Chapter 136: Asking for a sky-high price
After listening to Zhou Zitong say this, Lin Xiaowen only wanted to say two words: Your sister!
That's it, I also want to soak a charming man like Andy Lau?
Ahh
Especially the three words "little kid" made Lin Xiaowen's heart extremely unhappy.
Anyway, Lao Tzu is also a real man who has women, okay?
"Fortunately, I'm not like Andy Lau, otherwise I would have died and been eaten by your old cow." Lin Xiaowen couldn't help but open his mouth and fought back.
Zhou Zitong didn't care about what Lin Xiaowen said, and said again: "Actually, you and I should understand that our blind date is just a combination of your Ren family and my Zhou family, and we are just victims of this transaction. ā
Lin Xiaowen's face was shocked, he didn't expect this woman to say this.
"Don't look at me with such eyes, let's first make three chapters of the law, after getting married, we can't interfere with each other's privacy, you can go out to play with the woman you like, I can also go out to find the man I like, each play with each other, between us, if you are interested, you can also go to bed to play, if you are not interested, then forget it, but you must have a relationship at least once after marriage, otherwise this couple will be too fake, you say yes! This is also my cheap you kid, you don't know, all the men who have slept with me are all lingering, calling me all day long, wanting to sleep with me! ā
Zhou Zitong said proudly again, it seems that she is willing to sleep with Lin Xiaowen, which is a gift and a grace.
"You mean to say that you have a good job in bed?"
Lin Xiaowen couldn't help but look at the woman in front of him with a smile and laughter, feeling that this woman was a little brainless, but as a doctor, Lin Xiaowen could tell that there was nothing wrong with this woman, and she was very healthy, and she could see through her eyes that this was not only a healthy woman, but also a very shrewd woman, and at the same time, she could also see that this woman's desire in that aspect was extremely strong, and she was afraid that ordinary macho men would not be able to satisfy her.
"Yes, that's nature."
Zhou Zitong nodded noncommittally, looked at Lin Xiaowen, and said affirmatively.
"You don't want to think about it, I'm in my thirties, the men who pass by, I can't count the fingers and toes, the little ability on the bed has long been perfected, where is what you little doll can understand, little brother, I look at your appearance, I'm afraid you're still a virgin!"
Zhou Zitong said with a smile again.
She doesn't think it's a shameful thing to sleep with many men, life should be romantic, sleeping with a few more men, it's a voluntary relationship, each has its own needs.
Lin Xiaowen smiled, straightened his chest, and said, "Then you are wrong, I am not a virgin." ā
When he said this, Lin Xiaowen felt very proud, Nima's, the boy body is easy to be despised! Fortunately, I went back to the village this time and worked with the village woman Liu Lan for a while to experience the joy of humanity.
"Oh?" Zhou Zitong looked at Lin Xiaowen with some surprise, and then said with a smile: "That's fine, lest when we go to bed, you don't even know where the entrance is, and I'm too lazy to adjust." ā
Burst!
Nima's, this woman is really not ashamed!
The scale of speech is actually open to this point.
Smacking his lips, Lin Xiaowen was secretly speechless, even if he was a rookie and had never been a woman, he wouldn't be able to find the entrance!
I have to say, this woman's imagination is so rich, and it would be a waste of talent not to write a book!
"Okay, the three chapters of our covenant, the last chapter, is the economy, we have to AA system, our economy has to be independent, I don't need your money, you don't need my money." Zhou Zitong continued.
Lin Xiaowen listened, looked at Zhou Zitong curiously, and then said, "What else?" ā
In recent years, this kind of strange girl is really not rare.
"After the third chapter of the covenant is over, it is a matter of marriage. You see that I am so mature and charming, and my kung fu in bed is good, in terms of the bride price, you can not be ambiguous. Zhou Zitong said softly.
"Tell me about it!"
Lin Xiaowen nodded and spoke. Anyway, I am now playing the role of Ren Biao, and I want to hear how strange this wonderful girl is.
It's not a virgin, and she has been fucked by many men, and she even raised her worth like a fucking fairy, I don't know where her confidence comes from, when the current young people are stupid and ignorant?
"I need an 8-carat diamond ring, a bride price of 88 million, and a luxurious fleet of vehicles, with a minimum of 100 vehicles, and the cheapest cars cannot be less than 5 million...... Well, the greeting team, En...... It's better to have no less than 300 people, yes, by the way, I want you to hold a wedding concert for me......"
Zhou Zitong blinked his eyes and said while summing up.
"What else?"
Lin Xiaowen was a little crazy, this woman really dared to think about it! This condition, Nima's, Qin Shi Huang's marriage to his daughter is not so grand, okay?
