Chapter 70: What Eats Is Hades and Horses
"Don't mention it, that rabbit has been caught with a lot of effort, and the dragon god got into the wolf's hole and took it out!" Zhang Hao said as he took off his shoes and put them next to the fire.
"Hades Horse!" Huang Laoxi, Director Zhang, and Director Song shouted these three words almost at the same time.
Zhang Hao looked at them in surprise, he didn't understand it, he was talking about rabbits, how could he talk about horses?
Director Song took a step forward and asked in a strange manner: "Is there another two big holes where it was caught, and there is a cemetery further on?" ”
"yes, how do you know you've been?"
Huang Laoxie and Director Zhang also walked over, and Director Zhang rushed in front of Huang Laoxie and said: "Old Song has not only been there, last winter, one of his dog's legs was broken there!" ”
"What's going on?"
Huang Laoxie took the words: "Last winter, the snow was heavy, I asked the two of them to hunt, the three of us each brought a Gree dog, when we walked to the big hole, we found a rabbit, three dogs chased out together, it is also evil, three dogs chased a rabbit did not catch up, was slipped by the rabbit and fell on the head, Lao Song's dog leg was broken, and then the three of us changed dogs, the result was still the same, three dogs went, two dogs returned, and one broke his leg. ”
"Is there such an evil thing?" Zhang Hao felt as if he was listening to a myth.
"The more evil is still to come, we took the broken dog, went to the major pet hospitals to see a doctor, and said that there was no problem, the X-ray was taken, and the bones were not broken, but the dog just couldn't stand up. Later, some people said that since there was no real illness, we were afraid that we had collided with some gods in the cemetery, so we found the famous Han Banxian in Q City. What happened to you? He said that the rabbit was a big horse pulling a cart for Lord Yama in his previous life, and told us not to provoke it, and wrote us a few talismans to burn at the entrance of the cave. ”
"Just burn the dog?" Zhang Hao asked curiously.
Huang Laoxie nodded: "Well, the next day the two dogs stood up, and we haven't been to that cemetery since then, I really didn't expect this 'Hades Horse' to be caught by your kid!" ”
"What a horse is not a horse, in my opinion it is a rabbit!" Zhang Hao looked indifferent on the surface, and he was also muttering in his heart: "Don't come to me for revenge, I didn't mean to arrest you." ”
"That's right, let's taste the meat of this Hades horse this time, give me the knife!" Director Zhang took a sharp knife and began to disembowel the prey.
The people present have their own division of labor, Zhang Hao is responsible for carrying things from the car down, Director Zhang is responsible for peeling the skin and removing the internal organs, Director Song and several drivers chop the rabbit meat into small pieces, and the rest of the people are responsible for watching the fire on the stove and barbecue grill.
Zhang Hao held a large bucket of pure water and put it in front of Huang Laoxi: "You are a hand, waiting to eat ready-made?" ”
"Hehe, it's your first time here, haven't you noticed that these people are missing?" Huang Laoxie continued to drink beer.
Zhang Hao looked around for a week, there were people who chopped meat, there were people who burned the fire, and there were people who were responsible for moving things, but there was no cook who cooked.
"Don't you sue me that you're a chef?"
"Hehe, what's the matter? Am I not like it? After speaking, Huang Laoxie walked to the pot.
I didn't believe that Zhang Hao would cook game.
But the facts proved that Zhang Hao was wrong, Huang Laoxie first got some water into the pot, made the soup base, put a large pot of rabbit meat into the pot, and the half-meter-long spoon flew dexterously in his hand, taking some salt for a while, some monosodium glutamate for a while, and finally tasted the soup, the taste was just right, and then the lid of the pot was closed.
"Do you really know how to cook? Are you sure what you're making is edible? Zhang Hao followed Huang Laoxi's ass and kept nagging.
"Hehe, I'll know if I can eat it after a while, come here, help me grease this rabbit!" Huang Laoxie handed the rabbit with the barbecue stick in his hand to Zhang Hao, and then handed Zhang Hao a small brush and a bottle of peanut oil.
"You're not asking me to roast this rabbit, are you?"
"yes, it's not difficult, just shake the handle slowly, and I'll make the sauce for you." After speaking, Huang Laoxie turned around and went to the side. ,
Looking at the crackling flames burning under the barbecue, Zhang Hao was really afraid that he would mess up this matter, in case the rabbit roasted the paste, the hard work of the morning would be in vain.
The smoke of the "Zizi Zi ......" flame has forced out the fat in the rabbit's body, and the heavy fragrance is coming to the face, Zhang Hao's mouth is already saliva, and it seems that he is going to succeed.
"What should I do next?" Zhang Hao shook the barbecue grill with his arm, and his eyes stared at the rabbit above.
Huang Laoxie walked over with a smile: "Look at you, get up quickly, I'll take care of the rest!" ”
Zhang Hao sent away the barbecue grill and wanted to stand up, but he didn't expect his body to be crooked and almost planted in the fire, but fortunately, Huang Laoxie blocked his body.
"Zila!" Huang Laoxie touched the hot barbecue stick with his own hand in order to block Zhang Hao.
"Are you alright?" Zhang Hao hurriedly picked up the brush and dipped it in some sauce, pulled Huang Laoxie's hand and evenly smeared it on the wound.
"What's the matter? Do you still want to roast your godfather and me? Hahaha......" Huang Laoxie said with a hearty smile.
"You still laugh at such a big bubble, I remember when I was a child, my hand burned and my godmother would smear the sauce on me, she asked me to meditate on it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, and then it doesn't hurt, and I don't know if the sauce you made out will work?"
After listening to Zhang Hao's words, Huang Laoxie shook his hand and said naughtily: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, hey, don't say it, this trick is really smart, it really doesn't hurt!" ”
Looking at Huang Laoxi's slightly upturned mustache, Zhang Hao smiled happily, it's not bad to have a godfather by his side.
"It's time to eat! If you don't open the meal, the worms have crawled out! Director Song raised the beer in his hand and said loudly.
A pot of rabbit meat and pheasant, plus a roasted whole rabbit, everyone gathered in a circle, squatting on the ground while drinking wine and tasting the game they had hunted with their own hands.
"I dare to say that no restaurant in the entire Q City can make this taste!"
"That's right, this is the game we caught with our own hands, and the fruits of labor are the sweetest, hahaha......"
"It's useless to say anything else, let's take a bite!"
"Wait a minute, I suddenly remembered a sentence from the ancients!"
Huang Laoxie stood up with the wine bottle and shouted loudly to the sky: "The old man is crazy about youth, leading Huang on the left, Qingcang on the right, and the brocade hat and ermine Qiu Qianqi are rolling Pinggang ......"