Chapter 82: The little monarch is about to break out
On the way out, Cao Xuan was sullen until he distanced himself from the enemy, and Lu Chen had the time to ask him if he was constipated, Cao Xuan said with a sad face that he was very disappointed in Lu Chen, and what about the fairy spell? Actually using a bomb to blow up the wall, it is too untechnical.
In this regard, Lu Chen couldn't cry or laugh, Lu Zhan shook the chaff on the horse, and he was secretly despising Cao Xing's IQ. Lu Chen didn't laugh at Cao Xing's simple head, this is a tenacious guy, although he is stupid, he is reliable and cute.
In fact, Cao Xing was not fooled by Lu Chen, but was teased by Pang Tong, Pang Tong has a stinky problem and likes ** people or animals. Therefore, he was scratched by Lu Qi and kicked by Lu Chen's war horse Xiao Luo.
Cao Xuan is a single-celled animal, and he doesn't have many ideas, since that day when an arrow shot the corporal Yuan lantern, he heard Pang Tong say that it was Xiaojun's witchcraft, and Cao Xuan believed it. Once, Cao Xing had heard of the demon art of the Yellow Turban Zhang Jiao would scatter beans into soldiers, so in his opinion, it is not strange that a strange person like his own Xiaojun Hou can do witchcraft, and it is strange that he can't do witchcraft, and Liu Bang will also kill the white snake. In this era when the wisdom of the people has not been opened, there are people who believe in everything, Cao Xing believes that his little monarch is the reincarnation of the gods, of course the gods can't use witchcraft, no, it should be called magic.
Later, Pang Tong, a slut, saw that Cao Xing was a little stunned, so he teased him again and again, and all kinds of strange stories made Cao Xing dumbfounded.
Lu Chen didn't stop it, and said that if this Pang Tong wrote an online novel in the later life, it should be at the level of the silkworm potato, because Pang Tong told a story that made Lu Chen creepy, he said that there was an old immortal who was demoted to the mortal ability to refine the pill in the jade pendant of Xiao Junhou......
However, Lu Chen thought optimistically that when Cao Xuan found out that he had been fooled, Pang Tong would definitely be beaten so much that he didn't even know his mother.
Although Cao Xuan has always been angry about Lu Chen's use of spells and clumsy bombs to open the way, he has not forgotten his duties, and he saw that Yuan Shao's cavalry was far behind him, so he asked: "Xiao Junhou, Yuan Shao's cavalry is entangled with us." Although they can't eat us, they can follow us closely, and it will be difficult for us to sneak up on the north gate. Why don't you lead your troops to kill them for a while and drive them away? โ
In fact, although Yuan Shao's cavalry was afraid of the kind of sweet potatoes that would explode, they did not dare to completely abandon Lu Chen's subordinates, and they were far behind them, not daring to touch them too closely.
"That's it! We are light cavalry, not heavy cavalry, don't do unprofessional work! โ
Lu Chen is very calm and calm, not calm, no, there is a Pang Tong around him who can discuss ideas, and now his plan is interlocking and orderly, not at all like in Xuzhou and Hanoi before to take a step to watch a film. This situation has long been expected, and the way to deal with it has also been solved by Pang Tong's slut.
"What then? Let them follow? In this way, the whereabouts of our troops are under their control, and if the sneak attack fails, they may even be trapped to death by the troops and horses they mobilize. Cao Xuan Chang said to Lu Chen solemnly, "Xiao Junhou, don't hide it anymore, use spells quickly!" Instantly transfer our army to the North City Tower. โ
"Okay."
Lu Chen readily agreed.
Cao Xing's eyes suddenly lit up, mother! Xiao Junhou is finally about to break out!
After a while, Lu Chen took hundreds of tiger ben into a small canyon, and in the canyon was a fir forest.
The cavalry of Yuan Shao, who followed closely, did not dare to follow up for fear of an ambush. This is a gourd-shaped canyon, that is to say, the mountain beams on both sides converge at the end, blocking the road, and the cavalry cannot cross from both sides, and the canyon mouth they enter is the only way out.
It is precisely because of this that Yuan Shao's cavalry did not dare to rush in, and the enemy suddenly ran to a dead end, how strange this matter is.
