Chapter 8: Fooling the Big-Eared Thief

Lu Chen didn't have any good feelings for Liu Bei, he was like this before he crossed over and became Lu Bu's son, the reason is very simple, this guy has buried too many heroes, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Zhuge , Pang Tong, Huang Zhong, Xu Shu, Ma Chao, Jiang Wei, Wei Yan and so on. In Lu Chen's opinion, many people should not defect to Liu Bei, of course, this is just Lu Chen's personal opinion. At least Lu Chen thinks that Ma Chao should not defect to Liu Bei, even if he goes west to the north, it is not a way out, you must know that Ma Chao is the god of war in the eyes of the Qiang people in the west, and he can become a prince in the north to collect the Hetao Yunzhong, how can he take refuge in Liu Bei, it is simply ......

His thoughts stopped here, and Lu Chen suddenly stood up from the carriage, his face was very strange, and he said even stranger words in his mouth: "The Nine Plains Hetao in the Clouds...... Daddy's hometown! Xianbei, the Huns, a bunch of savages......"

Sometimes inspiration comes so suddenly, and Lu Chen finally thought of where the way out was. He knew that even if he went to Hanoi, it would not be safe, before the battle of Guandu, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao would fight for it, where could Zhang Yang defend it? This is the question that has been bothering Lu Chen for the past two days. Now, the sudden arrival of the ecstasy knife and Liu Bei actually made Lu Chen realize a path.

Lu Zhan looked at Lu Chen worriedly, for fear that Xiao Junhou would become a fool again.

Cao Xing himself is a second fool, and he answered: "Xianbei and Xiongnu women are good, with blue eyes and big breasts, and a round buttocks...... It's just that the smell is too heavy, and it's easy to choke when doing things. ”

Lu Chen smiled: "Go, accompany me to see Liu Bei, I want to make a deal with him." ”

Cao Xing: "What kind of business?" ”

"Give Liu Bei 10,000 war horses to ride, and exchange us for riding blue-eyed foreign women in the north."

"Where do we get 10,000 war horses?"

Lu Chen was arrogant: "Ten thousand war horses? It's in the master's mouth! ”

Liu Bei brought not many people, three horses in front, Liu Bei was in the center, Guan Yu was on the left, Jian Yong was on the right, and Zhang Fei led a hundred and ten cavalry behind him.

After waiting for a long time, Zhang Liao didn't come out, and he didn't even see a figure, which was an insult to Liu Bei, who thought he had royal blood. The so-called lord humiliated the death of his ministers, Jian Yong was furious, claiming that he would protest strictly, severely condemn him, and scold the other party to the point of incompleteness. Zhang Fei was furious and shouted that he would lead his troops to kill him and kill him without leaving a piece of armor. Guan Yu was also angry, saying that he wanted to break into the camp alone, and Ti Lu Chen's head came out.

It can be seen that Guan Yu is still much better than Zhang Fei, Jian Yong? That's from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Just when Liu Bei's old face couldn't hang up, a broken carriage creaked out of the gate, followed by a team of tiger and wolf cavalry, and the leader was Cao Xing. Regardless of the combat strength of the cavalry, just in terms of the quality of the war horses, Zhang Fei felt that he was leading a group of donkeys riding, or a group of people running with donkeys.

Finding that it was not Zhang Liao who was in charge on the other side, it was really Lu Chen, a fool, although Liu Bei was surprised, but also surprised, he felt that it should be easy to deal with a fool.

When Lu Chen proposed that the troops of both sides retreat and the leaders meet alone, Liu Bei was willing to accept it. But Lu Chen asked Guan Yu to retreat again, and dismounted, and turned his back to Lu Chen, which made Liu Bei a little incomprehensible, but he still did so. Since it wasn't Zhang Liao who came, Guan Yu wouldn't be of much use here

For Lu Chen, it was already very risky to not ask Guan Yu to throw away the weapon and go home directly, if this guy went crazy and rushed over alone, Lu Chen's life who was stabbed in the ass would be explained. It's not too outrageous to ask Guan Yu to get off the horse and turn his back, after all, the second brother is too demonic, and the guy who can enjoy thousands of years of incense in the future world can be an ordinary person? Among the generals in the Three Kingdoms era, it was not Guan Erye who beheaded the most, but the generals he killed were of the highest quality, and they were usually slashed with one sword.

