Chapter 44: Home Alone (3)
Syllable! There was another slap on the top of the head, and the boss grinned, "What is it called!" You're the only one who gets stabbed! ”
The kidnapper boss boldly raised his feet and took off his socks stained with broken glass shards, "Keep going!" ”
The second child looked at the bloodstained soles of his feet, he didn't catch his breath, he rattled, his head tilted, his eyes were cockfighting, he pumped over, and rolled down the stairs with a bang! Head down, low up "cauldron ~ forehead faint blood......"
Smoke rose above the head of the bandit old man: "Little ghost! You wait for Lao Tzu! ”
The boss rushed towards Nuno with a wave of his fist, and Nuno blinked slightly with a pair of big watery eyes. As soon as I pulled the fishing line in my hand, the fishing line on the stair railing straightened up, and the kidnapper did not stop due to inertia and was tripped directly!
"Oh yes!" The little milk bag watched the kidnapper who had fallen into the flour pile and continued to twist his ass. "Come after me, come after me!"
The bandits slowly got up from the flour heap in one place, and just now they fell into the oil full of cooking oil on the first floor, and now they fell into the flour again, and completely turned into a snowman!
There was a body of paste hanging on his body, and he couldn't move forward, so he had to take off his coat, chase the five-year-old Nuno with white hair and bare feet.
The kidnapper stood in front of the door, "Hmph, look at how Lao Tzu catches turtles in the urn, and he catches them!" The kidnapper confirmed that there were no traps around, held the handle and opened the door, "Slip~Slip~"
"Stinky boy, you actually put lube on the doorknob. Think Lao Tzu then you can't help it? The kidnapper smirked and took two steps back, moving his muscles and preparing to bang on the door.
"Penden!"
"Penden!"
"Peng!" The door was knocked open, but the kidnappers also fell at the door due to inertia. "S-what the hell, slimy-itchy!"
Suddenly, the door behind him opened, and Nono poked his head out, "Hey, uncle, you hit the wrong door, I'm here!" ”
The kidnapper sat up from inside a pile of slimy stuff: "I'm going to kill you!! ”
"Uncle, is the artichoke delicious!" Nono laughed heartily, this is the leftover artichoke skin from the nanny's potato. As long as it gets on the skin, it will itch unbearably!
"Artichoke?" The kidnapper hurriedly got up, but his body was already covered with artichoke skin, and his whole body was itching, tickling here and there, tickling here and there! "It's tickling me!!"
The kidnappers are so angry that they don't give up and go to arrest Nuno again! The handle of this door is also lubricated. The kidnapper took two steps back, scratching his muscles and bones, ready to bang on the door!
"Penden!"
The door opened.
It turned out that the door was not locked, it was just blocked by chairs!
The kidnappers downstairs heard a loud bang on the second floor and a miserable scream, and immediately got up, "Cauldron, here you are!" ”
The kidnapper's second child rushed into the bathroom against the source of the sound, and there was another loud bang. "There are pearls on the ground......
The second child fell with a dark face, staggered to his feet, and took a long time to pull out the pearls blocked in his nostrils! "Cauldron! Cauldron! Where are you? It's coming! ”
I only heard a deep and delicate voice" ...... I'm ~in~this~son~"
The second brother slowly turned around and looked at the eldest brother who was glued to the door~ "Cauldron, why did you go to the door?" ”
"Help me...... Save me...... There's super glue on the door and I'm glued! ”
The two tossed for a long time, "Cauldron, this glue is too powerful, you take off your clothes!" ”
In desperation, the kidnappers had no choice but to take off their clothes. "I dripping my hair! My dripping hair is also sticky! ”
"Wood thing, cauldron, I have this!" The second child took out the scissors and said it was fast, and it was fast at that time. Click, all the troubles are solved.
The kidnapper boss touched the top of his bare head on the right side of his head, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, "I'm going to kill that little ghost!" ”
The two finally escaped! Chase after Nono without giving up. Nono twisted his little buttocks, not timid at all, but found it very exciting and interesting!
After several chases, the two kidnappers blocked Nuo Nuo at the staircase on the second floor, "Hmph, stinky boy, the stairs are full of broken glass that you scattered, I see how you want to escape!" ”
Nuno grinned, quickly took out something from his arms and threw it at the kidnapper, who thought there was a trap and immediately dodged it.
"Big brother, nothing, that kid scares us!"
Nono took the opportunity to grab the handrail of the stairs, staggered, and slid to the first floor. The two kidnappers followed Nono's example and also slipped down from the handrail.
Nono, on the first floor, pushed the artwork of Cupid, the goddess of love, to the staircase with the base in the living room, and the arrow of love was impartially aimed at the kidnapper's little ass.
The kidnapper's second child saw that the situation was not right, and the arrow was getting closer and closer to him, his face was pale, and his head was sweating. In an emergency, the kidnapper's second child clung to the railing.
Well, the second child swallowed a mouthful of saliva, finally stopped, and looked back cautiously, the arrow was only two centimeters away from his chrysanthemum.
I'm a mother, thanks to my ancestors who have accumulated virtue in their previous lives!
Before he came out of the halo of luck, suddenly a shout came from the top of his head, "-Er, go down!" ”
The kidnapper suddenly looked up—
Boom!
Puff~~~~
"Ah————!h The kidnapper's face is against the boss's red panties, and his expression is distorted to a realm that ordinary people can't imagine!
The little milk bag hurriedly covered her eyes, tsk, thirty-six plans, go for the best strategy......
The kidnapper's second ass was lying on the ground with his face to the ground, the boss only had a pair of red boxers left on his body, and his hands were busy scratching his bloodshot body, so itchy, so itchy, itching to death!!
"Cauldron...... You...... Yes...... Fast...... Pull out...... Pulling out the arrow......, the kidnapper only heard "tickle tickle ......" from the top of his head
Ten minutes later, the kidnapper old man covered the back of his ass with one hand and pointed at Nono with the other, "Cauldron, cauldron, he is there!" ”
The little milk bag couldn't bear to shake his head, and the whole pants were split in two, is this the legendary 'open crotch pants'?
"Uncle, I'm waiting for you on the roof~" After speaking, the little milk bag came with a fragrant kiss, and after going around the living room with the two kidnappers a few times, he wore Daddy's cotton slippers on his feet, and two pairs of shoes on his feet, it was not very convenient to climb the stairs casually, but at least he would not be pierced by the broken glass at the staircase!
The two kidnappers watched the little milk bag run up to the second floor and disappear without a trace, and the two brothers began to hesitate to go up.
The second child covered the chrysanthemum and said slowly, "Cauldron, we have this!" - Tranquilizer gun! ”
After speaking, there was a snap, and a loud slap passed, "TM, why didn't you say this thing earlier?" Upstairs! ”