Chapter 167: Pang Tongxi is a father
(The second more arrived, the trouble was to smash the tickets, and the last recommendation was a recommended silver a day, and I couldn't afford to hurt it...... )
It is not only Gongsun Zan who is tinkering with Lu Chen to masturbate Yuan Shao, there are many people, some strangers who have never been in contact before pretend to be friends, and they are playing video and voice vigorously, in short, they are looking forward to Lu Chen also playing a girl and Yuan Shao.
It is probably Lu Chen's glorious achievements in the past half a year that have spread all over China, so it seems that his army, which is less than 10,000 people, is quite valued.
If you want to fool Lu Chen, there are three handfuls of people.
The first handful is Sun Ce, the little overlord of Jiangdong, who wrote to Lu Chen, instigating Lu Chen to scratch Scar Yuan's buttocks, but he didn't scratch it.
In fact, as soon as Pang Tong and Chen Gong analyzed, they immediately figured out Sun Ce's ghost idea, he was worried that Cao Cao would not be able to do Yuan Shao, so that Yuan Shao would unify Hebei, and he would also have to die with cold lips and teeth, on the contrary, if Cao Cao won, he could also take the opportunity to attack Xuchang. Of course Lu Chen didn't agree, your Sun Xiaoce children's shoes have long been registered on Guo Jia's "Book of Life and Death", what are you tossing? Maybe one day, the assassins sent by Guo Jia will be able to shoot you in the face. However, Xiao Chenzi did not miss the slightest opportunity, and Tian shamelessly replied, reminding Xiao Ce to remember to give red envelopes when he got married, of course, the self-made poor Sun Bohu chopped Lu Chen's reply with a knife, and Lu Chen naturally didn't know.
The second handful is Liu Biao in Jingzhou, this product is more ruthless, and he knows that Pang Tong is mixed with Lu Chen, so he asked a certain uncle of Pang Tong's clan to write a letter to Pang Tong, and turned a corner to fool Lu Chen to help Yuan Shao fight Cao Cao.
Pang Tong was originally from Jingzhou and knew Jingzhou's ass very well. Naturally, they know their position, is it nothing more than to find a way to weaken Cao Cao, and then advance east from Xiangyang to liberate Xuchang? Even, they didn't think about what Yuan Shao would do once he became bigger. Therefore, for Jingzhou's "kind guidance", Lu Chen also declined politely, and the excuse was still the same one. And, Shun Lì got on the line with the Pang family and Liu Biao in Jingzhou, and naturally invited them to come to drink wine and give red envelopes. And then. Liu Biao didn't reply again, probably feeling a little panicked.
The third handful is Zhang Xiu, who is entrenched in Wancheng, Zhang Xiu was not good, although he killed Dian Wei and Cao Ang. But actually. He is just a force that Jingzhou soft egg Liu Biao has planted to buffer Cao Cao's pressure. But. Zhang Xiu has a cattle man under him, the poisoner Jia Xu. Jia Wenhe helped Dong Fatzi give advice back then, so. is an old acquaintance with Lu Bu, no, he knows that Lu Bu has a bad temper, and he is more provocative than the two people in front of him, and pokes Lu Bu X point, Lu Bu read the letter, flipped the table on the spot, and smashed it with one foot.
But it was Jia Xu who chatted with Lu Bu in the tone of an old acquaintance, and didn't talk about anything serious, but he attached two crooked poems to the letter in a strange way. "Yanmen winter snow slashes Lu Bu, tiger prison spring tent rides red rabbit." According to Jia Lao Shengang, this was written by Cao Cao after he came back from Xiapi last year, to the effect that he was unwilling to let Lu Bu run away, which is nothing, but the two lines of the poem are inscribed on the picture of the lady in clothes, which is the portrait of Diao Chan by the painter when he was in Chang'an. In particular, the sable cicada on the painting is still wearing a red robe, isn't this a red rabbit? It's so subtle! After all, Lu Bu is half a literati, and this hint can still be understood, and he immediately clamored to kill Cao Bald. Lu Chen, Pang Tong, Chen Gong and others are like great enemies, Jia Xu is indeed worthy of the title of poisoner, Lu Bu wants to be angry at the crown, but no one can persuade him, and in the end it was Lu Chen who persuaded Lu Bu, not that Lu Bu listened to him, it was really Lu Chen's words that were poisonous enough. He said, Dad, it's clear that Jia Xu wants to provoke you, this is a trap, if you really go, you will be a fool. Instead of going to Cao Cao, it was better to chop up Jia Xu, and then Lu Bu calmed down, and deliberately inspected a circle of trapped dead soldiers in the camp, and asked Gao Shun in detail about the assassination.
