Regardless of whether Liu Bade came to find trouble or not, Zhou Chong's life still had to go by day by day. stayed in the dormitory for more than ten days, no one was contacted, no one went, and every day he checked Liang Boran's information on the Internet. At about the time when Zhou Chong checked, the military training ended.

Since Zhou Chong did not go to participate in military training and did not live in an ordinary dormitory, on the first day of class, the classmates did not know Zhou Chong very well, and the class guide only asked Zhou Chong to introduce himself.

The class instructor asked him to introduce himself, and Zhou Chong also shirked it, and said very simply: "Hello everyone, my name is Zhou Chong, and I am very happy to meet you." ”

And then... Step down, no more.

It was short and cliché, but fortunately, the name Zhou Chong was catchy, and most of the students memorized it.

Soon, the first session began, focusing on folk remedies.

As soon as the class bell rang, an old man with reading glasses walked to the stage with his hands behind his back. Before the lecture began, he took out the roll call and began the roll call. It's very old-fashioned, and after clicking on a dozen or so names, five or six minutes have passed, but fortunately he didn't continue to click.

"Today we have added another classmate to our class, it is a transfer student from Yunbei who is a fierce dog door, welcome Zhou Chong to introduce himself" Liu Zhengwen and Zhou Chong entered the classroom, Liu Zhengwen first went to the podium and said After listening to Liu Zhengwen's words, the following students began to applaud, Zhou Chong walked on the podium and said simply, "My name is Zhou Chong, Yunbei Medical University turned over, please take care of me in the future, thank you"

After the roll call, the old man turned his back and wrote his name on the blackboard: Hu Angelica.

The classmates thought it was a medicinal herb, and when the old man introduced himself: "This is my name, Hu Angelica......"

Before he finished speaking, there was already a burst of laughter below, the name was really funny. As soon as Professor Hu heard the laughter of someone below, he immediately slapped the lectern twice, suppressed the laughter, and said, "Silence, silence." Is the name that funny? When my mother was pregnant, my father was often out and about practicing medicine, so he took this name. I don't think there's anything funny, the meaning is a pun, which shows that I am a child of a medical family, and it also reminds my husband. ”

The old man spoke so seriously and strictly, although everyone still wanted to laugh, but they endured it after all.

After introducing himself, Professor Hu finally began to lecture. His first lecture topic was to teach a folk prescription for migraine caused by blood deficiency, Zhou Chong listened to it roughly, this prescription cannot be said to be unreasonable, but they are all some Sichuan dialect, Angelica Angelica, Qiang Huo, Dangping Ping and other medicinal materials that eat immortals, but to say how effective it is, Zhou Chong did not think so.

This prescription is effective for some fatigue headaches, provided that it is not very strict, but it has no effect on real perennial headache symptoms.

Zhou Chong listened to it for a while, felt bored, and couldn't help lying on the table and falling asleep. Before he went to bed, he found that most of his classmates were also drowsy, and it was obvious that the rhythm of the old man's lecture was more like chanting.

After about 20 minutes, Professor Hu finally finished the theoretical knowledge of this prescription, and then began to ask: "This classmate, you can talk about your views and opinions on the prescription I just mentioned." ”

Professor Hu called out to a girl, who stood up with sleepy eyes and a confused expression: "Huh? Teacher, what do you say? ”

Old man Hu held back his anger and continued: "Please talk about your views and opinions on the prescription I just explained. ”

"Oh... This... Well. The girl hesitated for a while, saw the nouns on the blackboard, and suddenly realized: "Teacher, you are in a Chinese medicine class here?" ”

"Otherwise, what do you think?" Professor Hu is on the verge of going berserk.

"Then I'm in the wrong classroom." The girl got together, picked up her bag and walked out directly.

When the whole class saw this, they couldn't help but laugh. That Professor Hu was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, but he couldn't scold, who made her not a classmate in his class?

