If you don't cheat through it, it's no different from sitting on your arms and not messing with Eunuch Liu, it's definitely a funny teaser.

Moreover, in an environment like the Three Kingdoms, where people are not as good as dogs, in order to keep themselves alive, a group of so-called heroes feed the dogs on the basis of discipline, and Cao Bald, who is short of money to spend, has become a leader in the tomb robbery world, and of course Lu Chen does not dare to fake Qinggao. Therefore, Lu Chen groped for gunpowder, cement, and oil, played with a giant Kong Ming lantern, and suffocated a steam engine that leaked everywhere, and so on.

Of course, these things are just scum compared to the mature technology of later generations, but they are enough for the present.

After tasting the sweetness, of course Lu Chen will make persistent efforts, most of the military and political affairs were lost to a few bigwigs, and he took Pang Tong Lu Zhan with him, and prepared to do more life-saving things.

Glass is not complicated, the difficulty is the fire control and purification, slowly groping for two or three months, the kiln burned out seven or eight mouths, and finally it is decent. Then, Lu Chen found someone to grind the lenses, and after spending hundreds of catties of glass, he also made a telescope that could barely be used.

Zhen Mi also scolded Lu Chen for half a month, and when he rode Lu Chen every night, he was panting and counting, which made Lu Chen happy. The reason is that Zhen Mi felt that if the Zhen family caravan was transported to Xuchang, Yecheng, Xiangyang and other places, they would definitely be sold for a sky-high price, but they were all destroyed by Lu Chen himself. In order to ensure his sexual well-being, Lu Chen asked people to re-fire the discarded glass and hand it over to Zhen Mi to make wine utensils and tableware, etc., who was overjoyed, and his riding skills were also several grades higher overnight, and Lu Chen was greatly relieved.

There are not many finished telescopes, a total of ten. Lu Chen, Lu Bu, Zhang Liao, Gao Shun, Zhao Yun, Wen Chou, Cao Xing, Zhang Gu, eight high-level generals each had one body, and one was stolen by Lu Qi and killed and not returned. The last one left, Lu Chen grabbed it and gave it to Nameless after Haibian hugged Pang Tong, who didn't let go, and the spy personnel must not do without a sharp weapon like a telescope. Nameless cherishes this telescope very much, and thinks it is a symbol of status, so he tied a rope to the telescope and took a bath and slept without leaving him.

After tying up the screaming Hesheng Ai and appeasing Wuzhu, who was planning to put his father under house arrest, Lu Chen walked for a walk in the camp and saw a lame guy standing crookedly on a haystack holding a telescope.

Judging from the curvature of the lame, it was the leader of the Wyvern Secret Spy who came to report today.

"It's pitch black, what are you looking at?" Lu Chen was puzzled.

Nameless put away the binoculars, jumped down as light as a swallow, and his posture was elegant and agile, looking like some kind of advanced martial arts. didn't stand firm on the ground, Nameless rolled on the ground for half a circle, stood up, patted his buttocks, walked over one cushion after another, pouted his buttocks and saluted, and said: "Feilong secret spy code name color TV, see Xiaojun Hou." ”

For some reason, Lu Chen always wanted to say to Nameless, "Take two steps without illness". He patted Nameless on the shoulder, this guy looks crooked and cracked, and he is so ugly that it makes people feel distressed, but he is reliable, and he can take him from the thousands of armies this time to promote love. Lu Chen smiled and asked, "What do you watch at night?" Where are women bathing? ”

Nameless shook his head: "I'm looking at the moon in the sky." ”

Lu Chen was stunned, this guy still has such leisure?

Nameless said again: "I don't know if Chang'e will take a bath." ”

Lu Chen rolled his eyes: "What do you see?" ”

Nameless sighed: "There is no one up there!" The magnified moon is as ugly as a big ass with a mole. ”

Lu Chen pondered for a long time, but still decided to end the topic of the moon and ass, and said: "The development of the Flying Dragon Secret Spy in the Xiongnu is good, and now, there is a confidential task to be handed over to you to do." This mission is a matter of life and death for me and the 300 Broken Prisoners, so we must only succeed and not fail! ”

Nameless sighed, and leaned over to listen to Lu Chen's secret orders, he had always been so calm, or heartless. Lu Chen gave up the idea of exaggerating the great historical significance of the mission, and after he finished his instructions, he still didn't see any mood fluctuations in the nameless.

"Can it be done?" Lu Chen wasn't sure if Nameless fully understood the purpose of the mission.

"Yes! No matter how many Xianbei people there are in Meiji City, it's no problem! Nameless hugged his fist, "Color TV go!" ”

After saying that, he disappeared without a name, and really disappeared from front of Lu Chen, as if he came and went without a trace. Lu Chendong looked around and still didn't see anyone, and sighed greatly, this kind of kung fu is indeed an excellent candidate for spy! Lu Chen half-turned to leave, and almost tripped over a black shadow, and when he looked closely, the animal on the ground was nameless, and this thing was squatting on the ground to untie his shoelaces. Lu Chen was suddenly disappointed, it seemed that the master who came and went without a trace did not exist.

