Chapter 46 How to gracefully make the people around you feel uncomfortable
The inflatable golem is actually a bit easier to make than you think.
Except for the smart chip, which needs to be purchased in Paradise Lost with Heng Gold Coins, the rest of the materials can basically be used by Xu Nan in the base.
According to the drawings, after the inflation is completed, the puppet should be about the same height as a real person, and the lambskin with the alchemy curing effect is comparable to a real person.
When Xu Nan did it, he didn't think much about it, he just felt that this thing met all his requirements.
But when the soft and collapsed puppet finally took shape, Xu Nan suddenly realized something.
Doesn't this thing look a bit like some adult product?
Although he had already picked a relatively inconspicuous style to make, the thought of a group of inflatable blondes going into the field to plant rice and farm was quite inconsistent.
"Let's try it first. If you're afraid of being harmonized, it's a big deal to get it a piece of clothing to wear in a while. ”
Xu Nan didn't think much about it.
In terms of inflation, the specific proportion is not given in the drawings, and Xu Nan needs to deploy it himself.
It is mainly a mixture of hydrogen and some inert gases.
Hydrogen can make the entire puppet lighter and reduce power consumption. Xu Nan inflated for the first time, he didn't know the proportion, and out of greed, he stuffed some more hydrogen.
It wasn't until he finished inflating that he realized something was wrong.
Before he could turn on the smart module, the entire inflatable golem flew up!
Xu Nan was shocked, he hurriedly put down the tools in his hand, and wanted to jump up to chase the inflatable puppet, but he was obviously not good at it, and the inflatable puppet turned around on the top of the alchemy factory very playfully, and suddenly floated outside!
Xu Nan's scalp was a little numb, fortunately there were not many people in the base, otherwise it would be embarrassing if everyone watched a blonde girl floating in the sky.
He hurriedly chased after him.
It just so happened that Ah Tang was wearing headphones and stepping on inexplicable dance steps, and when he saw a blonde flying in the sky, he couldn't help but exclaim: "I didn't expect you to be such Xu Nan!" ”
"Is she your girlfriend?"
Xu Nan was too lazy to talk nonsense with her: "Hurry up and help get that thing down!" ”
Ah Tang was reluctant, but he also jumped high and tried to take off the inflatable puppet.
It's a pity that this inflatable puppet is too light and fast, and with Ah Tang's skills, he can't even handle it for a while.
Xu Nan looked at her for a while, and once suspected that she was doing it on purpose!
There is also Gu Xiaomeng in the base!
In case it is seen by others, although Xu Nan will not feel anything, he is still a little embarrassed.
However, the truth is far more cruel than Xu Nan imagined.
The blonde floated towards the residential area. And it's not slow.
Xu Nan and Ah Tang chased all the way, and suddenly their faces changed!
In front, is the house where Xin'er lives!
And the inflatable puppet crashed into the window on the second floor!
Bang!
It's pretty loud.
Unless Xin'er is sleeping, I'm afraid this voice has already been heard by him!
Thinking that Xin'er would misunderstand if she didn't do it, Xu Nan was a little anxious.
He rushed over to throw a spider web and cover the thing.
However, at this time, the curtain on the second floor was opened, and Xin'er's curious little face poked out.
Xu Nan made a decision immediately, and without hesitation, he threw a Malfoy strong acid arrow!
Bang!
Xin'er opened the window suspiciously, only to see pieces of lambskins shattered and sprinkled down.
"Good morning!" Xu Nan waved his hand calmly.
Xin'er blushed and quickly closed the window.
Xu Nan breathed a sigh of relief and rushed over to clean up the mess.
When he was about to pack up his things, Ah Tang was late:
"Where's your girlfriend?"
"Huh? Did it blow up? ”
Xu Nan slapped her on the head.
"Don't mention today's events."
Holding a pile of lambskins, he ran back to the alchemy factory to continue pondering.
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The inflatable puppet does have excellent performance, but in terms of appearance, Xu Nan realized that he couldn't blindly follow the design drawings.
Who knows what kind of alchemist designed this thing is, a dead house or a gentleman!
Nineteen models of a primary inflatable puppet, all of which are the images of girls of various races in the ring fat and thin swallows.
What's even more outrageous is that there is also a female minotaur!
The Arcane Empire was banished not for nothing!
Xu Nan ignored the uniforms and clothing of various eras in the annex behind him, and decided to design the shape of the inflatable puppet by himself.
Without hindering its function, Xu Nan simulated a variety of situations, and finally found that his design was ...... Sure enough, it still doesn't work!
Each alchemy product is designed through an unknown number of experiments by the alchemists of the Arcane Empire; The specific data and detailed indicators have very mysterious details in them.
The result of Xu Nan's unauthorized alteration of appearance is that although the inflatable puppet he designed is neither erotic nor emotional, it is useless.
Later, in order not to waste materials, he simply slapped his head and made an image of Dabai in "Super Marines".
