Chapter 157: I did it once: Thief Shuai

The next day, because it was Saturday, Lin Xiaowen and Yating didn't have to go to school.

Lin Xiaowen slept for a long time, and didn't get up lazily until eleven o'clock at noon.

Yating got up early, reviewed her homework many times, and made lunch by the way.

Zhang Hao went to the company to study, since he became the sales director of Tianwen Pharmaceutical, Zhang Hao is particularly motivated, and he is determined to make achievements in this industry.

"Teacher, after washing your face and brushing your teeth, come over for dinner."

Yating saw Lin Xiaowen walking out in a beige pajamas, so she greeted from afar.

"Good drops!"

Lin Xiaowen glanced at Yating's curvy figure from a distance, and secretly licked her mouth, this girl's ass is getting more and more warped!

How did Yating know that she was lusted by this teacher again!

But even if she knew, she wouldn't say anything, because Lin Xiaowen had already told her about the "advantages" of this color.

"Huh! What about Brother Hao? Why didn't you come to dinner? ”

"He's gone to the company."

"Oh! Let's eat! ”

"By the way, teacher, you said last night that you were going to punish Huang Jun and Mu Zilong, what did you plan to do?"

At the dinner table, Yating blinked her bright eyes, looked at Lin Xiaowen with a smile, and asked in a somewhat sneering voice.

"Well! You still don't ask, teacher, I have my own opinions, so you don't want to get involved in this matter. Lin Xiaowen put a mouthful of food into his mouth, and said while chewing.

Seeing that Lin Xiaowen was reluctant to reveal, Yating was unwilling to bury her head in eating.

After eating, Yating cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, washed the dishes, like a template for a standard housewife, but she was not Lin Xiaowen's woman, just a female disciple.

And after Lin Xiaowen finished eating, he suddenly thought of the black knife in the basement.

"Grandma, that guy hasn't eaten yet, so he can't starve to death."

Lin Xiaowen thought of the black knife, so he took a bottle of mineral water and two white-flour steamed buns, and walked towards the basement.

With a bang, Lin Xiaowen opened the steel frame door of the basement, and the light from outside shone in.

Hearing the human voice, the black knife opened his eyes weakly, since he ate a few steamed buns last night, he hasn't eaten anything until now, he has long been hungry like a soft-footed shrimp, where is there any killer temperament.

People are iron, rice is steel, if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry! This is really a wise saying!

"Ouch hey...... Excuse me! Killer Brother...... This and this make you hungry like this, and your saliva comes out, and you are guilty of sin. ”

Lin Xiaowen walked into the basement, and when he saw the hungry appearance of the black knife, and the sound of the other party's stomach rumbling and thundering, he hurriedly apologized, but in his tone, there was any taste of sincere apology, no matter how he listened to it, it was a smell of schadenfreude.

"Here's your food for today! Eat it! I'll be guilty of starving you to death! ”

Lin Xiaowen handed the mineral water and three fist-sized steamed buns to the black knife, but he was extremely happy in his heart, the dog's day actually came to assassinate Lao Tzu, and now he knows that his brother is not so easy to kill!

The black knife stared at the food in Lin Xiaowen's hand, grabbed it, and devoured it, three steamed buns, a bottle of mineral water, this guy successfully eliminated it in less than a minute.

It's just that this bit of food is not enough for the black knife to fight the tooth sacrifice, and if you eat it, it is equivalent to not eating, and your stomach is still growling with hunger.

I said...... You're going to give me this a day? ”

The black knife shook the empty mineral water bottle, looked at Lin Xiaowen pitifully, and said.

Lin Xiaowen blinked his eyes and said, "Then do you want to bring you a roast chicken, two catties of wine, three bowls of white rice, a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs, a pot of duck soup, and two or three home-cooked stir-fries?" ”

Hearing this, the black knife swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked at Lin Xiaowen, nodded, and said, "That's the best, thank you!" You're such a nice guy! ”

"Ugh! You think too much, this meal is like this, and I will add another meal to you in the evening, which is still three white-flour steamed buns and a bottle of mineral water...... If you go to prison, you have to go to prison, have you ever seen people in prison, and they still eat and drink spicy food? Lin Xiaowen sat in front of the black knife, crossed Erlang's legs, and said with a smile.

Black Knife's eyes widened, and he was speechless! His eyes were full of helplessness, this kid was so hateful...... I want to protest......

"I'm gone! I'll bring you food in the evening! Bye! ”

Lin Xiaowen immediately stood up and patted his buttocks, this is about to flash.

"Wait......"

The black knife hurriedly shouted.

"How?" Lin Xiaowen paused, turned around, looked at the black knife with a smile, and asked.

"When will you let me go?"

The black knife blinked his eyes, stared at Lin Xiaowen with a pleading gaze, and said, just one day of captivity, he has been tortured by Lin Xiaowen to the point that he is not human, seeing Lin Xiaowen, he seems to have seen the appearance, planted in the hands of this kid, it is more uncomfortable than death.

