss that needs a humid environment, and it is obviously not easy to find a pot pot carrying a specific tree fruit in the wild......
"The more difficult ones are the beard of the tyrannosaurus, the rust of the great steel serpent, the grains of sand in the crevices of the carapace of Banjira......"
"Uh-uh......" Xiao Yu nodded in a cold sweat - collecting these materials has basically stepped into the realm of death, right? There's already a rush for a certain monster abuse game......
And in this way, being able to collect such materials shows that the strength of the Wutai Gym is actually not weak?
"Although it is troublesome and hard to collect materials, it is worth it for the research of elf magic." Ruriko seemed to clench her fists firmly, and a pair of gravity-defying beings shook with their movements. "My ideal is to make elf magic universal, to become a part of everyday life that ordinary people can use at will...... Just like this cup of tea, it is a magic that can refresh the mind and concentrate! ”
"Uh......" Xiao You's face turned pale just now when he was about to applaud the occasion, why did he go back to this cup of tea......
"Listening to what I've said so much, you must want to try the magic of elf magic too, right?" Ruriko looked at the pseudo-Niang trainer with a bright smile that flashed blindly, "Come, you're welcome, just try this cup of magic calming tea!" ”
Xiao You wanted to say weakly: I just came to fight the gym......
But if you don't drink this tea, the human world doesn't fight with you in the gym, will it be swollen......
Anyway, we have the Lv3 Bei Ye characteristic! Fight!
The little ghost tooth bit his heart and crossed it, closed his eyes and picked up the beaker-
Knock Knock Knock......
Well?
Does it taste good? And I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but after drinking it, it does seem to make people feel refreshed and deaf!
"How?"
"Well, that's good!" Xiao Yu sincerely admired, "What kind of elf material is used to make zuò?" ”
The pseudo-lady who asked this question quickly regretted it:
"Think about it...... It must have been a mixture of diluted Aba monster dissolve, agate jellyfish venom extract, phosphorus powder on the moth's wings, and a mixture of poison powder and pollen from the frog flower......"
Every time Ruriko said a material, Xiao You's face turned purple......
No wonder this tea is purple...... Nima's materials are all poisonous!
And Miss Ruriko, what are you writing in the notebook? What does the "New Magic Open Test Record" on the cover of that notebook mean!?
Instructor...... Send me to the doctor......
Note 1...... x Xiaogang: The unit of measurement for the charm of the royal sister in the world of elves. It was measured based on the number of times Xiao Gang fell into the emotion pattern after seeing the woman. For example, most of the female characters who appear in the TV version have a charisma value of 1 to 2 Xiao Gang, popular characters such as Shirona and others have 6 to 8 Xiao Gang, and Musashi, Yamato (Yamato) and the like are o Xiao Gang......
ps: Wutai Gym Gym Trainer image, please do your own "Dragon Crown Witch"......
PS2: We don't know when the cover will be changed, hey...... Obviously, I just went to the city to close the round penguins