Chapter Seventy-Six: Gunpowder Is Such a Good Thing

Also stunned were Su You and a group of turtle soldiers on the other side, who looked at Wen Chou's broken war horse in shock or horror.

The audience was silent, and the pin drop could be heard.

"Assault of the whole army!" Cao Xuan burst into a shout, and at the same time let go of the bowstring in his hand.

Whoosh -

Feathered arrows flew out of the air.

Peck.

There was a dull sound.

Wen Chou, who had just stood up, was stunned, but was shot in the ass by an arrow and jumped up in pain. Put a cold arrow on the opposite side? It's so fucking immoral! Wen Chou was about to turn around and scold, but when he saw the other party's five hundred light horsemen rushing over, the shouts shook the sky, and he was so shocked that he swallowed his saliva and was speechless.

"Withdraw! Remove! Remove! ”

Su You shouted, got on his war horse and turned around and ran.

The soldiers of the Yuan army reacted faster than Su You, and they had already run dozens of steps. However, when they woke up from the sound of the explosion, they saw that the main general Wen Chou was hit by an arrow, and they were immediately frightened, and some people shouted that the other party knew how to use demons, so the soldiers who didn't want to be blown in two like the war horse lost their weapons and ran.

This time, the "fraudulent surrender" seems to be quite successful! Meow!

Su You thought with a bitter face, but he didn't expect that he would be a prophecy, and Wen Chou's goods were bound to be captured alive! The war horse is dead, and he has been hit by an arrow in the ass, so he can't run away even if he wants to, right? Su You didn't know whether to be happy or worried about this "outstanding" fraudulent surrender, but he didn't send soldiers to rescue Wen Chou, because ...... He forgot, after running a long distance, he remembered that in fact, Wen Chou just now could still be "rescued" again.

"Kill—"

Five hundred light horsemen roared and drove away the rout on the opposite side, but they did not rush into the formation, they were light horsemen not iron horses, and they had their own good way of attacking - riding and shooting.

The cavalry fired arrows at the crowded area, and suddenly the arrows rained down, and people kept falling from their arrows.

Without chasing far, the light cavalry stopped, which was a predetermined tactic, and it was only necessary to crush the enemy. They began to collect arrows, after all, arrows are very valuable, most arrows only need to be picked up from the ground, but arrows shot into the enemy's body are not easy to get. Why is it so bad? Because some of them would get stuck in the bones and it would be difficult to pull them out, the cavalrymen could only dismount, step on each other, and hold the shafts of the arrows with both hands and pull them out.

For a while, wailing was all over the field, and it was all the movement of pulling arrows.

Lu Chen got off the horse and rested on the dirt slope next to him, he was very tired from fighting with Wen Chou for so long, that thing was indeed very capable of fighting! Hearing the wailing, Lu Chen couldn't bear it slightly, and called Cao Xing: "Don't be so cruel, listen, how uncomfortable is it?" The enemy is also human! Be friendly. ”

Cao Xing said: "Then what should I do?" Don't want the arrows? Zhang Yan didn't give us many arrows. ”

"Tsk! You need to know how to be flexible when you encounter problems! The wounded enemy screams so badly, you can't bear it? Lu Chen sighed, "Take a rag and plug their mouths, and then pull out the arrow!" Such a multi-humanization? ”

"Oh! Xiao Junhou is really kind-hearted. "Cao Xing was happy, and he ran away.

Kind-hearted? Your second uncle!

Pang Tong, who had just come over, twitched his face, wouldn't it be cruel to plug people's mouths? Cover your ears and steal the bell! Of course he didn't know what Lu Chen said strangely, in fact, he was just afraid that those wounded soldiers would bite off their tongues when they screamed, and after pulling out the arrows, it would be better to give them some gold sore medicine, so they couldn't let them run around with arrows all the time, right? Besides, for the light cavalry who mainly rode and archery, arrows are really precious, and it is really a waste to let them insert them as decorations.

Lu Chen didn't want to take prisoners, and after distributing some gold sore medicine to the wounded soldiers, Lu Chen drove them away. Get out! I don't care about the food! Wen Chou's ass was blown up, and then he was shot with an arrow, and he couldn't leave, not to mention, Lu Chen didn't plan to let him go now, so he stayed for the time being.

