Chapter 150: The assassin is bitter and desolate, and Lu Chen is a big bad wolf

This time, Nameless naturally didn't come to assassinate, and if he did the gong in front of him, he would be crippled by Lu Chen's play. He clanged, threw away the Qiang knife, knelt on one knee, clasped his hands into fists, and roared: "I am willing to follow Xiaojun before and after the saddle and the horse, and then the people are exhausted and die!" ”

"Wow poof......"

Lu Qi knew that he couldn't fight the Qiang knife today, so he just climbed a war horse and was about to go back, but he fell down again. Yun Sleeve tilted his head and looked at the ugly guy in front of him, and saw that he didn't seem to be unfavorable to Xiao Junhou, so he jumped to Xiao Junhou's side again and got tired of it.

"Shhhh

Lu Chen gasped and roared, "The Chinese language is sparse, don't talk nonsense?" ”

Nameless: "Xiao Jun Hou understands Xiliang Hu? ”

Lu Chen: "......"

Yun Sleeve: "Cloud Sleeve knows Hu language, I can help relay it." ”

The so-called Qiang people during the Three Kingdoms were not actually Qiang, but generally referred to the Western Regions Zhuhu, with many races and mixed languages, and the languages were naturally varied.

"Lick your big sugar gourd." Lu Chen lifted the collar of the cloud sleeve and slipped her aside.

Yun Sleeve is still happy, and he doesn't think Lu Chen said that she is too small, Xiao Junhou was not angry when she was bitten just now, it turns out that Xiao Junhou does not dislike Yun Sleeve, but likes the bigger Cloud Sleeve. Yun Sleeve said in his heart, anyway, Xiao Junhou said that she would just wait until she grew up, among the four sisters, as far as she can get rid of, the scale is about to catch up with Mrs., so she is full of confidence!

"Xiao Jun waits bad!"

Yun Sleeve flew a glance at Lu Chen before leaving, and Lu Chen's hands and feet were cold. Who taught her this Nima? Could it be that the old lady who taught her at the beginning took some kind of stick-shaped vegetable and demonstrated it herself?

Driving away Yun Sleeve, Lu Chen stabilized his mind and walked in front of Nameless. He was still very careful to kick away the Qiang knife on the side first, and then called out the missing front tooth that was ready to die after the exhaustion, and said, "Let's talk about it." ”

"Say what?" Nameless asked.

Nameless listened to the conversation between Lu Chen and Yun Sleeve just now, and knew that Lu Chen did not practice his sister, but loved his sister very much. I can't thank you for it. Especially after his sister bit him. He was not angry, but even more nameless. He is such a man, when he hates you, he dares to carry a three-foot knife. Cut off your dog's head in the midst of hosts. When grateful. and can let go of the reserve and say it.

However, now he really didn't know what Lu Chen wanted him to say.

"What's your name?"

"Nameless."

"What's your name?"

"I've been beaten by you many times last time, but ...... I'm still called Nameless. Nameless is unwaveringly authentic.

"The eldest husband will not change his name, and he will not change his surname!" Lu Chen sneered. "What's your name?"

“……”

This time it was Nameless's turn to be stunned, and he could hear that there was something in Lu Chen's words, especially the previous sentence.

Lu Chen's soldiers were withdrawing one after another, and the next seventeen personal soldiers were waiting for Lu Chen to get on the horse, and Lu Zhan led the war horse for Lu Chen.

Stroking Xiao Luo's horse face with a mocking smile, Lu Chen asked Nameless again: "What is your relationship with Yun Sleeve?" ”

Nameless was startled, took a step back, and began to look at the ground with his eyes on the knife.

"Don't aim, you won't be able to beat me if you find a knife. What I said just now was not just for Yun Sleeve, but also for you. I said that I treat Yun Sleeve as my sister, it's true, I can kill you with an order, and I can also take possession of Yun Sleeve lightly. So, I don't have to lie to you. Last time, you assassinated me for her, right? ”

Lu Chen calmly touched his nose and said lightly. He thought to himself, if he carries a heavy ruler and wears a ring with an old grandfather or something, Lao Tzu will be the number one male in fantasy novels! Waha, what is Xu Xian Dare Sun Snake? Lao Tzu can be a dragon! Ahem, off topic......

Nameless clenched his fist, then let go, then clenched it again, and stared at Lu Chen with a straight look.

Lu Chen also glared at Nameless, and the two refused to give in to each other.

Then, Lu Chen blinked first, and he snorted unwillingly. The game of staring at the big eyes, Lao Tzu has never lost, this guy is really not an ordinary person!

