Chapter 21 National Procedures for the Registration of First-Time Professionals......
"Come, sign this contract, and I will be your servant forever!"
The giant panda looked flattering.
Xin'er pushed her away in a panic, and before she even had time to wipe away her tears, she suddenly ran behind Xu Nan and dragged the corner of Xu Nan's clothes.
She pointed at the giant panda, her eyes full of horror.
The giant panda looked confused: "Do I look a little hideous?" ”
Xu Nan spread his hands: "It's okay." Xin'er, it's okay, although this guy has become a jing, he shouldn't hurt anyone. ”
Xin'er stomped her feet, suddenly grabbed the mobile phone on the table, and sent a WeChat message:
"What is this!?"
Her little face was still pale.
Xu Nan was also a little nervous, he had never seen Xin'er run out of the room, let alone her weak appearance hiding behind him.
As an elder brother, a desire to protect naturally arises.
He also used his phone to return:
"This is a giant panda, haven't you seen it on the computer?"
Xin'er stomped her foot again, gritted her teeth and replied:
"Of course I knew it was a giant panda...... Why is there a talking panda in our house!? ”
Xu Nan paused slightly, and muttered: "This is a long story......
The giant panda watched in a daze as the two faced each other chatting on WeChat, and suddenly felt that he might be hallucinating.
Xin'er took a deep breath, touched Xu Nan's arm again, and after confirming that Xu Nan was okay, she suddenly trotted upstairs with a smoke.
Bang! The door to the second floor was closed again.
[Xin'er: It's okay if you're okay.] 】
A warmth flashed in Xu Nan's heart, it turned out that this kid was worried that he would never return, too, without himself, how should he live without him, his self-care ability is so poor.
In any case, this national treasure must be disposed of properly.
So he pushed the giant panda very unkindly: "Hey, I don't care where you come from or what you want to do, now, this is my home." ”
"You let me go."
The giant panda rolled to the ground and begged for nothing: "No, I just found my goddess, the master in my heart, how can I leave her!" ”
"I'm going to protect her!"
Xu Nan rolled his eyes, this guy doesn't have the bearing of a national treasure at all, he's just a scoundrel.
"Could it be that this guy has a crush on Xin'er?"
Xu Nan couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, and his vigilance was even worse, and he warned for the last time: "Don't force me to cast spells, I'm a very powerful spellcaster." ”
"Kill me, kill me, and let my corpse accompany my goddess."
The giant panda simply lay on Xu Nan's sofa, motionless, like a salted fish that had lost its dreams, and there were words in his mouth: "There is no reason, with my cute appearance, how can anyone refuse me to be a pet?" ”
The corners of Xu Nan's mouth twitched slightly. Silently, he took out the Iron Glove and the Staff of Innocence from his storage bag, ready to start chasing people out.
Even if he is charged with beating a national treasure, he will drive out this guy who is even more shameless than himself!
Who knew that at this time, the giant panda rolled and looked at him seriously: "Who are you a goddess?" Why do you live together? ”
Xu Nan straightened his chest: "I'm his brother!" ”
"Not like that." Xiaoxiao looked surprised, and looked Xu Nan up and down with dark circles: "Your obscene temperament and the noble aura of the goddess are not the same way at all." ”
Xu Nan smiled: "Don't worry about this, and the goddess in your mouth is a man." ”
The giant panda sneered: "Don't try to lie to me, I can't tell if it's a man or a woman?" ”
"Anyway, I'm going to stay at your house. Until it is approved by the goddess. ”
"Forget it, since the goddess is not happy, then I will reluctantly talk to you for a while, this is a secondary demon pet contract, you should be satisfied!"
With that, she handed over a new magical contract.
Xu Nan was actually a little surprised in his heart. This level of magic contract, even for a second-order mage, needs to be carefully written for a long time.
But this giant panda has taken out three contracts, all of which have been changed at will, could it be that this guy is a very powerful mage?
He read it carefully, and the staff of innocence in his hand couldn't help but want to smash it at her head.
What kind of secondary magic pet contract is this, it is simply an unbound magic pet contract, except that nominally, this giant panda called Xiaoxiao is his pet, he has no benefits!
"Are you a spellcaster?"
Xu Nan asked.
"It's not."
"Is it possible for you to become a pandaren warrior monk?"
"It's impossible."
"Will you be a qualified pet?"
"Do you think my temperament looks like a demon pet for mortals? Don't expect too much from me. ”
Xiaoxiao said disdainfully while picking at the bamboo.
Even Xu Nan's good temper was completely enraged.
He tore up the contract and said, "I'm sorry, you're leaving." ”
"I still want a cat, or a crow."
Xiaoxiao had a seizure at that time: "You look down on giant pandas? I'm amazing. ”
"Have you ever seen Kung Fu Panda?"
Xu Nan was taken aback: "Do you know kung fu?" ”
Xiaoxiao: "I can learn." ”
Xu Nan: "...... There you go! ”
He waved the staff of innocence and began to slap it!
At first, Xiaoxiao still relied on her rough skin and thick flesh and wanted to lie on the sofa, but after a few beatings, she began to scream: "What kind of staff is this!" Why does it hurt so much to hit someone? ”
"Don't you know that it's a crime to abuse a national treasure?"
