Chapter 161: How do you practice such big and soft pectoral muscles?

Lu Chen led Gao Shun and the trap camp out of the customs, and there were not many soldiers and horses outside the customs below, and they could all enter the customs immediately, and the time was just right.

Coming to the mouth of the canyon about a mile away from Yanmen Pass, Lu Chen asked three hundred soldiers to lay hay on the flat place in the canyon, pour tung oil, and place clay pot bombs on the side of the road. Another 200 soldiers from the camp climbed the mountain beams on both sides, preparing to block the Huns who had climbed the mountain and attacked them.

These were all handed over to Gao Shun's command, and after the explanation was completed, Lu Chen took his own soldiers forward to find Lu Bu and Zhao Yun, these two led more than a thousand cavalry and dared to confront the eight thousand Huns, they were so mad that they didn't know that the other party had sent people to climb the mountain and cut off the back road.

Riding a horse and galloping for a mile, Lu Chen found Zhao Yun and Lu Bu's soldiers and horses after the break.

Naturally, there were small soldiers who led Lu Chen to the front battle formation.

I saw that the Huns dismounted and stopped a few hundred paces away, looking leisurely, but in fact, although they did not attack, they kept being harassed by light cavalry. On the other hand, they formed a defensive glaive formation, allowing the other party to return from the battlefield in vain. There were occasional skirmishes between the two sides, but no large-scale war broke out, so the soldiers after the break were also a little lax.

was so lax that the two leading generals actually singled it out privately.

Zhao Yun and Lu Bu's heads-up was not within the army, but directly in the open space between the Xiongnu and their own soldiers and horses, so not only their own soldiers watched the excitement, but even the Huns were pointing and watching from afar.

"Two idiots!" Lu Chen scolded in a low voice, you guys are making such a fuss, and the other side doesn't know that Lu Bu is here? Of course, people are not in a hurry to attack. When your army enters the pass, leaving only more than 1,000 soldiers and horses. Even if they fail to climb the mountain and cut off the back road, they can still play you to death with their numerical advantage.

It can be said that the reason why the Huns were not in a hurry to attack was obviously because they aimed at LΓΌ Bu and prepared to capture LΓΌ Bu alive.

Lu Bu is too arrogant.

Lu Chen came to such a conclusion, if he hadn't been so big, he wouldn't have fallen to this, as early as after Chang'an killed Dong Zhuo, he would have been able to coerce the Son of Heaven to order the princes! At least after Xiapi. I don't know the righteousness and was destroyed by Cao Bald again.

It's not cool though. But Lu Chen didn't rush to stop the two, but watched the battle with a cold face while pinching the time. It takes time for the soldiers trapped in the camp to lay hay and plant bombs, and it also takes time for the army to completely enter the pass, so it is too early to lead the army back. It is only possible to fall into passivity.

Lu Bu and Zhao Yun fought inseparably. No distinction. The scene is indeed wonderful.

Although Lu Bu's body has just recovered and has not reached the level of his peak, he is experienced because of his experience. And the red rabbit horse under the crotch also offsets his disadvantage, so he does not fall behind. In front of the Tiger Prison in those years, a husband was a pass, and the princes of the Eighteenth Road did not move forward an inch, these were not false names, but real strength.

Although Zhao Yun is young and vigorous, he is not good at defending and attacking, or in other words, his defensive ability far exceeds his offensive ability, so he failed to defeat Lu Bu quickly. In history, in addition to fraud and defeat, Zhao Zilong has not tasted defeat in his life, which is not a level that anyone can achieve. And what's even more terrifying is that after a lifetime of fighting, there is not a single wound on his body, which even the flying general Lu Bu is ashamed of.

Lu Chen looked carefully, and saw that Lu Bu was the main attacker, Zhao Yun was the main defense, and occasionally counterattacked, but he could often kill Lu Bu by surprise.

These two are evenly matched, and they can't tell the winner for a while.

However, neither of them is in their best condition, Lu Bu has passed his peak, but Zhao Yun has not yet reached the fire.

Count the time, it's almost.

Lu Chen jumped out of the horse, blocked between the two, and drew a halberd to open the weapons of the two. When the two saw that it was Lu Chen, they retreated one after another.