Appearance doesn't matter to him anyway.
As a result, Xu Nan's first suitable inflatable puppet was born.
Looking at the inflatable puppet that runs automatically and has a certain amount of intelligent feedback on its own instructions, Xu Nan was full of emotion, and he simply named the inflatable puppet Dabai.
Dabai's success boosted Xu Nan's morale to a certain extent, but it also made him completely give up his plan to use inflatable puppets to farm.
This thing is suitable for an alchemical assistant, and it can indeed replace the mage's hand in a sense.
But planting rice or something, it's still a little bit later.
In this case, it is not suitable for mass production.
This means that Xu Nanbai has been busy for two days.
"It can't be regarded as a waste of work, at least the alchemy proficiency has improved a lot."
Xu Nan ordered Dabai to build an assembly line for making mechanical imps in the alchemy workshop, and Dabai had a good learning ability and learned it quickly.
Once the assembly line is completed, it is not difficult to semi-automate mass production of mechanical imps.
Xu Nan bought a lot of sapphires, and the cheap labor in the base in the future will still be dominated by ghosts.
Inflatable products...... Shelving it for now.
Then he fell asleep.
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When I woke up, it was already the next morning.
The interview time I made an appointment with the tutor of Qianmang Club was in the evening, and the location was Xu Nan's university.
Xu Nan still attaches great importance to this, and Zhang Yingluo hinted that every professional who is qualified to serve as a mentor at this stage is above the second order.
Although the warlocks took different paths, if they could get the guidance of their predecessors, Xu Nan would never miss the opportunity.
He was going to join the Thousand Mang Society first, and he also wanted to get more information and resources about professionals and the other world.
After the kobold were wiped out, the dungeon was safe for the time being. With Ah Tang in charge, Xu Nan is not too worried about Xin'er's safety.
He also had the dwarves build eight lowest-level defensive towers around them, so that any monster that came near would be alerted and attacked by the towers.
After doing all this, he left the dungeon.
During the day, he was originally going to class, after all, he hadn't gone to class for a long time, and Xu Nan missed his lovely classmates.
It's just that before he arrived at the school, Qin Lele's message came:
"Lord of the city, my mother wants to see you!"
Xu Nan: "??? Didn't you say you wouldn't let her see me? ”
"No, we can't hide our affairs anymore! Otherwise, she wouldn't let me go. Qin Lele sent a mournful expression:
"You dress ugly, don't look too good. I'm waiting for you in Dafang Square. ”
Xu Nan had a little headache.
It stands to reason that he doesn't want to interfere in Qin Lele's affairs. But the day before yesterday, since they all asked people if they needed help, when people said they needed help, did you say they were not available?
This is certainly a way to harvest event points, but it also hurts the hearts of your own family!
Xu Nan wants to pick wool, and he will not start against his own people.
He thought about it, but he still reluctantly agreed, in fact, he was still quite curious about what kind of person Qin Lele's mother was.
After learning a bard's spell - [Transfiguration], Xu Nan Shi Ran got on the bus at the school gate.
In order to prevent Qin Lele from not recognizing himself, Xu Nan also sent a selfie.
Xu Nan in the photo looks like a forty-year-old uncle, with a lewd energy all over his body, which has nothing to do with the word good-looking.
“??? Xu Nan, did you secretly go to plastic surgery without me? Qin Lele exclaimed.
Xu Nan was proud, he had long wanted to learn a disguise technique, after all, with his charm getting higher and higher, there would be more and more troubles in the future.
Although the new image is not good-looking, it can avoid a lot of trouble.
On the bus, hardly anyone gave him a second look.
Forehead...... In fact, there are also women, the female high school student sitting next door glanced at Xu Nan more than once, but her eyes were full of disgust.
Xu Nan didn't care about her.
He's still worried about his monthly activities.
To be honest, letting him scare people or something for the sake of activity points is really not Xu Nan's style; I have scolded couples once before, and it is already Xu Nan's limit.
Isn't there some good way to get activity points without offending anyone?
Xu Nan thought about it, and helped Qin Lele solve the problem by himself, Qin Lele, a little clever ghost, should also share his worries and solve problems.
So he carefully considered it and said:
"Captain Chengguan, I have a question for you!"
"How do you gracefully make the people around you feel uncomfortable?"
Qin Lele was full of confidence: "This is simple, you will talk about it when you get to Dafang Square in a while." ”
Dafang Square is the center of the city, and even if it is noon on a weekend, it is overcrowded.
Xu Nan got off the bus and walked to the place where Qin Lele said surrounded by the flow of people.
Crowds.
Suddenly, he saw a beautiful shadow swoop through the crowd and rush towards him!
Along with the figure, there was a loud shout—
"Godfather!"
"People want to kill you!"
Xu Nan looked at Qin Lele hanging on himself like a koala with an expressionless face, and everyone else showed strange eyes.
[Event points +1000, from ......]
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