“…… I was wrong...... Don't fight, I'm hurting internally......"
"Woo woo, you have pity on me, take me as a pet...... I just want to stay with the goddess. ”
The giant panda snorted and cried, hugged Xu Nan's thigh, and looked at the innocent staff in Xu Nan's hand with some fear.
"Huh."
Xu Nan's face was expressionless: "I'll get a big truck in a while, and I'll go back and throw you to the nature reserve in the next province, what do you like, don't come to harass me again." ”
"That's where we go. I know that you were carefree in the first half of your life, and now I will teach you a little lesson, you know, national treasures are not just free to do whatever they want. ”
Xiaoxiao was aggrieved to the extreme, and lay on the floor in despair.
“…… My Goddess...... Is it really impossible to see you again...... Woooooooo ”
Xu Nan looked a little unbearable, although this giant panda is hateful, it is also quite strange; It's no wonder that this guy's previous actions were too annoying.
Besides, although the other world is coming, the great changes of the times are coming, but having a panda at home is not like it.
"Look at it again, is this magic pet contract okay?"
Xiaoxiao weakly handed over a formal magic pet contract, Xu Nan pretended to take it, in fact, he had already made a decision in his heart.
It's just that when he swept through the contract, he suddenly saw this line of text-
[Article 17 The magic pet can share any form of energy required by the owner, and the energy loss is about half......]
"Any form of energy?"
"Sharing? Or share? Wait......"
Xu Nan's mind suddenly flashed with inspiration. He opened Ron Warlock's bloodline system, consulted it, and got a pleasantly satisfying answer!
In the next second, his face immediately changed.
"Forget it, I'm the last person who can't see others crying, so let's sign it."
Xu Nan signed the normal magic pet contract with lightning speed.
The giant panda was confused: "Huh? Didn't you just say that this is the end of our life? ”
Xu Nan smiled kindly and said, "No, that's just angry talk." ”
"I suddenly feel like I can continue it now."
The giant panda was confused, but she was already satisfied to stay in this house and not be kicked out by Xu Nan, and rolled back to the garage at the moment.
It didn't take long for the happy sound of gnawing bamboo.
Xu Nan smiled slightly.
According to the system's prompts, the pet can help the owner complete the quest and also provide the owner with some additional energy income - including the Ron's unique Shame Points!
In other words, the giant panda Xiaoxiao can help Xu Nan get extra shame points, although the points obtained will be halved, but for Xu Nan, where to find such a brazen demon pet!
He believes that even if the task system does not release tasks, this giant panda called Xiaoxiao can toss a lot of shame points for himself!
"Earned, earned!" Xu Nan rubbed his hands excitedly, cleaned up the mess beautifully, and then started to make lunch.
After telling Xin'er that the giant panda would live in her garage for a long time through WeChat, Xin'er seemed to gradually accept this fact.
After all, she is an online anchor, surfing the Internet every day, and she has a deep understanding of the changes in the world.
My brother suddenly raised a panda, which I thought was quite scary at first, but then I thought it was like that.
After lunch, Xu Nan checked Xiaoxiao's attributes a little and couldn't help but be surprised.
"You're actually a mother?"
Xu Nan couldn't help but exclaim.
In the garage, Xiaoxiao hugged the green bamboo vigilantly: "What do you want to do?" Even though you are now my master, it doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want to me! ”
Xu Nan only felt a pain in his head: "What are you thinking, I'm just surprised...... Besides, am I like that kind of crazy person? ”
Xiaoxiao disagreed: "Aren't you warlocks known for their madness?" ”
Xu Nan thought about it, as if he couldn't find any reason to refute it.
"Remember to install an air conditioner for me, and I want to watch TV, I want to eat meat......"
Xu Nan kindly touched Xiaoxiao's head: "Go to sleep, child, there is everything in the dream." ”
Xiaoxiao snorted coldly: "If you don't help me, it's a big deal that I'll do it myself!" ”
Xu Nan didn't care.
He went to take a nap for a while, and when dinner was over, and when it was time to make an appointment with his senior sister, they came to the door of the famous couple's coffee shop on Xinkou Street to meet.
It's just that when he and Zhang Yingluo rushed to the vicinity of Lu Junyi's hospital, they were stunned to find that this place had been blocked!
A large amount of smoke and dust came out of it, and people were watching.
The serious soldiers of the military region were armed with guns and ammunition, and Xu Nan even saw the figure of the tank in the smoke of gunpowder!
"What the hell? This is the new town of H City, why is it like this? ”
Xu Nan was a little worried.
"I just received news that Lu Junyi ran away, and it is said that he offended a very powerful woman, and he may now have fled to South America or Australia."
Zhang Yingluo borrowed two phones and said with a strange face:
"The subject is called warm, and the background is a bit big."
"Lu Junyi's hospital has been flattened by tanks...... But I don't think it's that simple, personal grudges, how can it be like this......"
"Senior Brother Xu Nan, let's go back and think about it for the long haul first."
"I have a copy of the registration form for the Thousand Mang Society here, I want you to fill it out; This form will have to be filled out sooner or later, because in a week at most, the first national professional registration process will begin......"
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