Chapter 102: Online dating? My Lolita ...... [Third Update]
Ever since he learned about the Apocalypse Warlock's advanced method from Mr. Romang, Xu Nan had been very entangled.
Without him, the road is too difficult, and the foreseeable difficulties and obstacles are enough to make most people fearful.
After all, the Apocalypse Warlock also has the saying of [Heavenly Judgment Warlock].
Although it is a combination of the favor of the multiverse, it is always easy to be jealous if it is too perfect, and every apocalyptic warlock in the history of the world is amazing, but none of them have a good death.
Although Xu Nan has the consciousness of "I want it all", he is not ready to really become the object of fire by many people.
But he still carried the key with him, after all, he was prepared.
Seeing Xu Nan's expression of affirmation, Luo Mang casually opened a portal:
"Let's go."
Xu Nan was also unambiguous and followed in. The two of them did not go directly to the basement floor, but went to the conference room on the third floor of the library.
Romang faced the people of the daily council, pointed at Xu Nan and asked:
"This kid is my apprentice, you also saw it just now, he has a good appetite, and he has a bit of style like me?"
The council president, who is known as the "Earth Master" and is the best at whiskering and slapping horses, immediately gave a thumbs up and said:
"82 points, the remaining 18 points are sent to this kid in the form of 666 private messages, for fear that he will be proud."
Xu Nan was taken aback when he heard this, in Paradise Lost, there are already people who have studied Chinese culture so deeply?
The crowd next to him also applauded and boasted. The old man had a smug look on his face.
At this time, a staff member came over carrying a banner.
"Come on, come on, Xu Nan, you can help take a look, this is the banner given to me by the council president."
Luo Mang originally brought Xu Nan over to the daily council to go through the motions and do a routine thing.
I just saw the banner, so I smiled and asked Xu Nan to identify it.
The president of the council looked confident and calm: "This is my evaluation of old Mr. Romans in my heart!" ”
Xu Nan looked at it, and the banner was written in Microsoft Yahei font, with a line of Chinese!
[Romans has a clever plan to settle the world, and he lost his wife and soldiers].
Xu Nan muttered in his heart, this council president looks like he can pat himself on the back, but he didn't expect to be so upright and not afraid of power?
actually directly satirized Roman, who is one of the three legends, on the banner for his cleverness?
It can be seen that he is very dissatisfied with Romans!
"How? Actually, I don't know the meaning of this sentence, but it sounds like it's intimidating, and it's very imposing. ”
The old man asked Xu Nan with a smile.
Xu Nan honestly translated the literal meaning. He can't sit back and watch Romans be deceived!
In a flash.
The air in the conference room seemed to be drained.
The council leader glared at Xu Nan in disbelief, and Xu Nan looked at him innocently.
"Damn, is that guy who is dating me online a fake earthling?"
The Speaker underestimated and suddenly came to his senses.
He apologized to the legendary boss vigorously, and the person next to him showed a look of apprehension; The secretary general of the daily parliament quietly tore in half the Chinese calligraphy couplet that the president of the parliament had proudly given him a few days ago.
Fortunately, the old gentleman was generous, and the president of the council did not get cold on the spot.
"Alright...... In the future, if you are not good at learning, don't learn from Lao Tzu and pretend to be forced. ”
The Lion King summed up while filling Lena with a bottle: "Don't look at that mess, learn from me, and look at the Internet." ”
"I just felt that something was wrong when I listened to it, and sure enough, it is beneficial to open the book, and reading more books is the right thing to do."
Xu Nan looked at the Lion King curiously, although they had never met, but the two sides had already had many contacts, and Lena was also very familiar with him, after all, they all grew up drinking the milk of his harem group...... Ahh The above is pure nonsense.
The Lion King does not have the legendary domineering spirit of pretending to be forced when meeting people, it may be that he has been a legend for many years, and he is very high and domineering and introverted.
He looked at Xu Nan very gently:
"Romang's vision has always been not bad, basically his disciples are all looking at one dead and one ......"
Something didn't sound right to everyone.
He immediately changed his words: "Of course you will definitely be able to jump out of that curse, after all, you are related to my daughter." ”
"You help me take care of Lena twice, and I don't have any gifts to prepare, so I might as well give you a word as inspiration."
[Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor! 】”
Whoa!
As soon as the lion king Chrysostom opened, the applause naturally came one after another.
Xu Nan smiled awkwardly.
The Lion King looked at him: "Is there anything wrong with this?" Isn't it inspirational? ”
Xu Nan nodded frantically.
The Lion King smiled with satisfaction, and handed the bottle and Lena into Xu Nan's hands:
"I'll give you a word, it's reasonable for you to help me bring my daughter, I'll ask you for Lena again after a while!"
With that, he slipped away.
Slipped.
Everyone looked at each other, only to find that among the three legends, in addition to Roman, Almus and the Lion King were gone.
In fact, it is normal, in this kind of small-scale activity, the three legends don't have to show up at all.
The people in the daily council know very well, in fact, the other two legends are to give Romang a face, I heard that he accepted an earthling as a disciple, and he just came to take a look.
Now that I've seen it, why don't you go stunned?
If you drag it out any longer, you're really going to give a meeting gift!
