1781. Chapter 1774 Monty Python
Song Wei found a knife in his bag, picked up a short man's clothes and cut off a strip, then pedaled to the side of the road, picked up a stone and tied it with a strip of cloth, and then ran to the short man who was hanging from a tree, and took the strip of cloth and made a gesture under the short man's crotch.
Now everyone understands that this girl is going to tie a stone to the short little JJ. This made everyone feel a chill, and the expression on their faces became very exciting. Especially looking at that stone, it must weigh more than ten pounds, and if it is tied to it, it will immediately break bones and tendons......
Song Wei gestured for a long time, and finally scolded something in disgust, turned around and beckoned to a Red Army brother.
"Come here!"
The Red Army brother reluctantly walked over, and Song Wei stuffed the strip of cloth that helped the stone into the Red Army brother's hand: "Tie it to his little JJ, be firm." ”
The short man, who had been abused to death, suddenly began to struggle violently, although he couldn't even say a complete sentence clearly, he still shouted something indistinctly, and blood kept flowing out of his mouth. His face turned blue with fright, and suddenly a cloudy liquid shot out from the exposed little brother.
The Red Army brothers just wanted to work according to Song Wei's instructions, but they saw a burst of liquid with a commotion shooting out, and they quickly dodged on one side.
"Haha......"
Everyone laughed wildly, especially Song Wei, Dai Enen, Hongye and Yan Meng, and they laughed breathlessly.
The Red Army brothers had black lines on their faces, but fortunately they hid quickly, otherwise they would have to be plotted. This also made his heart swell with anger, if this was poured on his body, his face would be embarrassed. In the future, there is no need to look up to see people, so I no longer hesitate, quickly tie it up, and then put down the stone in my hand with a smile, only to hear a soft click. The short man's eyes suddenly widened, his eyeballs bulged out of his sockets, and his life was thrown into a stone of more than ten catties, and the feeling was even more painful than being abused just now. What makes him even more desperate is that he estimates that he will never be able to play with women again in this life.
Song Wei grinned and circled around the short man: "Don't you like women?" I see that you look like an earthworm there, so this girl will help you and stretch your place a little longer. After speaking, he waved his little hand, "Go, go!" When passing by a robber, the little girl suddenly jumped up, and stepped heavily on the robber's head, and the thick soles of her shoes trampled the robber into a bloody blur, "Phew, you dare to hit this girl's idea." ”
When the other robbers saw Song Wei so ferocious, they stopped snorting one by one, dragging their crippled legs, desperately crawling to the side, trying to stay away from this terrible woman.
Yang Luo smiled bitterly: "This girl can really do anything." ”
Li Tao nodded violently, glanced at the short man, couldn't help but clamp his legs, and shivered.
Seeing Yang Luo and them disappear, those robbers dared to scream loudly. Everyone is regretting why they didn't have long eyes, why they were so obsessed with ghosts and provoked those demons. But looking at the boss who they don't know whether he is alive or dead, looking at the big stone hanging there, I feel a sense of happiness in my heart, at least I am still alive, and I can still play with women in the future. It's just that it's impossible to ask for help now, so I can only wait for the people in the village to find out that they haven't gone back and come to look for them.
Half an hour later, Yang Luo and the others arrived at the foot of the mountain, and everyone looked up and saw a winding mountain road extending upward, and finally the dense jungle blocked their view. Due to the rain last night, the mountain road was very slippery and there were rocks on the way, which were covered with moss.
Yang Luo lowered his head and lit a cigarette and said, "The road up the mountain is not easy to walk, everyone be careful." ”
Dai Enen and Song Wei blinked their big eyes with sad faces, and looked at Yang Luo pitifully.
Yang Luo took a puff of cigarette and said helplessly: "Xu Hang, madman, carry the two of them on your back!" “
"Oh yes!" Song only cheered.
The madman and Xu Hang's face fell: "Why are we two again!" “
Dane En grinned and said, "What? If you let me carry this beauty on my back, you can afford you, but you still don't want to? “
Seeing Dan Enen's smiling face, the two of them shivered at the same time, hurriedly squatted down and said, "Yes, yes!" “
Dai Enen and Song Wei lay on the back of the madman and Xu Hang, and Dai Enen patted the madman's head: "Go steady, if you drop your aunt and grandmother, you will look good!" “
The madman said dissatisfiedly: "Don't slap me on the head! ”
Dane En raised his little fist: "What about slapping you on the head?" Not convinced? ”
The madman immediately shut his mouth, he didn't want to provoke this witch, otherwise he would definitely be the one who suffered.
The village of Arla Garden, so to speak, is a forgotten world, and if it weren't for the frequent passing by adventurous tourists, perhaps no one would have known about its existence.
Yang Luo and the others walked for more than two hours to reach the entrance of the village, but they did not go in, but went into the jungle, went around to the back of the village, and then went down the mountain, walking out for five or six kilometers before stopping.
Yang Luo looked at the time: "Let's rest here, wait for those Japanese friends of ours to come over." After speaking, he gestured to Li Tao.
Li Tao nodded, opened the snakeskin bag, assembled the sniper gun, looked at the magazine again, lowered his head and went into the jungle, ran back for more than thirty meters, and then climbed to a towering tree to guard.
Yang Luo sat down against a tree: "How much food did you bring?" “
Luo Shuai opened his backpack: "Save some, it's enough for two days!" “
"Keep it for them!" Yang Luo pointed at Tang Zhaoguo and Dai Enen, then stood up and walked towards the depths of the jungle.
