Chapter 59: Four Questions
Pang Tong yawned, almost rolled off the horse, his body trembled, and said, "Tong is here to ask Xiao Junhou four questions." β
Four questions? Lu Chen knew that there was a play, no matter why Pang Tong would chase after him in person, at least he opened his mouth to ask a question, which showed that he had the intention of taking refuge, and the key was to see if he could answer the question. Lu Chen only thought that this was a teaching test, and it should be torture such as governing the country and leveling the world, so before Pang Tong could ask, Lu Chen's brain was already spinning rapidly, frantically recalling some of the great truths that he had heard in later generations to fool people, all of which were brilliant avenues such as water can carry boats and cook porridge.
Lu Chen calmly put on a posture, and said in his heart, "Look, come with me?" Too young, too simple! Later generations have watched all kinds of big truths on TV, and Lao Tzu has seen pigs run! He said, "I don't know what Brother Shiyuan asked? β
Pang Tong stretched out a finger and said, "First, dare to ask Xiao Junhou, how to take out the divine object from the bitter flint, and it can be blasted like thunder?" β
The Xuanlong Cloud Chasing Beast under his crotch took a step back in shock, staggered under his feet, and Lu Chen was furious: "Xiao Luo, don't make trouble!" β
In fact, it was not that the Xuanlong Cloud Chasing Beast was unstable under his feet, but that Lu Chen on horseback almost fell down, Xiao Luo felt that his master was unstable, and adjusted his body shape to control his balance, so after being scolded, Xiao Luo showed a slightly aggrieved expression with a mouthful of buckteeth.
Never imagined, never imagined! Pang Tong asked not about the military strategy, but about gunpowder, Lu Chenxin said, will I sue you, is this a trick that Lao Tzu learned when he visited the forum? In fact, the speed of information dissemination in this era is very slow, but for the children of the family, they have their own information channels, so they can know their true appearance for many things, especially the core children of the great family.
"This thing is called the Wrath of the Gods, it is the Demon Realm Dragon......" Lu Chen opened his mouth to talk nonsense, Pang Tong's face was even uglier, so ugly that it was earth-shattering, Lu Chen couldn't bear to look at it directly, so he had to change his words, "Ahem...... Fack! So, It's the secret method I got from Taoist alchemy, and Chen improved it slightly. β
The answer was perfunctory, but Pang Tong nodded, stretched out two fingers, and asked: "Second, you humiliated Cao Zixiao twice, he hated you to the bone, why didn't you kill Cao Ren?" β
Lu Chen jumped off the horse directly, and it was safer to dismount and talk to Pang Tong, otherwise he would be shocked down, what did this kid ask? Do you dare to go a little more out of the way?
Pang Tong also rolled off the horse, and Lu Chen realized that the war horses of him and his servants were also two stirrups, obviously as a family, their news was too well-informed. However, Rao is like this, Pang Tong's legs are also a little forked, and it is obvious that he has worn out his crotch from riding a horse for too long.
Lu Chen was distracted for a moment, and thought to himself, is it any wonder that those nomadic people have underdeveloped populations, could it be that they are old horse-riders who have been ground into dysfunction?
After the distraction ended, Lu Chen replied: "Cao Zixiao is like a god with soldiers, such a good general, Chen can't bear to kill him, and only looks forward to a duel with him in the future!" β
Hawkers, that is to say, Cao Ren is stupid, kill him, I am afraid that I will not be able to make trouble if I change to a smart person, so it is a good thing to let him live.
Pang Tong nodded in understanding, and then stretched out three fingers: "Fourth, uh, fourth...... Your war horse is a bloody horse? β
Lu Chen was dumbfounded, pointed to Pang Tong's fat hand, and said in shock: "Shouldn't it be three?" β
Pang Tong sighed indifferently and stretched out another finger: "That's right." Fourth, the war horse under Xiaojun's crotch is a Dawan horse in the Western Regions? β
Is it okay to just skip the third? Next Olympics! Although you don't look very regular, you can be regarded as a celebrity! Can you be stricter! How can thinking be so peculiar? Is it to be the same as the sword that looks?
