Chapter 170: The Flying Dragon's Secret Spy
Wuzhu squatted outside the window for too long, and her legs were a little numb, but given that this was a major matter related to the interests of the Xiongnu and whether her uncle would be deceived by Lu Chen, the bastard, she had to hold back.
It wasn't until later that she finally understood the whole thing, ah! It turned out that the uncle was really deceived.
So where will Lu Chen kill any demon dragon? Is there any magic dragon in this world? My uncle is a shaman, and he once said that only fools believe in gods and ghosts. Now how did he fool himself? Moreover, the most terrifying thing is that he actually wants to marry me to Lu Chen? How can this be? According to my plan, I want to take Lu Chen back to the Xiongnu and be imprisoned as a slave, just like Lu Qi did to Zhao Yun!
"Little Wenhou rest assured, Wen Hou will definitely agree." Inside the house, Qubei said with a hearty smile, "In this case, even if we have a formal alliance, the Hun iron cavalry outside Yanmen Pass will soon retreat." In the ambush of Liu Bao half a month later, I will also send elite cavalry. However, please also ask Xiao Wenhou to waste some energy, kill a few more demon dragons, and fight Xianbei together. ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say." Lu Chen is not ambiguous, the Xiongnu are strong reinforcements, not to mention anything else, fighting against Xianbei to recapture Yunzhong Jiuyuan and other places is indispensable to ask them for help.
"It's hard to say!"
Wuzhu was in a hurry, her uncle was so stupid, she couldn't help but scream from the window, turned over and jumped in.
Knock –
The ground shook a few times.
The legs are numb, and the movements are not in place, Wuzhu's upper body is tied in the house, and his two legs are still hanging on the windowsill. She couldn't care about that much, and said hurriedly: "Uncle, don't be fooled, he lied to you!" There were no dragons at all, just gunpowder and bombs. Throw it with a trebuchet and it will explode. This is my master's sue for me, don't be fooled! Can't ally with him! ”
The humble face twitched slightly, the Huns are uneducated, but they can't be without IQ. What about the lower limit of the show?
Lu Chen covered his face, who is stupid? What kind of magic dragon is this? Is this a code?
Then, the thick-skinned one looked at the roof tiles and smiled awkwardly: "The weather is good today, and the sun is good." ”
Boom –
With a thunderclap, summer just can't escape this sudden storm. Outside, there was a commotion of collecting food and clothes.
"Boom...... What's that. Qubei stood up, "Since I have already negotiated the alliance with Xiao Wenhou, then I will leave." I'm going to talk to Wen Hou about the marriage. Once it is negotiated. I will do my best to send Princess Wuzhu to Yanmen. ”
Since it is a marriage. Naturally, it can't be a captured princess, at least, nominally.
Lu Chen drank tea.
Uzhu shouted, "Uncle." What else to give? I'm here! You take me away with me, wow, Lu Chen is a beast, woo woo......"
Qubei glanced at Wuzhu and found that her robe was stained with blood, and he was stunned for a moment. Then, he glanced at Lu Chen strangely and said, "Xiao Wenhou has already signed?" ”
"Uh...... Actually......"
Bang.
Before Lu Chen's words were finished, he left a dumbfounded expression, closed the door, and left the room with only Lu Chen drinking tea, Xiao Meow holding an iced teapot, and the black beads on his head and feet.
"You're playing again?"
Lu Chen suddenly felt that Wuzhu's shape was quite chic, of course, there were still some children who were not suitable, so he waved his hand and drove Xiao Meow out.
"It's not!" Wuzhu's cheeks were slightly red, and when she mentioned the morning's events, she was still embarrassed, and she didn't have time to think about why her uncle pretended not to see him, and subconsciously replied: "I'm here to kill you to avenge you." Hey! Not good...... Ahh......h
Then, Wuzhu struggled to turn over, and the quenched hairpin in her right hand had already pierced into her chest, and there was a dazzling blood red on the left breast.
Lu Chen's jaw almost fell to the ground, and the iced tea in his hand spilled on the ground.
The momentum of the black beads smashed down just now, that is called a ground shaking mountain, isn't the hairpin a long drive straight in? Isn't it like my heart has been pierced? Just reached an alliance with the Huns, and then Wuzhu hung up, it's hard to say, right?
Just when Lu Chen was thinking nonsense, Wuzhu was full of tears, he was pitiful, and he pulled his hand twice towards Lu Chen, and said, "Come here, help me suck the poison out, I'm going to die!" Poisonous wow! ”
“……”
Lu Chen's heart fell to the bottom all of a sudden, he committed suicide in the morning and didn't die, you are unwilling, right?
I saw that Wuzhu Hula Hula untied his robe twice, revealing a pair of huge red-eyed jade rabbits, shaking and shaking, but there was also a hairpin inserted on the lower edge of the left chest, and the deterrent effect was slightly weakened.
Bah.
Wuzhu boldly pulled out the hairpin, and suddenly the blood gushed like a spring, she blocked the wound with her fingers, and her whole body twitched in pain, and her snow-white soft flesh trembled.
Not far away, Lu Chen also saw that his teeth were sour, and he said in his heart, this woman is really a bull! However, he also breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at her size, a ten-centimeter hairpin should be impenetrable, the size is so good that it is cushioned, this stupid woman probably can't die again.
"What are you doing in a daze? Come and help me suck it! Wuzhu was teary-eyed and anxious.
What? Shy?
Wuzhu didn't know what the shy face meant, but he just felt that he had taken advantage of Lu Chen, and he had a bit of a loss. However, the little life is almost gone, how can you take care of this?
Fortunately, her legs are not numb anymore, Wuzhu lowered her head, trying hard to suck the poison in the wound by herself, but the difficulty coefficient of this action is too high, and a mountain on her chest blocks it, her mouth can't reach it at all, but because of the pressure on the wound, the blood sneers, like a fountain.