The two armies were separated by hundreds of paces, and the meeting place was naturally in the middle. Liu Bei came on foot with Jian Yong, and Lu Zhan led the horse and dragged Lu Chen over.

As soon as they met, Liu Bei was very sloppy and counted Lu Chen, of course, the "crimes" were all Lu Bu's, what ungrateful, cruel and unkind, in short, it sounded very reasonable.

"Your uncle! Shut up. Lu Chen yawned and roared.

Liu Bei's face suddenly turned red, Jian Yong was furious, his face was red, and he was brewing a nirvana-strongly condemned.

Lu Chen continued: "You and I have already fought for Xuzhou, and I don't need to give you a good face, don't talk to me about any etiquette, Lao Tzu's butt hurts now, and I don't want to hear it." Long story short, Liu Da'er, I came to see you to make a deal with you, I will give you 10,000 elite iron horses, in exchange for a few words for you. ”

Where did Liu Bei suffer such humiliation? He was about to get angry, but when he heard 10,000 elite riders, he was stunned, speechless, and his eyes were a little suspicious.

Before Jian Yong's nirvana was released, he was crushed to slag by 10,000 grass and mud horses.

Lu Chen said: "Think I can't give you 10,000 war horses?" ”

Liu Bei's heart was itchy, but he couldn't wipe his face, and snorted coldly: "The dog who lost his family, dare to speak wildly? ”

"There are two kinds of mourning dogs, one wanders thousands of miles to eat meat, and it will turn into a wolf. The other changes the owner and continues to eat, it will always be a dog. Cao Bald doesn't give you enough benefits, right? Otherwise, you wouldn't have made this trip. ”

"Shaft, defile my ears and eyes!"

"Filthy sister! Speak well, don't pretend to be a cultural person, you are just a straw sandal, what kind of awesome are you pretending? To get to the point, I don't have 10,000 war horses now, but I have a way for you to get 10,000 war horses without spending a gold and half a silver, and a way for you to easily train 10,000 cavalrymen who can ride and shoot. In a word, to be or not to, if you don't want me, I'll go back, my ass really hurts. ”

"You, you ......"

"Alright, bye-bye! Pretending to be an addicted guy. Lu Chen gave Liu Bei a blank look and told Lu Zhan to drive back to the camp.

"Wait! What are the requirements of the virtuous nephew? ”

A layer of sweat broke out on Liu Bei's forehead and stopped Lu Chen. Face or something for Liu Bei, where is it important to have soldiers and horses? The Central Plains lacks horses and knights, and Liu Bei's desire for cavalry is no longer a day or two, so when he hears about 10,000 war horses, he can't help but stir in his heart, and what surprises him even more is the method of training 10,000 cavalrymen who can ride and shoot. Lu Bu started by training cavalry, perhaps, Lu Chen really knows something? But I don't know what this fool wants. In addition, Liu Bei was also a little shocked, Lu Chen, a little fool, he had seen it before, why did he change so much now? It's still a bit crazy, but ......

Lu Chen rolled his eyes, and now he has changed his name to Virtuous Nephew? A slut is hypocrisy! He said: "What I want is very simple, as long as you speak ill of my father in front of Cao Cao." ”

Liu Bei: "Bei is a righteous man and a gentleman, how can he be behind the right and wrong?" ”

"Ahh You've said quite a bit and thought I didn't know? He also encouraged Cao Cao to kill my father, right? Don't deny it, Cao Cao sued me yesterday. I don't blame you, just keep talking. ”

"I'm not one of those people."

"Remove the word 'such' and I'll believe you. Don't pretend! I gave you horses and gave you a way to train cavalry, just to change my father and son's way of life. ”

"Hmm......"

"You just need to tell Cao Cao that Zhang Liao is in charge here, and Zhang Liao did everything in a qiē way, I'm just a fool who only knows how to drool all day long, and to put it bluntly, it's a waste. Then you want Cao Cao to kill my father, he is afraid of Guo Jia and Cao Ren's lives, and you will naturally refrain from complying, and then you will give Cao Cao an opinion, and ask Cao Cao to help me get an official position for my father, exile him to the north, and guard the five plains for the imperial court. ”

"Gohara?" Liu Bei's eyes narrowed, "Since the Yellow Turban Rebellion, the Central Plains has been in turmoil, and the northern aliens have taken the opportunity to invade. ”

Lu Chen smiled: "You don't care about this, just ask Cao Cao to help my father get an official position in the area of Wuyuan Yanmen, and it is best to let the general Yuan Shao use the seal and admit it." I just want to find an official position for my father. In addition, I want to exchange Cao Ren for Gongtai and Xiaogong's two uncles. ”

Liu Bei thought for a moment and drove Lu Bu to the north, Cao Cao was relieved, he was also relieved, and said: "Bei can help with the item, but the 10,000 war horses ......."

