Chapter 65: A Farce
Zhang Yan's three-way army gathered in the southwest of Zhuo County, Gongsun Xu's confidence suddenly increased, and the army was about to march south.
Gongsun Xu is called Gongsun Xu but not Gongsun Shang, so he is not a straw bag, as the eldest son, he is often mentioned by Gongsun Zhan for some experience, but he has some skills and patterns, and his vision is also good.
Prior to this, Gongsun Xu first met with Zhang Fang and Lu Chen respectively, and talked in detail about the reward after the rescue, after all, the king of Hades was not a hungry soldier. As soon as he opened his mouth, Gongsun Xu promised, and when the siege of Yijing was relieved, he would give Lu Chen 3,000 war horses, but Lu Chen did not agree, but asked for 1,000 cattle. It's not that Lu Chen doesn't lack war horses, but what he lacks most now is cattle, of course, not because he wants to eat beef, but for plowing the field, well, eat it after plowing the field...... The most important reason is that Lu Chen is backed by the Xiongnu Xianbei, and there is no shortage of horses if he lacks anything. Gongsun continued to think about it, and agreed, ploughing cattle are slightly more expensive than ordinary war horses, but they are not much more expensive, so he has earned it.
Negotiating the conditions means that Zhang Yan and Lu Chen's subordinates will obey Gongsun Xu's orders, and then the big tent will be discussed. Before the opening of the big tent to discuss the army, this is not formalism, but it is really necessary, especially this is still a coalition army, and it is more necessary to unify thinking and work together.
Early the next morning, Lu Chen took Gao Shun, Cao Xing and Pang Tong and went to Gongsun Xu to discuss the army.
This time, the people of the council were huge, and the relationship between them seemed to be a little awkward, so the atmosphere was not warm, let alone peaceful, and even before Lu Chen sat down, someone threatened to kill him.
But there was a boy who looked like a general, and when he saw Lu Chen, he burst into shouting: "Lu Chen's child, take your life!" β
He deliberately screamed like that, so as to give the people around him time to react and let them stop him, so he borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and said very unsatisfied that he would focus on the overall situation, and now he would not seek revenge on Lu Chen, and wait until he saved Gongsun Zhan.
In fact, the truth is that this guy was still scolding and swearing to kill Lu Chen to avenge his companions at the beginning, but just now he saw Lu Chen, who was wearing a red robe in a coquettish battle armor, enter the tent, and visually inspected the block of Lu Chen's almost broken tent, he suddenly tightened his chrysanthemums, for fear that if he rushed over, he would be accidentally trampled to death by Lu Chen, and when the time came, he was afraid that he would die ugly, so he was already afraid.
Cao Xing, the animal, didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, choked and pulled out his waist knife, and shouted: "That little short leg!" Roll out mellow and watch Grandpa cut you into a stick and plant it in a pot! βγ
It's not that Cao Xuan wants to be ruthless, it's really that the last time he attacked Lu Chen, he frightened him, although now he is nominally leading troops, he stubbornly believes that he is also shouldering the duties of a bodyguard. Cao Xing's black face, small eyes, and beard are sparse, and he looks ordinary and has some looped legs, he really can't support the faΓ§ade, and the other party is naturally not afraid of him, so he also draws a knife and scolds angrily, you come and go.
The little short-legged child was a seventeen or eighteen-year-old young calf, who followed Zhang Yan's son Zhang Fang, and seemed to have a high status in the Montenegrin Army.
Lu Chen didn't know this little short-legged man jumping around, and he said in his heart, could it be that all traversers have the ability to taunt inherently? For Mao Laozi, everywhere he goes, passers-by jump out and want to kill me? Waiting for me to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger and force me to slap my face piapia to show people? This is not scientific!
Even, Lu Chen thought mockingly, just with your small body that is only enough to play gymnastics in the next life, why do you argue with a handsome pot with a bull's head and physique like Lao Tzu? Do you still want to jump up and hit me in the knee?
Later, after learning the identity of that person, Lu Chen was relieved, it turned out that the person was Zhang Fang's deputy general, named Bai Ping. This Bai Ping is the son of Bai Huan, the yellow turban general who was set on fire by Lu Chen when he was in the Black Nest, and of course he should be avenged if he has this relationship.
That Bai Ping was short and sharp, and his eyes were bright...... Uh, well, to put it in layman's terms, the limbs are short, there is no neck, no waist and buttocks are long on the back, and looking at his figure, you can know that he is the type who saves fabric alive and saves space when he dies.
