Chapter 244: Xiao Jun is really a fucking cow fork
Regarding the question of apprenticeship, it was relatively sudden, Lu Chen coughed and picked up his eyeballs from the floor, blew the dust and put it into his eye sockets, wiped it for a long time, and then looked at Xiao Sun Quan carefully. I saw that Xiao Sun Quan had a resolute look of Mr. Dong blowing up the bunker, and Lu Su also kicked Ti Lu Su's ass next to him, his face was not pale, it seemed that Sun Quan's apprenticeship did not seem to be fake, and he had not discussed it with Lu Su, this was improvisational.
Of course, Xiao Sun doesn't need to tease Lu Chen with this matter, if that's the case, Lu Chen will not hesitate to throw Sun Zhongmou's classmate to Wen Chou to concoct it well, until the chrysanthemum cracks.
(Wen Chou beat his chest with both hands and pulled his chest hair, looking up to the sky and shouting: My big gun is already hungry and thirsty!) )
“WHY?” Lu Chen asked very carefully, his hand secretly scratched his butt under a few cases, I am not a minotaur, I just feel itchy.
"Huh?" Sun Quan was educated and could not understand foreign languages.
"I ask you why you want to worship me as a teacher?" Lu Chen sorted out his thoughts and felt that it was necessary to figure out the purpose of this product.
"Because Quan admires the wisdom and demeanor of Xiao Junhou." Sun Quan is very strict.
Lu Su was very embarrassed, he was half of Sun Quan's teacher, although Sun Ce did not let Sun Quan directly defeat Lu Su as a teacher, but except for the schoolwork of the Four Books and Five Classics, most of the other things were Lu Su guiding Sun Quan. This is also what Sun Ce secretly promised, he loved this younger brother very much, because Sun Quan was smart and talented. Now, Sun Quan worships others as teachers in front of Lu Su, how can he be calm? His face was naturally blushing, with a little anger, and most of all. The relationship between the Sun family and the Lu family is not shallow, and there is a lot of hatred when it comes to it.
Initially, it was the princes of the Eighteenth Route who crusaded against Dong Zhuo, and Lu Bu was a husband in the Tiger Prison, defeating Sun Jian and killing many Sun generals, and then, Lu Bu was entrenched in Xuzhou, adjacent to Jiangdong, and the conflict was not small. Although it is not a life-and-death feud, there is no deep friendship. The most important thing is. Sun Quan and Lu Chen's status is comparable. One is the son of the princes, and the other is the brother of the princes, isn't this self-surrender of self-esteem? Especially. That Lu Chen was only one or two years older than Sun Quan.
Rao is so. Lu Su didn't dare to speak. It's just a secret method such as kicking his ass, pulling his clothes, and pulling his hair to try to stop Sun Quan, after all, there is a difference between respect and inferiority. He didn't have the frame to scold Sun Quan in front of outsiders.
"Being handsome is trouble, the tiger's body is shocked, and the Quartet comes to court, is this the aura of the protagonist of the traversal?"
Lu Chen held his chin and muttered, why didn't he find out before? A literary ugly has to take out a big bamboo tube to threaten before he is willing to give in, and a nameless person wants to see his sister in a sea of misery before he is willing to surrender, what's wrong today? Has Lao Tzu's character been upgraded? Even the future generation of Ming lord Sun Xiaoquan took the initiative to apprentice? Xiao Jun is really a fucking bull fork! Hey, hey, hey...... Refreshing.
"What did you say?" Sun Quan listened for a long time, only hearing words such as trouble, crossing, and aura, and his face was confused and a little cute.
Lu Chen looked at the little white-faced Sun Quan and raised his hand: "Get up, get up, get up first." ”
Lu Su hurriedly stretched out his hand and pulled Sun Quan up.
Sun Quan's body is not big, his strength is not small, he did not move and solemnly arched his hand: "Xiao Junhou does not agree to the right to apprentice, and the right to kneel down." ”
Lu Su stomped his feet and used the old man's cart, oh, no, it was a move to pull out the willow upside down, dragging Sun Quan's arm up, but Sun Quan was as if he had taken root, and he didn't move at all. Lu Su was shocked, he knew that he wouldn't play with those little girls last night, he wasted a lot of energy in vain, and now he is soft and soft, which is too embarrassing.
