Chapter 197: Mischievous Explosion (2)
Gu Lao looked at the empty position on the right-hand side and asked, "Why didn't Aunt Nine come today?" โ
Before Gu Lao's words fell, there was the sound of high-heeled shoes stepping upstairs, and everyone looked up the stairs in unison, only to see Yan Meiyu wearing a maple red sleeveless cheongsam and slowly walking down, holding an orchid finger with both hands and pulling a white handkerchief to block half of his face, revealing smiling eyes and slowly walking to the dining table!
"Master, I'm here~"
"Open the meal!" Gu Lao gave an order, and everyone began to eat.
"It's time to eat, put down the handkerchief in your hand!"
"No, no, no, I ate a lot today, I can't eat anymore, I'm very happy just watching the master eat!"
"Eat a little more, today I made the kitchen make your favorite pasta. Quickly put down your handkerchief and don't get tired of holding it? โ
"Well, not tired, not tired!" Yan Meiyu's head shook like a rattle.
"Put it down! On the dining table, what a system! โ
"Forehead ......"
Gu Lao turned his head and said, "Pro, take away his handkerchief!" โ
"Yes, sir!" The housekeeper walked directly to Yan Meiyu and forcibly stretched out his hand to pull the handkerchief, but Yan Meiyu insisted on not letting the housekeeper succeed!
"Huh-" The handkerchief was suddenly torn, and a pair of bright red and plump sausage mouths appeared in everyone's sight.
Suddenly, there was a lot of laughter, even Gu Lao couldn't hold back, and was amused by Yan Meiyu's funny sausage mouth!
Yan Meiyu stared at the housekeeper to death, if it weren't for the fear that this damn housekeeper would take advantage of his absence and secretly say bad things about himself in front of everyone, he wouldn't have gone downstairs, and now he has become everyone's laughing stock, and he blames this damn housekeeper!
"What's the matter with you?" Gu Lao asked worriedly.
Yan Meiyu said hesitantly, "I don't know, I just finished painting the makeup like this, maybe I'm allergic to the newly bought cosmetics!" โ
"Okay, just find a doctor to take a look after eating!"
Xiao Nanbao cleared her throat, held back her laughter, pretended to look at the preserved egg porridge in the bowl with disgust and said, "Ahem, this porridge is so salty~ Hmph, if you hate me, just say no?" Why do you still use such despicable means, it must be that the housekeeper secretly did something to kill me when he was helping the servant serve me preserved egg porridge just now! โ
The housekeeper who was standing on the side was stunned by what Nuo Nuo said, and immediately felt like he was lying down and was shot, and said with some doubts: "How can I be?" โ
"Then you can try it!"
"Taste it!" The housekeeper picked up the preserved egg porridge of the small milk bag and took a big sip: "This is obviously a sweet!" โ
"I didn't expect you to be old, but your sense of taste has kept up with your age!!"
Wen Rao couldn't help laughing a little bit, she didn't expect Nuo Nuo, this kid to be so superb! On weekdays, this big housekeeper forgot his identity as a slave by virtue of being Gu Lao's henchman, and actually had an equal status at home!
In a fit of rage, the housekeeper drank the whole bowl of porridge!
Bent down and said respectfully, "Now the little master can eat with confidence, right?" โ
The little milk bag looked at the bowing housekeeper and secretly turned his head slightly, looking at himself with disgust and glaring fiercely!
The little bag smacked her lips and wanted to scare me, heh, you will look good in a while! "Of course I'm relieved when I eat, but I'm afraid the housekeeper won't be at ease~"
In order to prevent Nuo Nuo, a little clever ghost, from making any more moths, the housekeeper stood directly behind Nuo Nuo's dining chair!
"I heard that the second aunt used to be a palace-level master of calligraphy when she was young?" The little milk bag was full of admiration.
Gu Yanjun raised his head, it was many years ago, but he didn't expect this little doll to know, "It's not a palace level, but it's also a good shot." โ
"That's great, I happen to have a few calligraphy puzzles, and I ask my second aunt to do me a favor and solve it for me!"
Gu Yanjun looked at Nuo Nuo's pure and innocent eyes, and couldn't bear to refuse, so he agreed!
"Second Aunt really agreed to me so quickly? After the second aunt finishes eating in a while, I will ask my servants to send all the pencils I need to sharpen to your room!" โ
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The little milk bag chuckled proudly, and knew that Gu Yanjun's face must be green in the white of anger!
"Oops, my fork fell to the ground" The little milk bag turned his head to look at the housekeeper Pro, "Butler, my fork fell under your feet, you just picked it up by the way?" โ
The housekeeper's face was flushed, he didn't dare to gasp, he held his breath, he could still clearly feel the gurgling sound in his stomach, he couldn't help it!
Wen Rao lifted it down, and said coldly, "The housekeeper is on such a big shelf, but he was still unmoved after listening to the words of the little master?" โ
"I ......" The housekeeper endured the strange appearance of his stomach and went to pick up the fork that fell at his feet, "poof~~~"
Everyone pinched their noses at the same time when they heard this voice!
The housekeeper was just about to speak, and the little milk bag grabbed the topic, "Butler, should you have diarrhea, we are all eating, please don't say anything disgusting!" โ
The housekeeper gritted his teeth tightly, he couldn't help it, and the hand that was originally placed on his lower abdomen was placed in the position of the navel, "Master, I, I have a strong snowfall ...... locally."
Gu Lao couldn't bear to look at it directly, and waved his hand: "Go, go, go!" โ
"Yes!" The housekeeper's awkward expression made Yan Meiyu couldn't help laughing, but Yan Meiyu's mouth was smeared with Nuo Nuo's lipstick secretly added extra spicy pepper, and now the sausage mouth can't move at all!
But when I saw the wolf bรจi scene that the housekeeper had to laugh at for a thousand years, my mouth hurt when I smiled, I had to cover my mouth when I felt pain, and I had to hurt even more when I touched it, but I was laughing in my heart!
A respectable housekeeper covered his stomach with his right hand and a chrysanthemum with his left hand and went straight to the nearest bathroom!
A beautiful and enchanting Aunt Nine is too crying and laughing to lose her manners at the dining table!
In a panic, the housekeeper took off his pants and excreted on the toilet, but ......
The housekeeper grimaced his face and gritted his teeth and said, "Who sealed the toilet with plastic wrap!! โ
The housekeeper hurriedly took out the toilet paper to wipe his buttocks, but as soon as he wiped it clean, he felt that the skin wiped by the toilet paper had a hot feeling of falling in the flaming mountain!
The housekeeper Lin held the toilet paper tightly, and the smell of spicy pepper could be vaguely smelled on it!
The little milk bag successfully touched his little chin in a prank, thinking: This should be the popping chrysanthemum that Neil said, right?
Late at night, the housekeeper personally sent it to Gu Lao with a supper, and halfway through, the little milk bag suddenly came out and crashed into the housekeeper's arms.
The little milk bag moved quickly and sideways, and escaped from under the butler Lin's hand! He made a grimace at the housekeeper and grinned, "Big butler, is the monkey butt made of spicy pepper red?" โ