Chapter 145: I'll spit out if I eat mine
On the fourth day, the weather was as clear as Zhang Fangbaiping's mood.
Zhang Fang and Bai Ping respectively took a lot of money from Lu Chen, and got 3,000 war horses and a number of grain and grass baggage. Although the soldiers of Lu Chen's department were angry, they still gave in again, and Zhang Fang and Bai Ping were even more convinced that Lu Chen was afraid, so they naturally became even more arrogant.
That night, Zhang Fang even put aside Zhang Yan's entrustment that he must be cautious in his words and deeds in the city, and took Bai Ping, Gongsun Shang and several close lieutenants to Tianxianglou to celebrate. A dozen or so people called more than 30 girls, and at the end of the night, they were even more tired than fighting, their backs and shoulders were full of serious injuries (scratches, tooth marks), and the liquid arrows stored in the quiver were also shot out.
This night, Zhang Fang and the others made a lot of noise, but they also called enough soldiers and horses to guard and guard, and they didn't dare to get too carried away.
Gongsun Shang was even more timid as a mouse, worried that Lu Chen would suddenly make a move, so he sent some people to guard outside Lu Chen's barracks, and reported as soon as there was any trouble.
In the end, the news I got was that Lu Chen's two soldiers and horses did not move at all, and they all went to bed early.
In fact, Lu Chen didn't want to harass Zhang Fang and the others at all.
He has always been immobile, and when he moves, he has to hit a successful blow, and he does not give the opponent any chance to fight back.
Lu Chen is in a good mood today, although the experiment of making soap failed, he is still in a good mood. After he was idle, Lu Chen began to tinker with some small inventions, which was an idea that he had for a long time, after all, as a later generation, in this era of the Three Kingdoms, where the material conditions were extremely backward, of course he could not have a smooth life. As a result, today do a trial of soap. It ended in defeat, and the "soap" did not condense and form, and in the end it was just a pulp. Then Lu Chen added some petals and boiled them together, making a fragrant shampoo plus shower gel and laundry detergent, a trinity of things.
That night, Lu Chen took a bath with the shower gel he made, although the taste was pungent and there were fewer bubbles, it was much better than the previous bath.
"Wash, brush, mmmm. Scrub scrub. Uh-huh...... I took mine and gave it back to me, and I spit it out after eating mine......"
Lu Chen hummed and soaked in the huge bath bucket, and his mind was thinking about the four lolis of Butterfly Dance, Cloud Sleeves, Tingxue, and Xianyin.
Butterfly Dance is the oldest and has an outgoing personality. The figure is also slender and graceful. But it may not quite be in line with the aesthetic concept of the Han Dynasty. Listening to Xue and Xianyin, the two of them look decent. The voices are seductive and subtle, so delicate and tactful that you can't help but want them to make other sounds. Some strange hurried sound. As for the cloud sleeves, this Nizi is the most daring, she is the most beautiful of the four Loli, although the skin is a little dark, but it is very textured, the body is petite but full, and the waist is also very soft and soft all year round. The most terrible thing is that her eyes are very seductive, she has already perfected the technique of throwing flattering eyes at a young age, Lu Chen has to be electrocuted a few times a day, and her talent is the most outstanding.
Actually, Lu Chen wasn't crooked about these four loli, if he wanted to be a beast, it would be very easy, these four girls had to come in and give Lu Chen a bath just now, and they were scolded away by Lu Chen. There are not many opportunities to get along these days, but Lu Chen has been secretly touched by them and is a little unguarded, and he will be taken advantage of if he is not careful. It is also common to secretly drill into the quilt in the middle of the night, preparing to forcibly ride Lu Chen's fierce horse, but in the end, it was wrapped in a quilt by Lu Chen and thrown out.
Of course, what Lu Chen is thinking about now is not preparing to kill one of them, but thinking about the means to deal with Zhang Fang. The four Nizi who were both beautiful and artistic became Lu Chen's weapons, but Lu Chen had a difficulty in choosing which one.
Puff -
The water splashed, and Lu Chen was startled.
Yun Sleeve put on a close-fitting little dress and jumped into the bathtub, Lu Chen was speechless.