After waiting outside for a while, the partial general who led Yuan Shao's cavalry was a little uncomfortable, so he sent a few scouts to prepare to touch into the valley, but as a result, as soon as he approached, he was killed by random arrows, and when he was carried back, he was twice as heavy, and his body was full of dense arrows.
In the valley, in the woods, Lu Chen's soldiers were faintly seen walking, and the war horses were wandering, but because of the trees, they couldn't see it really, and they didn't know their specific deployment, so they didn't dare to enter rashly.
However, Yuan Shao's personal cavalry general is naturally not a fool, as early as the first time to send someone to inform the other nearby troops, he is now also deploying cavalry, blocking the exit, just waiting for the infantry to arrive, pursue in, can kill them all.
After a while, Yuan Shang arrived with three thousand elites, and when he heard that Lu Chen was blocked in the valley by his own cavalry, he laughed three times with joy, and then he was about to order the whole army of soldiers to rush in, but he was persuaded by the trial. The trial is very suspicious, in his opinion, the other party is extremely fast, it is impossible to go to the road of death, there must be a conspiracy, and it must be dangerous to enter rashly.
In the end, the opinion of the trial was to send scouts in first to see if they could figure out some of the situation, after all, the other party was already blocked inside, so there was no need to rush at all.
The cavalry general said that the opponent's archery skills were too high, and the arrows probably didn't cost money, and the scout shot fiercely as soon as he got closer, and he didn't stop until the arrows couldn't be pierced at all, and the old man was cruel, uncle, if you don't believe it, try it yourself.
In this regard, the trial is also a pain in the egg, and Lu Bu's tiger is the elite of the Han Dynasty who has guarded the north for hundreds of years, and it is indeed very strong. After a while, he came up with a way to let the scout take the shield and move it slowly inside, it didn't matter if he was slow, as long as he didn't die. In fact, the judge didn't care whether the scout died or not, what he cared about was that there was no phone in this era, and there was no way to bring back the information when people died.
So, several more scouts were selected, and by the time they put on two layers of armor and take the iron shield, eight out of ten of them had wet crotches.
The scouts scattered, felt their way along the slopes on either side, went deeper and deeper, and finally, almost all of them threw their shields and ripped their armor and ran back, bringing back the same result:
The other party set up a tent by the creek and rested, only a small number of soldiers were walking their horses, and they did not even have weapons, not even a scout sentry.
How is this possible?
So, Yuan Shang sent a pair of scouts with a wet crotch in again, and brought back the same news.
And at this time, Uncle Sun was about to go home. Although Yuan Shanghe was suspicious, with the support of intelligence, he still chose to let the soldiers rush in, release the rockets first, and then wait for them to change, or rush over in one go, or continue to encircle.
Yuan Shang led the troops to kill it, set off rockets to burn the tent, and chased and killed the soldiers walking the horses, omitting a million words here.
The last of the last.
In front of Yuan Shang, there was a row of "soldiers" with wrinkled faces.
"Where is Lu Chen? Where did the other soldiers go? Yuan Shang asked angrily, because he burned the tent and robbed the horse, but except for the dozen or so soldiers walking the horse, he saw no one else.
"What about the swollen bottom drops, greasy and tender?"
A bold "soldier" tilted his head and shouted.
Yuan Shang was stunned for a moment and asked his soldiers: "What did he say?" โ
The pro-soldier interpreted: "He said that he farmed, what are you going to do......"
Farming?
It turned out that these peasants were all taken from the side of the mountain to help walk the horses, put on military uniforms and slipped until dark to give each of them a stone valley, and said that the Yuan Shao cavalry outside was also their group, and they would kill them if they dared to steal the horses.
Yuan Shang asked where Lu Chen and the others went, and as a result, the peasant uncles spoke enthusiastically, telling him, your soldiers have already crossed the mountain beam on foot, and I heard that they went to visit the kiln, and hundreds of people are like wolves and tigers, and the girls are going to suffer.
"Poofโ"
Yuan Shang fell on his back and spurted out a mouthful of blood, Lu Chen, this one! It's shameless!
(If nothing else, the second should be after midnight, before half past zero)