The grievances and hatred between the big-eared thief and Cao Bald are very complicated, first Cao Cao attacked Xuzhou in the name of revenge for his father, Tao Qian was ready to surrender, but Liu Bei borrowed soldiers from Gongsun Zhan and borrowed Zhao Yun to encourage Tao Qian to resist, which was very disgusting. Tao Qian and Liu Bei couldn't beat Cao Cao, but Lu Bu suddenly attacked Cao Cao's Yanzhou, Cao Cao rushed back to help, and the fat of Xuzhou finally fell into Liu Bei's mouth, which is the so-called Tao Qiansan let Xuzhou, this matter is also disgusting. Then Cao Cao defeated Lü Bu and recaptured Yanzhou, and Liu Bei took in the defeated Lü Bu to fight Cao Cao in Xiaopei, which was too disgusting.

In the end, Liu Bei was robbed of Xuzhou by Lu Bu and was beaten by Lu Bu to lose his armor, and he still had the face to run to ask Cao Cao to help him clean up Lu Bu. That's it, after Cao Cao beat Xuzhou, he still thinks about Xuzhou, these days, Liu Bei has contacted the Xuzhou family in private, and Guangling Chen Deng's father and son are very close to him, which is what makes Cao Cao the most disgusting.

(Note: It is said that Liu Bei has not done many things in his life, but disgusting Cao Cao's things, the entire Three Kingdoms counted him as the most diligent, most diligent and most frustrated)

The hypocrisy and politeness are not long, and the two sit down to talk.

Liu Bei has long hands and ears, and his face is also long, and he turned around and instigated Cao Cao to take advantage of the victory to attack Beihai. Qingzhou Beihai is Yuan Shao's ass, fat and attractive, Cao Cao is now a thief who wants to touch it, but he doesn't dare to touch it. Such a superficial plan for the two tigers to compete with each other was sick to his stomach when he heard it, but Cao Cao had to lower his IQ to play with Liu Bei. In terms of resourcefulness, Cao Cao is a hundred times better than Liu Bei, so it is said that Xuzhou's plan to drive the tiger and devour the wolf is to let Lu Bu and Liu Bei fight, and finally cheapen him Cao Cao.

"What is Xuande doing here?" After chatting for a long time, Cao Cao found that his IQ had dropped sharply, and he didn't dare to talk nonsense with Liu Bei anymore.

Liu Bei clasped his hands into fists and said, "I'm here to save Sikong's life!" ”

Cao Cao snorted and laughed, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Why worry about your life?" ”

Liu Bei Zhengse said: "Lu Bu is a wolf, if you don't kill Lu Bu, you are really worried about Lord Sikong." ”

It's here again! In the past two days, Liu Bei persuaded Cao Cao to kill Lu Bu no less than ten times, Cao Cao's ears were calloused when he heard it, and he waved his hand impatiently and said: "Fengxian is brave and unparalleled in the world." If you kill this talent, I am afraid that the world will be disappointed! No, no. ”

Liu Bei hurriedly said: "Has Sikong forgotten the fate of Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo?" ”

Cao Cao was silent, and finally said: "I don't know that Lu Bu is wild and untamable, but now Fengxiao (Guo Jia) and Zixiao (Cao Ren) have been obtained by Lu Chen's children, so what can I do?" ”

Liu Bei stood up and arched his hand: "Lu Chen's idiot, what plan can he have?" Cao is reckless, and there is nothing to worry about. I think that this is Zhang Wenyuan's plan. My second brother Yun Changsu is good friends with Wen Yuan, and he is willing to go to Zhang Liao on behalf of Sikong and let him come to surrender, and then, Tulu Bu and his son. ”

Cao Cao thought about it, yesterday he talked to Lu Chen from a hundred steps, although he couldn't see it clearly, but he listened to Lu Chen's speech crazy and crazy, and the later letters were bizarre, but they were not necessarily written by Lu Chen himself, could this qiē really be done by Zhang Liao? If that were the case, it would be much easier.

Thinking of this, Cao Cao said: "In this way, I will bother Xuande to take a trip." ”

Liu Bei came out with the order, he naturally did not sincerely solve problems for Cao Cao, but went to Zhang Liao and Long Xianghu Ben, there were few cavalry in the middle of the country, and elite cavalry were even rarer.