In fact, these days, under Zhen Mi's indulgence, these girls have become more and more presumptuous. Fortunately, Lu Chen was always vigilant, and his innocent body was not defiled by these four girls.
"What are you doing?"
Lu Chen asked in a low voice.
Yun Sleeve wiped his face, leaned over, and said, "Rub Xiao Junhou's back." By the way, the slave and maid heard that the little gentleman has been very angry by those who ask for food these days......"
"Didn't you just say that? I don't want to be served in the shower! Lu Chen kicked the cloud sleeve away, this girl's body was bulging, she didn't wear anything in her white clothes, and it stuck to her body when it was stained with water, almost translucent.
"Really? Then why did Xiao Junhou hint at the slave just now? Yun Sleeve looked aggrieved, and he swayed on the water with a large chest.
Lu Chen felt that he turned his head away, and the "bath towel" covered the point: "How can I have a hint?" ”
"Just now, Xiaojun waited to tell them that they were not allowed to come in, and finally deliberately touched people's ......"
"How can you touch it? Just a pat on your little head, okay? ”
"That's a hint!"
"I, I told you that you are the most disobedient of the four! So knock you on the head and get your special attention! ”
"When the slave came in, you made a strange noise and let the slave eat you...... I'll spit it out for you...... Xiao Junhou died ......"
"I'll go, that's singing, okay? Hey, hey, what are you doing? Get me up ......"
"Gollum ......"
A bubble bubbled up on the surface of the water, and the little head of Cloud Sleeve had already dived underwater.
Lu Chen was shocked, it took the boss's strength to lift the cloud sleeves up, his face was green, Xiao Nizi, he dared to overlord the bow! Outrageous!
"What are you doing with your head in the water? Want to suffocate? ”
"Slaves can hold their breath for a long time."
"Hold your uncle, get out of here!" Lu Chen lifted the cloud sleeve out of the bath bucket and roared.
Yun Sleeve pouted, red eyes, and cried away.
Can you cry a little more fakely?
Lu Chen supported his forehead with his hand, and finally determined that these four little girls were raised as singers and dancers, and they were indeed all skinless and faceless guys, too frustrated.
Lu Chen didn't dare to wash it again, got up and got dressed, and secretly scolded Zhen Mi's aunt in his heart for being so annoying, but at the same time, he made up his mind, just go out with his sleeves!
Yun Sleeve is the youngest, but the scale is the most amazing. When I saw it just now, it frightened Lu Chen, this Nima is really only thirteen years old? Especially since she was also naturally charming, Lu Chen even automatically filtered Yun Sleeve when he was thinking about how to send them away in the future. That subconsciously was ready to keep her, so Lu Chen felt that Zhang Fang should be fooled when Yun Sleeve was out of the horse. If it really doesn't work, the four Nizi take turns to appear, and one of them will always make a difference.
As a matter of fact. In the news that Lu Zhan inquired about yesterday. There is one is lustful, this is not simply like to go to a brothel, but Zhang Fang likes to do something inferior to beasts, he likes to rob people's wives. For this crime of common outrage. Lu Chen was naturally extremely disgusted. So I'm ready to start with this one. Take down Zhang Fang.
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On the fifth day, black clouds overwhelmed the city and wanted rain.
The sky has changed. Zhang Fang Baiping still didn't know that the cousins of Lu Chen's department in the past few days had already made them let down their guard. Although when he came to Lu Chen's military camp to ask for food, grass and weapons, he would still bring a lot of horses, but when he went to Dongshi to have fun in the afternoon, he had already relaxed a lot, and only brought about a hundred personal soldiers.
The vitality of the merchants was tenacious, and just after the war, the city of Yijingdong soon regained a bit of its former prosperity. Because Yijing also has more than 100,000 soldiers and horses, especially the wine shop and brothel business is the most popular.
In the morning, he rode a war horse to blackmail the turtle Lu Chen, in the afternoon he rode a table to drink wine and eat meat, and in the evening he rode a woman to gallop. This has become Zhang Fangbaiping's fixed life and rest these days, and the thunder can't be moved.