Warlock Ron never plays with vain heads, that's how realistic!
……
"Everyone!"
Luo Mang coughed and drew everyone's attention back: "Xu Nan has packed up enough magic books, right?" ”
The council leader immediately nodded: "Enough is enough." ”
"Fully meet the conditions for entering the basement level!"
Luo Mang nodded with satisfaction, greeted Xu Nan and said:
"You come with me."
Xu Nan clumsily carried Lena to the newly opened portal.
Halfway through, the Speaker suddenly grabbed him.
Xu Nan's heart jumped, could it be that this guy was holding a grudge and wanted revenge because he exposed his conspiracy to humiliate Mr. Romans in public?
Who knows that the Speaker of the Council whispered:
"Mr. Xu, can you help me identify whether my online dating partner is you earthling!?"
He was holding a mobile phone in his hand, which prominently displayed the lunar interface when WeChat was activated.
Xu Nan was shocked, this council speaker is really extraordinary, and he can even use his mobile phone.
"WeChat, it should be all earthling. Online dating should still be paid attention to, in my experience, it is difficult for you to figure out who is opposite, or even whether it is a person. ”
Xu Nan still gave his kind advice.
At this time, he also figured it out, this council leader looks like a single old bachelor, the kind of powerful otaku who always has a high-level inflatable puppet at home, and a mage's hand level of 999.
He must have accidentally slapped the horse's leg on the horse's leg just now.
The Speaker shook his head and said:
"This won't, I believe the other party is a girl, just to determine if it's an earthling. She has a great voice! ”
Xu Nan glanced at the avatar of the girl who was chatting with the council president, and suddenly felt a little familiar.
Mr. Romang over there didn't urge, and he should have acquiesced to letting Xu Nan help the president of the council, and Xu Nan was naturally willing to be a favor.
He took the president's mobile phone and stared at the girl's avatar carefully for a long time, when suddenly there was a thrill.
Isn't this Qi Zijun!
Because she is Song Xiaocheng's girlfriend and she is very good-looking, Xu Nan has some impressions of her.
He gave the Speaker a reassuring look, then turned on his phone and found that Paradise Lost was truly a magical place in Paradise Lost> Paradise Lost.
He added the girl with his WeChat account, and the other party quickly agreed.
Xu Nan made a smile.
The girl sent a direct message:
[Is the little brother dating online? ] I'm Lori. 】
The chairman of the council next to him turned green on the spot.
Xu Nan thought about it and sent a message:
[Is it the kind that cuts your wrists when you break up? ] 】
Other: [Okay.] Hee-hee. 】
Xu Nan: [But I like dolphin sound, do you have it?] 】
He looked at the system, and there was no active point prompt, and at this time he came to his senses, well, the Fourth Alchemy Center had been bankrupted by him, and it seemed that he couldn't get points.
So he changed his approach:
[Clockwork voice come and listen to it, how do I know if it's true or fake.] 】
The other party's attitude was surprisingly good, and he quickly sent a voice message.
When Xu Nan heard it, it was indeed a girl's voice, but how could it become more familiar the more she heard it?
[Damn, Song Xiaocheng! ] 】
Xu Nan subconsciously typed.
[Damn! Who are you? Why are you using a trumpet to me? Don't you know that your dad and my time are precious? I still have to accompany a lot of little brothers to have online dating, if you don't have online dating, you will get out! 】
After posting this message, Xu Nan was blocked.
He looked at Qi Zijun's gentle smile, and felt sad for his daughter-in-law in his heart!
How did you find such a boyfriend!?
The ghost knows why Song Xiaocheng, a slut, ran to have an online relationship with someone else with his girlfriend's avatar!
Xu Nan pondered for a moment, it should have something to do with the spells he practiced.
So he looked up and said:
"The case has been solved."
"It's an earthling, but it's a man."
He originally thought that the speaker of the council would be furious, but who knew that the speaker actually breathed a long sigh of relief:
"It's good to be an earthling, it's good to be an earthling."
Xu Nan was surprised: "Male ...... Isn't it okay too? ”
The council chief smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm sorry for you, Mr. Romans should already be waiting for you on the basement floor, and I won't delay anymore!" ”
Xu Nan stood in place for a full twenty seconds, and the council leader still maintained a respectable smile.
In the end, Xu Nan was defeated, turned around and walked into the portal.
Sure enough, the older Ron Warlock became, the more shameless he became, and he did him such a big favor, and he didn't have a thank you gift?
Except, of course, Romans.
……
Xu Nan put Lina on his shoulder and walked through the portal to the basement floor.
The place is heavily guarded, but no one has been here for years, and there is a thick layer of dust everywhere.
"This is the Forbidden Demon Zone, do you see the bones over there? Back then, a Panyun monk got lost in our big library and accidentally walked in here to enjoy the cold, and it turned out to be cold. ”
Romans said sadly, pointing to a skull not far away.
Xu Nan felt a desolate aura that was incompatible with the temperament of Paradise Lost.
"What you want, it's at the end of the hallway."
"Once you've thought about it, I'll go over and get it myself."
Romans said firmly.
Xu Nan looked at the strange figures on both sides of the corridor, and rarely showed a solemn look.
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