Chapter Twenty-Five: Show Affection, What's Fast?
"Remember that little alley when we first met?"
Qin Lele's tone became strangely gentle.
Xu Nan was shocked, he looked at Qin Lele, what was going on with this reminiscence-style tone?
"Remember the big banyan tree I fell?"
Qin Lele continued.
Xu Nan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, Qin Lele didn't want to say something that he couldn't accept in the name of the dungeon, right?
That's not a good fit, is it? He glanced at Qin Lele's chest, even by the standards of a fifteen-year-old girl, she belonged to the category of stunted development...... Ahh What are you thinking about Xu Nan, she is only fifteen years old, and she is the same age as Xin'er!
"I don't remember!"
He shook his head decisively.
Qin Lele said angrily: "It's Grandpa Zhong's house." ”
"The reason why I often go to his house is to practice my proficiency in burglary, and on the other hand, because there is a secret hidden in their backyard."
Xu Nan's heart moved, Qin Lele's behavior that day was obviously a little abnormal, but he didn't think much about it, he just felt that this girl was obviously a little funny and stupid.
Unexpectedly, under the stupid and cute appearance, she still hides an unknown side.
Judging from the hands with which she stole her underwear just now, the previous accident was definitely just a deliberate act by her.
This female thief is much stronger than she imagined. At least she's very good at stealing.
According to Qin Lele, there was a dry ancient well in Grandpa Zhong's backyard, and Qin Lele happened to hear a noisy sound inside, so he dived into it many times and found that under this ancient well, there was a newly dug dungeon!
It may be a bit inappropriate to use a dungeon, but it can only be said that it is an underground space that has begun to take shape.
Qin Lele's investigation results showed that a group of gnolls and a large number of dwarf demons had appeared in the underground space.
They are building their camp along an underground river.
They should have just arrived on Earth, and when the camp is built, they may launch a tentative attack on the surface world.
Of course, none of this is the most important thing.
The most important thing is that Qin Lele sent a picture to Xu Nan.
The picture was very blurry, because the light underground was very dim, but Xu Nan could still see clearly, this was a large amount of materials covered with oilcloth in the camp of the jackals!
"How? Interested in having a ticket? ”
Qin Lele asked, "I didn't even tell my cousin, so I came to you first." Tell Zhang Yingluo that the people of Qianmang Club will definitely interfere, and we can't even drink the soup. ”
"These gnolls definitely didn't enter the earth by accident, you can see these abundant materials, you are not a spellcaster, you must be very short of materials from the other world, right?"
Xu Nan was surprised: "Where did this photo come from?" ”
Qin Lele said calmly: "Drone." ”
Xu Nan thought for a while: "Time." ”
"The sooner the better. On the one hand, I consider Grandpa Zhong's safety, and although I have persuaded him to move out temporarily, there is still a possibility for this group of monsters to break out. ”
"It's eight o'clock tonight, right?"
"How about half of the loot? After all, I found the dungeon. ”
In this regard, Qin Lele showed extraordinary calmness. This made Xu Nan feel that women are really terrible.
"Okay. But I have to pull one more person. Xu Nan groaned.
"You won't grab loot with me, will you?" Qin Lele said vigilantly: "Are you sure you can rely on it?" ”
"Absolutely relied on, the quality of the state guarantee."
Xu Nan patted his chest: "And our two crispy professions, some of them are too dangerous." ”
"This guy I called, he can resist, he can fight, he can output, and he can sell cute, super powerful."
Qin Lele turned his worries into joy: "Then at eight o'clock tonight, see you or leave." ”
"I'll take these two pairs of underwear as souvenirs!"
With that, her hands were as fast as phantoms, and the pair of panties disappeared.
Xu Nan's heart was cold, thinking about meeting this little girl in the future, I was afraid that she would have to wear a thousand pairs of underwear to resist her demonic little hands!
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Bidding farewell to Qin Lele, Xu Nan went around the school for a while, and finally quietly returned to the classroom.
This time, he changed the mask model, and turned on the [Stealth] skill when he started, and then turned on the [Hide] skill after finding an empty seat.
In class, no one could find out about Xu Nan's actions.
Xu Nan breathed a sigh of relief, he was finally able to attend class well!
Immediately he was confused again. If everything you see is true, those monsters are coming, those races will also invade, and the laws of the world will change greatly, then what is the use of what you have learned?
In the classroom, most people still listen carefully, a small number of people secretly play with their mobile phones, and the chat content is estimated to be inseparable from the gossip of professionals.
"Gnolls and dwarves?"
In the bloodline knowledge, the gnolls and dwarfs in the main plane of the world are the lowest level cannon fodder creatures, unless there are mutants and professionals, the challenge level is 1.Their combat effectiveness is stronger than that of ordinary humans, but they cannot be compared with professionals, of course, it also depends on the specific degree of armament.
Although Xu Nan's bloodline was very strong, without a fight, no matter how powerful the spells and bloodlines were, they were just decorations, so he did not refuse Qin Lele's invitation.
What's more, his alchemy materials are scarce, maybe this trip to the dungeon can be rewarded.
"Don't think about these things yet, this monthly event looks like a lot of rewards, since you have chosen the camp, you have to do something!"