Lu Chen saw sweat on his forehead, and he couldn't complain, so he had to nod: "Yes!" β
"Hmm!" Pang Tong frowned, nodded deeply, then straightened his clothes, and arched his hand weakly, "Xie Xiaojun is really talented, he has his own strategy in his chest, and he is kind-hearted and has the world in his heart, so he ...... It is indeed the image of a benevolent king. I wish to follow Xiao Jun Hou before and after the saddle, I don't know if Xiao Jun Hou is willing to be rewarded in the next official position? β
"Forehead ......"
Lu Chen's hand scratched his hips behind his back, his IQ of two hundred and five divided by two actually couldn't react, what was the swelling? It doesn't matter if four questions become three, it's as if your physical education teacher eloped with the art teacher and didn't teach your math well, but these three questions have something to do with the image of the benevolent monarch of the world? Pang Tong, do you dare not to be so coquettish? I can't understand it!
Lu Chen squinted his eyes and said, "Are you really Pang Tong?" β
Pang Tong showed a bright smile like warding off evil spirits, and his mouth was full of yellow teeth: "Pang Shiyuan of the Pang family in Jingzhou is here." If it is fake, it will be replaced. β
Then, there was no then, Lu Chen didn't want to talk to him anymore, it was so brain-consuming!
Lu Chen promised Pang Tong to follow him, and said that he would make him a big official. Suddenly, Lu Chen thought that most of the celebrities were mavericks, probably this Pang Tong was the same, although the question just now was a little brainless, but Pang Tong's talent was probably not fake. Cao Cao also learned from Zhou Gong to meet Dacai without wearing shoes, so he thought of leading the horse to fall, so Lu Chen went to lead the horse to Pang Tong and let him get on the horse.
Pang Tong looked frightened and shook his head violently: "Do you have an ox cart?" Riding a horse is too hard, and I have to fall down three to five times a day, not to mention that it affects my speed, and it hurts. Oh, by the way, Hua Tuo, a famous doctor who is also in your army, can you let him come and help me take a look, I have fallen a lot, and my brain is not very good lately, and I am groggy. β
Hua Tuo had already followed Chen Gong to Yanmen, to treat those homeless people who had been freezing and starving for a winter, and a good health could ensure that they could grow food well.
Therefore, Pang Tong was not able to be treated by a famous doctor, but Lu Chen still personally brought him a carriage, which was Lu Qi's, anyway, Lu Qi didn't ride a carriage and rode a war horse all day long, or went to Lu Bu's carriage to be coquettish.
Pang Tong got into the carriage, and his own servants drove the carriage to follow Lu Chen's family team. Pang Tong instructed a servant: "If you go back and tell Uncle SΓΉ, you will say that Xiaojun Hou's four questions and answers are fluent, which has won my heart, so I will stay, so that he does not have to worry." When the servant had received the order, he rode south.
Lu Chen took some five baht to reward the Hun cavalry who came to pursue, then followed into the carriage and whispered to Pang Tong: "You only asked four questions just now. β
"Oh, really?" Pang Tong lay drowsy in the carriage and said, "What did I ask?" β
Lu Chen: "Uh......"
Pang Tong said in a daze: "I was going to ask you four questions, but on the way here, I heard a lot of things about your department, and I already know the answers to these questions, plus I have been chasing on horseback for many days, I am too tired, so I asked a few casually, I just want to rest early." Then Pang Tong took out a piece of silk cloth from his body, threw it to Lu Chen, and said, "This is the question my uncle asked me to ask you." With that, Pang Tong snored and fell asleep with the speed of the jingle of the bell.
Lu Chen took the silk cloth and opened it, only to see four lines of text listed on it:
First, why not let Cao Cao cut the land of Xuzhou to stand on his own, but to go north to the border.
Second, whether or not to respect the orthodoxy of the Han Dynasty.
Third, what is the opinion of the dispute between Yuan Shao and Cao Cao in the north?
Fourth, how to look at the family.