Zhao Yun's breath was a little anxious, and he said, "Why did Bo Chao get out of the customs?" Aren't you supposed to be in Kannai? ”

Lu Bu laughed but coughed twice: "Does Bo Chao miss his father too much and can't wait to pick me up?" ”

Lu Chen really wanted to say, why don't you die. But he still endured it and said, "I'll die with you!" Welcome? ”

Zhao Yun was stunned and said, "Why did Bo Chao say this? ”

Lu Bu was slightly angry: "How can you curse your father like this?" However, even if you die for your father, you can't have anything to do, and it depends on you to inherit the lineage. ”

Lu Chen almost fell off Xiao Luo's back.

Since Lu Chen came to persuade him to fight, Zhao Yun and Lu Bu naturally couldn't fight, so they each stopped and returned to the battle.

Zhao Yun dismounted and came to Lu Chen and bowed down to plead guilty: "Bo Chao, Yun is at fault, please punish!" ”

"Bo Chao, my father heard that you robbed a daughter-in-law in Wuji? What does the woman look like? Lu Bu jumped off the war horse and almost fell into a, but because he had been fighting with Zhao Yun for a long time, his feet were somewhat weak, and he was anxious to see that his son made a mistake in his busyness, so he finally jumped in front of Lu Chen.

Just as he was about to comfort Zhao Yun, Lu Chen suddenly rolled his eyes when he heard his father's words, what does Zhen Mi look like about you? It's not your daughter-in-law! He glared at Lu Bu and said, "How about looking as beautiful as a fairy?" ”

"Who asked you if you were beautiful? The key butt is not big, and the butt is big and gives birth to a male baby. Your mother is ...... Hey, what do you look at the little white face? Let me tell you, my family's Qi'er ass is big, like his mother, the blessing you have cultivated in eight lifetimes! Lu Bu said, seeing Zhao Yun looking at him in surprise, he couldn't help but remember that he hadn't beaten him just now, and he couldn't get angry.

"Yun didn't say that Lu Qi's ass is not big!" Zhao Yun said aggrievedly.

"Shut up!" Lu Chen roared.

Zhao Yun and Lu Buqi shut up in unison.

Zhao Yun subconsciously regarded Lu Chen as the lord, so he listened to him the most.

And Lu Bu, although Lu Chen's attitude is too bad, if he dares to yell at his father like this in ordinary people, he is usually burned to death, but he is different, he is happy. In the past, Lu Chen didn't do anything stupidly to pee on his head, and he didn't care about these subsections, as long as his son's head was normal.

"You two, go back to the customs immediately, and I'll cut it off." Lu Chen ordered.

"After the Father comes, you two will go back." Lu Bu rushed to the road.

"Let's come to the clouds." Zhao Yun was not to be outdone.

Lu Chen was not angry, let alone the leisure of explaining to them. said indifferently: "This is an order." ”

Zhao Yun had no choice but to promise.

Lu Bu said: "Bo Chao, how can there be a reason for a son to order Lao Tzu?" ”

"You can't go back! If you don't go back, I will rush to the enemy formation of the Huns, let them cut you with a thousand knives, and tell you to cut off your children and grandchildren. Lu Chen took out the crazy energy of the year and said with a stalk around his neck.

It's not the first time that he has been called by a stupid son, Lu Bu doesn't mind that he doesn't respect himself, but he is a little jealous of the four words of cutting off his son and grandson, and he snorted for a long time, and said: "I am still young for my father......"

You want to say that Diao Chan can still live after drinking Cao's, right?

Lu Chen rode his horse and rushed forward.

"Oops!" Lu Bu was anxious. shouted: "My son stays!" That's what. Zhao Xiaobai's face, didn't you hear the order? Rubbing what? There is a way that the military order is like a mountain! Hurry up and go back with the old man, it's too unusual, so you dare to go head-to-head with the old man after you break off. I don't know how to respect my elders. I don't know how to obey the orders of the officials. I still want to marry my daughter......"

Zhao Yun rolled his eyes resentfully, rode away, and decisively ignored Lu Bu.

Lu Bu scolded and slowly walked towards the Yanmen Pass.

"Damn crossing. How come I'm not an orphan? Lu Chen said indignantly, and then began to reorganize the soldiers and horses, and here were 1,200 tiger light horses. Most of them are from Gongsun Zhan, where is Kiang, and a small number of original Tiger Ben veterans have also fought a few tough battles with Lu Chen, and they are naturally like a fish in water when commanding.