Xu Nan shifted his attention to the task card.
Since he chose the [Single Dog] camp, Xu Nan found that which person he set his eyes on, whether the person's status of [single/love] would be revealed.
Of course, there are some exceptions.
For example, the most famous show of affection and love maniacs in the class - Zhang Jun and Shen Miaomiao. The two of them, Xu Nan didn't need to look, they could smell the sour smell of love from more than ten meters away.
Interestingly, in the monthly task system, it seems that the more frequent the couple who show affection, the higher the activity points that single dogs can get by fighting back against them.
Xu Nan searched carefully, and in a few minutes, he confirmed the three couples.
These three couples usually show their affection in the circle of friends, QQ space, and even in public.
For example, Zhang Jun and Shen Miaomiao, although they sat in the front row and listened carefully to the class, they fed each other yogurt from time to time, even Lao Hai couldn't help coughing several times, and the wolfberries in the thermos cup were drunk dry, which couldn't stop the move of the pair of love madmen.
"Let's take you first to see if this event is reliable!"
Xu Nan sneered, let you show your affection every day!
He took out his mobile phone, quickly found Zhang Jun's QQ impression tag, and immediately added an impression to anonymous him-
[The child has been beaten, and I am very content with myself now, but every day when I sleep, I still think of your warm chest and the song you wrote for me]
Then he locked on to another couple, this time the target was a girl, and it was still QQ Impression Dafa-
Where are you? The child is crying to find his mother, I really can't help it, I can't contact you]
The last couple, Xu Nan thought about it for a while, changed his strategy, and sent anonymous text messages directly to the man:
"I'm pregnant."
Although Xu Nan doesn't understand technology, there are also some magic tricks in the trick that can easily meet Xu Nan's requirements, and if he wants to hide from the world, it is easy.
The first trick is released, and the next thing is to see the results.
Sure enough, after the three basic accounting sessions, when class ended, Shen Miaomiao suddenly slapped Zhang Jun, and then ran out of the classroom crying.
Zhang Jun looked confused, and the yogurt in his hand was still trembling.
The crowd smelled gossip.
On the other side, there are couples arguing: "Don't tell me it's a prank!" I don't believe it, you told me two days ago that you had a thorough separation with her, I was really blind! ”
"Get out of here! Get lost! Get out now! ”
The last couple was relatively sensible, the boy looked at the girl's helpless expression, and said very gently: "It must be someone else's spoof!" ”
"I believe in you."
The girl was silent for a long time before she half-cried and said, "I'm sorry...... I really have a child......"
The boy's tolerant smile immediately froze there, replaced by the Hulunbuir grassland overhead.
In the classroom, there was a lot of commotion!
Xu Nan left the classroom satisfied.
In fact, the counterattack of single dogs to couples is not necessarily to really break up the couple, as long as they can make a counterattack; If it is a couple who truly love each other, they can't be separated no matter how they are dismantled, and what can be separated is just because of the numb flesh of the lonely huddle together for warmth.
[Event points +500, from Zhang Jun and Shen Miaomiao]
[Event points +300, from Liao Mingfan, Tian Tian]
[Event points +100, from Gu Xiaohui and Ji Yuan]
[Event points +1000, from Gu Xiaohui and Ji Yuan]
On the way home, Xu Nan received such messages one after another.
Of the three couples, the first two were hit hard, but it seemed that they did not break up, but just entered a state of quarrel.
Only the last couple, Gu Xiaohui and Ji Yuan, immediately chose to break up, and Xu Nan also got the most activity points from them. Comparing before and after, Gu Xiaohui may not believe that his girlfriend had a child at first, but later his girlfriend admitted it herself, which made him unacceptable and endured a crit of 10,000 tons, which provided Xu Nan with so many activity points.
On this day, many people's circle of friends have lost the photos and talks of these three famous loving couples, and everyone has expressed that they are refreshed, their waists are not sore, their legs are not weak, and they are not panting when they go to the fifth floor.
"With so many activity points, I don't know what good things I can redeem?"
Xu Nan looked at the 1900 event points and the lottery wheel exclusive to the monthly event, and looked forward to it.
You know, this is just his first move.
Now that you have joined the single dog camp, you have to breathe a sigh of relief for the single dogs, Xu Nan's counterattack has only started now!
But don't worry, after all, it's a monthly task, today is Monday, couples don't haunt frequently, Xu Nan decided to wait for the opportunity to act.
Is the priority a raffle?
Of course not, but hurry up to buy vegetables and go home to cook for Xin'er!
It's just that when Xu Nan went home, he found that there was a lot of laughter at home.
In the living room, it was like a big meal for the whole Han Dynasty, Xin'er was eating silently, and Xiaoxiao was talking and laughing while drinking wine and eating meat:
"I want to be in Wolong back then......"
"Later the breeder ......"
"By the way, goddess, why do you have such a brother who is incompatible with your temperament, he doesn't look like your relatives at all......"
The giant panda said tentatively with drunkenness.
Xu Nan held his breath and leaned against the door to listen.
Syllable!
The sound of a plate shattering.
In the living room, Xin'er put a pot of sour soup fat cow on her head with an expressionless face, and the latter looked confused.
"If you say anything bad about my brother, you will never appear in front of me."
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