Nameless but didn't know who would lose if he blinked first, he just thought that Lu Chen was a little impatient, afraid that he would be unfavorable to his sister, so he had to admit defeat and say, "I'm Yun Sleeve's brother." ”

"Tell the truth." Lu Chen rubbed his eyes and said.

"Uh...... Cloud Sleeve is my sister. Nameless thought about it seriously and changed his words.

"......" Lu Chen blinked his eyes, stared at the nameless, and looked up and down. Although he knew that Yun Sleeve was a Qiang, he didn't think that Nameless was qualified to be her brother. The reason why he is said to be nameless is not qualified is because his appearance is too sloppy and he is not serious enough.

"Really." Nameless is very religious.

"Take a turn." Lu Chen said.

Nameless took a turn.

"Take two steps." Lu Chen said again.

Nameless limped and walked a few steps, one high and one short.

Lu Chen looked at Nameless with disdain: "You are Yun Sleeve's brother?" ”

"Hmm."

There is no other way, Lu Chen has already seen that he has a relationship with his sister, in order to protect his sister, he can only nod his head stubbornly, only hoping that his case of assassinating Lu Chen will not affect his sister. At the same time, he also has a gambling mentality, once Lu Chen accepts his surrender, he will make some contributions to him in the future, he can make his sister more favored and let his sister live a good life, which is Nameless's ultimate wish. Moreover, maybe he can use some of Lu Chen's strength to return to Xiliang to take revenge, not to mention anything else, it would be good to give two more people a hand.

Lu Chen smiled and crooked his mouth: "You are ugly and inhumane, the cloud sleeves are earth-shatteringly beautiful, you dare to say that you are her own brother?" Who the hell meows to give you confidence? ”

Nameless said, "There is a slight difference in appearance, but I look very similar to her mouth." ”

"Mouth like? Unless you knock out the front teeth of the cloud sleeves. ”

"Uh......"

Nameless scratched her head anxiously, she is really my sister!!

"Since Cloud Sleeve is your sister, why doesn't she recognize you? Are you looking for a stick for a facelift? Lu Chen asked.

"What is a facelift?"

"Get down to business! It's useless. ”

"Oh! It's like this," said the Nameless Way. "Yun Sleeve left home at the age of six, and now it has been seven years, and he was so young that he didn't recognize me. Ahh

Nameless said that there was a sudden ghost scream, which startled Xiao Luo and jumped for a moment.

Lu Chen scolded: "What about calling spring? ”

Nameless's eyes lit up with excitement: "I remember!" My sister has a birthmark on her left buttocks! ”

Lu Chen squinted his eyes, and had a birthmark on his left buttocks? It's not the place, is it? That's an important part, how can you get a birthmark? Hmm, it turned out that Yun Sleeve was 97 points, and now he has to deduct two points.

Lu Chen said: "How do I know if she has a birthmark?" ”

Nameless shuddered: "Pull her over and take off her pants and take a look." ”

Lu Chen rolled his eyes: "What if I don't have a birthmark?" ”

"Then it's not my sister!"

"Damn! To have no birthmarks. You're looking at it for nothing! Lao Tzu didn't lose a lot? ”

"Uh......"

"Forget it. Stupid, what was your sister's name when she was a child? Lu Chen asked, his appearance may be forgotten, but Xiao Penyou should remember his name when he was a child. Because. At a very young age. The human intellect is not yet fully developed. The reaction to one's own name is similar to a conditioned reflex.

Nameless was so excited that he slapped his thigh violently, right on the injured thigh. He snorted in pain and said, "Her name is Beizhu." ”

"What pig?"

"Bezhu, it means coral."

"Oh." Lu Chen suddenly shouted, "Don't bead." ”

Yun Sleeve turned around and replied, "What's the matter?" Then, she was suddenly stunned, and then ran towards Lu Chen: "Xiao Junhou, how do you know my real name?" ”

Lu Chen nodded and asked Nameless: "Sure enough, do you want to tell her the truth?" ”

Nameless was a little afraid that his sister would know about the tragedy of the destruction of the whole clan, so he hurriedly shook his head.

Then, Yun Sleeve ran to Lu Chen, his eyes watery, holding Lu Chen's arm, and asked urgently: "Xiao Junhou, how do you know that my name is Beizhu?" How do you know? ”

"What don't beads?" Lu Chen Lao calmed down, pointed at the nameless, and said with a disgusted expression, "This guy wants to shit on the street, shameless!" I told him to hold on, hold on! How? Was your previous name Hold Back? What a strange name. ”

"Vomit ......"

Cloud Sleeve's little face suddenly turned green, and he didn't bother to ask any more, so he turned around and ran.

The nameless whole person has been petrified, it's not the same for the big man to lie, the real Nima is ruthless!

……

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, master."