Lu Chen said: "When we go to Wuyuan, is 10,000 war horses still a problem?" I'll give you as much as you want. "The last thing the Loop lacks is horses.

Liu Bei almost rolled his eyes in anger.

Lu Chen said again: "Don't worry, my father is injured, and I am a useless person, and when we go to the north, it is estimated that there will be few wars." I have an ideal, sell horses. In the future, you will be given 2,000 high-quality war horses for free every year, and 10,000 for five years. I can understand your suspicions, but I have a way to turn the hundred horseback infantry behind you into an elite cavalry capable of riding and shooting in a month, and I am sure you will not refuse. ”

Liu Bei didn't speak, Lu Chen asked someone to bring a war horse to Liu Bei to see, Liu Bei didn't find anything special, and under Lu Chen's reminder, he found that there were stirrups on both sides of this war horse.

This is Lu Chen's secret weapon, the war horses of the Eastern Han Dynasty do not have double stirrups, there is only one stirrup for horses, the stirrups are very large, and they can't be stepped on after getting on the horse, Lu Chen just took two big stirrups to shorten the rope, and hung one on both sides of the saddle.

Liu Bei still didn't quite understand, and Lu Chen didn't say much, so he let Liu Bei ride on the war horse, and walked around a few laps with his feet in the stirrups, and then Liu Bei was reluctant to get off the horse. He was obviously aware of the magical effect of the double stirrups, and with a place to borrow strength, it was much easier to train in horsemanship, and riding and archery was no longer a secret skill that only a few elites could have, and the soldiers in the battle formation were not easy to be rushed off their horses. The double stirrup is an extremely simple invention that doubles the combat power of cavalry.

Liu Bei rode a war horse and galloped back and forth, occasionally putting on a few difficult moves, and even hiding in the stirrups could be self-taught, really bullish, and he was not afraid of flashing his old waist. In the distance, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were terrified, and occasionally applauded, but they didn't know when the eldest brother's riding skills became so superb, could it be that Mrs. Gan practiced it?

"How?"

Lu Chen lay on the carriage and looked at Liu Bei who had just dismounted.

"Wonderful! It was a great help for the cavalry. Liu Bei's face was excited, but he tried to maintain a calm complexion, "But such a simple thing, I'm afraid it's not enough." ”

Lu Chen knew that the big-eared thief had a big appetite, so he said: "Although Xuande Gong is stupid, he always loses more and wins less in battles, but he can be regarded as a battle-hardened battle. ”

Liu Bei's face was not very good-looking.

Lu Chen continued: "I guess you also know that after a hard battle, many war horses will be pierced by weapons, and the damage of war horses is often stricter than that of knights, and besides, there is a shortage of horses in the Central Plains, and horses are extremely expensive. I have a way to make the war horse not afraid of the soldiers, and it's okay to keep the war horse charging with the blade, just like the double stirrups, the reason is very simple, but I don't know if Xuande Gong wants it or not. ”

Liu Bei's nose was smoking, and he said, "Really? ”

"Of course it's true, and it's as simple as it gets. However, I'm afraid it's not enough, I said it, and Xuan Degong may not be able to help me...... It's better not to say it. ”

"You said, although Bei and Wen Hou have a grudge, but Bei is not a person who fell into the well, and he will definitely help. There are still 10,000 war horses that cannot be missing. ”

"Regarding your character, I can only hehe. Therefore, I will wait for Cao Cao to open the passage for my department to go west and return to the two uncles Wen Yuan and Xiaogong before I will write to you to tell you about this method, otherwise I will not talk about it. ”

Liu Bei groaned, although it sounded weird to be able to let the horse's hooves step on the sword soldiers at will without getting hurt, but the double stirrups gave him too much shock, and he believed that Lu Chen really had a way.