Chapter 84: The Obscene Master (Today's Third Update)
The crazy old man didn't care if he was insane or not at the moment, he only knew that the apprentice he had been looking for for nearly seventy years had finally been found. It is very difficult for him to pass on his medical skills. First of all, you have to find someone who meets the spirit of the inner family, this kind of person is not one in billions, which is why the crazy old man is so crazy when he sees Zhou Chong. Zhou Chong's physique just met the requirements of this inner family qi, in other words, only such a person could cultivate the inner family qi.
Cultivating the inner family qi is only the foundation of this medical skill, and only when you have the foundation can you see a doctor and save people.
"Let's go, follow me, let's go and worship the ancestors." The crazy old man Zhang Yizhen pulled Zhou Chong and walked to the inner hall, Wang Yuyan wanted to follow, but Zhang Yizhen directly refused: "You, you are not allowed to enter the inner hall." â
Zhang Yizhen's categorical refusal made Wang Yuyan a little unhappy, and muttered in a low voice: What's the matter, just now I helped persuade you to accept him as an apprentice, but now you don't let me in, and it's not this way to cross the river and demolish the bridge!
Complaining and complaining, she was still happy for Zhou Chong in her heart, originally she just wanted to send Zhou Chong over as a handyman, maybe she could steal a few tricks or know one or two members, but she didn't expect that as soon as people entered the door, they were crying and crying to be accepted as an apprentice. Such a blessing, she couldn't help muttering in her heart: Zhou Chong picked up such a big blessing today, and when he comes out, he must treat him well. There is a divine doctor as a master, and he will not be a little divine doctor in the future? When the time comes, you want money, you have money, you have to be famous. Today, he can be regarded as climbing the ladder of green clouds, and his future is limitless!
The crazy old man led Zhou Chong into the inner hall and went straight to the lobby in the middle. Walking into the lobby, Zhou Chong found that there were more than a dozen immortal tablets placed on it in order of upper and lower. Zhang Yizhen walked to the side and carefully lit all the candles, and the lobby, which was still a little dark, suddenly lit up.
After lighting the candle, Zhang Yizhen carefully knelt in front of the futon in front of the immortal tablet, kowtowed three heads reverently, and said: "Disciple Zhang Yizhen bowed to the ancestors, today on the sixth day of the sixth month of the Yellow Calendar, Li Shi Dachuan, the seventeenth generation of the needle door finally appeared, and the sixteenth generation disciple Zhang Yizhen was fortunate not to be dishonored. Today, under the witness of all the ancestors, Na ......"
Speaking of this, the crazy old man remembered that he didn't know Zhou Chong's name yet, and quickly turned his head and asked, "What's your name?" â
"Zhou Chong!"
After learning Zhou Chong's name, he continued to say: "Na Zhou Chong is a disciple of the seventeenth generation of the Needle Dao Sect, and he is entrusted with the order of the head of the sect. â
After saying this, Zhang Yizhen kowtowed three more times, then stood up, sat on the Taishi chair next to him, and said to Zhou Chong loudly: "Now you kowtow to me six times, and from now on you will be my apprentice, and the only disciple and head of the seventeenth generation of the needle Daomen." â
After Zhang Yizhen said this, Zhou Chong couldn't help but feel that this sect was really a little shabby, and he was actually just a disciple, and he had to serve as the head of the sect. But in order to avenge Lin Wanwan's revenge, and he really wanted to study medicine in his heart, he knelt down and bowed six respectfully.
After Zhou Chong kowtowed, Zhang Yizhen hurriedly held up Zhou Chong with a smile, and then took out a palm-sized black token from his robe, and said, "Good apprentice, from today onwards, you will be the head of the needle door." â
Zhou Chong took the dark token, he always felt that this kind of apprenticeship ceremony was really too child's play, not heavy at all. He took the token and looked at it for a while, and found that it was a box, and quickly opened it, which was filled with a dense array of needles. At this time, Zhang Yizhen came over and introduced: This is the extraterrestrial needle made by the ancestor with meteoric iron, which has the best auxiliary effect for our treatment.