After reorganizing the troops and horses slightly, Lu Chen quietly gave an order and let them spread the word of mouth: when the sound of killing was heard on the mountain beam in the rear, they quickly retreated to Yanmen Pass.

On the other side, the Huns saw that Lu Bu and Zhao Yun were gone, and there were some changes, and they began to step on their war horses.

After a while, the sound of fighting came from the canyon in the rear, and it was the soldiers who were trapped in the battle who met the Huns who had climbed the mountain on the mountain beam and fought.

"Withdraw!"

Lu Chen roared, retreat first, charge to the back, escape to run in front, the cunning Cao Apu and the benevolent and moral Uncle Liu Huang taught us this, Lu Chen naturally adheres to it.

Whining......

The horns of the Huns blew up, and they were slaughtered and desolate.

When they saw Lu Chen's soldiers and horses retreating, and heard the sound of killing coming from the mountain beam in front of them, they knew that the sneak attack had failed, and the other party had already noticed it, so they could only catch up and fight hard.

Because the arrangements had been made earlier, the retreat of the tiger was also very orderly. Divided into three parts, alternately retreating, round by round of arrow rain shattered the illusion of the Huns' rapid advance, although the speed was a little slower, but it would never be chaotic, and it would not let the rear Hun cavalry chase too close.

However, the Huns rushed forward, the Huben retreated, the Huns' arrows shot farther, and the Huben's losses were much greater than the Huns. If it goes on like this, it will definitely be surrounded and annihilated under the tower of Yanmen Pass, which is why Lu Chen placed hay and bombs three hundred steps away from Yanmen Pass.

On the mountain beam, there were many Huns, about hundreds, but the Huns were not good at foot combat, and they could not break through the defense of the trapped camp for a while.

Lu Chen, under the escort of his own soldiers, came to the place where the hay was placed, he did not go back to Yanmen Pass immediately, but stopped at this red line to control the time point, counting the tiger Ben to withdraw across the red line. After most of the Huben crossed the red line, Lu Chen ordered the infantry in the trapped camp to retreat to Yanmen Pass, and beckoned the soldiers on the mountain beams on both sides to retreat.

At the same time, the Huns in the rear and on both sides poured up.

"Point!" The soldiers in the trapped camp on the ridges on both sides roughly withdrew from the canyon, and the last group of tiger ben retreated to the point where they were just about to cross the hayfield, when Lu Chen gave an order to his own soldiers.

The soldier lit the fuse of a bomb planted on a nearby hill beam, and then quickly ran back and turned over on his horse.

Boom –

A loud bang echoed through the canyon.

The Huns who were chasing and killing on three sides were suddenly startled, and even many cavalry fell off their horses, and the Huns on the mountain even lay on the ground with their heads in their hands and did not dare to move.

Lu Chen led the cavalry and infantry to rush towards Yanmen Pass, and silently chanted: "Fire at me!" ”

"Bed crossbow!"

"Trebuchet!"

The Huns also saw what flew from the sky, but it was just like that, they didn't think there was anything scary, and even thought it was a little funny, the bed crossbow and trebuchet were used for siege, and they were actually used to deal with the Hun iron horsemen? Is this hilarious?

The next moment, the Huns could no longer laugh.

The rumbling explosions were heard continuously, including exploding "stones" thrown by trebuchets and clay pots lit by flames on the hay sprinkled with tung oil.

In an instant. The mouth of the canyon turned into a sea of fire, and bombs and crossbow arrows continued to fly.

Although the lethality is not necessarily very strong, but the deterrent effect of the war horse, as well as the fear of the soldiers, is good, many follow-up cavalry reined in the horse, only thinking that the thunder blocked the way, and did not dare to move forward.

At this time, they only had a few hundred horsemen chasing the tiger across the sea of fire, but. They can't go back.

Tiger Ben turned over and came back to fight. More than 1,000 tigers faced three or two hundred Hun cavalry, as easily as chopping melons and vegetables.

More than 1,000 people naturally did not take too long to enter the customs, and the sea of fire and the continuous bombs and crossbow arrows were enough to stop the Huns from chasing.

Now Lu Chen and the others are not in much danger. Even if the Huns abandoned their horses and chased them down the hillside. There are also limited numbers and slow movements. Not to mention the semi-flooded infantry against the elite cavalry. There is no chance of winning at all.