"You worship me as a teacher, what do you want to learn?" Lu Chen asked again.
"I will learn whatever the teacher teaches, and I will not be picky about the teacher...... "Sun Quan replied very humbly.
"I don't think I have much to teach you." Lu Chen told the truth, he never thought that he would have a day as a teacher, and it would be light to mislead people's children, and it would be heartbroken and destroy the flowers and bones of the motherland.
Lu Su nodded, and agreed with Lu Chen's words the most, this kid is young, what can he teach his children? Joke!
Lu Chen was angry, nod your mother's head! Lao Tzu is modest, are you still serious? I'll kill you, fat man. If it weren't for Wen Chou's expedition to Jinyang, Lao Tzu would have called him in and exploded you!
Sun Quan shook his head with a stern expression and said, "The teacher is modest!" The steam locomotive is the most magical, it can walk on its own without the pull of oxen and horses, which shows that the teacher's wisdom and ingenuity are not inferior to Lu Ban. The teacher can teach me how to make a steam engine! Today, tens of thousands of barbarian cavalry soldiers are coming to the city, and the Yanmen soldiers are not more than 10,000, and the teacher can break the enemy between talking and laughing, and if he does not lose the soldiers, he will instead collect all the cavalry in the bag, which shows that the teacher's battle is slightly inferior to Sun Wu. The teacher can teach me the art of war! At the end of last year, Cao Gong's hundreds of thousands of troops came to Xuzhou City, Xiapi City was broken, the elite was surrendered, Wen Hou was captured, and the teacher captured Guo Fengxiao with a weak crown. Then, he was able to save his grandson, and led Cao Cao's grandson Xiongnu as his aid, based on Yanmen, which shows that the teacher's strategy and wisdom are not weak Su Qin Zhangyi. The teacher can call me a vertical and horizontal strategy! Yanmen guards interracial bullying, while the teacher ......"
Lu Su stopped nodding, his head weighed a thousand pounds, every time Sun Quan said one more word, Lu Su's head lowered once, and now it was almost hanging on his belly. His forehead was full of cold sweat, thinking about it, Lu Chen, this demon is really not an ordinary person, he can't compare with him, and I'm afraid there are few people in the world who can compare with him. Let's say that his political mind and means, left and right, are obviously weak, but he can force Yuan Shao and Cao Cao to throw off their armor and take the initiative to seek peace, which is a miracle. Besides, his use of troops is even more magical, although the number of troops has always been small, but he has repeatedly inflicted heavy losses on strong enemies......
"That's it! It's just a little thing. Lu Chen's face was flat, he waved his hand, picked up the tea and took a sip, but his heart was fluttering, it turned out that Lao Tzu was already so powerful? I rub I rub!
"Then the teacher ......" Sun Quan looked at Lu Chen with a look of anticipation on his face, his eyes flashing with light.
Lu Su wiped his sweat, he was powerless to stop it, but he was worried that he would be killed by Sun Ce after returning to Jiangdong, and he sent Yanmen to lose his younger brother, which was not a credit.
"For such a serious matter, you still need to repair the book and ask your eldest brother." Lu Chen said calmly.
"That's how it should be, that's how it should be!" Lu Su saw the life-saving straw, how dare he let it go, and said in a loud voice, "Xiao Wenhou really has a long-term vision and wisdom. For such an important matter, it is the general who is in charge. ”
Sun Quan glared at Lu Su dissatisfiedly, a little unwilling, and said, "Before leaving, my brother called me into the secret room and commanded. He said that the teacher is a wise man who has not been met in a hundred years, a reckless warrior in the eyes of very people, he has great wisdom, and he seems to act skillfully and willfully, but he can often surprise him. Therefore, my brother asked me to get close to the teacher, learn more, and ask for advice, and it is good to be able to learn half a scale. Therefore, Quan thought that if my brother knew that I wanted to defeat Xiaojun Hou as a teacher, he would definitely agree, and there was no need to revise the book and ask for instructions. After all, Yanmen is located in the north of Xinjiang, and Jiangdong hangs in the southeast, and it is a waste of time to come and go for half a year. Why don't I pay homage to my teacher first, and then write to my brother and ask him to prepare for the apprenticeship on my behalf. ”
Lu Su has no excuses: "This ......"
Lu Chen also has one less reason to shirk: "That ......" (to be continued......)