"Oh." Zhou Chong nodded and closed the token. You're welcome, stuffed into your trouser pocket. Then he asked Zhang Yizhen: "Is the needle gate famous in the martial arts?" â
"Martial arts?" Zhang Yi was a little unfamiliar with this term, but he understood it after half a ring, and said with a smile: "You have watched too many martial arts TV series, there is no martial arts in this world." However, in the Qing Dynasty and before the Qing Dynasty, the heroes on the rivers and lakes respected us very much. â
Is there a difference between rivers and lakes and martial arts?
Zhou Chong listened to Zhang Yizhen's words, and couldn't help but feel some internal injuries. After a while, he continued to ask: "Then do you say that the kind of kung fu that flies the eaves and walks on the walls of the rivers and lakes is zĂ i?" â
"The cornices and the wall must be in zĂ i." Zhang Yizhen said very strictly: "But a jump of seven or eight zhang high must be fiction." â
"Oh." Zhou Chong nodded again, this was similar to the rivers and lakes in his mind.
But at this moment, the crazy old man subverted his preconceived impression again: "However, according to my master, he said that his master sued him that he had personally seen a master of the inner family blow up a cow with one punch. â
"Burst?" Zhou Chong was a little shocked by this word, and hurriedly asked: "Are you talking about exploding?" Explosion of explosion? â
"Or else?" The crazy old man was very unimpressed, and said lightly: "What's so strange about this. The inner family qigong handed down by the ancestor is practiced to a high depth, and it can also burst a cow. Chinese martial arts are broad and profound, but there are fewer and fewer people who have the physique to practice internal kung fu, so everyone thinks that Chinese kung fu has a false appearance. â
When the crazy old man said this, Zhou Chong still felt that he was bragging, because the swaggering and deceitful master was basically the same rhetoric. So, he asked, "Then you have practiced for so long, can you beat a cow?" â
"I can't." The crazy old man honestly shook his head in denial, and after shaking his head, he explained: "Although I can practice the inner breath of this sect, I will stop practicing until I strengthen my body and apply needles to over-qi." But even so, ordinary people's strength is no match for mine. â
The crazy old man said so frankly, Zhou Chong faintly believed it again, because he really didn't have the strength to break free from the crazy old man's grip just now.
"Then when will you give me the breath of the inner family?" Zhou Chong asked.
"It depends on your talent, when do you perceive the mixed yuan true qi between heaven and earth, you will be able to practice." The crazy old man squatted down and sat cross-legged with the futon under his buttocks, then put on a posture of holding his hands to the sky, and then said: "You just sit quietly and don't want to sit quietly for a while, when you feel a small air flow into your Heavenly Spirit Cover, you can be regarded as sensing the breath of mixed yuan." â
After the demonstration, Zhang Yizhen stood up and said to Zhou Chong: "Come, you come and feel it." â
Listening to what the crazy old man said was so mysterious, Zhou Chong was skeptical. What kind of mixed element true qi is too mysterious, and the posture of holding the sky with both hands looks no different from that of a gorilla. But he still sat down in the position he said with the attitude of giving it a try, then closed his eyes and slowly let go of the thoughts in his head.
Soon, his mind was empty.
Call...... Suck......
Suck...... Call......
When Zhou Chong gradually sank into his breath, he suddenly felt as if some air flow between heaven and earth was slowly penetrating into his head. At this moment, the air currents that had been hovering over his mind to remain calm turned out to spin wildly. This time, his body did not even have the feeling of blushing and wanting to have sex/intercourse, but a very calm and peaceful feeling.
Watching Zhou Chong slowly enter the state, Zhang Yipin, who was standing next to him, was already in horror and couldn't close his mouth. At the beginning, he, a genius who was called a genius by his master, also spent a full month changing more than 20 moves before he successfully felt the true qi of the mixed yuan. Now this guy actually felt the true qi of the mixed yuan in less than five minutes.