That afternoon, after Zhang Fang and Bai Ping were full of wine and food, they staggered out of the wine shop with their own soldiers and came to the street, ready to go to the brothel and continue to have a good time.
As soon as Zhang Fang got on the horse, he almost bumped into a tender little girl.
"Don't you have long eyes when you walk? Do you know who this young general is? Look for death! ”
Some soldiers have already reprimanded them sharply.
A kid with one arm nodded and apologized to Zhang Fang's personal soldiers, looking flattering. This guy with acceptable acting skills is, of course, Lu Zhan, who was blocked by him and kept kicking him was Yun Sleeve.
Yun Sleeve naturally didn't know the purpose of coming, she was pulled by Lu Zhan to buy rouge, saying that it was for her wife, she didn't suspect him, so she followed, but when she came, she was pushed out by Lu Zhan, and almost hit the war horse, shocked and angry.
And behind Lu Zhan and Yun Sleeve, it was Lu Chen's seventeen personal soldiers, although they changed into civilian clothes, they brought knives, and their faces were all ready to fight desperately. Even if they knew that this time they were carrying out a bait plan, they already hated Zhang Fang and others for the past few days, and their acting skills were not as natural as Lu Chen's.
After kicking Lu Zhan, she scolded "Yikuan, you are really spineless", and she didn't forget to yell at Zhang Fang's personal soldiers: "What are you doing so fiercely?" You almost hit me. ”
Zhang Fang's personal soldiers were furious and were about to whip and whip, but they were stopped by Zhang Fang.
But he said that from the moment he saw this little girl, Zhang Fang's eyes were straight, and he only felt that the broken girls who rode two days ago were compared to her, and they were simply a group of men! I have to say that Zhang Fang is an uninformed turtle, and he followed the Yellow Turban Army to hide in the wilderness and occupy the mountains as the king, and the women he has seen are naturally limited. He had never seen a woman like Yun Sleeve who was raised by a family and specialized in serving men, that kind of charm, that kind of figure, all made Zhang Fang shocked.
"That little girl is disrespectful, why did the general stop me?"
"Gollum...... That one...... Ahem, grunt......"
Zhang Fang was choked by his own action of swallowing saliva, waved back his own soldiers irritably, and didn't bother to explain, he bent down on his horse, looked at Yun Sleeve with a smile, and asked, "Little girl, whose girl are you?" ”
Yun Sleeve rolled his eyes, muttered "Something is wrong", and ignored Zhang Fang at all.
Zhang Fang's face turned red with anger.
Lu Zhan said: "Forgive me, general, this is my family's little gentleman's favorite singer Yun Sleeve, accidentally startled your horse, you have a lot of adults, and I hope to forgive your sins." ”
Little gentleman? Lu Chen?!
Zhang Fang's already greedy gaze suddenly became even hotter, it turned out to be Lu Chen's singer? That's even more fun!
Bai Ping came over and asked in a low voice, "Is the general interested?" ”
"The world is stunning, tsk...... It's still Lu Chen's woman! Get it back, let's play around. Zhang Fangdao.
Bai Ping hesitated: "Lu Chen won't give up, right?" ”
Zhang Fang sneered: "What can he do if he knows?" It's not like you haven't seen him these days, I'm afraid of a fart! Besides, if he is angry and raises up an army. Isn't that what I want? ”
Zhang Yan and Lu Chen had the same idea, this was Gongsun Zhan's territory, and both sides had to find excuses in their favor before they were willing to go to war. Therefore, the Montenegrin army will have such a rogue behavior as asking for food, grass and weapons every day.
"Hmm......" Bai Ping also felt that it was a good thing to anger Lu Chen, so he shouted: "Come on, surround me!" These people rushed into the general, with bad intentions, perhaps assassins, and they were all brought back and tortured severely! ”
Zhang Fang smiled even more obscenely. Pointing at Yun Sleeve, he said, "This female assassin." Give it to General Ben to personally torture, torture deeply, hehehehe......"
The Montenegrin Army surrounded Lu Zhanyun and the others in an instant.
Lu Chen's seventeen soldiers drew their waist knives to protect Lu Zhanyun's sleeves, and waited for them.