On the roof of a house, an old man with smoke (←_← adjective for indiscrimination) and a young girl huddled on the roof, and the girl said apologetically.

"Zi'er, don't be presumptuous." Zuo Ci smiled and shook his head.

"Thank you, master, for your relief, Zi'er knows that she didn't do well." She Zi is still a little unhappy, he failed to assassinate Lu Chen twice in a row, and the master should look down on me. He had previously said that Lu Chen should be a dead man, and now that Lu Chen was still alive, it was obvious that he was dissatisfied with Zi'er.

Zuo Ci said with a profound face: "The teacher has never had a glimmer of hope for you, why be disappointed?" ”

She Zi's expression was sad: "......"

Zuo Ci took another bite of the sugar gourd, and was smacked by the jujube pit, and sobbed in pain: "Then, you, Zi'er, you are naturally reckless, hiss-both jujubes, how can you give birth to a nucleus?!" You are by nature, and you can't change it. Therefore, although your means are good, you are destined not to achieve much because of the constraints of your personality. Being a teacher doesn't have much hope for you. ”

She Zi was even more sad: "Then what did you mean when you said that Lu Chen should be a dead man?" Doesn't it mean that Zi'er should have killed him, but he is still alive? ”

"Of course not."

"So what? Why should he be a dead man? ”

Zuo Ci carefully took a bite of the sugar gourd, which was more elegant than a woman: "Actually...... Many years ago, Lu Chen should have died! ”

"Huh?" She Zi's eyes blinked.

Zuo Ci's eyes suddenly lit up, and a fine light shot out: "Six years ago, Lu Bu's subordinates defected to Yuan Shao, and turned north, passing through the Lujiang River. At that time, Lu Bu's only son, Lu Chen, suddenly fell ill, had a high fever that did not go away, and he was unable to save a famous doctor, and he was about to die. ”

She Zi was curious: "Then what?" ”

Zuo Ci's eyes suddenly became cloudy: "Then Cao Xuan sent troops to catch me and asked me to treat his Xiaojun, but if he didn't obey the teacher, he discounted the teacher's leg." ”

"The master is really backbone!"

"Then, I still went to save Lu Chen."

"Uh......"

"After all. I don't have more than one leg, and it's not good if I broke it in the other two days. ”

She Zi counted with her fingers.

Zuo Ci sighed: "Luck! Lu Bu was destined to have no children, and even if he had a son, he should have died early, but there was a demon soul who took it away...... This is already the second one, and the Dahan River is about to run out, it's really a demon! ”

She Zi didn't know what qi to count demons, so he suddenly stretched out two fingers and shouted, "Teacher, you have miscounted!" ”

……

Yun Sleeve was taken back to the camp by Lu Qi and Lu Zhan. Seventeen pro-soldiers each rode their horses to protect Lu Chen. Lu Chen stepped onto the Xuanlong Cloud Beast Xiao Luo. Then he asked for a nameless horse, and the two rode side by side and continued to talk.

A group of pro-soldiers looked at Lu Chen and Nameless, and they always felt weird. After all. They originally rode eighteen people. Seventeen that became imperfect. It's because of that Qiang man.

Along the way, Lu Chen inquired in detail about the nameless matter, and suddenly sighed. It turns out that this guy is quite miserable, and Xiao Yunsleeve is also ill-fated. First, the tribe lost the battle, and then the Han army was killed, Xiaoyun sleeve was robbed, and later, the entire tribe was destroyed.

It's a tragedy!

Lu Chen suddenly felt that his life experience seemed to be quite good! There shouldn't be complaints!

In the end, Nameless and Lu Chen reached an understanding, and Nameless promised that only Lu Chen's orders would be obeyed in the future, and Lu Chen also said that he would treat him well and treat Yunsleeve well.

"And what's your name?" After discussing the main matter, Lu Chen brought up the old things again, and he had a strong curiosity and some obsessive-compulsive disorder from later generations.

"I don't want to say it." Nameless is also more persistent.

"I think the name Nameless is too informal and too awkward. I think it's better to call you by your real name, and it's easy to remember simple names. Lu Chen said.

"Hmm...... Oh well, my full name is Ermaa. Ba Zhi. Provoke Zhenbo. "Nameless.

Then, Lu Chen touched his nose and didn't speak again.

There were crows flying in the sky, followed by a flock of dots

Ice.

After a long time, Lu Chen said, "Ah! Suddenly I realized that the name Nameless is still quite nice! I'll call you nameless in the future. ”

Nameless: "Okay. ”

And then it was the cold again.

After a long time, Lu Chen asked, "What's the matter with your front teeth?" ”

Nameless deceived his head, revealing a scar under his ears and next to his mandible, and said, "I was shot off by my enemy with an arrow, and after shooting out my teeth, it also penetrated my face." Later, everyone said that if I hadn't had two front teeth to stop me, I would probably have been shot straight through the head by an arrow. ”

Jinnima is desolate!!