Nameless muttered: "If you want to infiltrate Meiji, you must first change out of the cowhide boots that Xiaojun Houfa can distinguish between the left and right feet, otherwise it will be exposed, how can a color TV make such a low-level mistake?" ”

Color TV is the code name given by Lu Chen to Nameless, after all, the spy personnel still try not to use their real names, so as not to be exposed, Nameless could have used the code name as the leader, but he still has to take the lead. Regarding the origin of this codename, it is actually simple, because the lame nameless walk always steps on and pads his feet, so Lu Chen told him to step on the mat, thinking of the nostalgic color TV, so he changed two homophones. Nameless likes the name very much, he thinks the name is the meaning of colored lightning, which is very stylish.

Watching Nameless disappear into the night with a mat, Lu Chen began to count the "stocks" in the convoy with his fingers, trying to confirm whether it was enough for the 300 Breaker Army to defeat Liu Qubei's 40,000 iron cavalry. Of course, the answer is not optimistic, so it takes some skills, and this is what Lu Chen has to consider.

Now it's too late to move rescue troops from Yanmen, and it doesn't make much sense, there is little difference between 3,000 people and 300 people in front of 40,000 troops, and besides, the Xianbei people are ready to move, and the soldiers and horses of Yanmen cannot be mobilized.

If you can't fight the enemy, you have to outwit it.

Fortunately, Lu Chen already had a plan, and the "inventory" pulled on the twenty carriages was not small, and if everything went well, it would barely be enough. However, in order to avoid accidents, Lu Chen had to refine the plan to ensure that one hit would be hit, and he only had one chance.

The next day, early in the morning.

Lu Chen got up very early, and after playing a set of radio gymnastics, he practiced archery at the camp gate.

The result of shooting arrows with Lu Bubi last time stimulated Lu Chen. Although Lu Bu consolidated Lu Chen's authority in an extremely coercive way, he also humiliated Lu Chen in disguise, Lu Bu ostensibly deterred the bigwigs in the army to obey Lu Chen's orders, but on the other hand, it was not without hints to Lu Chen. The implication is very simple: if you want to gain the respect of the generals in the army, you must have strong force and archery skills, and it is to urge Lu Chen to practice archery skills.

Lu Chen practiced archery without using a target, picked up a soft bow, and shot at a carriage ten zhang away, his target was the man on the carriage who was tied to the carriage with iron wire.

Bend the bow and arrow.

The bow opens like the autumn moon in the sky, and the arrow falls to the ground like a meteor!

Whoosh –

The arrow was crooked, ridiculously crooked, and frightened Cao Xing, who was feeding the horses three feet away from the carriage, because he had an extra hairpin in his bun, the kind of thing with an iron arrow at one end and a feather at the other. Cao Xingwei screamed, and immediately threw away the fodder and ran to Lu Chen's back to hide, in the name of guiding Lu Chen to practice arrows.

Although Lu Chen was disdainful, it was not easy to refute, Cao Zhimou, who shot Xiahou Dun's eyes with an arrow, was the most skilled animal in the Lu camp except for Lu Bu, and he was also the general who Lu Chen liked the most except for Zhao Yun's eldest brother-in-law, and he liked to take this very thick person with him wherever he went.

Under the guidance of Cao Xing's chatter, Lu Chen pulled his bow again, and aimed one eye at the meaningless but meaningless Ai Shengai.

"Inhale, aim, shoot – oops! My horse! ”

Cao Xing, who is a good teacher, screamed again, ran out, ripped off the arrow on his horse's buttocks, and led him to a distance to find someone to apply medicine, and lost his interest in teaching Lu Chen archery. In his opinion, talent is something that cannot be forced.

Whoosh –

An arrow flew out and hit the side of Ai's waist, nailing his beloved jade pendant to the board, and he wailed and found that he was not injured, and collapsed again.

Lu Chen didn't care about the promotion of love, and when he turned around, he saw Wuzhu raising the bow in his hand with a swaggering face.

This girl's archery skills can completely blow up Lu Chen.

The snot bubbles of Hesheng Ai's nose were frozen into ice, and he shouted in mourning: "Sister Wuzhu's archery skills are still so exquisite, ah, haha, ha...... You can do it, put your brother down, it's been freezing all night. ”

It was true that he had been freezing all night, but it was not in the open air, it was only spent in Ma Pengli all night, otherwise, it would be impossible for him to still catch his breath in the cold of the northern land.

Lu Chen's face darkened, thinking that Lao Tzu was half tired last night, and now he only dares to pick a soft bow in archery. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, this girl was almost paralyzed into a vegetative state last night, but now she can jump around again, and sure enough, only the tired cow has not ploughed the bad field!

In a negative mood, Lu Chen came to the carriage where Hu Sheng Ai was located with a bow and arrow, and pulled the bow again, he thought to himself, only three meters away, if Lao Tzu still can't shoot such a big person, he will ...... Forget it, don't swear any poisonous oath, Sanmi looks far away......