Cloud sleeves are lively though. But I have never seen a big battle. I don't know the truth of this matter. I only felt that the general of the Black Mountain Army was so disgusting, and at this time, she was also so frightened that her little face turned pale.
Lu Zhan silently recited in his heart: Xiao Junhou. My mission has been successfully accomplished, you must hurry up!
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"Five hundred gold, huhu...... I knew that I would have let Zhen Yan give some entanglement, and if this is a battle, things will be expensive! The most hateful thing is that Yi Jing is full of soldiers and horses, and there is nowhere to rob them if he wants to......"
After several turnovers, She Zi still chased Lu Chen to Yijing in the end, and the assassination turned into a chase, especially when the other party had the experience of being assassinated once, which naturally made it even more difficult. Fortunately, with a value of 500 gold, this strong belief supports Xiao Zi'er, and he will not give up.
"Evil Lu Chen, for Zi'er's five hundred gold! You're going to hell! ”
These days, Lu Chen has been shrinking in the barracks and not coming out, and She Zi has not found a chance to assassinate, so he has to hang out in Yijing.
took out a piece of stinky barbecue from the baggage, She Zi frowned and took a bite, and sighed deeply: "Fortunately, I didn't grab a horse in Lecheng at the beginning, but a well-behaved and cute little donkey, otherwise Zi'er would have starved to death, huhu...... Donkey meat is still better than horse meat. ”
At this moment, She Zi saw that a soldier of the Black Mountain Army robbed the people's daughter, oh, no, the other party claimed to be Lu Chen's Aiji! Oh? Here's a chance! She Zi was suddenly overjoyed, leaned in, and watched from a short distance.
"Lu Chen Aiji was robbed, he should come out to ask for someone, right? Uh-huh...... I followed this group of Black Mountain troops to their station and waited for Lu Chen. ”
She Zi thought wisely, and suddenly he was stunned, he saw the assassin who was shot in the thigh by her arrow that day.
But he said that a lame man and a little white face walked past She Zi, the cripple was a missing front tooth, and the wound on his leg was still wrapped in a cloth towel, and he said to the little white face: "Although the Qiang knife is short, it is suitable for fighting in complex terrain, especially in the environment of mountains, forests, streets and camps. You want to train the Zhao Jiajun well, and the Zhao Jiajun is not good at horse warfare and foot combat, I heard that most of them used to be hunters, so I recommend you to equip them with Qiang knives and sleeve crossbows. Under special circumstances, their combat power is definitely not inferior to the first battalion of the year. ”
The little white face said: "Nameless, that's what I said." But we have found so many blacksmiths, and they can't make Qiang knives, what should we do? ”
"Don't bead! Don't bead! ”
The missing front teeth suddenly clenched, and the eyes began to become bloodshot.
"Nameless, what's wrong? Hey...... Is it Lu Zhan and Yun Sleeve? What does Zhang Fang want to do? ”
Little White Face was also angry.
This little white face is naturally Lu Qi, she knows that after Wuming once taught in the first camp, she was ready to use him to train her "private soldier" Zhao Jiajun. Today, I secretly took him out to look for a blacksmith shop that could make Qiang knives, but as a result, he encountered a scene where Zhang Fangqiang grabbed the cloud sleeve.
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End of street, around the corner.
Lu Chen led the horse with two hundred tigers, and he had already received a report just now that the trapped soldiers had secretly solved the eyeliner of Gongsun Shang and Zhang Fang and others in Dongshi, and Lu Zhan and Zhang Fang had also encountered it, and things were completely moving in the direction he expected.
"Get on the horse!" Lu Chen pinched the time, roared, and took the lead in stepping on the war horse.
The tiger rushed up, and the pedestrians on the street screamed and avoided.
Holding Fang Tian's painting halberd, riding a Xuanlong chasing cloud beast, Lu Chen ran like flying. He didn't know at all that She Zi and Lu Qiwu, two people who were not part of the plan, had quietly mixed into this incident.
He thought excitedly: Lao Tzu has endured it for a few days! Damn, dare to blackmail Lao Tzu, I'm tired of living! I'll spit out everything that eats me! (To be continued......)
PS: This chapter is a thousand words more, making up for yesterday's damn two thousand word chapter.