"Roar ......"
Wuzhu was so frightened that his face turned pale, he held his chest with both hands, and jumped to Lu Chen's side, straightened his chest, and pressed Lu Chen's head to his chest with the other hand: "Come, help me suck it out!" ”
"I'll suck your uncle!"
Lu Chen was bloodied, so angry that he jumped up and jumped eight feet high, and jumped out of the door like a rabbit. Don't say it's disgusting, your wound is poisonous, and Lao Tzu is not stupid, so I want to help you suck it? Why don't you give it to Lao Tzu when you're not injured?
As soon as he went out, Lu Chen ran into Zhen Mi leading Xiao Meow back to collect clothes.
"Ahh "Are you swollen?"
Then, Wuzhu Baihuahua's chest leaned out of the door: "Ahhhh......h It was inserted too deeply, and a lot of blood was shed! It's all because of you, Lu Chen, you're still running, help me suck it! ”
Lu Chen didn't look back, he pulled his legs and ran: "It's all bloodied by you, suck your sister!" ”
Zhen Mi was shocked, immediately covered Xiao Meow's eyes, and said angrily: "Bo Chao, you guys are playing too disgusting!" In front of children. ”
Lv Chen: "%&*#@"
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At last. After Hua Tuo's repeated inspections. Wuzhu was not poisoned, Wuzhu said that he was puzzled, but it was the poison that his uncle personally prepared back then. Lu Chen went to ask Qubei, who hadn't left yet, and said that the so-called quenching poison was actually a lie to Wuzhu. Because his two sons have thoughts about Uzhu. Of course, he would not let his son Overlord be poisoned when he was forced to bow hard.
After the morning jamming incident. and after the poisoning incident at noon, Lu Chen made up his mind. Although Wuzhu's appearance is extraordinary, his body is even more plump and bulging. However, given that she would 99% affect the IQ of her offspring, Lu Chen decided to exchange chips with the Huns.
This woman cannot be married.
However, without waiting for Lu Chen to express his opinion, the dust had already settled.
Lu Bu, who was extremely hostile to foreigners, even agreed to let Lu Chen marry Wuzhu, and even once made Wuzhu his wife.
It turned out that he was really prepared to go to Bei, and he brought a family tree, which said that the Xiongnu royal family was a descendant of the Han princess. In this way, Wuzhu's bloodline immediately became noble, and Lu Bu couldn't help but be blushing, why did he wander all his life? Isn't it because his bloodline is not noble enough?
Lu Chen reluctantly accepted the fact that he married Wuzhu as his wife, and when he returned to the small courtyard, Lu Chen issued an order.
"Yikuan, find a few craftsmen tomorrow to widen the wellhead."
"Little gentleman, how wide should you be?"
"Hmm...... Tell Ah Yuan to be empty, go and measure Wuzhu's ass, it's bigger than her ass. ”
"Bigger, won't you?"
"How old?"
"It's bigger than Yuan's ass." Lu Zhan said excitedly.
"This ...... The well was changed to a fish pond, and the amount of work seemed to be a bit large. ”
Lu Chen looked at Lu Zhan strangely, and when he saw that his eyes were shining, he suddenly felt much more relaxed, and his whole person became philosophical. This person, happy or unhappy, has to find the right reference! Looking at Lu Zhan, who had lost ten pounds in the past half a month, Lu Chen suddenly felt that life was full of hope.
Wuzhu is nothing, although his personality is a little frizzy and his brain is a little stupid, but he looks good. Not every wife and concubine has to have a baby, isn't there no Erniang Diao Chan?
"Thank you, brother." Lu Chen patted Lu Zhan on the shoulder, went to find Hua Tuo, and asked him if there was any magic medicine that would keep Wuzhu from leaving a scar. So the key part, leave a mark, and it will affect the rhythm when you touch it!
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"How about calling the Privy Council?"
"It's not good, it's too direct, and if you leak your name a little, it's easy to make people vigilant."
"That's called Hawkeye?"
"What an eagle eye, this doesn't match tennis, change it."
"What is tennis?"
"Don't push it, change it."
"Oh, what about the Dragon Tiger Hall?"
"It's not an underworld, why don't you call it the Sun and Moon God Cult? Another one. ”
"Well, it's better for you to decide. My mouth is dry, drink saliva first. ”
"Tsk...... Let's call it the Wyvern Spy. ”
Pang Tong glanced at Lu Chen, didn't speak, and drank tea.
Lu Chen thought about the name of this secret agency for a long time, what secrets and special things were all nonsense with Pang Tong, he just wanted a handsome name.
This organization was built by Pang Tong, and he was also the leader of the Flying Dragon Secret Spy, and he was only responsible for Lu Chen. The Flying Dragon Secret Spy has under the jurisdiction of a hundred people with unique skills who have been finally recruited, and they will spread all over the world and even other regions to find out a piece of news and intelligence worth investigating for Lu Chen.
In the final analysis, this is a spy agency established by Lu Chen.
The Flying Dragon Secret Spy was personally trained and instructed by Nameless, and of course, the guidelines and general training methods were drafted by Lu Chen. In this regard, he is not too confident, after all, Hollywood blockbusters are not necessarily reliable, and the nameless half-witted man does not necessarily know much about espionage.
The right to test it, and improve it according to the actual situation in the future.
In line with the idea of training, Lu Chen was the first to sprinkle all the orders of the 100 preliminarily trained spies to Hedong County and Xihe County, Liu Bao's territory. There are still ten days before Liu Bao comes to fetch the stirrup and horseshoe, and Lu Chen has already sharpened his knife. (To be continued......)