"Holy!"

When the dagger went down, there was no blood, but what sparks were sparked, what a shocking scene, Li Gang exclaimed, holding the dagger in a daze, and his whole face was stunned.

"Holy!"

According to Xu Zhimo's yellow hair and red hair, they all screamed, their eyes widened, and their chins were about to fall to the ground.

The dagger cut the second child, and even cut out a spark, oh my God, how is this possible!

"Hahaha, sharpen the knife?"

"A little harder, a little harder. ”

At this moment, Xu Zhimo was happy, and he laughed very heartily when he was used with a dagger cutter.

Xu Zhimo is no longer an ordinary person, and he also knows that he is very hard, but the important parts have not been cut before after all, so he didn't expect that he would be so hard.

It feels so cool, so proud.

He is simply the advertising slogan of viagra: be the strongest man, be the hardest man!

He is simply the spokesperson of Viagra!

"Nima ......"

Listening to Xu Zhimo's violent laughter, Li Gang, Hongmao, and Huangmao couldn't help but tremble in their hearts, and the eyes when they looked at Xu Zhimo were completely like looking at perverts and monsters.

What the hell is this kid?

No wonder the young girl is so obsessed with him, so hard, any woman will go crazy for it!

"Hahaha......"

"Come on, go on, let you soft men see what is called a straight man, and what is harder than steel bar. ”

Xu Zhimo was still laughing, laughing heartily.

"Poof......

Li Gang, Hongmao, and Huangmao wanted to vomit blood after being hit.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible. ”

Li Gang shouted in disbelief, and got into his woman, laughing so violently, so unscrupulous and flamboyant, this was completely a strong ridicule and insult to him, which made him irritable and crazy in his heart.

"I'm going to cut you off. ”

Under the roar, Li Gang stepped on Xu Zhimo with one foot, grabbed his bottom with one hand, and cut the dagger in the other hand like cutting bacon.

"Click......"

Another burst of sparks.

"Hahaha......"

"Eunuch Lao Tzu, think beautifully, don't say it's a dagger, you use a chainsaw to cut, Lao Tzu is not afraid. ”

Xu Zhimo was still laughing heartily, now he is not worried at all, he is the body of the emperor, remove any logic, if calculated according to the quantity, a machine is equivalent to the gravity and hardness of half a province, which is also cut?

"Nima ......"

The dumbfounded Huang Mao and the Red Mao both groaned in their hearts.

Oh, my God!

How hard does this kid's dick have to be?

Oh, my God!

This kid's dick is really harder than steel bar!

This is definitely the strongest man they have ever seen, the hardest man, and both of them want to kneel on the ground and worship.

"Click!"

At this moment, there was a urge, a cracking urge.

"I'm grass!"

This voice made Xu Zhimo's expression tremble when he was laughing wildly, because he was lying flat on the ground and couldn't see below, he was startled, and his little heart trembled.

Depend on!

Don't rely on it!

Overconfidence, over-arrogance, really cut off?

Oh, my God!

Xu Zhimo's heart collapsed for a while, and for a moment, he felt that the whole person was not good.

But ......

He didn't feel any pain, he didn't feel anything missing from the cold.

"I'm grass!"

At this time, the red and yellow hairs screamed again.

“......”

Li Gang was completely stunned, stopped the action of the cutting machine, and the whole person was confused, with a look of despair and horror.

"Hahaha......"

"What is harder than the steel bars in the construction site? What is harder than a stainless steel faucet, what is harder than a weightlifter's barbell, hahaha......"

Suddenly, Xu Zhimo laughed again, sleeping on the ground, with a big mouth, a crazy face, and laughed proudly.

I was startled just now, it turned out that it was not his second child who was cut off, but the dagger that was poked off by the second child.

He is not only beating people, but also pretending to be forced, Chiguoguo's pretending!

"I'm going to you...... Nima ......"

Listening to Xu Zhimo's wild laughter, Li Gang and the others began to tremble again in their hearts, and their faces began to tremble, for some reason, there was a creepy feeling, a feeling of fear.

"See, hell. ”

"We've seen and healed. ”

The red-haired voice trembled a little: "Old, old, boss, he, he's really not human?"

The same goes for Huang Mao: "Boss, he is not a human, he is definitely not a human ......"

"Impossible, impossible......"

