Chapter IV: Summary of the First Meeting of National Delegates to Save All Humanity
Number of participants: six. (There were five people, and one person was absent.) Reason for absence: still have to feed)
The theme of the conference: saving the Tang Dynasty.
Executive Summary:
Gu Yin'er: The boys who just kissed the old lady are waiting for the old lady to come back for a while!
Li Huo: I have a lot of opinions on the name of the conference, 'Saving the Tang Dynasty'. Our current dynasty is the Sui Dynasty, the emperor is still Yang Guang, and the Tang Dynasty has not, how can we save the way? Do we have to create something out of nothing?
Prajna: What should come will come soon, and what is there will be there!
Li Huo: If future generations knew about it, they would still think it was a time-traveling drama, but before we came, didn't we all demonstrate it scientifically, didn't we say that it was very scientific and technical? What saved the Tang Dynasty, when people in the future saw this, wouldn't they mistakenly think that it was the Tang Dynasty band that came to save it? Could it be that Ding Wu of the Tang Dynasty also passed through? Funny, funny.
Prajna: What should come will come immediately, and what is there will be there.
Gu Yin'er: It's originally a time-traveling drama, where is there so much why? This topic is canceled!(Saying that, Li Huo was knocked to the ground by Gu Yi's punch!)
Zheng Chao: Then what should I do, should we start fighting right away! The battle has begun? Okay, I really want to hit someone!
Prajna: Twelve beards, five long and seven short, the wooden fish monk has been activated, set off for Chang'an, great difficulty, protection and protection.
Ma Jinsheng: I don't understand!
Prajna: What is the hint given by the newborn Buddha when the old man's twelve beards were cut off!
Gu Yin'er: The Buddha is only zero years old, and he must not have any meditation words now. In order to remind you of your attention, the Buddha deliberately pulled off your beard, which happened to be exactly 12. The Buddha already knew that you were a Muyu monk. There will be a great disaster in the world soon, let's go together!
Ma Jinsheng: What the captain said makes sense, I agree! In the end, the last two sentences of the Buddha must be to let the Muyu monk rescue the Buddha, and the Buddha wants to go with us!
Li Huo: A zero-year-old Buddha is not a Buddha? There must be a mystery in his words! Disagree! Disagree! (Li Huo was knocked to the ground by Gu Yi's punch again).
Gu Yin'er: You little villain, if you oppose the old lady again, beware of the old lady biting you to death!
Li Huo: Before leaving, the instructor said that the Five Elements Gathering will cause chaos in the world, and bad things will happen?!
So, after Li Huo was once again defeated by the angry Miss Gu, the meeting unanimously passed the following agreement: First, the person in charge and contact person of this operation is Gu Yin'er. Second, the location of this operation was set in Chang'an. Third, the five people according to their own responsibilities, each developed, and met in the Big Wild Goose Pagoda Temple in Chang'an City ten years later. Fourth, the priority and pre-purpose of developing one's snobbery is to first develop one's snobbery! Fifth, the Prajna monk should receive the Buddha and take care of and wait for the Buddha to grow up!
The meeting was successful and effective, and it brought indelible damage to the development of things later!
After the meeting, Gu Yin'er bit the lips of the four men excitedly, and excitedly left a bright red mark for the development of her future career!
After the meeting, Li Huo finally walked out of the venue slowly, and secretly thought angrily in his heart, "The meeting will be held, why do you want to beat people, the next vote must be changed to a secret vote, under the vicious gaze of Gu Daworm, who dares to vote against! Democracy! Democracy under power! ”