Lu Chen didn't pay attention to this kind of goods at all, he just talked to Pang Tong, who had a black eye circle and a bloody face, and discussed confidential matters: "Brother Shiyuan, don't get too close to my sister in the future, she has violent tendencies." Besides, which woman suddenly saw the ghost and didn't scratch on the two? The woman is a cat. β
Pang Tong was very aggrieved: "Tong just asked her if she had eaten breakfast, maybe, maybe...... It came out too suddenly...... But she turned out to be ......"
Lu Chen suddenly asked, "Does Brother Shiyuan have a wife?" β
"One wife and two concubines, both in Nanyang."
"Oh, I'm relieved that morning, I'm just such a sister."
Pang Tong was stunned, his eyes were slightly worried, and he suddenly seemed to understand something.
Over there, Cao He and Bai Ping were still fighting with each other, Gao Shun couldn't hold it, and later, he probably felt that the opponent was too low-level, and Cao Xuan didn't want to play anymore, so he was obviously perfunctory. No matter what Bai Ping said, Cao Xuan finally replied in one sentence: "Dead dwarf, get here!" Grandpa squatted on the ground and played tricks with you. β
The protagonist Sun Xu held back a laugh and came out to play a round game, and he was shaking when he walked, just like a vibration, and under his very unprofessional reconciliation, the two sides stopped a little.
The little short-legged Bai Ping glared at Lu Chen viciously and said cruelly: "Lu Chen, you wait for me!" One day, I will sacrifice my Father's Spirit in heaven with your head. If you break this oath, let me thunder in the sky......"
"Let's play with the mud!"
Lu Chen didn't raise his head and continued to talk nonsense with Pang Tong.
"I, I, I...... You, you, you ......"
Bai Ping was so angry that he almost couldn't get up in one breath, and he suffocated to death. Normally, he should raise a knife to kill the blood splashed five steps to show the blood of the man, but he didn't, or didn't dare, probably because the knife was longer than a human and he didn't play well. In short, he was stopped, and Lu Chen also called Cao Xuan back, and silently made up for it: "Zhimou, you usually look for dog meat, it turns out that you know how to bark dogs, talent." Cao Xuan said ashamedly: "I can understand a little bit, but it needs to be improved." β
From beginning to end, Zhang Fangduan sat in his place, without movement or speaking, but he occasionally glanced at Lu Chen, obviously his eyes did not convey kindness.
And Gongsun Shang, who was empty-eyed, was sitting next to Zhang Fang, and it seemed that the relationship was quite good, but this thing looked contemptuous, and it was clear that it was for Lu Chen to see.
Lu Chen thought about it, it seemed that he didn't have any holidays with Zhang Fang and Gongsun Shang, so he was also a little suspicious, was it just because he burned Bai Huan? Perhaps, there is also a slash to kill the Gu?
With the intervention of Gongsun Xu, this farce ended like this. However, it is obvious that the matter will not end like this, but it was inserted by Gongsun Xu strongly, and it was labeled as unfinished. From this, Lu Chen knew that there might be some extra trouble in rescuing Gongsun Chan this time, of course, in the eyes of Lu Chen, who is now full of confidence, this is just trouble, not a danger, it's just a big deal to be punched in the knee. Lu Bu fought with the Montenegrin Army in his early years, the Montenegrin Army was desolate by Lu Bu, and Lu Chen debuted for a short time, but he didn't toss them less, so this beam has been formed a long time ago and can't be untied.
Compared with the farce in the front, there are no bright spots in the process of the military negotiation in the back. Zhang Fang and Bai Ping led the Yellow Turban cavalry, and Gongsun continued to lead the Wuhuan cavalry, and together with Zhang Fang, they went south to Gu'an to join Zhang Yan's army, while Gongsun Shang was responsible for escorting grain and grass baggage.
The task of Lu Chen's department is the simplest - after the break, it is for the baggage team to break off.
After hearing such an arrangement, Cao Xing was furious on the spot: "After the break? After a broken bird? Behind is your Guangyang County, where is the enemy? There are 800 tigers in my department, and 200 are all tigers and wolves, and you actually let Lao Tzu break off...... Ouch ......"
Gao Shun kicked Cao Xuan in the face, Cao Xing stalked his neck and stopped talking, he still had to listen to Gao Shun's words.
And so it was settled.
Bai Ping's eyes were fierce when he left, but there was fear in the depths of his eyes. Zhang Fang, on the other hand, was much calmer, a little moody.
Gongsun Shang smiled cheaply, as if he was saying to Lu Chen and the others: "Lao Tzu is in charge of the baggage army, you are under Lao Tzu's control, and you will look good when the time comes!" β
Lu Chenli ignored this idiot, Gongsun Shang is a biao, your father is about to be exploded, do you still have the heart to fight? Looking at Gongsun Shang's bright smile like a chrysanthemum, Lu Chen naturally hummed Dong Chou's song - Chrysanthemum Remnant.
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