Chapter 105: Your Friend Sadness is online

Xu Nan was on fire at that time: "What law is not responsible?" Nine years of compulsory education net students have science lessons, isn't it? ”

He grabbed the fat man and took out a brand new work card:

"I'm a police officer."

The fat man's eyes widened and he looked at it for a long time: "This is a student card." ”

Xu Nan quietly stuffed the student card back and came out with a regular ID.

"Anyway, this area will be under my control in the future, and anything related to the profession can be notified to me or my subordinates."

"I'm a student at the University of Commerce myself, so there's no barrier between you."

"After all, before the awakening, professionals are also ordinary people."

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xu Nan simply said hello to the nearby residents.

Everyone has a good impression of Xu Nan.

The three salted fish brothers were twisted for a while, and they couldn't be handsome, even if they were court eagle dogs, they had an advantage.

The owner of the hot pot restaurant is a middle-aged woman, who doesn't look easy to mess with, and her Mandarin with a southwestern accent is suppressed and frustrated, so she almost pointed at the fat man's nose and scolded.

She told Xu Nan the ins and outs of the matter.

The fat man came in and ate wildly, and she felt that something was wrong at that time, so she secretly paid attention, and as a result, this guy ate for three hours, and ran away after eating......

To say that this fat man is naturally extraordinary as a professional, and the agility is shocking, the proprietress didn't want to chase him immediately when she saw that he was not a mortal, who knew that this guy was too fat to eat and went directly to the carmen!

At this time, she remembered the helpline issued by Qianmang Club yesterday and asked for help from the new neighborhood committee.

When Xu Nan and the others came, the fat man barely came out of the door, and it was quite difficult to see him sweating profusely.

In the face of the boss's complaint, the fat man had an attitude that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and he was very unbeaten.

"Do you have anything to refute?"

Xu Nan asked calmly.

He's already seen it with identification, and this guy is also a warlock, but the level is very low, only level one.

"Nope. What she said is all true, I'm a professional, don't I have any benefits? Isn't it just to eat a little bit of her family, and give it back to her in the future! ”

The fat man said justifiably.

The onlookers showed disdain and indignation.

Even the three salted fish brothers couldn't help but want to get their hands on him. Kangaroos are already smoking.

Xu Nan stopped the kangaroo with a calm expression:

"Liu Jian, Warlock, Gluttony, Bloodline Awakening Loser...... I've just looked at your registration information, so this set is useless to me. ”

"Tut-tut, your resume is a bit amazing, you have a record of eating and repaying your bills many times, and you have been in the detention center for half a month, and the food expenses in the detention center have increased significantly in that half a month, so I will release it for you again."

Xu Nan is now an official member of the Qianmang Society, and his mobile phone can be directly connected to the database of the Qianmang Society, and according to the permission level, he can access the information of many people, including the fat man who committed the crime in front of him.

"What's the matter? Are they all professionals, and they are still so promising? Are vagrants addicted? ”

Liu Jian was immediately angry, and his forehead was bruised:

"Who says I'm vagrant? I'm a soccer player! ”

Xu Nan was surprised: "Your size is not suitable for match-fixing?" It's too obvious. ”

The fat man's face turned red: "Who played match-fixing!" I won't allow you to insult my dreams. ”

"Actually, I'm a goalkeeper, as long as I eat enough fat, one day I can cover the whole goal, and when the time comes, my defense will be airtight!"

"Those who have laughed at me, if they want to score goals, they have to ask me about my fat!"

Everyone next to him was stunned, looking at the fat man's fat like a ball, and suddenly felt that his dream was not out of reach.

Wang Dongdong couldn't help but applaud his dream.

Xu Nan glared at the unreliable Twin Knife Ranger, and then looked at the fat man:

"Lao Tzu doesn't care about your dreams, what do you say about this meal today!"

The fat man said weakly: "I have no money." I didn't have anything, I was poor and white, and I wanted to kill myself after eating this good meal. ”

"And now?" Xu Nan sneered.

"When you're full, you don't want to die." The fat man's face was full of grievances: "The team doesn't want me anymore, and I have nowhere to go, why don't you do it well and take me in?" Don't look at me fat, I don't eat much......"

Wang Dongdong seemed to have a sudden increase in IQ, and said in his ear: "Boss, I'm afraid there is fraud!" ”

The rest of the residents also advised: "Don't believe him, this man is as fat as a mouse, and he is not a good person at first glance!" ”

Who knew that Xu Nan actually nodded in agreement:

"That's okay, you follow me in the future, I'll give you a chance to be reborn!"

"I'll pay for this meal for you."

The fat man showed a look of astonishment, and then a trace of cunning and smugness flashed in his eyes, and he licked his face and ran to Xu Nan's side: "Big brother, I'm actually still hungry......"

Xu Nan smiled and settled the account for him, and waved his hand:

"No problem, eat as much as you want, just follow me after eating for a while!"

The fat man smiled: "Big brother is wise!" ”

Everyone in the audience looked at Xu Nan with a look at the wronged, and even Ning Le couldn't look at it, and stabbed Xu Nan's waist:

"Boss, this guy wants to take advantage of you for nothing!"

Wang Dongdong also nodded, stared at Li Jingran and said, "Why don't you persuade the boss?" Is there a second heart? ”

Li Jingran held the long sword, looked at the figure of Xu Nan walking away with the fat man, and sneered:

"When did you see the boss being taken advantage of?"

