422. Ash! Go and "bless" him!
In the case of the water elf fighting the fire elf and the venue is a pool, and the commentary does not shout Flag lines such as "Menas ride the face, you tell me how to lose", Xiao Yu naturally defeated the last pokemon of Dushe without any pressure. Perhaps the Flame Horse of the trainer who had no personality at all except his name felt that he might have a chance to counter-kill and then complete a shocking and gorgeous comeback with PantaKill, but the little quiet Menas ruthlessly told the other party with practical actions that this pro-you was just a "gray name" in the eyes of our trainers - the end of the battle simply made the commentary's voice who always loved to scream "oh oh" calm down a lot.
And the remaining four games in the afternoon, because according to the schedule, only one of the eight trainers in it will be left to fight with Xiao You in the final stage, so Xiao You's energy when watching the game in the afternoon has been more focused on grabbing snacks with Geng Ghost than on the game, only when the commentator's "Oh! "When the voice is particularly excited, or when he and Geng Ghost make too much noise, and a certain sister's hand knife is strongly suppressed, he will temporarily stop and watch the game honestly......
After the game and leaving the venue, Xiao Yu went to the shopping street to "visit" them before returning to the dormitory. The business of the Phantom Trio has evolved to the point of having an independent warehouse and a specialty store with an exclusive LOGO, and the large number of gold and silver color matching Glitter Menas dolls that have been stocked in advance under Xiao You's gesture have also sold as expected because they were put on the shelves for the first time, and after a day of sales, the warehouse used to stack the goods is even full of bulging money bags!
Even if this is mainly because the badge and the doll take the route of small profits and quick turnover, so the money received is mainly a small coin, the visual effect of "full of money in a warehouse" is still proper!
So a certain pseudo-lady was also very justified when she took out the long snack reimbursement receipt when she watched the game during the day: "What kind of expression do you have with this pain?" Don't you plan to ask for tomorrow's trainer list and recommendations? ”
The trio decisively made a tiger landing pose: "Just a little money, a little little you, please be sure to appreciate your face and let the little ones reimburse you!" ”
Xiao You nodded with satisfaction: "Also, the plan to build a building and open a store is also canceled quickly!" ”
The trio looked surprised: "Huh? However, now that sales are rising, it is a good opportunity to continue to expand the scale of the business......"
"How big does the hole in your brain have to be?" Xiao Yu covered his face, "When you build a building, the conference is over!" When the time comes, who will come all the way to the foot of this silver mountain to buy the east...... Wait, what is this? ”
"Oh, this!" Seeing a design drawing that looked quite complicated that Xiao Yu picked up from the table, Musashi immediately stepped forward excitedly and explained. "This is the idea I came up with – to transform the entire store into a multi-functional robot that can be moved! This way, even if the conference is over, we can take the store away and continue our business somewhere else, and we can use it to catch the little ghost's Pikachu! I've even figured out the name, so I'll call it 'Battle Shop Medal No. 1'! ”
"That's right, that's right!" Kojiro also happily added on the side, completely ignoring the darkening face of a certain pseudo-girl. "And this time, because the budget is sufficient, not only are the interior of the store made of the highest grade materials, but the entire interior and exterior of the building are treated with insulating paint, so I am definitely not afraid of Pikachu's electric shock! In addition, it has carried out a variety of treatments such as high temperature resistance and anti-rust resistance, and is equipped with the most advanced multi-functional capture nets and multi-component missile launchers, and even the infrared night vision system and thermal imaging system are also ......."
"So what?" Kojiro held up the design drawings and pointed to the budget amount at the bottom, interrupting Kojiro's rambling. "So in addition to all the profits you made from your previous business, you also borrowed a large amount of money, all of which was used to buy and build a house...... No, it's the material that makes the robot? ”
"No problem!" Kojiro is full of confidence, "As long as the store is built, the latest limited edition commemorative badge I personally designed will be able to return the funds immediately!" Not only will I be able to pay off my loan, but I will also—"
“DUANG!!” (This is the clear sound of the metal alloy colliding with the skull.)
"Now return all the building materials you ordered." Xiao Yu, who stepped on Kojiro's "corpse" with a metal wooden knife, looked calm, "And then use this small shop now to sell this guy's (poked Kojiro's head with a metal wooden knife) limited commemorative badge - the conference has been going on for more than half of the time, and it is a day to make money for a day." ”
"Uh, but ......" Despite trembling with Musashi, Meow Meow still had the courage to object, "If you return it now, you will have to pay a penalty Meow......"
Poison Island Flow Swordsmanship - Meow Mallet Flash!
Hovering the shiny alloy wooden knife precisely 0.5 centimeters above the golden judgment on top of Meowmeow's head, Xiao Yu showed a smile that was enough to scare the ghostly elf: "What's the problem?" ”
"No, no meow...... I'm going to call and return meow......"
……
The next day.