Li Gang muttered to himself, holding a broken dagger handle, his whole body began to tremble, and suddenly, as if crazy, he shouted: "Ghosts, there are ghosts." With a frightened face, he got up from the ground and ran away.

"Run. ”

The same is true for the red-haired and yellow-haired ones, who run fast like wild dogs beaten with sticks.

"I'm going to ...... it"

"Don't run, three little cubs, keep fighting, abuse me, continue to abuse me. ”

I didn't expect the three of them to scare away, Xu Zhimo was a little surprised, and a little speechless, sweating, lying still can scare people!

How can he, a strongman who has killed gods and slaughtered immortals, understand the psychology of mortals.

The machine cut off the dagger, which was enough to scare people crazy.

Li Gang and the others were thinking in their hearts, this pervert was only laughing at them now, and had no intention of dealing with them, if he got up from the ground, they would definitely suffer a big loss, just like a person being made by a ghost.

"Boom!"

The three of them were like three wild dogs being chased, and they ran into the two Audi A6 sedans in a puff of smoke.

"Boom!"

Quickly lit the fire, added the accelerator, and ran wildly towards the alley.

"Bang!"

Thinking that he had met a ghost, in a panic, the whole car pressed over Xu Zhimo.

"Drive me, your mother!"

Xu Zhimo screamed, he couldn't move, so he could only let the Audi A6 press over his body.

"Puff ......"

The tire shaved on Xu Zhimo's teeth and shaved it directly.

"Bang!"

After the tire burst, the car rushed out diagonally and rushed directly into the big garbage can.

"There's a ghost. ”

"Run. ”

In a panic, he reversed the car in a panic, started it again, and after the tire burst, he just ran forward for 20 meters, and with a "pop", he hit a telephone pole again.

"Bang dang!"

The front window glass shattered, the three of them broke their heads and bled out, the more scared they were, the more chaotic their behavior became, the blood blindfolded their eyes, and in panic, the car ran forward twenty meters, and with a "bang", it hit the wall again.

reversed again, ran forward for a few dozen meters, "popped", and rushed into a huge billboard......

A good Audi A6 was hit in a blink of an eye, and it was worse than a scrapped car pulled out of the scrapyard.

Several people in the car also played with themselves and became seriously injured, this is a serious car accident, mortal body, if you are not hospitalized, you will die.

Listening to the sound of 'banging' in front of him, Xu Zhimo could only sigh helplessly: "Who told you to drag racing as soon as you came out of the bar, drink and don't drive, drive without drinking, and have a long memory in the future!"

"A small car dares to drive Lao Tzu, even if you drive a tank, Lao Tzu will break your tires with one tooth. ”

Immediately, Xu Zhimo laughed again, a few little cubs, they even dared to scold him for being a little cub, he is the emperor of China, he really hasn't seen a pervert and doesn't know what a monster is, he can scare these little cubs crazy if he lies still.

"Hey, hey, hey. ”

I feel a little embarrassed that I am perverted, the gap between immortals and mortals is really big!

"Rustling ......"

As Li Gang and a few people were scared away, there was no one in this backstreet alley, and there was still a modern rock in the bar not far away......

This is just a small episode of crossing, a small episode on behalf of Xu Zhimo returning to his original world, and the journey of pretending to be forced on the earth is about to officially begin.

Starting from carrying the spine of the Great Emperor, the vein of the Great Emperor, and the body of the Great Emperor, until now, Xu Zhimo has really quieted down, at this moment, he is not only quiet, but also his heart.

Lying quietly in the rain, Xu Zhimo showed a busy appearance, and closed his eyes slightly comfortably.

After a thousand years and a thousand years before Traveling to the West, he has been pretending to be crazy in the limelight, and after crossing back to the other world, he tortured Rulai, fought against the heavens, destroyed the ten fierce beasts of the flood and famine, and pulled away the 180,000-mile continent with a chain......

In short, he has always been in a state of burning blood and passion, which can be said to be extremely heartbroken.

But being in that burning state of extreme excitement and madness for a long time is actually very draining, and after being mad, he still needs to take a break and take a breath.

But Xu Zhimo is not completely empty, at this moment, lying quietly, he began to think in his heart.

The system prompts that the Three Thousand Great Avenue Star Field is about to dry up, what kind of spiritual heart do you need to find, what is that spiritual heart, where to find it, and why do you travel back to Earth?

A series of questions, clueless, the system fell silent, and he was not giving hints, asking him to explore on his own.

