If Lin Xiaowen heard this question, he would have to vomit rice, no, it was spitting corn, because he was eating corn just now.

This is a repetitive question.

It can be seen how boring this old guy Lin Tianyuan is.

"How old are you this year?"

Lin Tianyuan continued to ask.

"Six!"

Xiao Yechen replied seriously.

"Is it a boy or a girl?"

Lin Tianyuan's problem is only so undisciplined.

"Boy!"

Xiao Yechen also replied innocently, thinking, this ancestor is really stupid! I can't even tell if I'm a boy or a girl!

Lin Tianyuan immediately stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Is it really a boy?" ”

"Really!"

Xiao Yechen suddenly panicked, I'm really a boy! People aren't girls!

Lin Tianyuan immediately smiled evilly and said, "I don't believe it! ”

Xiao Yechen's expression became strange, he stretched out his little hand and scratched his head, not knowing what to do.

Seeing this little guy, who was so good, Lin Tianyuan's heart was happy.

It's so fun to tease children like this!

At this time, Lin Tianyuan couldn't help but think of when Lin Xiaowen's kid was six years old, at that time, Lin Xiaowen was not as simple as this little Ye Chen......

It's really more popular than people!

But in contrast, each is really fun in its own way.

Lin Tianyuan suddenly liked this little Ye Chen very much, perhaps, because after Lin Xiaowen grew up and left, his heart became empty, as a hundred-year-old old guy, he still likes to have a child under his knees to accompany him.

Who said that if you are a master, you won't be lonely?

Who said that the master looks cold and shining?

If you haven't seen a master, don't talk nonsense, okay?

"Grandpa, then how can you believe that I am a boy and not a girl? If you look at my head, I don't have pigtails, but girls only wear pigtails. ”

Xiao Yechen thought for a while, his eyes suddenly rolled, and he thought of a reason that could convince Lin Tianyuan, happily stretched out his hand and pointed to his head, and said excitedly.

Hearing this, Lin Tianyuan laughed even more, naïve children, it's just fun!

No, such an innocent child, and he is also a handsome guy, he must be raised to be even more evil and villain than Lin Xiaowen's kid.

What a pity!

Liu Lan, the best village woman in the village, was soaked by Xiaowen's kid, and this kid has no one to peek at!

For a while, Lin Tianyuan began to worry.

If you let Lin Xiaowen know that the old guy Lin Tianyuan thinks like this, I don't know what kind of expression Lin Xiaowen will have in his heart?

"I saw that some little boys also wore braids, and some little girls also had short hair like you." Lin Tianyuan said with a smile, with a cunning light in his eyes, at this moment Lin Tianyuan seemed to be a lot younger, not an old guy with white flowers, but a lewd middle-aged uncle.

"That ......"

Xiao Yechen hesitated, blinked his eyes, and looked at Lin Tianyuan, "Then Grandpa, how can you believe that I am a boy?" ”

"This is very simple! You take off your pants, I'll see if you have a little twitter, it is said that girls don't have a twitter. ”

Lin Tianyuan's words were even more evil.

"Huh?"

Xiao Yechen opened his mouth, he remembered that his parents had told him that there was a difference between men and women, and they couldn't boo in front of girls, and they couldn't watch other girls boo.

But this grandfather is a boy!

It doesn't matter if it's a boy!

Thinking of this, Xiao Yechen nodded, slid down from Lin Tianyuan's knee, and pulled the end of his pants, revealing the little elephant's trunk.

Lin Tianyuan glanced at it, learned the actions in a certain movie of Stephen Chow, stretched out his hand, and flicked it lightly on Xiao Yechen's little elephant trunk.

Because the strength of the use is not large, Xiao Yechen did not feel any pain, but said happily: "Grandpa, it's true, it's not fake, now you believe that I'm a little boy, right?" ”

Lin Tianyuan nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, it's indeed a little boy!" In the future, this little guy will grow into a big guy. ”

As he spoke, Lin Tianyuan personally lifted Xiao Yechen's pants.

"Okay, now that I'm done getting to know you, I'll introduce myself!"

Lin Tianyuan immediately spoke: "First of all, my name is Lin Tianyuan, this is my name, but you can't call it, you have to keep calling Grandpa Zu, you know?" ”

"Got it!"

Xiao Yechen nodded.

Lin Tianyuan thought about it, his grandson, Lin Xiaowen, has always only called himself an old guy, and he was unhappy in his heart! At this time, there is a little guy who calls himself grandpa, which is still a good feeling.

