"Pickle girl cheats!"

"Pickle girl master?"

"How do you chase beautiful women?"

At this time, Lin Xiaowen sat in front of the computer and began to search for information and experience on how men pick up girls.

After watching it for a long time, I didn't find the answer Lin Xiaowen wanted, those things, just tell you how to successfully hook up with girls.

But he didn't say specifically, how to move the girl!

Especially the arrogant beauty of Xu Ruojiao! It's really not easy to move her!

"No, what I said on Baidu is too naïve, too pediatric, I, Lin Xiaowen, am also a university professor, how can I use those low-level methods to pick up girls? Besides, I'm not picking up a girl, okay? People have said that as long as she is moved within three days, she will be my woman? What do you call my woman? In layman's terms, you just want to take off your pants and sleep with me! ”

Lin Xiaowen stood up and walked back and forth in the room, talking to himself, if he couldn't think of an idea that could move Xu Ruojiao, he was destined to be unable to sleep tonight.

But after thinking about it for a long time, I still can't think of a satisfactory way.

"By the way, Lao Tzu is thinking here alone, it's better to find a few more people to think together, as the so-called, three stinkers, Zhuge Liang! Ha ha! ”

Lin Xiaowen paused for a moment, he thought of something, his eyes lit up, he snapped, slapped himself, stepped on a pair of cotton slippers, and walked out of his room in a hurry.

"Brother Hao! Come out next! ”

Lin Xiaowen came to Zhang Hao's room, knock knock! He reached out and knocked on the door.

Zhang Hao heard Lin Xiaowen's voice, and hurriedly opened the door and welcomed Lin Xiaowen in.

"Xiaowen, come in quickly."

Zhang Hao thought that Lin Xiaowen was here to ask him if he wanted to make a sex tape!

Lin Xiaowen walked in, and Zhang Hao hurriedly closed the door.

Next, Lin Xiaowen sat on a chair in Zhang Hao's room, and Zhang Hao sat on the bed, both of them were very relaxed.

"Xiaowen, I haven't made a video yet! If you do, I don't need you to ask, I'll show you first. Zhang Hao was the first to speak.

Lin Xiaowen frowned, secretly stuck out his tongue, and said in his heart: Lao Tzu didn't come to see you to make a big female secretary!

"Didn't you succeed today?"

The corners of Lin Xiaowen's mouth hooked up an evil smile, raised his eyebrows, and asked.

"Where is it so easy, that woman, today deliberately rubbed my body with her thighs, and then I went to hug her, and she said no, no, no...... I ignored her and reached out to grab her wave! ”

Zhang Hao licked his mouth and said.

"Yes, that's it!"

Lin Xiaowen encouraged.

"My hand is caught, but it's through the clothes, and it doesn't feel very good, but the elasticity of the breasts, tsk, is too good to say."

The previous scene suddenly flashed in Zhang Hao's mind, and a strange light flashed in his eyes.

"And then, did you tear up her clothes and rip off her bra?" Lin Xiaowen hurriedly asked.

"No, that girl pushed me away, and then her face was red, don't mention it, that's a rush to kill me, I want to force it, she ran to the door, told me not to do that, she said, don't be too anxious, and then I didn't move her, but according to her today's table, most of the time she wants to get some oil and water on me, in the future, it's not how you want to get on it, you can do whatever you want, just do what you want! That's why I didn't take a video, and when I get her, I'll shoot a video for you. ”

Zhang Hao said confidently that for the female secretary around him, it was only a matter of time, and it didn't take much time.

"Well, I'll be waiting for you!"

Lin Xiaowen nodded and said, "However, I'll come over and have a question I want to ask you, and you give me an idea." ”

"Good! You said! Zhang Hao said positively.

"If you're going to chase a girl, how can you move her?" Lin Xiaowen opened his mouth and said.

"Let her move? Chasing a girl? Zhang Hao repeated.

"Yes!" Lin Xiaowen nodded.

"This buy flowers, buy roses, or you are in the open-air square, confess loudly, it really can't work, so I force it, whether she is moved or not, if she is moved, she will cook raw rice and mature rice, and if it is a big deal, you will lose money, privately, anyway, Brother Xiaowen, you have money!"

Zhang Hao said lightly.

"Day! Mao Mao, who pushes it! I'm a person with status, that kind of shameless hooligan thing, I can't do it, I want to be moved, moved to know? As for sending flowers, it doesn't work. ”

Lin Xiaowen shook his head, thinking that Xu Ruojiao's desk could receive at least two roses every day, and if she went to send roses again, Sister Jiaojiao might not even look at it, so she habitually threw away the trash can, where would she be moved!

"However, this open-air square confession is not bad!" Lin Xiaowen smiled.

"But you don't have flowers, what are you confessing?"

Zhang Hao said on the side.

"Flowers? Vindicate? ”

Lin Xiaowen thought about it for a while, and then his eyes lit up, and he made a decision in his heart.

