Chapter 126: Eating human flesh is physical work
Wen Chou was probably played bad by Lu Chen and Pang Tong, and it wasn't his body that was broken, cough cough...... In fact, Lu Chen and Pang Tong also had no interest or sexual interest in his hairy body. Besides, if Lu Chen is a minotaur, Wen Chou is definitely the mad rhino clan among the minotaurs, and his body is so good that he is perverted, and the big bamboo tube or anything may not be able to spoil this thing. Lu Chen had just broken his wound, and Wen Chou was torn by Lu Qi's "divine hook" to see the injury of the bone, almost as good as seven, seven, eighty, eight, eight
The reason why Wen Chou was played bad is that he is talking about his psychology, and now this guy is also distorted enough to lose his illness, and after getting this evil plan, he can't wait to implement it, and he is incomparably slippery. Originally, Lu Chen also prepared a few sets of rhetoric, fooling Wen Chou, and forcing him to do this dirty and dangerous thing, who knows, this hairy man is about to smile crookedly, and his eyes even flashed a little crazy.
Lu Chen asked Wen Chou to collect and transport the grain and horse feed to the designated place for storage, and sent troops to guard it, and at the same time took back all the grain and grass that had been decentralized, and implemented a rationing system from today onwards, distributing grain and grass every day. This is tantamount to controlling the lifeline of all soldiers and horses in your hands, if you dare to disobey your orders? You don't have to fight, you'll starve to death!
This guy must have had a holiday with other generals in Yuan Shao's army, and it's not shallow! Otherwise, how can he be so good about his former "teammates" in this disaster?
Lu Chen thought so, but he didn't dwell too much on this issue, and turned around and went back to the house.
He can't wait to do something evil, ho! Sister Zhen Mi's little mouth is too tempting, and her little face is so white and tender that it makes people crazy, I can't wait to drench her little life, wow......
Zhen Mi knelt in front of the couch, folding Lu Chen's clothes, and when she heard footsteps and a wheezing sound that was heavier than the footsteps, Zhen Mi stopped, not moving, her body tense.
"Whew-hu-"
Lu Chen jumped over in two steps, grabbed Zhen Mi's weak little shoulders, lifted him to the couch, knelt down according to her, and then began to search his boxer shorts. Seems too rough? Anyway, he is also a virgin in two lifetimes, and he is still a sixteen-year-old little virgin, Lu Chen is almost crazy now, how can he care about the other party's feelings! Since the injury on Lu Chen's buttocks is not good and he can't exercise vigorously, let Sister Luo Shen move, the principle is the same.
was a little painful by Lu Chen, Zhen Mi sighed, but there was no displeasure, seeing Lu Chen's anxious appearance, he smiled charmingly, and his delicate and soft little body trembled like a goblin. Zhen Mi gritted her teeth, but she also mustered up her courage and buried her head in Lu Chen's abdomen.
"Little gentleman! Little Gentleman! Is it stewed or braised today? ”
Suddenly, an extremely discordant voice came, it was Lu Zhan's voice, and at the same time, there was the sound of creaking the door open.
"Poof......
Zhen Mi laughed so much that she fell on the floor, she was still apprehensive, but when she saw that Lu Chen couldn't do anything to her, she let go a lot, and even winked at Lu Chen defiantly, so angry that Lu Chen jumped to her feet.
"I'm cǎo!"
Lu Chen let out a low roar, and his hair exploded, piercing the sky.
I'm halfway down my pants, why are you giving me this trick? Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it either!
Lu Chen rushed out with a whimper, and at the door of the living room, with a flying kick, Lu Zhan drew a beautiful parabola and returned to the door, and rolled several times under the action of inertia, during which he also let out a miserable cry of humming and chirping.
I didn't understand why Xiao Junhou kicked himself at all, although Lu Zhan was not injured this time, he didn't dare to enter the door, he cowered and stood outside the door, very aggrieved: "Xiao Junhou, you, what's wrong with you?" ”
I can't help but be afraid that Lu Zhan is not afraid, Xiao Junhou has not gone crazy for a long time, before Xiao Junhou opened his mind, he ate two meals a day and was beaten three times, so it is inevitable that there will be psychological shadows.
After taking a few breaths, seeing Pang Tong and Cao Xuan still standing next to him, Lu Chen was slightly stunned, knowing that this was this Cao Xuan who had just returned from treatment with the two unlucky eggs, and Pang Tong was fine, he was fat enough to drag it. Lu Zhan's small body was enough to choke, and he kept his hands and wrists tied to the wooden board and fell on his chest.
Seeing Lu Zhan's injury, Lu Chen also felt a little guilty, and said, "Come in, I'm just moving my muscles and bones, you were unlucky and bumped into it." Be careful next time you walk, Xiaojun is waiting for my martial arts to be superb, you also know it. ”
10,000 grass and mud horses in my heart ran over, the ground shook and the mountains shook, this Nima blamed me for my bad luck and bumped into it? I clearly saw that you just deliberately aimed and kicked!
But so what?
Lu Zhan could only nod obediently, and slipped in with a look of shame: "I'm sorry, Xiao Junhou, I will definitely not disturb you next time." ”
"It's okay."
Although he was very angry with Lu Zhan, who came at an untimely time, the wise and martial Xiao Junhou still forgave Lu Zhan very much.
"What braised or braised braised in what?"
Lu Chen asked.
Cao Xing raised his eyebrows and gestured: "Dog meat!" There was a big black dog at the south gate, blocking the normal patrol of the patrol, and even being hostile to the patrol and shouting insults to our soldiers. ”
Pang Tong glanced at Cao Xuan with disdain on the side, and said to Lu Chen: "He had to drag me to find you, but he also injured Yi Kuan at the door." ”
Lu Zhan nodded.
Cao Xuan glared at Lu Zhan, Lu Zhan shook his head again, and Cao Xuan said, "Humpty Dumpty lied to me again!" ”
Lu Chen snorted twice, his head was big, why did he stir up Lao Tzu's good deeds for the sake of stewing or braising it? A bunch of pig teammates! Is it okay to give some force? A few more times, and you will be made into impotence!
"Fuck off!" Lu Chen's eyes are red now, and he can't wait to go into the bedroom immediately to swallow Zhen Mi alive, where is the kung fu to talk nonsense with these three second goods, "Get out!" Lao Tzu doesn't eat dog meat today! Lao Tzu wants to eat human flesh! ”
Lu Zhan was frightened.
Cao Xing scratched his head, tilted his head and asked, "What taste?" ”
"Huh?" Lu Chen didn't know why, "What?" ”
"Serve the little gentleman!" Cao Xuan changed Lu Chen's famous phrase "serving the people" and asked righteously, "What flavor does Xiao Junhou like?" Male or female? Old or young? I'll get it for you! Braised and braised will do. ”
Stewed human meat?
Braised beef?
Lu Zhan trembled and began to slip by the wall, his expression was about to cry, what a human flesh? !
Lu Chen shook off a cold sweat weakly, and looked at Cao Xing's frenzied dog calf with a slightly worried expression: "Eat your uncle!" Stew your dog meat and go! It's over, it's not going to be stewed, get out! ”
Before leaving, Cao Xing asked Lu Zhan: "Is human flesh fishy?" ”
Lu Zhanwa ran away with tears in his eyes.
Pang Tong walked at the back, laughed twice, glanced at Lu Chen's high raised boxers, and rolled out mellowly: "Little Junhou, the big war is coming, you take it easy!" Eating human flesh is also a body lì life! ”
Lu Chen muttered hatefully: "Ye is the one who was eaten, so it doesn't take much effort!" So-Easy!”