This is Professor Hu, who was full of anger, looked at Zhou Chong, who was still sleeping calmly, knocked on Zhou Chong's table and said, "This classmate, this classmate." ”

He knocked twice, and Zhou Chong woke up suddenly, and then looked at Professor Hu: "Is there something wrong?" Professor Hu! ”

As soon as Zhou Chong's words came out, the whole class laughed again, and then Professor Hu finally got mad, slapped the table and yelled at Zhou Chong: "Follow me to the podium." ”

Zhou Chong obediently followed him to the podium.

"What's your name?" Seeing Zhou Chong walking onto the podium, Professor Hu's mood seemed to calm down a little

Professor Hu began to look through the roll call, and after a long time of flipping through it, he said, "Why is there no your name on it?" ”

"Came here today for the first day to report."

"What? You slept the first day you came here? You, you, there are students like you at Fuda, this is a shame for Fuda, you don't have to think about the credits, you don't have to get the degree, I won't let you live. The more Old Man Hu spoke, the more angry he became.

"Oh, I see. Anything else? Professor Hu, if you don't have me, go back to your seat" Zhou Chong was secretly amused in his heart, threatening himself with credits and degrees, Zhou Chong is really not uncommon. Qinglu is the best degree, and he went out to walk and said that he was a disciple of Qinglu, and it was a hundred times more effective than saying that he was a high-quality student of Fuda.

"Stop, aren't you worried about your degree being withheld at all?" Old man Hu felt a little strange when he saw that his repeated threats didn't work for Zhou Chong this time.

"Professor Hu." Zhou Chong deliberately screamed.

"Well, what's the matter?" Old man Hu didn't react for a while, and asked subconsciously.

"If I regret it now and am afraid, Professor Hu, will you open the net and return the credits I deducted to me, and give me the degree certificate?" Zhou Chong asked with a smile.

"Of course not, since you have been detained, it means that there must be a reason, do you say that you regret and are afraid that you will return it, so that the school will have no system at all." Old man Hu categorically denied it.

"That's fine, since it's useless for me to regret in a hurry, why should I regret it in a hurry? What do you say, Professor Hu? Zhou Chong looked at Old Man Hu with a smile again.

"Well, that makes sense, too." Old man Hu nodded according to Zhou Chong's logic, and soon he noticed that something was wrong, and hurriedly said: "Uh, no, why is your classmate not self-motivated at all?" Are you right about your family to provide for your schooling? ”

Professor Hu didn't finish his words this time, but he was interrupted by Zhou Chong, he really didn't want to continue this boring topic with this old stubborn: "Oh, I earn all the money for my study. If the old stubborn inherent knowledge can be handed over to Zhou Chong, Zhou Chong will listen patiently, but what the old stubborn says is a trivial matter that Zhou Chong disdains. How could he continue wasting time here.

"I'll go down first, Professor Hu," Zhou Chong said and turned around and left.

"......" Old man Hu actually had nothing to say, and he could actually meet such a superb student.

"That classmate Zhou Chong, you come back first" This Professor Hu is a knife-mouthed tofu heart, usually said powerfully, but it really hurts a student who can't get a degree, and he doesn't want to do this kind of thing: "Tell me your unilateral views on this non-governmental one-sided?" ”

This Professor Hu originally wanted Zhou Chong to say something casually, no matter whether it was right or wrong, there was a reason not to deduct his credits.

"This one-sided, my point of view is just four words." Zhou Chong saw that Old Man Hu asked him to come back and asked this one-sidedly, so he had to come back and answer.

"Oh, what four words?" When Professor Hu saw that someone could sum up this unilateral in four words, he immediately became interested and hurriedly asked.

"Misguided children. As soon as Zhou Chong's words fell, the whole class burst into laughter, but after laughing, they all knew that Zhou Chong's credits were really dangerous.

When Professor Hu saw Zhou Chong actually say these four words, his face immediately changed, and he said in his heart that he was really a student who couldn't support the wall, and he usually just scared the students, and never wanted to make things difficult for the students. But this time, he was really angry.

"Your name is Zhou Chong, I remember this name." Professor Hu shook his head with a straight face, his face full of anger and disappointment.