Lu Chen said: "That person's archery skills are good. ”

Nameless said, "He slaughtered my people, and I will always remember this revenge." One day, I will go back to Xiliang and slaughter him with my own hands! ”

"Remember his name?"

"The surname is Ma."

"Xiliang? Last name Ma? Is there a horse surname? ”

"It seems to be called Ma Chao."

"Shhhhhh ”

After that, Lu Chen patted Nameless on the shoulder, did not speak, and mourned for him in his heart. Ma Chao is definitely much stronger than his current self, and if Nameless goes to take revenge, he will definitely turn into a corpse.

In the end, Lu Chen said: "Don't worry, follow General Ben, I have already found the most suitable position for you, haha!" After three years, if you are good, I will give your sister back to you. ”

Nameless will be unhappy immediately, Lao Tzu followed you, just to let my sister follow you to eat and drink spicy food, and return it to me?

You meow meow, don't you?

Lu Chen's idea is that in this era, without three wives and four concubines, I am really embarrassed to go out to meet people, and taking a concubine is a must, anyway, Yun Sleeve also looks very delicious, so it is better to accept her in the future. However, before that, like Zhen Mi, you still have to send it home first, and then marry her, which seems to be relatively normal, of course, it is not impossible to break through first.

Lu Chen found that his thoughts were getting bigger and bigger, and Xiao Yunsleeve dangled in front of him all day long, which was really dangerous. It's not that she's dangerous, it's Lu Chen's danger, maybe when, she will be secretly ridden by this heartless girl.

As he spoke, he had already returned to the barracks, and Lu Chen jumped off his horse and said to Nameless: "Come on!" ”

Nameless tilted his head and thought, what kind of oil to add? Kerosene? Vegetable oil?

And Lu Chen went to the tent to find Pang Tong.

Pang Tong was very busy and didn't have time to deal with Lu Chen.

Pang Tong is very efficient, and he is already writing a list at this time, which is a list of grain, grass and weapons to be returned by Zhang Yan. Because Bai Ping and Zhang Fang's men and horses were escorted back first, Pang Tong had already taken the leading tiger talisman on Zhang Fang's corpse as a certificate, and stuffed scissors into the crotch of Bai Ping's pants, forcing him to write a letter to Zhang Yan in person.

Zhang Yan's side had already received a personal message from Gongsun Shang, and saw Bai Ping's letter and his son's tiger talisman, and quickly agreed to Pang Tong's conditions, agreed to a truce and return all grain, grass and weapons, just waiting for Pang Tong to make a list.

Poor Zhang Yan didn't know that his son had gone to the underworld to pick up soap for Niu Tou Ma Mian.

Lu Chen swayed left and west, unable to help, a little ashamed. I had to take the horseshoe that the blacksmith had made overnight, and came out to find a file horse for testing, and of course he was reluctant to use Xiao Luo as a test subject.

Lu Chen was born in the countryside in his last life, and there were horses in the village, and he also nailed horseshoes. Therefore, without the help of others, the horse was tied to the fence, the two legs in front of the other were trapped, one leg was lifted, the old skin was peeled, and the horseshoe was nailed.

After a while, the four horses' hooves were nailed, and it happened that Yun Sleeve brought tea to Lu Chen.

Zhen Mi was scheming, so she naturally saw that Lu Chen was better to Yun Sleeve than the other three girls, so she specially sent Yun Sleeve to take care of him closely.

Lu Chen didn't have any other thoughts, took the tea and drank it dry, knocked the horse's leg ostentatiously, and asked Yun Sleeve: "Look, is it very hard?" ”

Yun Sleeve blushed, buried his head in Lu Chen's armpit, rubbed his head, and didn't speak.

Fortunately, Lao Tzu has taken off his armor, otherwise you wouldn't have rubbed your face covered with blood?

Lu Chen wondered, looking at a new invention like a horseshoe, what are you twisting? Lu Chen pursed his lips again, glanced at the Xuanlong Cloud Chasing Beast with slanted eyes next to him, and said, "Is it harder than mine?" ”

"People don't know...... Yun Sleeve rubbed his little head against Lu Chen's chest, and glanced at Lu Chen shyly, "Yun Sleeve hasn't tried it yet...... Madame said it was very hard......"

Lu Chen scratched his head, what happened to Guan Zhenmi?

Then he saw the fifth leg of the ground flicked by the war horse beside him, and he suddenly realized! There was an urge to castrate the dead horse. Now it's okay, Lao Tzu has completely become a big bad wolf. (To be continued......)