Chapter 1: Dreams Come True
()"Give money first, and then go to chuang, two thousand yuan a night." A beautiful woman said to Liu Qidao.
"What, to give money, to pay back two thousand?" Liu Qi looked unbelieving.
"Of course you have to give. I'm still giving you a discount, I work in a hotel for a thousand at a time, an average of four times a night, that's four thousand. Seeing that you look good, I will give you a 5% discount. "The beauty is getting a little impatient.
"Bang" Liu Qi threw the door out, although he is famous for being good, but he can't find a shared public toilet, although it is a high-end product, but after all, it is a public toilet, and he must not be wronged for the first time.
"Song Dahai, you bastard, how dare you find a jì for Lao Tzu." After dialing the phone, Liu Qi scolded fiercely.
"If you don't have to pay for it yourself, we will give it, a thousand oceans. Coaxing hammer, I've never enjoyed such a high-end myself. What do you think? That's a big beauty, it should taste good. But you came out so quickly, I guess you're just a three-second gentleman, and you shouldn't have tasted anything yet. It's the first time, but it's too fast. It's okay, we'll teach you when you come back, and you can be a three-minute gentleman for the second time......"
Liu Qi knew that Song Dahai was going to carry forward the Tang monk jīng god, so he hurriedly hung up his mobile phone, thinking if he should go back and ask the sea for their money back, or forget it. But the heart is really warm, the sea they all have girlfriends, see that they are alone, they often introduce girlfriends to themselves, the general self does not look down, the beautiful ones are idle, they don't have a lot of money. Now even the jì girl got it for herself, and she almost thought that she was charming. is also an orphan, who relies on work-study to go to college, and is only about 2,000 a month, and has to pay tuition and live. If only I could travel back to ancient times like the pig's feet at the beginning.
Forget it, what do you want to do, it's better to be realistic, go back to school and get some sleep first. Liu Qi called two taxis.
Liu Qi felt that the car was so fast, looked at the speedometer, the pointer was swinging on one hundred and twenty, looked at the master who was driving, his face was flushed, and he smelled the smell of alcohol, and hurriedly said: "Master, you slow down, I'm not in a hurry." ”
The master said: "I'm in a hurry, this car is my buddy, he is drinking next to your school now, and he has been waiting for me for a long time." Don't worry, it's okay, I'll send you by the way, I won't charge you money, see no, the meter hasn't been pressed. ”
"......" Before Liu Qi could react, he heard a "bump".
"Now, all your babies are gone." This was Liu Qi's last consciousness.
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The first feeling of Liu Qihui's consciousness was pain, and he had never enjoyed a super luxury version of the meal in his life. "Ah," Liu Qi couldn't help but exclaim.
"Young man, I know you're in pain, and if you hurt you, you can scream out, but you don't need to scream so loudly. It's been a long time since I've heard a voice from a person, and it scares my old man. A cheerful voice came.
Liu Qi opened his eyes painfully, but did not see the imaginary building and hanging bottle, but seemed to be in a cave, trying to search around, and finally saw a middle-aged man with long hair, dressed in ancient costume.
"Uncle, where is this? Why don't you take me to the hospital? Liu Qidao.
"Uncle, haha. It's been a long, long time since anyone called me uncle. This is a cave. Hospital? You're talking about the hospital. The middle-aged man said.
This man in a costume costume may have a little wrong nerves, Lao Tzu is injured like this, he is not sent to the hospital, what are you doing in this broken cave, you still have to slowly ditch the ditch, and tell him to send himself to the hospital as soon as possible. Wearing ancient costumes, you must like others to call your predecessors. Liu Qidao: "Senior, are you alone here?" ”
The senior said: "Yes, the old man is alone." It's been decades, and no outsider has ever come in. You're the first man to come in after he arrived. How did you fall off? ”
Liu Qi said: "I had a car accident last night, and I'll be here after waking up." ”
The senior said: "Car accident? This mountain peak is impassable for cars for dozens of miles. How could there be a car accident, you think again. Did you really have a car accident last night? There was a little bit of surprise in his tone.
