Chapter 180: As for it? As for it? As for it?
"That's right! The script I wrote myself, called "Xiao Wenhou vs. Zuo Xianwang, Seven Captures and Seven Deaths and Doesn't Surrender", ...... Isn't it very emotional? Lu Chen beckoned the cavalry and the trapped camp to retreat, separating him from Liu Bao and the others for a distance, and then, he himself took more than a dozen steps back, telling Liu Bao from afar, "Let's just capture it, and there are six more." So, your attitude now should be, kill or surrender, understand? We must have the kind of revolutionary spirit that regards death as home, and people die and birds are facing the sky! Yours, understand? β
"Ming, I understand......" Liu Bao said subconsciously.
"Okay, what you just did doesn't count, you can make a statement." Lu Chenyu pointed at his fan and said with a smile.
"Phew! Lu Chen'er, I and other Hun warriors can be killed but not humiliated, I will not surrender! Liu Bao suddenly turned over and got on the horse and shouted, causing Robert and the others to almost fall to the ground, and then, Liu Bao licked his face and asked Lu Chen: "Xiao Junhou, is this okay?" β
Robert looked at his cousin in horror, his eyes about to pop out.
"Very good, very good!" Lu Chen smiled and said to the left and right, "Open your bow and shoot arrows, shoot this group of undead Huns!" β
"Gah?" Liu Bao Chrysanthemum tightened, slapped the horse's belly with his legs, and rushed into the canyon with Luo Ba and a few people.
Lu Chen's bows and arrows naturally only symbolically shot at the sides, not at Liu Bao and the others, otherwise, they would have become hedgehogs, where could they run away?
The time-traveling criminals of the 21st century are so naΓ―ve that they are mad, and they don't have the slightest sympathy for the bitter public morality of the actors. No, at the same time as Liu Bao's acting skills are soaring. Lu Chen was not far behind and was ready to steal the show, his face changed, and he hissed: "Wow, yes, where is Liu Bao'er escaping!" I have laid a net from heaven to earth, and I will surely make you have no way to go up to heaven and no way to enter into the earth. The public will listen to the order and capture Liu Bao alive! Rewards! β
Without the slightest echo, Lu Chen felt a little cold.
A group of Lu Chen's soldiers all tilted their heads to the side, not daring to look directly at Lu Chen's amazing acting skills.
Even the war horses of the Broken Army lowered their heads shyly, and with this idle time, they hurriedly found two green grass plugs between their teeth.
While admiring Liu Bao's heroic posture of escaping. While howling a subdued line. Lu Chen didn't get a response for a long time, and looked at his generals with dissatisfaction, in fact, there was only Cao Xing of the Broken Army and Gao Shun who was trapped in the camp.
Cao Xing scratched his head, he had already obtained the second cargo certificate. I really don't understand how to cooperate.
Gao Shun rolled his eyes. took a machete specially equipped with dozens of pounds of heavy camps. Trimming his nails up and down, sometimes pulling a gorgeous knife flower, so that it is not elegant. Still, he muttered that he didn't know what he was talking about.
The generals couldn't count on it, and Lu Chen glanced at Pang Tongyi in a gesture.
Pang Tongyi straightened his stomach, the fabric suddenly tightened out of a round, squeaky and almost unbearable and bursting, he said angrily: "Xiao Junhou rest assured, he swears to capture Liu Bao with his own hands and tie him to your seat!" β
Lu Chen said happily: "Shi Yuanguo is my good general!" β
Pang Tong replied: "The one who is a confidant dies, that's it!" β
Just when Lu Chen and Pang Tong were having fun, Gao Shun finished trimming his nails, choked the long knife into the sheath, and then arched his hand towards Lu Chen: "Xiao Junhou, my thatched house is leaking, if it's okay, I'll go back to build the roof first." β
Lu Chen was helpless, Gao Shun was too serious, and he didn't know how to combine work and rest at all.