Where is this genius, this is simply a god descending to earth!
At the moment when Zhang Yizhen felt shocked, the crazy rotating air flow did not know how much mixed element true qi was involved in the heaven and earth, and at this time, the volume of that air flow also increased rapidly, and the color began to slowly turn into light purple. After about an hour, the concentration of the air stream became higher and higher, and the volume became larger and larger. The core airflow that drove the rotation finally got tired and stopped turning. And Zhou Chong slowly woke up from his meditation.
As soon as Zhou Chong woke up, Zhang Yizhen grabbed Zhou Chong's arm excitedly, and shouted excitedly: "I will definitely make you the strongest miracle doctor in history, what kind of cancer terminal disease, there will definitely be no more diseases in the world that you can't cure, because your inner family mixed yuan aura can definitely reach the coveted second layer, no, you can't reach the third layer that the ancestor has not reached......
Zhang Yizhen chirped crookedly and said these words excitedly, Zhou Chong didn't understand half of the sentence, and the meditation just now made him understand at least one thing: this guy is not a big fool who is swaggering, he has real talent and real learning.
He admits that Zhang Yizhen has real talents, which means that he must overturn his previous misconceptions about Chinese kung fu, which means that he believes that someone can really blow a cow out with one punch. You know, this was an hour ago, and he thought it was bragging that it was impossible to exist in reality.
At the same time as Zhou Chong's thoughts changed, he suddenly felt a splitting headache. He immediately covered his head with his hands, his expression twisted and hideous, completely unaware of what was happening.
Seeing Zhou Chong in such pain, Zhang Yizhen immediately understood, and hurriedly said: "Don't be nervous, relax, I'll teach you the kung fu of internal qi channeling now, and guide the mixed yuan true qi in your head into your limbs." Come, sit down cross-legged with me, take a deep breath, then enter a state of mind without desire, then breathe three times, then breathe long, then breathe three times, and so on, and finally move your ...... Nakedness. â
As soon as the crazy old man's last words came out, Zhou Chong was subconsciously startled: Isn't this teaching people to fight pistols?
But at the moment, his head hurt badly, so he still did it, and at the beginning Zhou Chong's mood was complicated and had no effect. But later, after his mind calmed down, he immediately found that as the rhythm of his breathing and the frequency of his movements reached a wonderful balance, the air flow in his mind actually rotated in the opposite direction, and the mixed element true qi that was originally attached to the inner air flow began to slowly dissipate, and the blood flowed into the limbs and bones......
This process lasted for more than half an hour, and the lilac air in Zhou Chong's mind returned to its original color. Suddenly, a figure broke in. The first thing this person saw when he broke in was Zhou Chong, who was facing the gate and was 'shooting' with a pistol, and immediately screamed.
Immediately after snatching the door out, she ran away, but this scream woke up the two people who were concentrating on the exercises. After the two woke up, Zhou Chong immediately turned back to Zhang Yizhen and asked, "Crazy old man, did you hear a scream just now?" â
"I hear you." Zhang Yizhen nodded very calmly, then patted his chest, and said with some luck: "Fortunately, I was facing away from the gate just now, so I was let her see the ferocity of the bird." â
When Zhou Chong heard this, he immediately lowered his head, and the big bird was facing the direction of the gate with a proud attitude. Seeing this, he suddenly remembered why he had heard a female scream just now, so he hurriedly put away the big bird, and then questioned the old man: "Crazy old man, why don't you tell me that there are still women living here?" â
"I ......" Zhang Yizhen smiled evilly, put his old things into the crotch of his pants in a hurry, stood up, and said: "At that time, the situation was urgent, where could I manage so much." Usually I close the door and lock it upside down to practice at home. â
"You ......" Zhou Chong scolded his mother in his heart, he expected that Zhang Yizhen was a psychopath, but he didn't expect that this thing was still a lewd man, and what kind of internal kung fu was also so obscene, it didn't seem like a decent way at all, Zhou Chong began to wonder if the sect he joined was a cult organization.