There was no suspense in the battle, and in an instant, the Hun cavalry was wiped out.

Even Lu Chen personally captured a young Hun general who looked quite brave. This does not seem to be a low status. When Lu Chen captured him, there were several Hun generals who desperately blocked him, of course, they all died, Lu Chen was very powerful, and he came to kill five times in a row and captured one alive.

"Wowhaha...... It's also your blessing to be able to capture Lao Tzu alive! ”

Lu Chen rode his horse to Yanmen Pass, turned over and dismounted, and lifted the prisoner off the horse. Seeing that this captive was small and quite handsome, Lu Chen was like, he must be the second generation of the Hun straw bag official, and maybe he could even ask the Huns for a ransom.

"Come on, tie up this Hun for me." Lu Chen pushed him towards his own soldiers and said.

The Hun general suddenly pounced on Lu Chen, and there was a dagger in his hand at some point.

"Oops? A dagger made of pure gold? Local tyrants! Very easily, Lu Chen grabbed the wrist of the Hun general with one hand, and looked at it with a golden dagger in the other, "Your mother's surname?" Which tribe of the Xiongnu are you? The Hun cavalry who came this time are your men, right? ”

"Quack, croak, croak, ......," the young general roared fiercely.

"Speak human words! Don't know Chinese? No culture! Lu Chen waved his backhand and slapped him up.

The young general's helmet was knocked off, revealing a head of chestnut curly hair, some of the Russian Ukrainian race, and he continued to glare at Lu Chen.

"Yo! Blue eyes, still curly? The Xiongnu lineage aristocracy? Lu Chenle said, "Foreigners are amazing? Now it's 2,000 years ago, the Han family is in the world! ”

"Quack, ......," the Huns continued to howl, as if invective.

"You really don't know how to speak Chinese?" Lu Chen wondered, the Southern Xiongnu had already attached the Han Dynasty, Liu Bao could speak Chinese, this guy was also a nobleman, shouldn't he be.

"Chir-la-la-......" the Huns humane.

"One Kuyami Butterfly Eight Grid Tooth Road!" Lu Chen suddenly shouted.

"Huh? You're not speaking Chinese! The Hun general's eyes suddenly changed.

"Do you speak Chinese?" Lu Chen asked with a smile.

The Hun general was stunned for a moment, and then pretended to be stupid: "Tweet ...... la"

"Quack, your sister! Why do I feel more and more that you're a chick? Lu Chen lifted the wrist of the Hun general, and carried him into the air, fluttering, and although his face was full of blood, he was quite delicate, not at all the roughness of a white man, and he had no beard.

"I'm a man." The young general said angrily, but his eyes were slightly flustered.

"Whoa." Lu Chen now began to speak a foreign language, reached out and reached into the neckline of the young general, and then went all the way down.

The Hun junior suddenly blushed, but he was lifted up in mid-air, unable to struggle at all.

"Oh, good, woo-lur, such big and soft pectoral muscles! How do you practice? Lu Chen smiled exaggeratedly.

The Hun general finally couldn't hold back and scolded in Chinese: "You are shameless! ”

Lu Chen smiled cheaply, his hand pinched in front of her chest, and he seemed to be extremely envious of the other party's chest muscles: "Ha, what did you say?" I don't understand, I just say it. ”

"Little, little gentleman, you are ......"

Not far away, Pang Tong, who came out of the customs to greet him, saw that Lu Chen was touching a Hun man, and his face immediately turned dark.

"Tie this up for me, send it to my small courtyard, and I'm going to teach her personally!" Lu Chen threw the Hun general to his own soldiers, and then went up to meet Pang Tong, and reached out to grab Pang Tong, but Pang Tong turned around and dodged, his eyes were strange.

Pang Tong looked at Lu Chen vigilantly, and now his heart was up and down, he said in his heart, Xiao Junhou really learned badly from Wen Chou, and even the Hun men did not let go, it seems that I will keep my distance from Xiao Junhou in the future, talk less if you have nothing to do, and be a quiet beautiful man...... (To be continued......)

PS: (Sorry, it's a little late today...... Thanks to the two sister papers of the head and the little paper for the reward O(∩_∩)O~~ In addition, the physical education teacher is too scum, and he didn't teach me math well, and I ate one hundred and fifty-nine chapters, so be it, don't change it. οΌ‰