Of course, building a thatched house is an excuse, he wants to drag the trapped camp back to continue practicing, and he is born to work hard. probably thinks that Xiao Junhou is too boring, too brain-pumping, and doesn't like to play with him.
Although the trapped camp is elite, and the few war horses for Liu Bao have been fed with croton a long time ago, they are not something that a three-legged person can catch up with. The task of trapping the camp in this farcical military exercise is only the ambush of mines at the mouth of the canyon, Gao Shun is done, since this is the case, Lu Chen had no choice but to call him a day.
After sending off Gao Shun, who didn't understand the charm of drama, Lu Chen and Pang Tongyi abandoned the carriage, stepped on the war horse, squeezed out the expression of a dead father, and chased into the canyon with the broken army Wu Yangyang.
At this time, Liu Bao and the others had already run away, but Lu Chen had a good shelf, but the speed of the pursuit was turtle speed, and he stopped the soldiers and horses with a big wave of his hand without riding two steps, and jumped to the side of the road to pee.
"King, we Hun warriors, we would rather die than surrender to the Han dog!"
"Fuck your stinking fart! What Han dog? After our ancestors were defeated by Xianbei, didn't they also move south to join the Han Dynasty? You are scolding our ancestors! β
"King, we are warriors."
"Bullshit warriors, there is a difference between a warrior and a coward when you are alive, and you are a corpse when you die."
"Uh...... But. β
"But what? Shut up! Want to disobey orders? There is a saying among the Han people that people have to bow their heads under the eaves! We're just bowing our heads for the time being, and sooner or later we're going to take revenge! If you die like this, who will take revenge? β
"But ......"
"But what? Shut up! Lie down and taste the gall, three thousand Yuejia can swallow Wu! We slaughtered 10,000 cavalry of various ethnic groups, as long as I don't die, sooner or later we will slaughter Yanmen! β
"The king's writing is so good, it's just ......"
"What's the only? Shut up! We surrendered and threw in the towel, but now we have horses, and fast horses with double stirrups and horseshoes! Do we really want to act with that fool Lu Chen? Can't we just ride back to Hedong? Stupidity! β
"Then let's surrender and run back to Hedong, it's unrealistic!"
"Why isn't it realistic?"
"Well, look ahead."
"Shhhh
Liu Bao, who was counting and educating Luo Ba, suddenly reined in his horse and gasped, his voice louder than the horse's neighing.
I saw that in the canyon ahead, a cavalry phalanx of about 300 people was black and overwhelming, so it was not heroic and heroic. Moreover, it was not a light cavalry, but a heavy cavalry, and the cavalrymen were all wearing dozens of pounds of heavy armor, holding pure iron Changshuo, and immediately blocked the way of Liu Bao and the others without moving, looking murderous.
"Why, why didn't you say it earlier?" Liu Bao glared at Robert fiercely.
"I saw it from afar, what I always wanted to say, you told me to shut up!" Robert complained.
"Lu Chen, how dare you bully me like this!" Of course, Liu Bao knew that this was an ambush arranged by Lu Chen, and of course the purpose was not to kill him, after all, where could he use three hundred heavy cavalry?
Luo Bai's eyes were blood-red, and he roared: "King, fight with them!" I, Robert I, swear to protect the king to the death and fight my way out of the siege. β
Liu Bao glanced at Luo Bai a little sadly, he didn't say anything, he was speechless, this Nima didn't even have room to fight. So, he decisively dismounted and shouted to the opposite side: "I surrender, come and arrest me!" β
Robert was dumbfounded.
The other side did not answer, only to see that Zhang Liao held Changshuo high, and then pointed flat. Then, kicking and kicking, the heavy cavalry phalanx began to speed up, faster and faster, and there was a faint tendency of landslides and ground cracks.
Lao Tzu has a total of six people, and you have three hundred heavy cavalry to charge and kill, as for it? As for it? As for it?
Whew-
Liu Bao jumped on the horse again and shouted: "Scatter left and right, escape from the official road, and go up the high slopes on both sides." (To be continued......)