Chapter 142: The Price of Prank

- The contents inside are very dangerous, and you have to open them yourself! ”

"Dangerous?" Gu Sishao glanced at Neil who was smiling, and slowly opened the box! In a dull tone, he said, "It's really dangerous!"

Several people came over and looked at the gifts in the box, all of which were small toys and snacks!

The little milk bag looked at Daddy's face was not good, and after seeing the contents of the box, his face turned black directly, and Neil laughed harder, and finally sat on the sofa with a weak smile and frantically hit the pillow! The little milk bag smacks her lips, is this considered masochism?

"That daddy mommy, don't worry, I will never be bought by these things, Yuki, let's throw these things out!"

"Wait!" Xia Ning immediately stopped, "Why throw it away?" After speaking, Xia Ning took out a few boxes of foreign chocolates from the box, "Just save me money to buy chocolate!" ”

“………”

Yuki got up and asked, "Si Shao, what should I do with these things?" ”

"The rest will be donated to the welfare home!"

"Yes!"

Xia Ning went up to the second floor with the chocolates that were automatically delivered to the door, and Gu Sishao said with a gloomy face, "I'll go back to the room to change clothes!" ”

And Neil continues to laugh, his plot has succeeded! The phone call just now was originally a matter of suing Gu Sishao for a warm gift.

But I didn't expect an unexpected gain! I actually heard Gu Sishao's rough panting sound from Xia Ning's mobile phone, so he said a prank, suing Gu Sishao Wen Rao for sending dangerous goods and asking him to come back quickly!

The little milk bag stared at a pair of big watery eyes, looking innocently like a rabbit, and looked intently at Youji, who was calm from beginning to end, "Youji, what's wrong with my daddy?" ”

Before Yuki could answer, Neil suddenly walked over, grabbed the strap on Nono's bib pants with one hand, and hung it in the air, and the little milk bag instinctively waved her limbs in the air, like a little turtle suspended in the air!

Neil ignored the little milk bag's resistance and said, "I actually took advantage of some messy things to pick up girls!" ”

“……”

Gu Sishao knocked on Xia Ning's bedroom door repeatedly, Xia Ning stood behind the door, holding three boxes of chocolates with one hand, and blocking her ears with the other hand, "You are knocking on the wave drum here, knock knock~"

"Wife~ open the door!"

"Everyone is here today, maybe Neil is blocking the downstairs to catch the current, you can't bear it? Wait a few days! ”

"Over... In a few days? Wife, are you teasing me? ”

Xia Ning leaned her back against the door, smiled and stuffed chocolate into her mouth, saying that she was still quite excited~wife~ hehe. "Dear husband, it's getting late, you better wash and sleep early, don't think nonsense!"

"But I really can't help it!!" Gu Sishao knocked on the door frantically, thinking that he was also the king of the shopping mall for many years, how could he have made such compromises, but when he thought of her self-esteem, his self-esteem was swept away! "Wife, I'm really going to die of heat!"

"Then take a cold shower! Anyway, it's not once or twice since you met me taking a shower, and one more time is not in the way! Xia Ning learned the tone and sentences of Gu Sishao talking to herself in the swimming pool, and returned it to Gu Sishao!

Gu Sishao held the door lock, and really had the urge to slap himself to death!

Early the next morning, Gu Sishao came down from the upstairs in his home clothes with a tired face, and as soon as he went downstairs, Neil's laughter spread throughout the living room.

Gu Sishao glanced at Neil and said to Youji, "When can I let people in my house casually?" ”

"What do you mean by casual, I came in as your brother-in-law, okay!" With that, Neil sent a flying kiss to the kitchen!

Gu Yanjiao and Xia Ning were being kicked out of the kitchen by Sister-in-law Lan, their faces were full of gratitude and helplessness, "In the future, you two should come to the kitchen less~"

“……”

Gu Yanjiao took a plate of things and put them in front of Neil, "Dear, this is the loving breakfast I made for you!" ”

"Wow, you're the first woman to cook for me!" Good wife and mother! Neil was pleasantly surprised and put a piece of yellow fried egg in his mouth with a fork, and immediately, the smile on his face quickly disappeared, "Ahem, dear, don't you guys buy salt for nothing!" ”

"What do you mean?"

"It's too hardcore! I, I, I ......"

"Anyway, the shape is there!" Gu Sishao stared at the food in Xia Ning's hand with a steady tone, and couldn't help asking, "Ning, are you brushing pot water?"

Neil immediately stood up and rehabilitated Xia Ning, "Eh, look at the craftsmanship of the little milk bag, Xia Ning's craftsmanship must be very good, but the shape is not very good, some food, it looks good and is not necessarily delicious!" Like yours! Neil pointed to Gu Yanjiao's omelette! However, there are some things that are not necessarily unpalatable! ”

Gu Sishao said: "If you don't believe me, you can taste it!" ”

Before Xia Ning could speak, Neil dug a mouthful of soup with a spoon and put it in his mouth!

Gu Sishao said in a steady tone, "In fact, there is a third taste in the world, which is neither good-looking nor delicious, such as Xia Ning's soup!" ”

Neil resisted the salty and sour taste in his mouth, "It's not bad, but I don't really like the taste of ginger!" ”

"That could be the smell of dish soap!" Xia Ning said, "Our dish soap is ginger flavored!" ”

"What? And this bowl of soup you are serving? ”

"Brush the pot water!"

“……”

As soon as Xia Ning finished speaking, Neil rushed directly into the bathroom!

Ten minutes later, Neil returned to the restaurant with a green face, "Little Lemon, don't you have a saying in China called the grace of a drop of water, when the spring reciprocates?" I complimented you on your cooking skills, and you actually reciprocated me by brushing the pot water? ”

“…… Well, I wanted to sue you for coming, but you drank too fast, and I didn't have time to stop it! ”

Neil was directly stunned, and then asked Gu Sishao in a blink of an eye, "Then how do you know that Xia Ning is serving pot water?" ”

"I don't know!" Gu Sishao said in an extremely relaxed tone, "It's just that I know that Xia Ning can't cook, and the things she makes must be on par with Jiao'er!" ”

Neil opened his mouth without tears, tilted his head, and looked at the ceiling!

Gu Yanjiao stuffed a triangular sandwich into Neil's mouth, "This is the price of not being good at cooking!" ”

“……”

Gu Sishao had an expression of caring for the world and loving the people, and said gently, "This is also the price of your prank last night!" ”

“……”

Today is the weekend, Gu Sishao and Youji have to work overtime, Miss Gu has already planned to take Xia Ning out shopping, Gu Sishao specially instructed Gu Yanjiao before leaving, "Don't dress Xia Ning up beautifully!" ”

"Why?"

"Thief thoughts!"

......: "When did my fourth brother also have a sense of crisis?"