Han Jifeng looked in the direction of her finger, and suddenly her face was a little ugly, the car she was talking about was a bulky tractor.

Just have a car! Ling Tongyu didn't care about his stinky face, the most important thing was to go back to the city as soon as possible.

She jumped up excitedly, waved her hands vigorously, and shouted, "Hey, master, stop, stop!" Please stop. ”

"Tutu Tu Tu ...... Suddenly, ...... tractor approached, stopped beside them, and the driver was a swarthy middle-aged man, looking at Ling Tongyu and asking in dialect-

"What are you doing?"

Ling Tongyu bowed to him very politely and said, "Big brother, hello, our car has broken down and we have no money on us, can you take us to a place where there is a taxi to the city?" Thank you. ”

The big brother of the tractor glanced at the cold man behind Ling Tongyu who was silent and had a gloomy face.

"Oh......" Ling Tongyu hurriedly pulled Han Jifeng's sleeve, pulled him in front of the master's eldest brother, and said, "This is my colleague, we are here on a business trip together, and he also wants to take your car, is it okay?" ”

As she spoke, she pulled the clothes on Han Jifeng's back hard-

"She's right." He nodded a little stiffly to the big brother master.

"Come on, sit in the back, my wife and children will also sit there." Finally, the eldest brother agreed to give them a ride.

"Great, thank you, big brother!" Ling Tongyu thanked happily, and then climbed onto the tractor, his movements were fast and neat, just like a trained man, Han Jifeng pursed his mouth, how did this woman grow up? Crazy and wild.

Looking at Han Jifeng, who was still standing below for a long time, she stretched out her hand to him, "What are you waiting for, come up." ”

Behind the tractor sat the master's wife and children, and there were several chicken coops, which contained roosters and hens to be sold, exuding a strong smell of, and the ground of the carriage was also a place of chicken feathers and, which was a challenge that was almost beyond the limit for him who had a serious habit of cleanliness.

He took a deep breath, held his breath, straddled his long legs, got on the tractor, and then sat down next to Ling Tongyu, looking at the scenery on the side of the road with deep eyes, as soon as the car started, it suddenly rose again, and the bodies of the two people tilted sharply at the same time, and Han Jifeng, who was harmed, almost fell to the ground.

The wife and child of the master's eldest brother sat opposite them, the little boy was carrying a rooster in his hand, the rooster kept staring at Han Jifeng, and the child also looked at Han Jifeng with a stinky face with a curious face.

"Hehe, hello, I'm in trouble." Ling Tongyu said hello to the two mothers and sons, and secretly glanced at Han Jifeng, his face was so stinky, he must have divided Mr. Brian's five horses into corpses in his heart, and he must have cut it with a thousand knives.

"Do you eat?" The little boy who had been holding the rooster suddenly handed Han Jifeng an egg in his hand.

Han Jifeng turned his head and glanced at it, the egg was stained with chicken feces, and the little boy looked at him with a friendly smile.

"......" he shook his head.

"Oh, no." The little boy obviously admired a tall and powerful man like Han Jifeng, and was a little frustrated when he saw him reject his kindness.

And the rooster in his hand, as if he knew that his master had been snubbed and wronged, made a low voice in his throat, and his eyes became sharp.

"Do you want this?" The little boy turned over his body for a long time, then took out another green jujube and handed it to Han Jifeng again.

This time, he shook his head.

"......" The little boy was almost frustrated again, and lowered his head sadly, and after a while he began to cry in a low voice, and his mother whispered to comfort him.

Seeing this, Ling Tongyu hurriedly touched him with his elbow and whispered, "You just accept it, look how sad it is to make the little boy ......"

"Giggle...... Suddenly, the rooster in the little boy's hand swooped up, and flew towards Han Jifeng's body, and the posture was like a person who had been in martial arts for many years, jumping onto his head impartially, and a golden rooster was independent.

"Ahh Ling Tongyu was stunned for a moment, pointed at Han Jifeng and shouted, "It, it's on your head!" ”

"What, what?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a hot lump of stinky fell down his forehead and above his lips.

...... "It's disgusting!"

Han Jifeng stood up, grabbed the chicken with one hand and wanted to throw it away, but the chicken was very agile, and as soon as his hand touched it, he flew away neatly, flew to the roof of the car, glared at Han Jifeng, and let out a cry of victory-

"Cluck, cluck, cluck......"

"Ling Tongyu! Hurry up and get the paper! Han Jifeng roared angrily, and the was already on his lips.

"Oh, good, good!" Ling Tongyu knew his temper, she must have angered him now, she looked around, where was the paper, in a hurry, she had to take off her coat, stand on tiptoe to help him wipe the chicken feces on his head and face, and pick up the broken chicken feathers stuck to his body.

"Cluck......" The arrogant rooster flapped its wings again and rushed over.

"Ahh Ling Tongyu hurriedly dodged.

This time, Han Jifeng also received a lesson, his body flashed, and he flexibly dodged the rooster's attack, but the rooster did not give up and continued to attack him.

"Ahh......h

"My chickens, my chickens ......"

Looking from afar, I saw a rooster flying around on the tractor attacking a man, and the man dodged left and right, and a woman and a child were jumping to the side in a hurry, which was very lively.

……

"Thank you, thank you!" Ling Tongyu waved vigorously towards the tractor in the distance, and Han Jifeng, who had a serious cleanliness habit, had a stinky face that was extremely stinky.

The tractors were on their way to the market, so they got off in town, and there were plenty of taxis to get to town.

It's just that when Han Jifeng and Ling Tongyu appeared to hail a car, all of a sudden, all the drivers, including passers-by, looked at them with eyes like monsters.

Especially Han Jifeng, who was constantly attacked by the ambitious rooster along the way, and now, his hair, face, and clothes were full of chicken feathers, and his handsome face was also scratched by the rooster's claws, Ling Tongyu didn't dare to say it, there was still a piece of on the back of his head.

“……”

"Ling Tongyu, you dare to laugh out loud and try it!" Seeing that she looked desperately holding back a smile, Han Jifeng roared angrily.

"Poofha...... she couldn't help it, "you look like you're losing your temper with chicken feathers on your head...... It's so funny, it's a pity, it's a pity that I don't have a mobile phone, if I take a photo, I sell it to the newspaper, and I will definitely make headlines. ”

She smiled so well that she had no image, and her whole waist was bent down.

"You forgot, I'm your boss!" He wanted to strangle her to death! She had witnessed such an embarrassing moment for him.

"Okay, okay, I'm not smiling, now go find the car, okay." She desperately suppressed a smile and ran to stop the taxi.