Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Goblin Cafe of the Foolish Sentai Team
As we all know, there is an ice fairy living on the Lake of Mist, this goblin has the strongest power among the goblins, although her strength is not enough to kill the big youkai, but it is enough to abuse a large area.
However, from youkai to humans, basically no one will be afraid of her.
Because, she is a fool who can even count 1+1 as (9).
Now, on a whim, this Yaga led her friends to occupy a piece of land in this festival and opened a fairy coffee shop.........
And then.........
"Your coffee is here!!" With a silly smile and a neat waiter's suit, the famous (9) fairy Qiluno stood beside the guests with a big grin.
"Well, I look like I just sat down and didn't order, right?" The male guest of the race is human raised his hand weakly, looking at the tray in Kiruno's hand rather confused, and the contents of the tray made the corners of his eyes twitch.
"This is the specialty coffee that we are proud of!!" Cirno proudly puffed up her chest and placed the drinks on the tray in front of the guests.
"Eggplant Presso!" The coffee in the porcelain teacup is full of aroma and deep color, which makes people feel relaxed and happy at first glance, but is it ......... What's going on with the eggplant soaked in the coffee!!!!
"This ...... This ......" The corners of the guest's mouth began to twitch, and he stretched out his trembling right hand, pointing to the coffee on the table and looking at Kirino in disbelief.
"Promise 80 Wen! ~~" Not noticing the guest's wrong face at all, Qiluno began to ask the guest for the bill with a happy face.
"What a joke!! How can you drink this!! The guest was furious, completely forgetting that it was no ordinary little girl standing in front of him, and he stood up violently, taking advantage of his height, and looked down at Qiluno condescendingly, his face full of anger and ruin.
"Mistia, someone is trying to pay again!!" Qi Luno looked at the fierce reaction of the guests, first tilted his head in confusion, and after reacting, turned around and shouted happily in the direction of the kitchen.
"What?! Someone wants to eat the overlord meal again?!! The little girl with short green hair, also dressed in a waiter's suit, and a member of the stupid team, the bug-monster Ligra walked into the lobby from the backstage with a vicious look, and at the same time, she was surrounded by a large number of flying insects that made the guests shudder and even goosebumps.
"Huh? ~It's not right to eat overlord meals, you have to pay the bill~~~" The chef of the coffee shop, the night sparrow monster Misty Lorela, walked slowly over with a kitchen knife with a hollow smile and a trace of black gas wrapped around her body.
Well, Misty has been under a lot of pressure lately, and now she's just venting......
"Arnold, it's not good to eat a bully meal!!" A little girl with long cyan hair, a side ponytail, and a shy and shy face, the only normal goblin of the stupid clan, held up the tray to cover her face a little timidly, and forced her shame to present her opinion to the guest.
And then............
"Never again!!" The guest burst into tears, but before he burst into tears, he settled the bill well.........
"Well, Damian, Mistia, you see, there's more money, so if you go on like this, you'll soon have (9) money before those stupid people!! Yo~~" Qi Luno didn't care about the tearful guests, but happily held a few bills in his hand and waved them at his friends.
That group of fools refers to another team of fools, the ice fairy bracket named Qiluno is Zhengtai, Qiluno and Qilunuo two Yaga opened a store at the same time on a whim in this festival, Qiluno is a night sparrow barbecue stall, and Qiluno is a fairy coffee shop on Qiluno's side, and the two (9) make a bet, whoever earns enough (9) money first will win............
"Cirno...... Now I have earned a lot more than (9) Wen......" Misty sighed, and reluctantly took away the 4 banknotes with a denomination of 20 Wen in Qiluno's hand and put them into the pocket of her apron, today's turnover has exceeded ten yuan, and it is really powerful to be able to earn so much in just one night, but the guests basically come once and then don't come, after all, ......... The menu set by Qiluno is too pitiful.........
For example......
Chair Presso
Don't think about it, it's really a chair...... Because the chair can't fit into the coffee cup, Qi Luno directly pours the coffee on the chair and then puts the cup on the chair and pushes it over to the guests...
By the way, the price of this coffee is the same price, which is 1000 Wen............
Fortunately, the customer is a human being, and he is a local tyrant who came with his sister, and he knows that the few people who open the store are not goblins and monsters that are easy to mess with, so he paid very well-behaved......
Also, Qi Lunuo didn't listen to what the guests wanted at all, and went straight to the order by herself......
"Ding~~~" The bell at the door rang, which means that there is a fat sheep again, cough cough cough cough is a guest coming.
"Welcome to the light...... "......Misty immediately greeted the guest with a business smile on her face, but immediately stiffened when she saw the visitor clearly.
"Ahhh~~I'm so tired~~Sakiya~~"
"There are too many human beings, and they are so annoying that they dare to block the path of Young Master Ben! A bunch of stupid humans!! ”
"Big brother can't find it."
"Big sister can't be found."
"It's boring! ~~”×2
"The eldest lady (eldest young master), the second young lady (second young master), please sit down and rest for a while."
Mistia's eyes were met by the Red Devil Pavilion ×2.
Well, she's already fainted.........
Because she often goes to the Lake of Fog to find Kiruno's relationship, she knows the Red Devil Pavilion's murderous reputation.
"Huh?? What happened to Mistya? Misty fainted on Cirno, much to the surprise of Cillino, who gently shook Mistia, only to find that she didn't react at all.
"Misty is probably tired, right? I'll take her to rest, and I'll leave it to you, the Great Goblin and Kiruno. Liglu took Misty from Kiruno's hand and led her backstage, waving her hand to indicate that she didn't have to worry.
"Please, please, what do you want?" The big goblin's face turned pale, she forced a smile, and asked in a trembling voice at the Red Devil Pavilion that had already been seated.
"Miss Ben (Young Master Ben) take a look...... Hmm......" Remilia and Remilia picked up the menu at the same time and looked at it, and it was rare that the two didn't do it against each other.
"Ahhh
The maid and the deacon patiently dissuaded their second lady, but they looked very tired......
"Although it's certainly not as good as Sakiya's craftsmanship, it's also casual, as a nobleman, you have to taste the things of the common people occasionally." The two vampire nobles closed the menu at the same time, and commanded the goblin with a swagger, "I want this espresso." ”
"Yes..."
"Oh? Spresso! I'll make zuò for you right away, please wait a minute! ~~" Without waiting for the big goblin to finish speaking, Kiruno stole the big goblin's words, nodded at Remilia with a look of sudden realization, and ran out of the store.
"Huh?!" Remilia and Remilia looked at each other, as if something was wrong, right?
'Oops!! Kirino is here again! The elf forced a stiff smile on the surface, but in her heart she was already wailing, she was 100% sure that Qiluno had just misunderstood, and that something terrible would definitely happen next.
For a while, the whole coffee shop fell silent, and everyone didn't know why they were silent for a while.
Thankfully, the awkward atmosphere didn't last long, and after about three minutes, the door was pushed open again.
Next, everyone's eyes bulged.
"Long wait!! I've finally brought the fresh S here!! "Beside the smirkling Kiruno, there is the tyrant of the flower with his head bowed, his whole body exuding low air pressure, wearing a red plaid yukata, and a reputation for cruelty...
"Ha ?!!!!!!!!"