The first game was naturally the winner of the first round yesterday, Ye Yue, an older young man from the Fangyuan area, and Xiao Zhi, a hot-blooded fool from Zhenxin Town. Although this Ye Yue used to have a certain degree of comic behavior in the fire elf competition in Hyuga Town, but now in Xiao You's opinion, it is more like some kind of deliberate challenge to the extreme training, and it is only because he was unlucky to meet Ah Xun, who is also not weak, so he showed off his face. And Ash ...... Not to mention anything else, I defeated my old rival Xiaomao yesterday, and most of them won their own childhood sweethearts after the game, "Even my share will win together!" Such as "blessings full of kindness", Xiao You is not optimistic about his Kanto fellow at all......
The game begins.
Ash, who was on the green side and attacked first, started Pikachu, who didn't play yesterday! And the pioneer of the red Fang Ye Yue is the characteristic elf of the Fangyuan region and becomes a hidden dragon!
Well, it's actually just a large chameleon standing on its hind legs. It doesn't look strong at all......
But this stealth dragon is not like a real ordinary chameleon that only changes the color of its body, but really achieves stealth at the level of optical camouflage! Ash's Pikachu was almost scared to pee!
“…… Hey, is it okay that the red markings on the belly of that Hidden Dragon are still exposed? Xiao You complained mercilessly in the stands, "Even after stealth, it has become more conspicuous, isn't it!" Did both Ash and Pikachu have sudden color blindness? ”
"Of course you can see clearly from the stands, Ash, they're on the field." Sister Masako, who was beside Xiao You, also did not hesitate to slash the head of the pseudo-mother trainer with a hand knife, "Don't forget the venue of this game." ”
By the way, Ash's match was a random grass field favored by a famous center (*1), and the field was full of grass servants who were close to half a person tall, and Pikachu couldn't even see his head if he didn't stand up......
In fact, Ash also took advantage of this: Pikachu just landed on all fours, and achieved the same full stealth effect as the optical camouflage's stealth dragon. And in order to find out Pikachu hiding in the grass, the Hidden Dragon used a long wet and sticky tongue that was comparable in length to Geng Ghost and more obscene, and swept down in a 360-degree whirlwind, and caught Pikachu hiding in the grass at once!
But the Hidden Dragon forgot a little! That is, Pikachu is an electric rat in terms of attribute classification, and has direct physical contact with a mouse that can discharge......
“Pikapika――”
After a pass of "Skin God の Love の Spur", the hidden dragon successfully died successfully!
However, although Ash won the first game, in the second game that followed, Pikachu was caught by Ye Yue's head-on Tsura, who could only put down the strange power head-on, and lost his combat effectiveness......
"I actually lost the trump card directly......" Xiao You covered his face in the stands and made a sad appearance, "This face is too beautiful to look at......"
Sister Masako, who is not specialized in elf training, expressed puzzlement: "Isn't Ash's trump card the Charizard from yesterday?" ”
"Charizard is just a lieutenant." Xiao Yu gave his sister a literacy, "Pikachu is Ash's natal primordial elf!" Don't look at that guy who usually sells cuteness, if you are serious, you can face the legendary elf anal! ”
"Legendary elves?" Masako smiled lightly, and then smacked her hand knife lightly, "Hehe, say it as if you've seen it with your own eyes!" ”
Actually, we've really seen it with our own eyes...... Xiao Yu clutched his head depressedly.
The electric rat of the orange islands and the three gods asked if you were afraid...... Charizard, although it has had a similar experience, but after all, it's a copycat, isn't it (a pseudo-girl selectively ignored what she said, the copycat is actually more perverted than the deity)?
Although Pikachu led the scene, Ash was not discouraged, and immediately sent out the water elf tease in the Johto version of the three elves...... Uh, I mean the little saw crocodile...... In the face of the fierce alloy claws, the little saw crocodile was in danger and used ...... Gulp!?
Watching Ash's little saw crocodile jumping around the field with the claws of the caraver, by the way, he bumped the caracon in his mouth all the way and threw the last tail flick to the outside of the venue, and the cold sweat of the audience flowed all the way......
It's a triumph for the comics!
Next, in order to deal with the comic little saw crocodile of ADHD patients, Ye Yue sent the elf Su Li Pai of the super energy department to deal with it. Su Li Pai looks like a bipedal humanoid with short bright yellow hair, obscene three white eyes, an obscene oversized hooked nose, and a girdle of white unidentified objects. The pendulum-like hypnosis of the obscene humanoid creature with a perpendicular ring-shaped organ growing out of the palm of his hand made the little sawball settle down, and was unresisted by the phantom light Pia that followed...... KO。
Little Tease...... After Sawcrocodile was knocked out, the elf that Ash replaced with was a large Kirbymon. This is a guy who is super calm compared to the little saw crocodile, an ADHD patient, who is so calm that he directly lies on the ground and falls asleep as soon as he gets on the field, and then is slapped in the face by Su Li directly using Dream Eater......
"This picture is really too beautiful to look at, the soul is ......," Xiao You continued to cover his face.
"I actually lost to such a guy......" A rich third generation on the edge of the auditorium passage also covered his face.