Zhou Zitong thought for a while, his eyes lit up, and he said: "Also, this concert has to invite big-name stars, for example, Andy Lau, Aaron Kwok, Ren Xianqi, Jolin Tsai, Nicholas Tse, Michael Jackson, ......"
"Wait, Michael Jackson is dead, okay?"
"This one! Then don't want him, change one, change Britney! There is also Ayumi Hamasaki of Wakoku...... If you want to combine stars, please F4, Mayday, SHE, okay, that's all for the time being, and I'll bring it up to you when I think of something else. ā
Zhou Zitong pursed his lips and said.
Lin Xiaowen listened, nodded with a smile, then stood up, looked at Zhou Zitong, and said, "Zhou Zitong, you have delusional disorder, just broken shoes like you...... I'm worthy of such a request! You think your is made of gold! Your sister, Lao Tzu is no longer married, and the flash man ...... You should find a mature man who looks like Andy Lau to marry! ā
After speaking, Lin Xiaowen slipped out of the private room without hesitation.
Hearing Lin Xiaowen say this, when Zhou Zitong came back to his senses, Lin Xiaowen had long since disappeared.
She stood up, crossed her hands on her hips, rushed to the door, and scolded: "I'm cĒo, you are Ren Biao, this girl is willing to marry you, it is a blessing that you have cultivated for ten lifetimes, you are quite horizontal!" I don't have the sincerity to marry a wife, and I still want to marry this girl, I'm ...... Phew...... By the way, I said that if you think it's expensive, we can discuss it...... You're coming back......"
Lin Xiaowen escaped from the leisure bar, took a big breath of the air outside, and found that the world was still beautiful.
In fact, the requirements put forward by Zhou Zitong just now were not very high, and they could be properly done with 300 million, and 300 million was not impossible for Lin Xiaowen.
If he marries other women, such as Tang Xiaoyi, Xiao Ruoling, Xu Ruojiao, let alone 300 million, even if it is 300 million, he is willing to spend it.
But if the object is Zhou Zitong, let alone spending 300 million, even if it is 3,000 yuan, Lin Xiaowen feels expensive, not to mention that kind of woman, take off her pants and send her to bed, Lin Xiaowen is not interested in it.
Seeing Lin Xiaowen coming out, Ren Biao hurriedly greeted him and asked, "Teacher Lin, how is it?" Refused? ā
Lin Xiaowen nodded and said, "I refused, I refused fiercely." That woman is not suitable to be a wife! Let's go! ā
"Ren Biao, Ren Biao, you bastard boy, you stop for me......"
Zhou Zitong chased out of the leisure bar.
Seeing this, Lin Xiaowen hurriedly quickened his pace and said to Ren Biao: "Go, hurry up, that woman is a madman, she can't be provoked, we can afford to hide." ā
Ren Biao glanced back and took a peek, and was immediately shocked, he didn't expect that the object of the blind date at home turned out to be a woman in her thirties, if he really married this kind of woman, it was better to run away from home.
got into Ren Biao's car, Ren Biao slammed the accelerator, and quickly flashed people, leaving only Zhou Zitong standing on the side of the road, she looked at Lin Xiaowen who fled, her eyes were slightly red, and she pursed her mouth, "Ren Biao, my mother has to rely on you, let you be the man under my skirt, and then sing and conquer me obediently." ā
"Ren Biao. I learned from that woman's mouth that your blind date this time is a marriage between your families, I'm afraid it won't help if I refuse it for you! Let you meet this time, I'm afraid it is to get to know each other, whether you like each other or not, under the pressure of the family, you have to obediently go to the church to get married. ā
In the car, Lin Xiaowen looked at Ren Biao and said.
"No, I won't say yes if I die." Ren Biao gritted his teeth and said.
"Hey...... I don't understand, the internal affairs of your big family. Lin Xiaowen shrugged his shoulders and said that he couldn't help.
Next, Ren Biao drove Lin Xiaowen home, and then drove back to school.
After returning home, Lin Xiaowen lay on the bed, recalling today's blind date, and couldn't help laughing, I have to say that the woman named Zhou Zitong is really weird, and she will be regarded as an honor by many men who have slept with her, and she also puts forward such a high standard of marriage requirements.
This world is very exciting, sure enough, the forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds.
Lin Xiaowen was happy and fell asleep deeply.
Nothing was said all night.
The next day, Lin Xiaowen woke up from a frightened dream.
This night, he dreamed of the ancient tomb of the Lin family again, he dreamed that the dragon at the door of the ancient tomb suddenly opened his eyes and took off for nine days, an invisible coercion, which overwhelmed him, and then dreamed of the tombstone, as if something was calling him.
The whole dream made him thrilling, and when he woke up, he was covered in sweat.
Call!
It's a tomb again!
Lin Xiaowen sat up, the sky was already bright!