When he came to the back camp, Lu Chen naturally told him about his father's injury and capture. The three mothers all cried and forced Lu Chen to immediately take Guo Jia and replace Lu Bu back, in their hearts, Lu Bu is the real backbone. Lu Chen refused to change back to Lu Bu now, so naturally he was thrown with snot on his face, and he was scolded by the stinker, and his mother, Yan, pinched Lu Chen several times.

Lu Chen lamented, it's really three women in one play, how does my dad usually survive.

It's not that women aren't smarter than men, it's that women in this era have less contact with the outside world, and their vision is naturally not broad enough, so Yan and Cao can't accept Lu Chen's behavior. However, Erniang Ren has been a female official in the palace anyway, and she has seen the world, and later she also woke up and helped Lu Chen persuade the Yan family and the Cao family together. Lu Chen swore that Cao Cao would cure his father, and he would obediently send them to Hanoi to join Zhang Yang, which persuaded Yan and Cao to avoid the tragedy of Lu Chen being drowned in snot.

After the three women were in love, they pulled Lu Chen and asked him in detail how he got better. After all, since Cao Jun entered the city at noon today, Lu Chen was kicked by Ma Yanzi once, as if he had changed his command, Ruoding was calm and unhurried. Later, Lu Chen also designed to capture Cao Cao's military division to blackmail Cao Cao, which couldn't help but surprise Yan and the others even more, and at this time, they had time to ask Lu Chen in detail. Lu Chen naturally wouldn't tell them that I was beaten by the chengguan and came through, he only said that he didn't know.

After repeated inquiries, they couldn't ask why, they only felt that Lu Chen seemed to be a completely different person, but Lu Chen was still the same Lu Chen. It is very contradictory, in this regard, Yan and the others have to sigh that the heavens have eyes, and the sky has no endless road, etc. Or Erniang Ren can speak, saying that Lu Chenji is a celestial appearance, and the heavens will descend on him, so he will let him go through hardships when he was young, and now he is willing to suffer, and in the future, he will definitely fly Huang Tengda greater than Wen Hou's achievements. Lu Chenxin said that it is a big responsibility to drop a fart, what is the big responsibility in this era of shit and shaving your ass with tiles? Lu Chen just said a few perfunctory words to shirk and discuss military affairs with Zhang Liao and others, so he slipped away under the pretext.

Then, Lu Chen went to see his sister Lu Qi, and was beaten by Lu Qi under the pretext of being in a bad mood, and then told Lu Qi two jokes with a big bag of face, and Lu Chen was able to get out.

In later generations, Lu Chen's thoughts and consciousness completely controlled this body, but he unreservedly inherited the memories and feelings of the original owner (although a fool is stupid, he also understands feelings), so the current Lu Chen is very concerned about his family. This may be the reason why his parents died early and were lonely for a long time, and Lu Chen was particularly yearning for family affection. In short, Lu Chen found that although he had just crossed over, he loved and cherished this family very much.

Back in the front camp, Lu Chen let out a long roar, quite a heroic spirit of bravely entering the tiger's den in Longtan and not dying. Comforting these women is much more tragic than dealing with Cao Cao's army, and I don't know how many brain cells have died.

After a night without a word, Lu Chen slept soundly, and even dreamed of the spectacular scene of the tireless Aoi teacher performing a human fountain.

The next day, the snow stopped.

Lu Chen just got up, drank a bowl of corn porridge with difficulty, stuffed a dough cake, and scolded Lu Zhan for not preparing poached eggs for Mao. The attendant Lu Zhan complained that Cao Cao only sent sheep, not chickens, where can I go to get you poached eggs? If only the sheep could lay eggs! When the two had an in-depth discussion on the topic of why sheep don't lay eggs, Cao Xing broke in and said that Cao Cao had sent a messenger.

Lu Chen squirted out a mouthful of porridge and shouted, "Catch me." Cao Cao opened Taobao in his last life, right? I also know how to deliver to my door! ”

Lu Chenxin said that Lao Tzu thinks that one Guo Jia is too little, but we have three people who have been arrested, and we are about to catch a few more to make up the number. After thinking about it, if the other party's weight is too low, I am afraid that it will be useless but "startling the snake", Lu Chen asked again: "Who is here?" What official position? ”

Cao Xuan scratched his head and said, "It's Cao Ren, Xiao Junhou saw it yesterday." I don't know exactly where Cao Ren's official position is. ”

As soon as Lu Chen heard that it was Cao Ren, he waved his hand: "Arrest me, this Cao Cao is stupid, isn't it, a Guo Jia was arrested and sent his cousin?" I don't have a long memory! Grab it, grab it. ”

Cao Xuan stretched his neck, with a black face, a slightly cute expression, and said, "Is this good?" ”

Lu Chen explained: "You see, he Cao Cao robbed our Xuzhou, arrested my father, arrested Mr. Gongtai, arrested Uncle Xiaogong, and let's also arrest him as a general. ”

Cao Xuan pouted his ass and thought about this esoteric question, but unfortunately, he didn't understand it, so he simply didn't want to, and went to the fart.

Lu Zhan said on the side: "Xiao Junhou, that Cao Ren is not Cao Cao's cousin, but Cao Cao's cousin. Cao Ren's character is filial piety, and the official worships Guangyang County. Cao Cao valued his martial arts very much, so he did not let him defend the county, but let him lead the army as a councilor. ”

Lu Chen really didn't know the relationship between Cao Ren and Cao Cao, but seeing that Cao Xuan didn't know much about his own family Cao Ren, on the contrary, his attendant Lu Zhan knew Cao Ren quite well, and he was also a little curious, and asked, "Yikuan, how do you know this?" ”

Lu Zhan said: "In the past, when the monarch was waiting for the discussion, I always wanted to accompany the little gentleman to observe, I ...... I knew that the little gentleman was a noble man who forgot a lot of things, so I helped me write down many things, and I said that maybe I could use it one day. No, I'll use it today. ”

This guy not only has a good memory, but also is quite good at talking, what kind of little gentleman and noble person forgets things, after all, Lu Chen was a fool in the past. Lu Zhan is two years older than Lu Chen, but he is shorter than Lu Chen, and his body is not strong. Lu Chen thought to himself that this guy had a good memory and was careful, and he had grown up with him since he was a child, so he could be his secretary.