But in the end, Kirbymon lives up to the name of rough skin and thick flesh.,Was pumped by Su Li HP for a long time.,After waking up, it's still fine.,Instead, because he was disturbed from sleeping, he got the angry BUFF.,A move of anger の destroys the death light and directly kills the obscene Su Li in seconds......
Three elves are out, halftime.
"Tell you, what about at this time......" Xiao Yu said to Masako, who didn't know what to make because of the series of super expansions of the battle, "just smile." ”
“……”
After the break, the two sides fought again, and the field was still grass. Ye Yue's side sent a huge steel snake, while Ash's side chose to let Kirbymon rest a little, and let Ash's slightly stunted flash elf owl Nighthawk appear.
The five-minute break seemed to allow Ye Yue to get rid of Ash's unscientific aura, and after forcibly unleashing a sandstorm against the owl Nighthawk's lackluster telekinetic attack, the big steel snake successfully sealed most of the opponent's skills that required eye locking, and then easily abused the owl Nighthawk. However, after this, Ash's Kirbymon re-entered the game, and the Freezing Punch and the Destruction of the Death Light beat the Great Steel Snake back.
After that, Ash seemed to plan to let Kirbymon take advantage of the victory to chase after him, and it was best to force out Ye Yue's trump card Flame Chicken in one go, but Heiruga, who Ye Yue sent next, unexpectedly used the return punch skill, and doubled the destruction of Kirbymon and rebounded back, so that Kirbymon was put down by his own trick.
(Xiao You held a metal wooden knife: "Do you dare to ask why our return fist can bounce back and destroy the death light?" ”)
After retrieving the unconscious Kirbymon, the fifth pokemon that Ash took out to fight against Ye Yue's Heiluga was...... Bay leaf. Such a choice does not say that the audience at the scene has a broken face, and even the commentary can only be described as "hehe......".
“…… Now, Xiaoyu? But Masako in the stands showed a hesitant expression, "According to what you said, this situation will be bigger for Ash to face head-on?" ”
"Uh-huh, that's right! What a misfortune this black ruga is......"
So on the battlefield, the fire-based Heiluga was accidentally tied with a vine whip by the grass-based bay leaf, and the most threatening fire-based trick was sealed, and then a Tarzan pressed the top to sit Heiluga into a dog meatloaf......
"Did you really win......?"
"I'll just say it."
However, after his fifth elf Heiluga was defeated, Ye Yue finally took out his trump card elf flame chicken. It's also a grass-to-fire system, but when the object is replaced with a flame chicken, the bay leaf has completely become a fancy hanging target for the flame chicken to show its strength: the flying leaf fast knife was gorgeously shot down by a series of kicks, the rattan whip was grabbed instead, and the last Mount Tai was also killed by a direct flame fist, and the bay leaf didn't even consume some of the flame chicken's physical strength......
Then the game once again became the final showdown between the two sides with only the last pokemon left, and the last pokemon of the elves was naturally Charizard......
"Charizard, use the Jet Flame!"
"Flame chicken, we also use jet flames!"
“BOOM!”
The battle that followed was almost as if it were another dimension taking place compared to the previous one. There is no comic, there is no unscientific, there is not even a strategy and tactics, there is only fire and blood. Charizard and Flame Chicken each did their best to devote themselves to the battle, and various fire and non-fire skills exploded in the air, on the turf of the battlefield, and on the opponent's body, making the audience look at it intently, and even Xiao You had a rare concentration to observe - the target was naturally the performance of the Flame Chicken, if Ye Yue was victorious, this powerful fire elf would be his opponent tomorrow......
“BOOM!”
Finally, in a close encounter, Charizard grabbed the flaming chicken and successfully used one of the unscientific tricks to throw it on Earth. But the flame chicken used a jet of flame to the ground in the process of falling, using the reaction force to reduce the damage thrown on the earth, not only retreating the bento sent in front of him, but also seizing the opportunity to hit the fire-breathing dragon with a flame kick - well, if you usually take into account the attribute restraint effect, it may not be a heavy blow, but after a fierce battle, the physical strength of the elves on both sides is almost exhausted, and the damage of this blow may become the most critical weight on the balance of victory and defeat......
"Flame chicken, give it the final blow of the spray flame!"
"Charizard, wield the most powerful Dragon's Fury!"
On both sides are holding "this move will be the winner!" The skills of both sides caused a violent explosion in the center of the battlefield, and both exhausted elves were affected by the shockwave of the explosion and fell. Although both the Flaming Chicken and Charizard were barely on their feet with the support of the trainers on both sides, Charizard still suffered the loss of the previous flame kick and fell back after swaying for a while...... This time, he couldn't stand up again, and directly turned out the mosquito coil eyes......
"Charizard loses its combat effectiveness, Flame Chicken wins! Therefore, the winner is Ye Yue from Weibai Town! ”
*1: "The famous center Demacia Galen once said that mastering the grass is equivalent to mastering the rebounding ......" - by a certain LOL idol commentary