"Okay, Brother Hao, you can rest! Thank you for your suggestion, I'll go ask Yating. Lin Xiaowen stood up, patted his buttocks, and left.

"Okay, there you go!"

Zhang Hao sent Lin Xiaowen out of the room, then closed the door and jumped up on the spot, "Xiaowen! You're finally going to chase my sister, haha! I hope that this time my brother-in-law's identity can be confirmed. ”

Lin Xiaowen came to the door of Yating's room, knocked on the door, and shouted softly at the same time: "Yating, Yating, have you slept?" ”

After a while, Yating's door opened, and I saw Yating dressed in a very cool dress, standing in front of Lin Xiaowen, with slender legs, towering breasts, misty eyes, and slim, this is a standard image of a beautiful girl.

Seeing Lin Xiaowen, a touching smile rose at the corner of Yating's mouth, and said to Lin Xiaowen: "Teacher, is there something wrong?" ”

Lin Xiaowen nodded and said with a smile: "Something." ”

"Then come in and talk about it!" Yating turned sideways and let Lin Xiaowen enter her room.

Lin Xiaowen looked around, rubbed his palms, shook his head and said, "It's still not necessary, let's talk about it here!" It's just a small thing! ”

"Oh!" Yating nodded and said softly, "Teacher, then you can say it!" I'm listening! ”

Due to the special circumstances tonight, Lin Xiaowen did not let Xiao Ruoling come over to practice kung fu, so Yating's kung fu class stopped tonight.

"Yating, if it were a boy, holding flowers, standing in the open square, confessing to you, would you be very moved?" Lin Xiaowen asked.

Hearing this, Yating's delicate body trembled slightly, she looked up at Lin Xiaowen with a warm smile, thought for a while, pursed her mouth and nodded, and said softly: "Of course I will be moved!" ”

Is the teacher trying to confess to me? Yating's heart suddenly beat fast.

"That's great, thank you Yating! Go and rest! I won't bother. ”

Lin Xiaowen whistled happily, and immediately strode back to his room, and then began to plan how to confess to Xu Ruojiao.

The next day, Lin Xiaowen drove the car and took Yating to the medical university for classes.

On the way, Yating remembered what happened last night, so she asked, "Teacher, you suddenly asked me that question last night, are you going to chase girls?" ”

Lin Xiaowen turned his face sideways, glanced at Yating, and then said with a smile: "Well! Secrecy! Hey! ”

Yating sighed, and then fell silent, but she felt a little uncomfortable in her heart, she found that Lin Xiaowen used to look at her kind of color and rice eyes, and it appeared on her body less and less, it seems that the teacher is less and less interested in herself!

Xu Ruojiao came to the office early in the morning, she was still dressed hotly, perfectly outlining the curves of her body, only for the men to see, and couldn't help but squirt nosebleeds.

After sorting out the courseware, Xu Ruojiao glanced at Lin Xiaowen's desk, only to see that the place was empty, missing a hippie smiling Lin Xiaowen, that kid, from time to time peeked at some parts of himself with that color Mimi's eyes......

"Is this kid really going to chase me?"

Xu Ruojiao couldn't help but ask herself in her heart, and then shook her head with a wry smile, let it be!

"Dr. Xu, what are you thinking? Are you thinking about our genius doctor, Dr. Lin? ”

As soon as Lao Dou entered the door, he saw Xu Ruojiao looking at Lin Xiaowen's seat in a daze, so he opened his mouth and said with a smile, but in this tone, there was inevitably a little sourness, the goddess was conquered by a little child...... For Lin Xiaowen, Lao Dou is really helpless! What else can be done other than envy, jealousy, and hatred?

Xu Ruojiao came back to her senses, glanced at Lao Dou, a touching smile hooked up at the corner of her mouth, and said softly: "Yes!" I just miss him, but I've missed you before! ”

As soon as these words came out, Lao Dou stuck out his tongue, hehe smiled, and didn't speak, he knew that this fox spirit was teasing himself again, if he believed her, he would be a fool.

But at this time, Xu Ruojiao's phone rang.

Take it and take a look, it shows: Lin Xiaowen, these three words.

After a pause, Xu Ruojiao pressed the answer button, "Hey! ”

"Sister Jiaojiao!" In the earpiece, Lin Xiaowen's familiar voice came.

"If there's anything, just say it! Don't spit out. Xu Ruojiao said.

"Please go to the window!"

Lin Xiaowen said on the phone.

"Walk to the window?"

Xu Ruojiao was stunned!

"Yes, go to the window!" Lin Xiaowen repeated, his tone was extremely excited!

Xu Ruojiao thought for a while, then stood up and walked towards the window.

"Have you arrived?" Lin Xiaowen asked.

"It's coming soon." Xu Ruojiao said softly, I don't know what this kid is doing!

"Then please open the curtains, then push open the window and look down!" Lin Xiaowen said.