When a soldier dragged Wen Chou, who had his hands tied, over, Wen Chou also asked, "Are you really Lu Chen?" ”

Lu Chen took a wooden spoon and scooped the gold sore medicine from the bamboo tube, and made two sounds. Then, with a glance from Lu Chen, the two soldiers stripped off Wen Chou's armor and lifted off his pants and clothes, revealing a blur of flesh and blood.

Seeing the thick and slender bamboo tube, Wen Chou was furious: "I'm going to kill you...... Oh yo...... You, you, what are you going to do? Soldiers can be killed, but they can't be humiliated......"

Wen Chou was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, he just thought that Lu Chen was holding a bamboo tube and was going to do something bad to him, it was better to die! His voice had changed, like a soprano, sharp enough to cut through a person's scalp.

"Don't! Don't! Lu Chen, you animal! Don't even let go of men? Ahh......hh This bamboo tube is too big, can you change it to a smaller one? ”

Wen Chou still struggled and screamed.

"Hiccup......

Lu Chen and Pang Tong beside him retched at the same time, with strange expressions.

A soldier kicked Wen Chou in the face: "What's the fuss?" Xiao Junhou is going to give you medicine in person! ”

was kicked, Wen Chou suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, grinned, but cold sweat on his forehead kept stopping, and his old face was embarrassed. He said in his heart that he seemed to have treated others with himself just now, which didn't seem good.

Lu Chen smiled approvingly at the soldier.

As if greatly encouraged, the soldier stomped in the face again: "Where do you want to go, you filthy thing?" Just your pitted turtle, the toad wants to eat swan meat! Lu Zhan looks much better than you, can Xiao Jun take a fancy to you? ”

Lu Chen's face darkened.

At this time, Lu Zhan happened to come over, and when he heard the last sentence, he patted his ass and said: "Xiao Junhou is more handsome!" ”

Pang Tong laughed crookedly, and the ugliness of the cracked jujube was even more earth-shattering, and Lu Chen's face became even darker.

Wen Chou sighed with relief, and said in his heart, it's not that I don't know that I'm ugly, but I'm afraid that Lu Chen has a heavy taste! Don't you see the ugly thing next to him who doesn't dare to accept it every day, how close you are to him? Can I not be afraid?

"We're just a master-servant relationship." Lu Chen viciously kicked the soldier away and stepped on Wen Chou's body.

Wen Chou nodded like a chicken eating rice: "I know, I know, your master is his servant!" ”

"Yes." Lu Zhan subconsciously took a mouthful.

Feel...... It looks like it's getting darker and darker!

Lu Chen squinted his eyes and glanced at Wen Chou, then threw the bamboo tube containing the gold sore medicine to Lu Zhan, turned around and took down a clay pot bomb from a soldier's warhorse. This is not a bomb that can be burned by pulling directly, but it needs to be ignited. Lu Chen had already prepared a bomb for each soldier, a pot of tung oil, which was the capital of Yuan Shao's army.

Picking up the clay pot, Lu Chen poured gunpowder on Wen Chou's back buttocks.

"So many medicines? Thank you, little gentleman! Wen Chou looked at Lu Chen suspiciously, and began to soften. It's realistic enough to cheat to this point, but ...... Something seems wrong.

Laugh at.

Lu Chen took out a box of Xiao Meow's handmade zuò matches, lit one, and threw it on the gunpowder on Wen Chou's back.

Crash.

Flames erupted.

"Whew-"

Wen Chou groaned in ecstasy, grinning his teeth, and looked terrible.

"Isn't it better to use gunpowder like this than the gold sore medicine that Hua Tuo configured? You see, if it is burned, it will no longer bleed, it will heal quickly, and by the way, it can be disinfected. Tut! Gunpowder is such a good thing! Lu Chen clapped his hands, and he was in a particularly comfortable mood to popularize science to the soldiers.

Wen Chou lay on the ground, gasping and convulsing.

Pang Tong gave Lu Chen a look, Lu Chen nodded, and the plan to fool Wen Chou was officially launched.

(Second Update!) )