Since ancient times, the Taketori Monogatari handed down from neon has given people beautiful fantasies, and the peerless beauty Kaguya in the story is also in the childhood dreams of many neon people. Her skin is round and jade, she can be broken by blowing, her beauty is not enough to describe with the closed moon and shy flowers, sinking fish and geese, her temperament is elegant and graceful but approachable, she ......

And now, Kaguyahime in the story has come to reality, to the world, and to appear in front of people! How exciting, how ......

“OH，NO！！！” A terrible scream rang out in the sky, and a creature that looked like a maiden fell to its knees, its long, satin-like hair hanging down to the ground, staining it with dust on the ground.

Gentlemen, keep your eyes open! Kaguyahime in Taketori Monogatari has appeared!

It's just that the current Kaguya will really ruin many people's childhood......

The current Kaguyahime, her appearance, is easy to remind people of a peerless painting, the name of this famous painting is "The Scream".

"God, what did the concubine do wrong, you have to punish the concubine like this!!!" Kaguya holds her cheeks in her hands, and the expression on her face is very worn, and the appearance of tears and snot flowing down her face is really disillusioning.

"Hey, hey, no, it's just that the shop here is closed, is it necessary?" Sister Hong, who was standing behind her, couldn't stand it anymore, she looked at Kaguya with black lines on her head, and complained.

She felt more and more that her father was definitely blinded by lard and became obsessed with the remnant guy in front of her who knelt on the ground and cried bitterly because the house was closed.

"You know what!!" Hearing Mei Hong's indifferent words, Kaguya instantly stood up from the ground, didn't even care about wiping the snot and tears on his face, grabbed Mei Hong's collar with one hand, and pointed to the shops on both sides with the other, and roared violently: "This is Akihabara, the holy land of our NEET!" What kind of mentality do you think the concubine came here with!! The concubine came to the holy land with a dedication mentality!! ”

That's right, the place where Kaguya and the others are now is the famous otaku sanctuary, Akihabara! Legend has it that there are countless figures, countless books, and countless ...... hidden in Akihabara

Well, Kaguya is actually planning to come to the outside world once, and he plans to come to Akihabara to buy and pack the entire Akihabara, but now all the shops in Akihabara are closed, no way, because of the war, it's strange that these shops can open for business, and most of the shopkeepers have rolled up their covers and run back to the countryside for refuge, how can they stay here as civilians.

"Devotion... I think it's a gift wallet..."Mei Hong rolled her eyes, speechlessly looked at Kaguya, who was blushing as if she was criticizing the class enemy, and at the same time pushed Kaguya's shoulder with some disgust, trying to push her away, "Too close stupid!" Snot and tears are going to stick together!! ”

"Roadless!!" Hearing this, Kaguya loosened Meihong's collar, wiped his face with wide sleeves, and wiped the snot and tears on his face on the finely made and well-made sleeves, without any scruples.

Mei Hong looked at her ruined behavior and twitched the corners of her mouth but didn't say anything, to be honest, it's just that her clothes are dirty, when she fought with Kaguya, but even her clothes were ruined, but it's okay if they're dirty.

"Okay, since the door is closed, don't waste time, Lao Tzu still has to go to the master." Meihong looked around, all the shops were closed, and there was no one in the whole street, so no one saw Kaguya's collapsed appearance.

"Damn it!! Actually closed the door when the concubine came to make a pilgrimage! ”

Looking at Kaguya, who was still awkward, she sighed, inexplicably feeling irritable, she subconsciously touched her pocket, but remembered that she had quit smoking for a long time, but now she felt very annoyed, and she always felt that something in her mouth could calm down.

However, she didn't have a cigarette on her now, only a few lollipops.

Mei Hong took out the lollipop from her pocket and looked at the lollipop a little distracted.

She quit smoking when she didn't know what, as if she was seen smoking by the master sometime, although the master didn't get angry, just frowned, but didn't say anything.

However, she noticed Master's discomfort, and then she consciously began to quit smoking.

When I first quit smoking, it was really uncomfortable, I was used to nicotine, once I didn't take it, although it was nothing, but I was always a little unhappy.

Master noticed that she was a little agitated because she had not taken nicotine for a long time.

"Sister Hong, if you don't feel used to it, use this instead." That day, Master smiled and touched her head, then shoved something into her mouth. Because of the touch, she didn't react at once, but when the sweetness in her mouth spread, she came back to her senses.

"Sure enough, Meihong is still so cute." As if she saw herself holding a lollipop in her mouth, Master was very happy and pinched her cheek very affectionately, the expression on her face reminded her of Master's smile when she was fed dessert by Master when she was a child.

But, Master, Mei Hong doesn't want you to just think Mei Hong is cute.

Peeling off the package and stuffing the lollipop into her mouth, Mei Hong felt a little calmer in her inner irritability, and at the same time her determination was more determined.

When Mei Hong recalled, after Kaguya was crazy for a while, she seemed to have made some kind of determination, she waved her hand and shouted heroically

"Reizen! Break the door of the store for the concubine and move all the things!! ”

“…… Hi! The bunny girl named Reisen shook as if she was frightened, but then responded with a sad expression.

"Hey, hey, hey! Aren't you stealing?! A few black lines hung down from the girl's head, and she took a few steps forward and grabbed Kaguya's collar and shouted.

"It's too dangerous for these treasures to be kept by these mortals!! What if these rare treasures were destroyed by those rude insects?! Sure enough, it's best to hand it over to the concubine who is Neet's concubine to keep it! Kaguya slapped away Meihong's paws and gave her a white look, as if he was looking at an ignorant and ignorant primitive, and under Meihong's expression, Kaguya hugged her hands in a vain manner, and the expression on her face was holy, as if she was doing a great event of great significance.

"To put it bluntly, it's a clear robbery, right, and you don't refute the title of NEET Ji at all, but are you proud of it?!" Sister Hong complained decisively, she became more and more suspicious that the Kaguya Ji she knew back then was really the NEET Ji in front of her?! It can't be impersonated, right?!

"Drop"

"Spit combat effectiveness 5, no, little sister red, it's not sharp enough." I don't know when, Kaguya's right eye is wearing a strange monocle-like thing full of technology.

"Kaguya is dirty!!" Mei Hong is really angry this time.

"Sa~~ Don't care about these details, let's have a good time [carrying] the treasure!"

Just as Reizen had just broken through the door of the shop and was about to enter, the sky and earth suddenly darkened, and before Mei Hong and Kaguya could react, a pillar of cherry light suddenly swept by.

And then......

The shop on the right, all destroyed......

"The treasure of the concubine's body, ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!h

On this day, Mei Hong felt for the first time that the screams of the original people could really be so terrible.

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PS1: Sa, the poor road is back, do you want to be poor =w=

PS2: Ahem, cough, cough, in fact, the poor road was originally intended to be updated in the early hours of yesterday morning, but, because the poor road arrived the night before, and it was very tired, so there was no time to code words.

PS3: Sure enough, I'm so tired from every business trip, and I'm really at home.

PS4: Recently, I feel like I've been doing a little too much meat.,Poor Dao is going to try vegetarian dishes.,Gentlemen,Is there any delicious and nutritious vegetarian food that you can introduce to Poor Dao?!