"Then, Grandpa Zu is now more than 100 years old, I don't remember how much, anyway, it's more than 100."

Lin Tianyuan said immediately.

Yes...... It's more than 100 years old!

When Xiao Yechen heard this number, he was immediately shocked and felt incredible.

"Okay, Grandpa Zu's introduction is over." Lin Tianyuan said with a smile.

Xiao Yechen blinked his eyes, and then asked again: "Grandpa Zu, are you a man or a woman?" ”

Of course, he knew that Grandpa Grandpa was a man, but just now Grandpa Grandpa asked himself like that, and Xiao Yechen only asked by inertial thinking at this time.

Hearing this, Lin Tianyuan almost rolled his eyes and fainted in anger.

"Of course it's a man!"

Lin Tianyuan hurriedly said.

Xiao Yechen's gaze immediately fell on Lin Tianyuan's pants, and now, Lin Tianyuan had an ominous premonition, this kid, wouldn't he also let himself take off his pants to check it!

If he really took it off, would this kid play himself like he played his little twitter just now?

Thinking of this, Lin Tianyuan's old face was a little unbearable.

If such a thing really happened, what would it be?

Lin Tianyuan reacted very quickly, but he couldn't eat deflated in the hands of this kid, even if he ate deflated in Xiaowen's hands, if he also ate Ye Chen's suffocation, it would be really unscientific.

So, Lin Tianyuan hurriedly touched his breath and said: "Only men grow beards, you see, the grandfather's beard is so long, of course it is a man, I don't believe you touch it." ”

As he spoke, Lin Tianyuan grabbed Xiao Yechen's hand and touched it on the beard of his chin.

Xiao Yechen nodded, "Yes, it's a real beard!" Grandpa Zu is really a boy! ”

Boy?

These three words, if Lin Xiaowen heard them, Lin Xiaowen would probably spurt blood directly......

This old guy is already an old man, and he is still a boy, Emma, don't be so thunderous, okay?

Not to mention, this adjective, even Lin Tianyuan himself, was thundered, he really wanted to explain that he was a man, not a boy......

Is it okay for a boy to refer to a little kid like you?

Lin Tianyuan blew his beard.

"Hehe, of course I'm a man, and also, women's breasts are very big, you see the grandfather's, mediocre."

Lin Tianyuan immediately grabbed Xiao Yechen's hand and touched his chest, Xiao Yechen felt a few dried ribs, what muscles, it had nothing to do with Lin Tianyuan at all.

More than a hundred years old, even if he is a master, he can't resist the erosion of time.

Xiao Yechen immediately thought of something, and hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, my father's chest is very flat, while my mother's is very large." ”

These words, of course, are innocent words.

When Lin Tianyuan heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said with a smile: "Yes, Chen'er, you are so smart, even this was discovered by you, and now you believe that grandpa is a man, right?" ”

"Well, I believe it." Xiao Yechen's eyes finally stopped looking at Lin Tianyuan's trousers.

This made Lin Tianyuan secretly relieved, almost in the hands of this kid, he planted a heel!

Lin Tianyuan immediately said: "By the way, you said that your mother's breasts are very big, how big are they?" ”

Where would Xiao Yechen think about it so much, he stretched out his hand with a smile and gestured, "Big, big, it's so big anyway, I see that many aunts are not as big as my mother, by the way, the teacher has seen it, and when the teacher comes next time, you let the teacher sue you!" I'm certainly not lying. ”

"Tut, little guy, I know for sure that you won't lie to your grandfather, hehe, by the way, your teacher, when you see your mother, you don't have a warm hug or something?"

Lin Tianyuan asked with a smile.

"Well, I don't think so!" Xiao Yechen scratched his head and said, "My dad often hugs and kisses my mother!" ”

"And is your mother pretty?"

Lin Tianyuan asked, Lin Xiaowen's kid, when he sees beautiful women, isn't he all looking like a hungry wolf? Could it be that this little Ye Chen's mother doesn't look good? But it doesn't make sense! If he doesn't look good, this Xiao Yechen looks very good, he looks handsome, his mother is not beautiful, how can he give birth to a handsome child?

"Pretty, teachers say my mom is beautiful."

Xiao Yechen nodded and said proudly.

Lin Tianyuan nodded, no longer entangled in this problem, and when he had the opportunity in the future, he would take a look at how beautiful it was.

So, Lin Tianyuan changed his words, looked at Xiao Yechen and said, "Okay, don't talk about your mother, grandpa, tell you about the past when I was young." ”

So, the first step to bring a bad child, Lin Tianyuan began like this.