And the most important question at the moment, what should I do if his body can't move at all?

This is a street, when the day dawns, there will be people everywhere, although he is not worried about being hurt, but lying naked with his back to the sky, when the time comes, it will really be embarrassing!

This problem is the most urgent problem at the moment, and this embarrassment must be solved!

Otherwise, a series of clueless questions will not be solved.

Xu Zhimo frowned slightly, and sighed in his heart: Poor wow, I can't walk, it's good to have a wheelchair!

At the same time, he sweated in his heart: what a fool's dream, if the Buddha can't hold him, how can a wheelchair withstand him!

But life is like this, in the face of difficulties, don't humbly expect others to help you, let alone beg others to help you, the strong save themselves, and the saints cross people!

Suddenly, Xu Zhimo's heart was inspired again.

In this world, there must be nothing to carry him, but he forgot one of his identities, he is a demon inventor with his own bugs, as long as there is an artifact as a material, he can make his own inventions.

Thinking of this, Xu Zhimo's heart was shocked.

Xu Zhimo hurriedly condensed his mind and moved his mind.

There is also the mysterious space on the floating island, everything is under his control, on the floating island, he only has a phantom body like a primordial god, and he has no real body, not limited by the physical body, I don't know if he can move?

As Xu Zhimo's mind moved, he immediately ......

In the endless void, away from the sky, under the sea, the ethereal dream-like realm, the colorful and radiant fairyland floating island......

He had entered his private lodge.

Instead of landing on his stomach or facing the sky on his back, Xu Zhimo appeared in the void lightly, floating down, standing firmly on the ground with his feet steady, his whole body relaxed and his movements were automatic.

"I'm really not limited here, and I can really move. ”

"Haha, it feels so good to be free. ”

Xu Zhimo felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart, the feeling of returning to freedom was so good, with a bare ass, he jumped happily on the fairy island.

"Master, you're here. ”

"Hey, master, you don't have any clothes. ”

As Xu Zhimo appeared on the floating island, a delicate and beautiful voice also sounded, and the daughter of the dragon with a pure mind like a blank piece of paper and a clean heart like a blue sky flew over.

"Wow!"

Xu Zhimo's eyes lit up, and every time he saw this girl, he had a feeling of being amazed.

I saw Ru Chu wearing a fairy shining neon dress and feather coat, flying to him with fluttering hair, swallowtail fluttering, ribbons flying, like a fairy in a fairy tale, beautiful people forget their worries, cute people relieve their sorrows.

This kind of spotless, absolutely beautiful girl can be compared to a nightclub girl who rides on him and writhes passionately.

Although that nightclub girl is first-class regardless of her figure and appearance......

"Wow!"

"My little beauty seems to have grown up a little. ”

Xu Zhimo said 'wow' again, and when he ran towards him as before, the little hydrangea on his chest was like two live rabbits, and his eyes lit up when he saw it.

"Is there one?"

"Why? ”

Ruchu stopped beside Xu Zhimo, scratched his head with his little hand, innocent, and had a bad face: "Master, you haven't been upgraded recently, and I haven't gained experience, so it's still a two-winged red flame Jiao." ”

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Knowing that the little beauty misunderstood what he meant, Xu Zhimo laughed a few times, his eyes moved from the small hydrangea to the delicate little face as before, and shrugged helplessly: "Not long ago, I got a golden pill, and I almost grew up, and you have also been upgraded to a divine fire dragon, hey, it's a pity, it's unlucky, and I got a random level 05." ”

Ruchu scratched his little head again: "What is the random level 05?"

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Xu Zhimo smiled again, didn't explain much, and said with a miserable face: "My little beauty, you don't know how miserable your master and I are, in the outside world, I am paralyzed, and I have no clothes on, and I am still lying in a puddle in the rain!"

"No, it won't!"

Ruchu's eyes widened, and he stuck out his little tongue again: "Master, then why are you running to the floating island?"

"Really!"

Xu Zhimo looked miserable: "I was just given that by a drunk woman, and I was almost given that by a few men." ”

"What's that?"

"What's that?"

Ru Chu, who had never seen the world, was confused again.

"That and that......

Xu Zhimo was stunned for a moment, sweated slightly, and laughed again: "It's not suitable for children, I won't tell you." Immediately, the thief laughed again: "That's why I ran to the floating island, I have to find a way to save myself!"

My heart moved, and I began to look for it in the system warehouse.