399. On that day, humanity recalled. (Fog)

"Good morning, I'm here to disturb again!" Early in the morning, Xiao Youbian ran to the gate of the Smoke and Ink Gym as if nothing had happened, completely ignoring the gap in the wall less than twenty meters from the gate. "This time I'm going to show my real skills, so I definitely won't lose!"

"That, good morning, little Youjun......" came out to greet the white-bearded old man who looked like a wounded man with a bandage on his head, "but Miss Xiao Zhuan may not be able to fight you today......"

"Huh!?" Xiao Yu shouted in a tone that was both contrived and exaggerated, "Why!? And what's the matter with the wound on your head, uncle? Did you get caught by a big tongue scallop!? ”

"Well, this has nothing to do with the big tongue...... "The old butler quickly shook his head and pointed to the broken wall that had been ignored by the puppet mother before. Xiao Youjun, you also know that the criminals who have been attacking trainers have been around for a while, right? That guy came to our Smoke and Ink Gym last night. ”

"Eh, ?!?" Xiao Yu immediately made a more exaggerated voice, "That, that means that Miss Xiaozhu's elf was also tragically poisoned by that tightsuit pervert, and then suffered heavy physical and mental damage, and as a result, there was no way to play in the battle before the end of physiological treatment and psychological counseling!?" ”

"Ah, that...... The prisoner didn't succeed, and the elf didn't have anything to do......"

"It's horrible!!" Xiao You ignored the old man's words and covered his face with his hands in horror, "It's the same with a dojo I went to before!" Because he was attacked by that tight-suit mask pervert, the elf couldn't leave the care unit of the elf center for several weeks! In the end, the entire gym was paralyzed because of this! I've heard that even the license of an official gym is in danger of being revoked......"

"Uh, so the elf is fine......"

"Could it be that the Yanmo Gym will also collapse because of this misfortune and become a second-rate or even a third-rate gym? How so! Even the Yanmo Gym, one of the prestigious Eight Avenue Halls in the Johto area, will also ......"

"It's said that there is no such thing!!" The housekeeper finally couldn't help yelling, "The prisoner has been driven away!" The elves are safe and sound!! Only the eldest lady was injured!! ”

“…… Huh? Xiao You then put on a blank expression and asked, "The little elf is okay but Miss Xiao Zhu is injured?" What's going on? Could it be that the criminals were impressed by Miss Xiaozhu's beauty and changed their target......"

"How is that possible!!"

When the old housekeeper roared angrily again to the point of almost having a cerebral hemorrhage, Xiao Yu finally stopped and listened honestly to other versions of the events he had experienced last night.

In this "Tragic Wind Attack Incident Smoke and Ink Gym Version", the plot development becomes that the gym trainer's small pile is not alarmed, and the silver mountain collapses in front of it and does not change color (more than 100 words of praise adjectives are omitted here)...... The earth and the leotards who came to attack fought heroically, but they were undisciplined, shameless, and shameless on the other side (more than 200 words of negative adjectives are omitted here)...... Under the sneak attack, she still fell into the plot, but despite this, the eldest lady was still brave and fearless (omitting more than 300 words of praise)...... stubbornly resisted, and finally with the cooperation of the members of a certain illegal organization Rocket Team who passed by to play soy sauce, he successfully beat the tights and mask man to the ground (more than 400 words omitted)...... ran away in the wilderness, and the eldest lady did not pursue excessively because of the drag of the listing, by the way, out of the reason of "giving the other party a chance to mend his ways" - such a broad-minded and benevolent house (500 words......

…… Well, Xiao You speculated that these "facts" should have been made up by the more old man who was put down on the ground and lay on the ground at the beginning, after all, he is what people call the "soy sauce party". As for why he let go of the "sad wind" man in the end......

A trainer can usually carry six pokemon, but Nima's metamorphosis except for the three pokemon that were released to fight at the beginning are all lightning balls, hazelnut balls, and gas bombs, which are innate terrorists who don't need training!

It's not easy to mess with people who use their lives to play performance art, and the iron-masked ninja, who was close and crispy in the first round of self-explosions, received the bento on the spot. As soon as the Aba monster emerged from the catastrophe by digging a hole and escaping the catastrophe, it encountered the second round of the more powerful cyan pinecone-like elf...... As for when the gas bombs with a twisted and smirkling face full of potholes and holes are now sold, spraying a large amount of flammable and explosive gases while emitting red light all over their bodies, even Xiao You has to give up the idea of rushing in and dying a big death......

The dead perverted muscular man who ran fast and drilled into the woods still had a grief-stricken expression on his face every time he threw a self-explosive pokemon to cover his escape-Nima is reluctant to let you play suicide attacks!

The most annoying thing is that in the end, Xiao You, who couldn't catch up, commanded Hei Lujia to successfully ignite the mask on the head of the sad wind man, so that he had to take off the obscene S-M wind mask - since the capture task could not be completed, at least get the reward for finding out the true face - the true face under the mask of the other party almost made the pseudo-Niang trainer release the iron armor and then crashed to death on the shell:

Lightweight, close-fitting, breathable should be very good, the material is probably spandex, the facial features are covered very tightly, flesh-colored, and the head covering......

A good perverted muscle man shouldn't learn the stalk of the little yellow book ninja!! "There is still a mask under the mask" This setting was not popular many years ago, ahhhhhh

So all in all, Team Rocket's mission failed, and so did the system's mission, and neither a free attribute point nor a dollar bonus could be obtained......

Super unhappy Ariki Yuki!

That's why Xiao You knew about last night's incident and came to the gym early in the morning, in addition to confirming by the way that the gym trainer Xiao Zhu was indeed not sent a bento by his own AOE, he just wanted to hear the people in the gym describe his miserable situation......

When you are unhappy, you should look at the unhappiness of others so that you can be happy...... This is the little abacus of a certain psychologically shady pseudo-mother.

Of course, it was somewhat unexpected to hear a "heroic epic".

"That's right...... So when will Miss Xiaozhu's body recover? ”

"The eldest lady's injury is not serious, and the doctor said that it will be completely healed in about a day or two."

"Oh oh, then I'll ...... tomorrow No, it's better to come back the day after tomorrow. ”

"I'm sorry ......"

"No, no, no, it's me who is too anxious, please Miss Xiaozhu take care of her injuries......"

……

"This shameless dwarf winter melon old man! Obviously they are the ...... who make soy sauce," the gloating little Yu Du muttered and left the gym, but did not take the way back to the city.

"The old man said he would have to wait a day or two...... Considering the lethality of the gas explosion close to the center, it would have been two days. The puppet trainer pondered, "The bear children in the city have been beaten to the ground, and no one will come to give them their heads anymore...... So let's focus on the 'wild zone' for the next two days. ”

So on this day, the wild elves around Yanmo City remembered that they were scared by the purple wild demon nest by litter...... and the humiliation of being beaten to the point of blood and then harvested over and over again by the "trumpets......