Wang Dongdong and Ning Le were both stunned, and muttered in their hearts:

We're all salted fish brothers, you shouldn't have an IQ that exceeds our average level, right?

……

At night, in the middle of nowhere, the fat man was holding a large pile of potato chips and munching wildly.

It's the wildest part of the university town, uninhabited and perfect for some restrictive films.

Xu Nan asked with a smile, "Have you eaten enough?" ”

The fat man grinned: "I'm not full, but it's almost, big brother, you are really a good person, I'll set up a pillar of immortal incense for you at home when I go back!" ”

Xu Nan smiled: "Changshengxiang is no longer needed, I said that I would give you a chance to be reborn, and I will definitely do what I say." ”

"You have to be prepared, after all, this kind of opportunity is not something that can be encountered every time!"

The fat man said solemnly: "No problem! I'll do whatever my brother tells me to do! ”

Xu Nan nodded: "That's good." ”

In the next second, a burst of azure light suddenly appeared in his hand.

Under the powerful mana infusion, an unstable portal immediately took shape!

The fat man's eyelids jumped: "Big brother, what are you doing...... You're not going to test me on humans, are you? ”

Xu Nan scolded angrily: "Am I like that kind of person? ”

"Let's go in, I said that I would give you a chance to live a new life, and I won't lie to you."

The fat man seemed to understand something, and suddenly blessed his soul, hugged Xu Nan's thigh and cried bitterly: "Big brother, I'm not going!" I just want to follow you and be a cow and a horse for you for the rest of my life! ”

If people who don't know the truth see this acting, they will think that the two have been brothers for decades.

Xu Nan sighed: "In your situation, the earth can't accommodate you, and if you fail to awaken your bloodline, you can only have a chance to repair it if you go to a place where the law is more perfect, understand?" ”

The fat man froze there.

Xu Nan took advantage of his daze, kicked him into the portal, and then launched the teleportation!

As soon as the fat man's screams rang out, he disappeared in place.

Xu Nan's face showed a sad expression: "Big brother, this is for your good!" ”

Not long after, a drifting bottle came from the portal!

[The person has already received, 1/5 of the quota for this month]

Xu Nan smiled and began to write a note:

"Pay as we agreed?"

Recently, this portal seems to have stabilized a lot, and the number of drifting bottles that can be transmitted every day has also increased. Although the city lord Xu was very busy, the chatter with Prince Caesar never stopped, and the two sides reached an agreement on the number of teleportation places this month.

Soon, the drifting bottle came back:

"No problem."

Otherworldly, Ice Wind Leader, Changfeng Tuo angrily looked at the round fat man on the ground:

"Your Royal Highness Princess, do you really want to complete the agreement with Xu Nan as promised? This man is so cunning! ”

The fourth princess was expressionless: "Then what's not?" Repentance? ”

"According to the agreement, pay him the purple jade pearl in full."

Changfeng Takushi scratched his hair in annoyance:

"My fault, I thought he offered to exchange the Teleporter's weight for the Purple Jade Pearl because heavier adult men need to consume more mana......"

"I didn't expect it, go and weigh this fat man, how many pounds!"

The fat man raised his hand weakly:

"When the eldest brother sent me over, he had already weighed it, huh."

He also had a small ticket for the weight machine in his pocket.

More than 500 pounds. Meaning five kilograms of purple jade pearls!

Changfeng Tuo was silent.

On the contrary, the fourth princess has a much better mentality: "It's okay, according to you earthlings, it should be regarded as a thousand dollars to buy bones." ”

"Next time, he's not going to stuff another fat guy over, is he?"

However, she clearly underestimated someone's discipline.

Earth, in the dungeons.

Xu Nan skillfully opened Baidu and began to search-

How to put an elephant in a small door]

……

The agreement reached between Xu Nan and Caesar was that only professionals could exchange purple jade pearls, and ordinary people could only exchange ordinary pearls.

Of course, the elephant is not a professional, but he can find a druid who can transform himself!

It's a pity that I didn't meet a suitable one for a while.

He walked around the dungeon for a while, and confirmed that Ah Tang and Lena got along well, and he was quite relieved.

It just so happened that at this time, he bumped into Qin Lele, who didn't know where he came back. The captain of the chengguan brigade roasted chicken with his left hand and coke with his right hand, eating while walking.

Xu Nan was surprised: "Comrade Qin Lele, what is your recent situation, it seems that the number of times you have added meals is a bit too much?" ”

Qin Lele held the chicken leg in his mouth and said vaguely, "What's wrong?" People like us get hungry easily, and it's normal to eat more. ”

Xu Nan thought for a while: "Is it because of puberty?" ”

Qin Lele spit out the bones: "Haven't you heard that the poor are extremely hungry?" Poverty means small, which means that people like us are easy to get hungry! ”

With that, she patted her chest proudly.

Xu Nan was stunned, this kid was holding an idiom dictionary recently, he thought he had changed sex, but he didn't expect to become a new generation of idiom ghosts.

Qin Lele was obviously very busy, and he didn't know where to run after eating the roast chicken.

In the huge dungeon, only the city lord Xu is left.

He opened QQ, which he hadn't used for a long time, a little bored, and just at this time, a familiar avatar lit up-

[Your friend Sadness has been launched]

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