Chapter 44: I'm Selling Masturbators

"......" Tan Yu and Xiang Wei walked down the corridor with black lines on their heads, and at this moment Tan Yu no longer had the idea of going to Asuka Sakuraya.

"Human, it's really terrifying......" Xiangwei's face was very unnatural, even the face of the hairball in her arms was not very good-looking.

After Zishu Wandie uttered the great statement of 'Lan Ling is my wife', she spent another five minutes babbling Tan Yu and Xiangwei with evil thoughts that violated ethics.

"The so-called Platonic ......"

"It doesn't matter if you can't give birth to monkeys......

"Heterosexual people are all abnormal......"

"Do you want me to introduce you to a few beautiful men......

Although it was only five minutes, it actually made Tan Yu and Xiangwei feel sick to their stomachs, and the two of them questioned the ethics of the world for a while, and the two of them seemed to see the sages of the forbidden realm beckoning to them in the distant Garden of Eden......

"Vomit ......" Tan Yu finally couldn't help it, rushed to the bathroom and vomited.

After vomiting for a while, Tan Yu looked at Xiangwei without tears, "Sister Xiangwei, what should I do, after I heard that Zi Shuwan Die finish speaking, I always unconsciously make up those evil scenes now......"

"Actually, I'm ...... too" Xiangwei also covered her face in pain, and Maoqiu also looked at Tan Yu with a blue face, "What a terrible spiritual attack, it's only five minutes!" Xiangwei's expression was a little frightened, "If a war breaks out between the human world and the demon world, that woman will definitely become the most terrifying spiritual weapon." ”

"Sister Xiangwei, I can't stand it!!" Tan Yu clutched his head frantically and looked at Xiangwei with the eyes of a savior. "Sister Xiangwei, why don't we two hug. I don't want my sexuality to change like that!!"

"Hug me, don't even think about it!" Xiangwei decisively refused, but she also seemed to be worried about her orientation, she frowned and sighed weakly, "Birdman, there is only one way to solve this matter now." ”

"What way?" Tan Yu hurriedly asked.

"Aren't you a seller of yellow books, let's take a look at some of your yellow books that have nothing to do with homosexuality, in that case we should be able to ease up......" Xiangwei said a little depressed.

"Ahh

Tan Yu said as he pulled his legs and ran towards the ninth class of high school.

After five minutes of devastation by Zishu Wandie, it was already time for class. And this class is Kui Tong's class, Tan Yu broke into the class even more unscrupulously, and regardless of the startled Kui Tong and his classmates, he picked up his schoolbag and ran to the corridor. And Kui Tong was still holding a chalk and making a flute, as if he was frightened by Tan Yu.

Tan Yu jumped to a remote corner that was not often passed by, took out the yellow book, and read it page by page with Xiangwei Cat in the dark corner.

At this moment, what can be called the most unbelievable thing in history happened.

As the eldest lady of the highest-ranking demon dragon clan with high pride and self-esteem, she and a human being who knew a little about spells were huddled in a small corner and looked at Huang Ben pitifully, and they looked at it and rubbed their eyes with tears in their eyes, and sighed: It's great to have Huang Ben in this world.

It was noon, and Tan Yu walked out of the campus with Claudia, Ke Xuelan and the spiritualized Xiangwei, as for Gabriel, he was lying on his desk enjoying a nap, and the little fat man was arranged by Tan Yu next to Gabriel, and when he woke up, he would stuff him with lunch. And Sakura Asuka seems to be eating in the school cafeteria, and for Tanyu, who has a white stone at home and needs to feed herself, she naturally has no way to accompany Sakura Asuka.

Four people and one came to the gate of No. 3 Middle School, and suddenly everyone felt that something was wrong.

Person.

A lot of people.

There were at least a hundred of them.

It was a group of more than a hundred people who didn't look like serious people at first glance, a group of gangsters. These guys stared back and forth at every student who walked out of the campus with a fierce look on their faces. When Tan Yu and the others just entered their line of sight, one of the gangsters shouted loudly: "The one over there, with two beautiful girls, is Tan Yu!!"

As soon as the gangster's voice came out, the more than 100 people instantly turned their attention to Tan Yu, although Tan Yu is now different from before, he has now abused the police and beaten monsters, and there is a demon next to him, a dragon, an unknown creature and an exorcist to assist, but this is really the first time he has seen this kind of big formation in front of him, because of this, Tan Yu's forehead overflowed with a trace of cold sweat.

"Xiaoyu, do you have an acquaintance?" Ke Xuelan asked blankly.

"My acquaintance?" Tan Yu smiled bitterly after hearing this, "When did my popularity become so good......

“...... That's the enemy?" Ke Xuelan said with a blank expression, "But Sister Tong said that she wouldn't let me attack ordinary humans with spells casually......"

"It's okay, Xue Lan, you can just stand back. Tan Yu said as he stepped forward and stretched out his two arms, blocking Claudia and Ke Xuelan behind him. "Diya, Sister Xiangwei, don't make a move either of you. Deya, if someone makes a move on you and Xue Lan, just try to flash as much as possible. ”

"Little ghost, do you still want to play any hero in front of us?" The little devil Claudia had a playful smile on her face, she picked her arm, and seemed to be ready to rush forward to beat people at any time, and Xiangwei also had a eager expression on her face, which made Tan Yu very worried that Xiangwei would accidentally throw the hairball for a grenade.