Liu Qidao: "Yes, I remember it very clearly. ”
The senior said: "What do you remember before the car accident?" ”
Liu Qidao: "Drank some wine." "Of course, you can't tell the high-end goods they are looking for in the sea.
The senior said, "No, I didn't drink at all when I fell off, and I didn't smell alcohol at all." And you will never be in a car accident, you have been slapped in the back, most likely you have been beaten. You have been in a coma for seven days, if I hadn't saved you with my true qi, your life would have been reported to the king of Hades a long time ago. ”
Liu Qi was a little confused now, he was in the palm of his hand, and he was in a coma for seven days, and he was really angry to save his life? I don't know if I'm confused or if this senior is confused. Most of the time I have watched too many martial arts novels and TV of this predecessor, and even my head is filled with these things. said casually: "That senior's martial arts must be invincible in the world." ”
The senior said: "It should be about the same, about eighty years ago, Xu Dachuan, who was known as the world's number one master, was defeated by me, although the victory was a little difficult, but the old man won after all." At that time, the old man was only in his forties, and Xu Dachuan was already in his seventies. From then on, the old man could no longer find an opponent. About fifty years ago, the old man felt that he had not sought defeat and had not achieved it for thirty years, so he had to go to seclusion here and practice martial arts in order to defeat himself, but he never realized. The tone was full of domineering and loss.
Lonely and seeking defeat? Liu Qidao: "Is that predecessor a lonely hero?" ”
The senior said: "No. The old man didn't use his name for a long time. In the future, you should call me senior. What is your name? ”
Liu Qi said: "Liu Qi." ”
The senior said in surprise: "Liu Qi, that Seven Absolute Body Method was created by you. Your body is very suitable for practicing martial arts, I didn't expect you to be so talented in martial arts, and you can create the Seven Absolute Body Methods at a young age. ”
Liu Qidao: "What is the Seven Absolute Body Method?" "This damn senpai is on fire.
"What's the name of this mountain?" Liu Qi wanted to pull this damn senior back to reality quickly.
"Baiyun Mountain." The seniors are faintly to.
"What year is it?" Liu Qi did not give up and continued to guide.
The senior said: "The year I came here was the tenth year of Tianyuan. It's not clear what year it was. ”
Liu Qidao: "Which dynasty is it?" ”
The senior said: "It should still be the Dragon Dynasty." ”
Dragon Dynasty? Haven't heard of it. How it seems to be more and more real, if only it could be moved now. It is clear at a glance on the runway street, and now there is any way to prove that it is not 2008?
After thinking about it for a long time, I finally remembered that he was Dugu seeking defeat, and his martial arts must be very powerful, if that is the case, then it is possible for him to cross over.
Liu Qidao: "Senior, please slap that tree hard, I want to determine what year it is from your martial arts?" ”
The senior was surprised: "What year is determined from the martial arts?" He slapped his hand at the thick tree next to the entrance of the cave.
"Snap" the trunk of the tree broke in response.
The senior said: "How is it?" Are you sure what year it's in? ”
Liu Qi said dejectedly: "It's basically confirmed." Senpai, I want to take another break. ”
The senior said: "You drink two sips of wine, this wine is brewed by me, and it is good for healing." Only two sips can be drunk. Then take a good rest. "Hand Liu Qi a wine gourd.
Liu Qi slandered in his heart after taking two sips: Thief God, although I occasionally think about crossing over, but don't let me go to this era, I don't have the ability to predict history, and I am still in the world of martial arts novels full of masters, how can I mix with me. Why don't you get Zhenguan and Kaiyuan to go to the prosperous era, or the Song Dynasty is not good, so I can also let these Tang poems and Song lyrics, ancient poems and ancient texts that I learn can give full play to my expertise. But there is also a wish in my heart, I hope that the one outside is a madman, and all the ones are fake, and it is still 2008 AD.
In his thoughts, Liu Qi fell asleep.