Jia Xu, who was the most lethal, didn't expect that Lu Chen's personality was far from being as irritable as Lu Bu, so he failed, and Yanmen remained neutral as always.
At the end of August, Cao Cao got his wish and captured Beihai, which was almost equivalent to encircling Qingzhou, and Yuan Shao had limited reinforcements, and it seemed that it was only a matter of time before Cao Cao captured Qingzhou. However, anyone with a discerning eye knows that the loss of Beihai Qingzhou cannot damage Yuan Shao's roots, and moreover, Cao Cao's battle line is too long, and his combat effectiveness has begun to decline, and the next time is the decisive battle between the two.
Yuan Shao's chrysanthemums can only be peeped at by Gongsun Zan and Lu Chen, while Cao Cao is different, Liu Bei, Sun Ce, Huang Zu, Liu Biao and Zhang Xiu are all sitting under his buttocks, so compared to the two, Cao Cao's pressure is much greater. Huang Zu Liu Biao don't talk about these two soft eggs, Cao Cao must first solve Sun Ce and Liu Bei, these two will definitely make trouble, and Zhang Xiu is now short of food and grass and weapons, and he is already thinking about whether to surrender Yuan Shao or Cao Cao, so there is no need to worry.
Therefore, in general, even if he loses the first line of Qingzhou in Beihai, Yuan Shao's winning side is still greater than Cao Cao's.
What's more, Yuan Shao was not completely idle, he sent Gao Lanchun Yuqiong to march into Hanoi, when Lu Chen left, he and Cao Cao were left to rule Hanoi, and now while Cao Cao is on his eastern expedition, Yuan Shao will definitely quickly take Hanoi and then threaten Luoyang. Once Luoyang was broken, Cao Cao was faced with the problem of being cut off from Guanzhong, you know, his war horses were almost all provided by Xiliang Ma Teng, and Ma Teng would also send troops to help him fight against Yuan Shao.
In the month after subduing Liu Bao, Lu Chen held meetings with the generals to analyze the situation, and finally came to the conclusion that Yuan Shao was stronger than Cao Cao. Chen Gong, Zhang Yang and others concluded that Yuan Shao would win, so although they did not immediately follow Gongsun Zan to attack Yuan Shao, they were still ready to attack Yuan Shao when Cao Cao was defeated by Yuan Shao in the future. Lu Chen didn't argue too much about this, after all, there was a certain probability of burning the black nest, and Cao Cao might not be able to win this time. Moreover, no matter who wins or loses, he is determined to help the weaker side, so there is no need to argue.
However, in private, Pang Tong still secretly told Lu Chen that he was more optimistic about Cao Cao. Pang Tong has such a vision, and Lu Chen is very satisfied, but Lu Chen is more and more dissatisfied with his character.
As the saying goes, after a long time, after getting along for a long time, Lu Chen gradually found that Pang Tong was a little perverted. Moreover, it was discovered all of a sudden, just a few days ago on a morning.
That day, Pang Tong still came to Lu Chen's small courtyard to eat as usual, but as a result, Cai Zhaoji shyly took the two mixed-race sons out, pointed to Pang Tong and asked the two babies to call him father. Lu Chen, who was eating noodles on the side, sprayed at that time, and two noodles were drilled out of his nostrils like acrobatics.
Pang Tong, the ugly thing, became a father, although it was very cheap, but he didn't feel ashamed, but showed off happily for a long time, and told Lu Chen the details of the endorsement he asked Cai Zhaoji to endorse last night. (To be continued......)