Cao Cao seized Xuzhou and captured the camp, and he Liu Bei was still looking forward to drinking some soup.

Lu camp outside the city.

I was stabbed in the butt, it was so ecstatic, and this thing was embarrassing.

It is said that after Lu Chen escaped from the tent before, he ran fast, and those servants couldn't catch up with them with short legs and saw a large group of soldiers surrounding them, so they used machetes as flying knives in a hurry, they were all talents.

The most embarrassing thing for Lu Chen is that everyone has to come to see his buttocks, and he doesn't let him cry miserably, so Lu Chen's ass has become the most popular tourist destination, and almost no one has carved it on it.

Forget about Zhang Liaocao's sex, just watch it, Guo Jia can take a look if you want to, but, please Uncle Guo, don't you laugh so cheaply? If you are in a hurry, Lao Tzu will also poke you! Three mothers and one sister came to visit with a large number of maids crying and crying, which is too much. The mother-in-law Yan naturally sees it, but don't break it to look at it, they all say that you don't believe it if you don't hurt the bones, and if you break it again, you can really see the bones! Erniang Ren said that he took a bath for Lu Chen when he was a child, okay, for the sake of you, you are one of the four beauties in history, let you see, but don't you pinch it? Do I need to pinch the dressing? Sanniang Cao's family is not much older than Lu Chen, are you embarrassed to look at it? She was really embarrassed to look at it, but she asked the maid to see the report to her, and if she had any questions, she had to probe again, "Tanma" went back and forth more than a dozen times, and Lu Chen felt that the reason why the blood stopped was probably because the wound was frozen. Sister Lu Qi also wants to see it, and it is the most barbaric way, she directly took off Lu Chen's pants to study, Lu Chen lifted his pants to block the key parts, Lu Qi laughed, what to cover, didn't I play it when I was a child, isn't it just a little bigger than before, what is the spirit? Lu Chen suddenly lost his temper.

The talents who threw the knives were not assassins sent by anyone, but genuine servants of the Lu family, who were the ten servants who were responsible for guarding Cao Ren. There is no need for interrogation, the matter is too simple, they themselves said that it was Cao Xing who rebelled against these guys, took them to capture Lu Chen, and said that if they surrendered, Cao Cao would reward women with money.

Strictly speaking, Lu Chen's luck this time is good, one is that Cao Ren is too eager for quick success, and too many people come to show their feet, and the other is that this is a tent, Lu Chen can run out with a sword to cut the felt cloth, otherwise, it is really unpredictable to live and die.

Six of the ten servants were slaughtered on the spot by the soldiers, and the remaining four didn't know what to do, Zhang Liao was busy looking for someone to treat Xiaojunhou's injuries, so he handed over the problem of dealing with the traitor to Cao Xing. Cao Xing was a good general who was serious and responsible, he asked four servants to dig pits at the gate of the camp, dug ten pits, buried six of the dead, and the remaining four were also smart people, and he lay down in the remaining four pits. Meticulously filling in the pit, Cao Xing let dozens of war horses step back and forth a few times, and then he still couldn't finish the work.

From beginning to end, Cao Ren, who was tied back into a zongzi, watched from the side, and finally, Cao Xing came over to untie the rope on his body and handed him a shovel, Cao Ren's face turned green at that time, and he shouted: "Shi can not be killed!" Kill me! ”

Cao Xuan explained: "This is not in a hurry, you dig the pit first, otherwise there is no place to bury it." ”

Cao Ren thought about it, these years the soldiers are all in charge of killing and burying, although digging a pit by himself and mixing it with a little cold, it's better than abandoning the corpse in the wilderness, right? So, he also began to dig a pit. Halfway through the digging of the pit, Lu Chen came, saying that his digging of the pit at the gate of the camp was a shameless act of destroying the road, so Cao Ren filled the pit again. In the end, Cao Ren was ordered by Lu Chen to be hoisted to the flagpole, and a large lump of ice was stuffed in the crotch of his pants.