"Don't be angry, Professor Hu. This thing is indeed a misleading thing, the so-called folk remedies are mostly false, the flavor medicine you talked about today, although it is said that it will not kill people, but the possibility of eating people to faint is extremely high......" Zhou Chong's voice did not fall, and there was a burst of laughter below.

"You ......" Professor Hu was so angry that he couldn't speak. He'd never seen such a bad student.

"This medicine contains Angelica Angelica, Angelica, Goji Berry, Chen Feng, which does have a pain-relieving effect, but the tea festival grass is cool, and Angelica Angelica can barely be used together, but after eating, there will be temporary dizziness, but there is no actual help in the treatment of headaches, but you have Eucommia ulmoides in this prescription, and if you add this medicine, it is estimated that you will not only be dizzy for a long time after eating, but you may even faint unconscious. This can be more than the side effects of anesthetics. ”

Zhou Chong slowly explained that medical pharmacology and pharmacology, for Zhou Chong, who has inherited the essence of the practice of medicine from the heads of the Acupuncture Sect in the past dynasties, is really at his fingertips, which drugs can be used together, and which drugs cannot be used together, he knows each other at a glance.

Professor Hu was originally extremely disappointed in Zhou Chong, but after hearing Zhou Chong say the key, he suddenly became interested again, and looked at Zhou Chong in great surprise. To be honest, this folk home remedy does have drawbacks, and he also knows that there are side effects of dizziness after eating, but with his decades of experience, he just doesn't know what the problem is?

"Classmate, do you know how to get rid of this kind of evil?" Professor Hu looked a little excited.

"Sorry, I don't study this low-level pediatric herb. Headaches are very pediatric for me and only need a stitch or two. Zhou Chong looked proud and said disapprerovitically: "I won't come to the folk remedies class in the future, because I can't learn anything here at all." ”

"You ......" Professor Hu was angry with the stinky Zhou Chong again.

At this time, Zhou Chong stepped forward and said to him: "Professor Hu, if I'm not mistaken, you should have a very strict stomach disease, right?" ”

"How do you know?" Professor Hu was immediately surprised when Zhou Chong said that he was sick.

"Traditional Chinese medicine is exquisite, look at what you hear, ask and ask, just look at your face." Zhou Chong shrugged his shoulders, then walked up to him, pressed him to his seat, and then said with a little disdain: "With your medical level, I don't think you can cure your own disease." Well, I'll give you a shot to get rid of your pain. ”

As he spoke, Zhou Chong pulled out a silver needle, and without waiting for Professor Hu to say anything, he directly pierced the needle into Professor Hu's Zuyang Ming stomach meridian, and spun it violently, and Professor Hu screamed in pain. At this time, Zhou Chong had already begun to slowly instill true qi, and after a while, Professor Hu's face showed a comfortable expression of enjoyment.

The process lasted for about ten minutes, and although the class was over, none of the students left the classroom, but gathered around the podium intently, hoping to see how the farce would end.

Twelve or thirteen minutes later, Zhou Chong suddenly pulled out the silver needle. The moment Zhou Chong pulled out the silver needle, Professor Hu suddenly fell to the ground, and couldn't stop vomiting, and after a while, he vomited black filth all over the ground, and the stench was incomparable.

The female classmates hurriedly covered their noses and ran away, and the male classmates couldn't bear to retreat step by step.

At this time, Professor Hu felt more relaxed than he had ever been. He was about to ask Zhou Chong what kind of acupuncture method this was, and why it was so magical. Zhou Chong had already gotten up and announced, "From tomorrow, I won't come to your class, because you don't have the strength to teach me." Also, when you go to Qinglu in the evening to ask for a stomach-warming medicinal meal, you will say that Zhou Chong wants you to get it. ”

As he spoke, he strode away.

As soon as the word Qinglu came out, all the mysteries in Professor Hu's heart were solved. For him, Qinglu is where the mythical palace of traditional Chinese medicine is located, no wonder Zhou Chong despises himself so much, it turns out that he is a disciple of Qinglu. In this way, he is really right, he really doesn't have the strength to teach him anything.