Luo Shuai threw the entire backpack to Tang Zhaoguo, "Hungry, eat!" “
Tang Zhaoguo and the others were indeed hungry, so they took out the bread, ham, biscuits and other things inside and handed them to Hongye, Yanmeng, Dai Enen and Song Wei, and then handed them to Luo Shuai.
Luo Shuai shook his head: "We don't eat!" “
"Aren't you hungry?" Tang Zhaoguo was stunned for a moment and asked.
The madman smiled and said, "We are not gods, how can we not be hungry!" “
"Then you ......" Tang Zhaoguo wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Long Xin waving his hand, "We have something to eat!" “
Dan Enen wiped the bread crumbs from the corner of his mouth and patted Tang Zhaoguo's shoulder: "If you can't starve them, you can eat!" “
Tang Zhaoguo hesitated for a moment, then distributed the things to the others, then looked at the direction where Yang Luo disappeared, and asked softly, "Yang ...... Where did the gentleman go? He never knew what to call Yang Luo, he could only call Mr. Yang.
Dann shook his head and muttered, "I'm looking for something to eat!" “
Tang Zhaoguo didn't speak, just looked at Luo Shuai, the madman and Hong Yejun and none of them ate, and he couldn't help it.
Yan Meng looked at Tang Zhaoguo holding the ham and didn't eat it, and said comfortingly: "Eat, they are the kings of the jungle, and they can't be hungry here." “
Yang Luo swayed along a meandering stream flowing downward, which can be described as a deep forest and a beautiful water, rustling leaves, picturesque scenery, no wonder so many tourists did not hesitate to risk their lives to come here.
After a short time, the dense forest was obviously much sparser, and through the gaps in the trees, I saw that there was a waterhole in front of me, and the area was not small. When he walked out of the jungle, he saw that this waterhole could be nearly 1,000 square meters, and the water was so clear that he could clearly see the creatures swimming in the water.
Yang Luo stood on the edge of the pool and looked around, then squatted down and picked up the pool water and licked it with his tongue, feeling that there was no peculiar smell, so he took a sip. The clear pool of water flowed down the esophagus into the stomach, and the pores of the whole body opened up instantly. Yang Luo groaned comfortably, and when he picked up the pool of water again and wanted to drink it, his body suddenly tensed, and he suddenly jumped backwards.
At this time, the waterhole was churning, and a thick fishy smell came to the face, and a giant python with a dark body, which could be as thick as an adult's thigh, and was more than ten meters long, set off a wave of water and rushed ashore. Then coiled there, swallowing his crimson tongue, staring at Yang Luo with eyes the size of copper bells.
Yang Luo smiled: "Damn, I'm worried about lunch, you fucking delivered it to the door!" With a shake of his right arm, the dagger slipped into his hand.
The giant python probably sensed the danger of this small creature in front of him, so he kept staring at Yang Luo vigilantly. And Yang Luo didn't act rashly, if he was entangled by this big guy, he would be able to strangle his bones in an instant, and he could only wait for the opportunity.
One person and one snake held each other, time passed little by little, and I don't know how long it took, the python suddenly moved, slowly swimming towards Yang Luo, it can be seen that Yang Luo is still motionless, the python stopped swimming again, and its head kept swinging, as if looking for an opportunity to attack.
Yang Luo saw that the python was not moving, and muttered: "Damn, this guy won't become a sperm." After speaking, he took a step forward, and the python's crimson tongue quickly swallowed once, and his head suddenly poked forward, as if to warn Yang Luo not to move forward.
After a while, the python seemed to know that something could not be done, and slowly stretched out its long snake body, turned around and swam towards the pool.
"I want to go!" Yang Luo's feet were forced, and his body rose into the air and pounced on the python.
"Quack!" The python monster screamed, its big head slammed into swing, and its entire upper body stood upright, opened its bloody mouth, and bit Yang Luo's neck at an incredible speed.
"My day!" Yang Luo scolded fiercely, this guy was actually seducing him. With a twist of his waist, his body fell down, and then he quickly raised his right hand, and the dagger with black light stabbed into the python's head, and the stinky blood shot out, spraying Yang Luo's face all over his body. Then Yang Luo's wrist twisted, the dagger turned around in the snake's head, his arm was raised back, and the snake's head was cut in half by him. Under the pain of the python, the snake's tail swept over.
Yang Luo smiled, his right arm shook, the dagger disappeared in his hand, and then his hands flexed his fingers like hooks and grabbed the snake tail that swept over, the huge force made Yang Luo's feet unstable, took two steps back, and then roared, the muscles of his body suddenly tensed, his feet were staggered, and the python that was more than ten meters long and could weigh more than two hundred pounds was rounded up and slammed into a tree.
"Boom la la !!"
The big tree shook for a while, and Yang Luo quickly let go of his hand and retreated sharply. I saw the python's huge body keep rolling, the snake's tail hit the ground hard, and there was a loud bang. Grass, stones, and dirt flew all over the sky, and even a pine tree with the thick mouth of a bowl was swept away, and it took almost an hour to be silent.
"Phew!" Yang Luo spat and scolded: "Damn, you are really very cunning, Lao Tzu hunts geese all day long, and he was almost pecked by geese." As he spoke, he took out a dagger and walked over, squatted down and cut a hole in the python's seven inches, and took out a snake gall that could be the size of a baby's fist, "Hehe, this is a good thing!" After saying that, he swallowed it in his stomach.