Cao Xing was originally going to hang Guo Jia on the flagpole, but Lu Chen did not agree, Guo Jia did not participate in this assassination, and did not have the opportunity to participate. Treating Guo Jia and Cao Ren was originally a double standard, it was the servant who was guarding Cao Xing, and it was excusable that he was rebelled, while the guard Guo Jia was Lu Chen himself during the day and Cao Xing at night, the probability of rebellion was zero, and Cao Xing's loyalty to Lu Bu was higher than that of Lu Chen.

On the flagpole, the bright five-star Cao Ren fluttered in the wind.

Outside the camp gate, there was Cao Jun's horse galloping in the distance.

On the ground, Lu Chen lay on the carriage and grinned and reprimanded: "Uncle Zhimou, why did you kill all the four servants?" It's too savage! It's cruel! Can you be a little humanitarian? Four living lives! You can't bear to slaughter them all? ”

Cao Xing retorted: "It was not slaughtered, it was buried alive." ”

"Uh......" Lu Chen wanted to jump up and kick Cao sex, but his butt hurt too much, so he had to snort angrily: "Brutal!" Stupidity! Can't you use your brain? Four people! Eight legs! Two mules on top! How nice it is to cut out your tongue and ears to pull a cart! When you go to Hanoi for more than 1,000 miles, we don't have many livestock, and you killed those animals. Shame on waste! Shameful! ”

Guo Jia hesitated, those words that persuaded Lu Chen to put Cao Ren down, he was not ready to say it, it was good to let Cao Ren hang up, at least it was better than cutting off his tongue and ears for livestock.

"Xiao Jun is benevolent! Something is wrong. Cao Xuan lowered his head, saying that he was indeed not diligent and thrifty enough.

Knowing that mistakes can be corrected is a good child, Lu Chen no longer counts Cao Xing, using people as mules is just a disgusting Guo Jia's idea, Lu Chen's original intention is just to hang those four guys on the flagpole, that's all. For Cao Xing to kill them, Lu Chen was still a little reluctant, feeling uncomfortable, Lu Chen was lying on the open-top carriage basking in the sun.

The so-called open-top carriage is actually a wooden cart used to tow heavy loads, and several mothers are ready to contribute their carriages, but Lu Chen hurts his buttocks and can't sit down, so it is still suitable for the carriage.

Cao Xing stood by the carriage and guarded inch by inch, after the assassination, he discussed it with Zhang Liao, Zhang Liao led the army, he protected Xiao Junhou inch by inch, Jun Hou has been captured, Xiao Junhou must not have another accident.

The sun was good this afternoon, warm and comfortable, but Lu Chen didn't have the heart to enjoy it, he squinted his eyes and stared at Cao Juntan outside the gate and ran back and forth more than a dozen times, finally in a better mood, Cao Cao should be in a hurry, right?

The injury on his buttocks was a bit embarrassing, but it came at the right time, Lu Chen experienced the test of life and death of the Three Kingdoms for the first time. It made Lu Chen sober up a lot and think about a problem clearly. He is not useless, and more than 1,800 years of insight and knowledge are still useful, at least he easily saw through the tricks of those servants, and easily caught Guo Jia Caoren, which made him feel that he should be more confident.

Although he can't compare with these cattle people of the Three Kingdoms in terms of talent and resourcefulness, he also has his own unique advantages.

It was obvious that Cao Cao wanted to delay time, Lu Chen was at a loss before, but now, he had a countermeasure. This countermeasure was very simple, be ruthless and be confident, so Cao Ren was hung on the flagpole, making Cao Cao anxious and forcing him to make a decision immediately. If Cao Cao is still unmoved, Lu Chen doesn't mind making some concessions and returning Cao Ren to Cao Cao in batches, sending an ear on the first day and an arm on the second day, which can also be sent for more than ten days, and the time is still quite generous, enough for Cao Cao to think clearly.

Cao Cao's people hadn't come yet, Liu Bei came first, and Lu Chen was a little confused.

Liu Bei didn't enter Lu Chen's camp, this is a guy who is afraid of death, with Cao Ren's unlucky bastard Zhuyu in front, he definitely didn't dare to come in, and sent someone to ask Zhang Liao to go out to talk from afar.

Lu Chen didn't plan to see Liu Bei, the big-eared thief either came to persuade him to surrender or to fight the autumn wind, and Zhang Liao naturally wouldn't go.