"Ouch, no one knows you here, what's the matter, let's just pretend to be a distant relative of the deceased." Seeing that he was leaving, Ling Tongyu hurriedly grabbed his arm, and worked his thoughts, "I promise that I won't tell anyone about this, after eating, you are still the president of the dignified Korean Group, okay?" ”

"Ling Tongyu! You're so hungry that you're going crazy! I even have to go to someone's funeral to steal food! Han Jifeng was reluctant to do this, and this woman once again refreshed his three views.

"I'm hungry, I'm really hungry, I'm about to drink water, I don't have a car here, I don't know when I'll have food, what if I'm hungry and faint on the road? Aren't you just another burden? When the time comes, you won't really be able to go back to the city. Ling Tongyu continued to pull her arm and plead, her stomach cooperating and gurgling again.

The expression on Han Jifeng's face indicated that he was struggling inside.

"My enteritis is just right, if I continue to be so hungry, my stomach problem is going to be committed again, woo woo, how can I stand it with my bones......" She covered her face and pretended to cry.

"I'm telling you, if you dare to tell you about it, I won't be able to spare you!" He finally wavered and agreed to Ling Tongyu's "heartbreaking" approach.

"Haha, really?" As soon as Ling Tongyu heard that he agreed, he hurriedly put his hand down, with a smile on his face, he didn't think so much, he jumped over, grabbed his arm, and dragged him towards the house.

"Wait a minute!" Han Jifeng put up his collar and pressed his hair down with his hands, trying to cover his face a little.

Stealing food at a funeral? All the impossible things that he Han Jifeng has done in his life have done with this woman.

"By the way, wait a minute, let's take advantage of the crowd to blend in, you have to be more comfortable, you have to imagine yourself as the younger generation of the deceased, try to be sad, don't show your feet, don't get separated from me, listen to my command in everything, understand?" Ling Tongyu explained as he walked.

"You look like you're very old-fashioned." Han Jifeng messed up his hair a little more.

"Of course, Xiaoxi and I used to do this kind of thing a lot." Ling Tongyu said casually.

"What?" When Han Jifeng heard this, he pulled his arm out of her hand, "You actually took Xiaoxi to do this kind of stealing chickens and dogs, what should she do if she learns badly?" How did you it! ”

"Heh......" Ling Tongyu couldn't help but laugh when he saw that he looked like he was going to crusade against her, "Mr. Han, when you are hiding from a loan shark because of your father's gambling debts, your home is splashed with paint, and someone comes up to collect debts in three days and can't go home, so you can only hide in Tibet, but you are penniless, you will know that eating a full stomach is the most important thing in the world." ”

"......" Han Jifeng was slightly stunned when he heard this, and the expression on his face froze for a moment, what kind of life did this woman live in the past? There is also that smart, cute, beautiful and clever little guy, in this kind of life, he didn't learn badly, and he looked very happy and sensible.

"Shhh Ling Tongyu was so bent on eating that he didn't have time to care about what Han Jifeng was thinking about now, so he took her hand and walked in the direction of the mourning hall with a wave of people who came to attend the funeral.

The deceased is the greatest, and since he wants to come to steal food, he has to kowtow first.

"Woo woo, Daddy Wang, why did you go so early, you haven't enjoyed your happiness yet." When he was about to enter the mourning hall, Ling Tongyu pretended to wipe his tears while crying with the mourners, like a dead relative.

Han Jifeng didn't expect her to have this trick, so he was suddenly startled and hurriedly lowered his head.

Oh my God, it's really a shame to die!

"Woo woo, Daddy Wang, Daddy Wang......" Ling Tongyu cried that was called miserable, that was realistic, and that was sincere, and that was followed by a person in the team listened, and they were also infected, and they cried even more.

"How do you know that someone's surname is Wang?" Han Jifeng tugged at his sleeve and asked in a low voice.

Ling Tongyu lowered his voice, and while crying, he said in his lips, "Didn't you see that it was written on the couplet, Lord Wang Qianfu is eternal, of course, his surname is Wang." ”

Han Jifeng raised his eyes slightly and looked ahead, and sure enough, there were three words Wang Qianfu on the couplet.

"Please bow to the deceased three times and offer incense!" When he walked to the mourning hall, someone commanded loudly, and two people knelt together on the straw mat in front of the mourning hall to worship three times, and then offered incense to the deceased.

When it was the turn of the two of them, Ling Tongyu took the three sticks of incense while sobbing, and turned his head to see that Han Jifeng was still standing there in a daze-

"Shhhh Hush! She hurriedly motioned to him.

Han Jifeng reacted, only then did he follow her example, took the incense, and prepared to bow, when he took the three incense sticks, the middle-aged man who presided over the funeral couldn't help but glance at this man who was dressed so noblely, Han Jifeng hurriedly lowered his head and stood beside Ling Tongyu.

"A Bow to ......"

Ling Tongyu was very proficient in kneeling according to the slogan, while Han Jifeng, who didn't understand these customs at all, could only follow her movements, so he would always take a slow step and look very clumsy.

"Second Worship......"

When it came to the second worship, Ling Tongyu continued to bow down reverently, silently thinking in his heart, Daddy Wang, offended, I am so hungry, please don't be surprised, when I return to the city, I will go to the temple to burn incense for you and pray for you.

And Han Jifeng didn't know what to do, and when he heard the second bow, he stood up after the worship and prepared to insert the incense in front of the spiritual platform.

"Three bows......" However, as soon as he got up and walked two steps, he heard three bows again, and when he looked back, Ling Tongyu was still standing in place and worshipping, and he retreated back in embarrassment.

After the worship was over, and the incense was served, Ling Tongyu walked in front of the family members very sadly, touched their hands, and comforted-

"The festival mourning changes, the festival mourns changes, Daddy Wang will definitely have a good time below."

The family members of the deceased were a little stunned when they saw such a crying relative.

"It's over when you perform again, and you'll accept it when you see it." Han Jifeng leaned over, bit the root, and warned her softly.

"Woo woo, Daddy Wang, Daddy Wang......" Ling Tongyu received his warning, cried and patted the hand of the deceased's son (as far as she guessed), and then followed the others to the table in the corner.

"Festival mourning, festival mourning......" She greeted the people around her very skillfully as she walked, like an old acquaintance, Han Jifeng followed beside her, and she only felt sweaty.