"I don't have that kind of idea," Tan Yu replied lightly, "I know who found these people, and I caused the matter, and it has nothing to do with you." And if you do it, those thugs may not be beaten half to death, but they will also be half dead...... Also, if the students who come home from school see you fighting...... It doesn't seem to be very good. ”

"......Shh Whatever you want. Xiangwei smacked her tongue a little unhappily after hearing this, and Claudia also took Ke Xuelan's hand with a regretful look and took a few steps back.

I'll go, I'm not going to let you guys fight, are you so disappointed!!

After Tan Yu thought about it messily, he took a few steps forward again, he glanced at the gangsters around him who seemed to be facing a great enemy, and shouted loudly, "That's right, I'm Tan Yu!"

"Good boy, a little guts. A bald man who looked five big and three thick laughed twice, "You dare to admit it when you see so many of us." ”

"There's nothing to admit. Tan Yu smiled lightly, "You are from the Kui Gang, go back and tell your gang leader and his son, your number of people can't scare me at all." ”

As soon as he heard that Tan Yu looked down on them for more than 100 people to be so calm, his bald head was stunned for a moment, and then the expression on his face became hideous, "I can't scare you, brothers!

"Oh, oh, oh!!" The roar like a tiger kept sounding all around, and Tan Yu saw the scene of these gangsters attacking him with all kinds of murder weapons, although he was a little frightened, the corners of his mouth were still slightly upturned, revealing a 'just what I want' smile.

Let's try the second punch of Shura Fist!

Tan Yu clenched his fists as he thought. With a flick of his footsteps, he suddenly appeared in front of a group of thugs, his wrist twisted, his body was wrong, and his right fist slammed out, hammering into the air in front of the thug's chest.

The second punch of Shura Fist, Hua Wu, was suddenly launched.

The faces of the seven thugs in front of him suddenly changed, their eyes rolled upward, and they flew out upside down.

Qianrui's special effect is to make the Shura, whose pain sense has been greatly weakened, feel the pain.

And Hua Wu's special effect is to allow Shura, who is in the Shura realm where the battle is endless, to be able to instantly knock down a large number of enemies and then relax.

That is, range skills.

When you lock a certain number of enemies and hit any one of them with Hua Wu, all the locked enemies will feel the same pain and vibration. Hua Wu's effect sounded quite domineering, but for Tan Yu, who only had two heavenly wheels now, the number of enemies he could lock on was only seven or eight people at most. However, now that Tan Yu's physical fitness has risen sharply, anyone who is punched by Tan Yu will basically faint. This means that he only needs to launch twelve or thirteen Hua Wu to kill the other party.

In the face of Tan Yu's sudden first attack, the gangsters lost almost one-tenth of their combat power, which made the bald man's face change greatly. He just heard that this Tan Yu seems to know martial arts, but no matter how high his kung fu is, he is still afraid of kitchen knives, can he abuse more than 100 of us alone?

But at this point, he couldn't retreat, he shouted at the younger brothers: "Don't be afraid! No matter how powerful he is, there is only one person! Let's go together!!"

Although the bald head sounded a little pale now, it was impossible for these little gangsters not to listen to him, and everyone gritted their teeth and rushed towards Tan Yu again with a waving guy.

"It's really self-defeating. Tan Yu squeezed out a trembling laugh from between his teeth, after the attack just now had made him confident, he clenched his fists with both hands, Hua Wu launched again and again, and in just more than ten seconds, all the hundred or so people were cut to the ground by Tan Yu.

At this time, the bald head was almost scared to pee.

, one person abused a hundred people, and there was no, are you still a human being!!

After Tan Yu beat the gangsters fat, he was in a very comfortable mood, he staggered to the bald man with trembling legs, shook his head and patted him on the shoulder with a sigh, "I said, bald brother, I won't cut you this time," Tan Yu looked very compassionate, "Because I need you to bring my words, and I also need you to send these guys who fell to the ground to the hospital!

The bald head looked at Tan Yu in horror after hearing this, but met Tan Yu's cold gaze, and hurriedly responded tremblingly: "I...... I know. Then he quickly took out his mobile phone and began dialing 120.

And everything that happened in just a dozen seconds made the surrounding students who came home from school stunned,, Tan Yu, you were always bullied before you fought so fiercely, it won't be a shake M!

And Tan Yu didn't know what the students were thinking, he walked in front of Claudia Ke Xuelan and Xiangwei, and a relaxed smile appeared on his face, "It's done, let's go." ”

However, just when Tan Yu wanted to take his three sisters to dinner, a tall and strong middle-aged foreign man stood in front of him.

Why am I always being stopped today......

Tan Yu couldn't help but think like this, and looked at the foreigner in front of him with some depression.

He has short mental hair, blue eyes, and is about thirty-seven years old.

I always feel ...... I have an impression, but I can't remember where I saw him.

"Hey!" the foreign uncle opened his mouth full of out-of-tune Chinese, "Little sisters! Hello! meet again!"

The foreign uncle's words made Tan Yu almost squirt!

Damn, I remember who you are!

Who else is the little sister! Brother is a male drop.

Seeing Tan Yu's somewhat dazed expression, the foreign uncle thought that Tan Yu didn't remember who he was, so he added another sentence after the greeting......

"Can't remember who I am? I'm the one! The uncle who sells masturbators in front of the vegetable market!"

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