After a while, Cao Xing came in with Cao Ren tied, and in addition to Cao Ren, there was also a guy who looked like a passer-by was also tied up at the same time. Cao Xing said that there were more than a dozen people in the mission, and he only tied up the two leaders to come in, and the other person was Cao Ren's deputy. Cao Xing said the name of the person, but Lu Chen was not impressed, and said in his heart that this guy was a soy sauce maker in the Three Kingdoms, so he didn't mean to keep him.

Cao Ren scolded Lu Chen for not following the rules. Lu Chen didn't want to talk nonsense with Cao Ren, so he asked Cao Xing to take a cloth and plug Cao Ren's mouth and throw it aside. and asked Cao Xing to loosen the tie to the deputy envoy Brother Soy Sauce.

Lu Chen said to Brother Soy Sauce seriously: "I don't care why you came, you go back with the mission." sued Cao Cao, and said that Cao Ren was too ugly and was tied up by me to ward off evil for a few days. ”

Brother Soy Sauce was silent for a long time, and said in his heart that it was fortunate that Lao Tzu was more handsome, and he was afraid that he would be tied up if he was delayed any longer. He had no choice but to agree, and then fled back to Picheng with a dozen or so subordinates, and the envoy's errand was naturally thrown out of the clouds.

Cao Ren's deputy had just led the team away, Zhang Liao was in a hurry to break into the big tent, he saw a huge zongzi in the corner of the big tent, and carefully identified it and found that it was Cao Ren, so he arched his hand towards Lu Chen and said: "Xiao Junhou, the two armies are fighting and not killing, what did you do with Cao Ren?" ”

"I didn't kill him, I just tied him up. Two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...... Uncle Wen Yuan didn't need to panic. Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight......"

At this time, Di Lu Chen was doing the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics in the tent with youthful energy, and answered Zhang Liao casually.

Zhang Liao saw sweat on his forehead, and said in his heart that it seems that Xiao Junhou is really not good, and he doesn't know if there will be a problem with following him around like this! And also...... What is Jun Hou doing? Martial arts? Or what? The action is so strange!

Zhang Liao said: "After all, Cao Ren is here to send an envoy, we have no reason to tie him up, this is unreasonable, ah yes ......"

Lu Chen suddenly dried the wings of a white crane, and Zhang Liao was so frightened that the chrysanthemum tightened and jumped on the spot.

Lu Chen smiled: "Five-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight...... What the hell. Uncle Wen Yuan, you are too worried, of course Chen knows that it is not reasonable, but now we are at a disadvantage, and if we want to act according to the etiquette, we are only afraid of a bleak end. Six, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...... Now, I have to show that I have to play cards out of common sense, and tell Cao Cao, we are not afraid of death, Cao Cao will be really afraid, and we can take the lead. Otherwise, with these two thousand soldiers and horses, why should we break out of the encirclement? Why did you save my father and my uncle, Gongtai Xiaogong? ”

Zhang Liao subconsciously followed Lu Chen to do a chest expansion exercise, and when he reacted, he forcibly controlled his body, blew his beard angrily, no longer followed Lu Chen, and said: "If Cao Cao is provoked, what if he really sends troops to attack us?" ”

After Lu Chen finished work, he started yoga again, put on an independent posture of a golden rooster with blind dog eyes, and said: "Then the fish will die and the net will be broken, and the people will die and the birds will rise to the sky!" ”

Zhang Liao was stunned.

Lu Chen said: "Anyway, we have already been defeated, and I know that if we surrender, we will definitely be in a different place." So, I had no choice. Ouch I'll go! If only I could get a horizontal bar dumbbell or something. ”

Zhang Liao could only say: "Since Xiaojun Hou has a plan, Liao obeys his orders, but ...... Where is Guo Jia? ”

Lu Chen was also stunned when he heard this, and he didn't pretend to be forced to practice yoga anymore, and looked at Cao Xuan at the same time as Zhang Liao.

Cao Xing bounced up two feet high and shouted: "I couldn't sleep when that kid snored last night, so I tied him up and gagged him and threw him into the stable, and I didn't see him when I got up this morning, and I didn't think about it, so I forgot about it." ”

Lu Chen and Zhang Liao wiped their sweat at the same time, and Cao Xing hurriedly went to the horse house to find Guo Jia. After a while, Guo Jia, who smelled of horse manure, was brought into the big tent by Cao Xing.

When he got into the account, Guo Jia scolded Lu Chen for being shameless and indecent, insulting Sven, it was better to kill him with a knife. When Guo Jia saw the corner of the big tent, Cao Ren had a sharp zongzi shape, and naturally knew that Lu Chen had tied up the envoy sent by Lord Sikong, and scolded Lu Chen for not paying attention to the rules and the like, but when he thought that Lu Chen was stupid and stupid, he was not a normal person, so he no longer wasted his tongue.

We are a celebrity, so why bother with fools?

Of course, this is just an excuse Guo Jia made for himself, the real reason why he stopped scolding Lu Chen was that Lu Zhan brought him breakfast, and the hungry Guo Jia immediately devoured it, after all, he was so scared by Lu Chen that he didn't eat anything last night.