"This one!" Lin Xiaowen scratched his head, thought about it deliberately, and then said, "Well, this!" Let's go in a few days! Don't worry, I said that if I don't kill you, I won't kill you, so you can stay with me for a few days with peace of mind! ”

Thinking that he would starve for several more days, the black knife's eyes turned black and he fainted.

Seeing the black knife faint, Lin Xiaowen laughed, and immediately left the basement in stride, he would not be kind, let the black knife eat and drink enough, a person who wants to kill himself, it is not bad if he doesn't kill him, want to eat roast chicken and drink good wine? Phew! I'm dreaming of spring and autumn, do you want to find a beautiful chick to sleep with him! Where in the world is there such a good thing!

Locking the door of the basement, Lin Xiaowen left freely, and came to the balcony facing the sea in the house, looking at the blue sea and blue sky, the sun sprinkled down, falling on Lin Xiaowen's body, he squinted his eyes very much, enjoying the warmth of the sun, and in his mind, the figures of Huang Jun and Mu Zilong appeared!

"Huang Jun, let's start with your father first! Kill your umbrella and turn your prince into a migrant worker! Look what you're still doing! Tsk, I believe you must be the only one who has offended, once your father falls, there must be a lot of people who beat the water dogs! ”

Thinking of this, the smile on Lin Xiaowen's face became brighter and brighter, he wanted to make Huang Jun change from an emperor to a beggar, let him experience the "wonderful" taste of a plummet, Lin Xiaowen, this kid plays psychological warfare, that is a master of the masters, how to make the other party feel that life is a tragedy without killing people, it is Lin Xiaowen's good play, the old guy in the countryside said that everyone has a weakness in his character, as long as he grasps this weakness and plays with the other party in the palm of his hand, it will be effortless at all!

In the evening, Xiao Ruoling came to learn kung fu, and Zhang Hao also returned from the company.

So, these three tragic goods, under Lin Xiaowen's order, began to squat.

In order to prevent the three guys from showing signs of laziness again, Lin Xiaowen put a portable camera ten meters away to record the whole process, but he himself slipped away, and no one knew why this teacher went!

It's just that Lin Xiaowen said before leaving: Don't stop until I come back!

By the time Lin Xiaowen came back, it was already half past eleven at midnight!

"Yes, Ruoling's horse steps are very solid, Yating and Brother Hao's horse steps, your legs are shaking...... Tsk, like a sift of chaff......"

Lin Xiaowen touched his chin, looked at Zhang Hao and Yating's legs with interest, and said with a smile.

Zhang Hao's expression was very bitter, but Yating gritted her teeth and persevered, because since yesterday afternoon, she decided to practice hard, even if it was hard to squat, she still gritted her teeth and persisted.

"Alright, let's stop!"

Lin Xiaowen will make a move.

"Whew! I'm exhausted! Bean-sized beads of sweat rolled down, Zhang Hao pulled out his hand and wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, if he wasn't afraid of being bullied in the future, he really didn't want to learn this bird kung fu.

Although Xiao Ruoling's forehead did not have beads of sweat the size of beans, it was also oozing some sweat, obviously this horse step squatting was not easy, because of the foundation, so the situation was better than Zhang Hao and Yating.

"From tomorrow, Yating and Brother Hao, get up at 5 o'clock in the morning......" Lin Xiaowen's eyes fell on their two siblings, and suddenly said.

"Why 5?" Zhang Hao asked puzzled. Isn't it early to wake up at 5 o'clock?

"I've never heard of a chicken dancing!" Lin Xiaowen said with a smile.

"What are you doing when you get up?" Yating asked.

"Squatting until seven o'clock...... Your skills are too poor, but diligence can make up for your clumsiness, catch up with Ruoling as soon as possible, and I can teach you new things. Lin Xiaowen said.

"Yes, Teacher!" When Yating heard this, she hurriedly responded, and Zhang Hao was full of hardship, Nima's, does this make people live? But he couldn't help but nod.

After the lecture, today's homework is over, Xiao Ruoling took the car back to Xiao's house, and Yating and Zhang Hao went into the room to rest.

After Lin Xiaowen sent food to the black knife in the basement, then took a bath, then lay down on his bed, took out some photos of Wen Jiàn, browsed them, and said to himself: "I didn't expect this Huang Tianyou to be so greedy, 86 mistresses, his grandmother's, Lao Tzu has only 1 woman until now, this old guy, he actually got 86, tsk, but your good life should be over!" With the evidence of these private transactions of taking bribes and keeping mistresses, you are ready to go to jail! Rattle! ”

These materials were obviously collected by Lin Xiaowen during the time he left tonight.

No one knows, Lin Xiaowen played "Chu Liuxiang" tonight, why is Chu Liuxiang? Because of Chu Liuxiang's nickname, he is handsome!

That's right, classmate Xiaowen, tonight I personally performed the skill of "stealing the handsome", there is no treasure in the world that cannot be stolen, Huang Tianyou's home is not the Inner Palace, with Lin Xiaowen's ability, if you want to get these materials, it is not a pediatric matter?