Whoosh –

The arrow was nailed to the wheel of the carriage next to it.

Wuzhu sat on the snow with a smile, like a sheep crazy, almost foaming at the mouth.

Yu Shengai shouted: "Xiao Jun Hou's archery skills are outstanding, I admire it, you can let me go!" I've surrendered! ”

Is also excellent in archery? This bastard dares to sarcastically mock Lao Tzu!

Lu Chen was furious, jumped into the carriage, stood next to Hesheng Ai, pulled out his bow, and aimed at the head of Hesheng Ai, who was screaming and crying. Well, condescendingly, the arrow has no parabola, and the distance is not far, about a meter.

Whoosh –

"Ahh

"Whew!"

There were two screams, the first one was for Yu Shengai, and the second one was for Lu Chen.

said that the arrow was not inserted into Yu Shengai's body, but pierced into Lu Chen's boots. Fortunately, it was only tied to the edge of the tip of the boot and did not hurt the toe. Both guys made a false alarm and then stared wide-eyed.

In the distance, Wuzhu was already cramping with laughter, and wriggled on the ground like a worm.

"When I go back to Yanmen, I'll get the repeater out and shoot your sister's arrows! Grass! Lu Chen roared angrily and threw the soft bow out of Bazhang Yuan, completely furious.

He Shengai slumped on the board and chirped, unable to speak, when a warm yellow current snaked out from under his crotch.

This tastes spicy to the eyes!

Lu Chen pulled out the arrow on his boot and kicked Yu Shengai, then jumped away and dragged Wuzhu, who was laughing and weak, to eat breakfast, the soldiers had already packed up, and after breakfast, they had to continue their journey.

Lu Chen drank mutton soup.

Lu Zhan reported: "Xiao Junhou, when you humiliated Yu Shengai just now, those Huns all looked at it, and now people are leaving one after another, thinking that they are going back to report." Those guys were not hidden at all, although most of them were covered with snow, but the heat came out, like cooking on a fire, it was stupid. ”

Lu Chen nodded and said, "Hmm." Continue to tie up and love him, don't give food or drink, and don't care about and pee. After two days, I waited until I was sure that no one was following and monitoring him before I let him go. ”

In fact, Lu Chen used Hu Shengai as a target and arrow, just to let the Hun soldiers who came to monitor see it, so as to pass the news to Liu Qubei of Meiji, and to threaten the Huns in Wuzhou not to mess around, which would save a lot of trouble. Originally, Lu Chen planned to really stick a few arrows in Yu Shengai's body, and the bloody ones were more deterrent, but he obviously overestimated his archery skills. Although he didn't hurt him in the end, if you think about it, this method may be more effective than really shooting him.

At such times, disguising yourself as a psychopath can make your opponent a bogeyman.

The snow danced, and Lu Chen continued to take the convoy on the road.

The convoy consisted of a total of 800 horses, 300 captives and two war horses, and the remaining 200 were horses for towing carriages, except for the men's and horses' rations, tents and a few palm thunders, the rest was the gift that Lu Chen brought to Meiji. It's just that after learning of the Miji Mutiny, these gifts became something else - a life talisman.

Something more terrifying than gunpowder, of course, has the qualification to be called a life talisman.

The first two hundred miles were mountainous, and Lu Chen had to stop by to check the Qin Zhidao reconstruction project and some of the discovered mineral deposits, so he walked for eight days. After two hundred miles, Lu Chen had no distractions, and the Huns were frightened by Lu Chen's way of tormenting and loving with neurosis, and they didn't dare to send troops and horses to follow and harass, so it only took four days to come to Meiji City.

When the three hundred broken captives came to Shan Yuting, it was dusk.

Meiji is not a city at all, at best, the loess piles a two-zhang high wall, I don't know whether it is the lack of stones here, or the lack of quarrying and stone transportation technology of the Huns, probably both. This is a city that is easy to attack and difficult to defend, but Lu Chen has only 300 people, so naturally he will not attack the city, and the Huns probably do not have the consciousness to defend the city, anyway, there are not a few Huns in the city.

Cao Xing organized people to set up camp, and the simple tents after the transformation of Yanmen were set up quickly, and it didn't take long for a small camp to be completed, which stunned the Huns in the city.

It's not early, they can't afford to fight, and the Huns have no intention of coming out to harass.

But Lu Chen has always been a restless master, so he wrote a small note to Lu Zhan, and then, Lu Zhan could only hold a basket of large cowhide megaphones with a bitter face and shouted to the Huns:

"Listen, those inside, you are surrounded, lay down your arms and surrender at once, you have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will be a testimony in court......"

Cao Xuan and Wuzhu didn't understand why Lu Chen wanted Lu Zhan to say strange things, of course Lu Chen wouldn't tell them, this was a code for the Flying Dragon secret spy who had already infiltrated the city. Well, this code is definitely dark enough, so you don't have to worry about being faked by others. (To be continued.) )