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A harmonious husband and wife life can lead to stress, relax the mood, and treat hiccups and farts in a certain course. The full-text ad-free novels are all on the Aishang Novel Network biquge.info such as Qin Wan'er, who has successfully stopped the generation and emission of waste, of course, the main reason is that Liu Li Wa wanted to block the 'exhaust gas discharge port' several times, which made Qin Wan'er frightened and scared, and scared the fart back.
In the end, Liu Li Wa didn't see the beautiful scene of chrysanthemums turning into sunflowers, and he himself didn't like chrysanthemums so much, so he still had to be normal.
The first fierce battle is over, the little Lori is back, Qin Wan'er wraps the whole person in the quilt, Liu Li Wa is dressed neatly, although the little girl is not familiar with the world, but this picture looks very weird.
The little girl waited for a while and found that Qin Wan'er no longer made gas bombs, so she walked over and lifted her quilt with confidence, took the doll folded with a handkerchief in her hand like a treasure, and said, "Sister Wan'er, look at this look like the brother of the Liu family." β
Liu Li Wa was stunned for a moment, looking at the handkerchief in his hand, he also had limbs, which looked like a human form, but if he looked closely, it was clearly the folded 'Gong Wu Ape', Liu Li Wa was furious: "You are Gong Wu Ape, your whole family is Gong Wu Ape!" β
Liu Li Wa snorted, turned around and went out, after all, Qin Wan'er was not dressed yet, and she was lying on her couch, Qin Wan'er would be embarrassed to be found by Xiao Lori, and she really couldn't get up for a while, not how powerful Liu Li Wa was, but her clothes were stained with poop, and her lower body was thrown from the inside out, and the other clothes were temporarily provided by the drunken building, which was the main reason why she didn't have a face.
It was already dark outside, and the front of the intoxicated building should be very lively, Liu Li Wa was going to go to help Qin Wan'er borrow two sets of clothes, as soon as he opened the door, he saw a black shadow shaking outside the door, he hurriedly closed the door, and looked through the crack in the door, it was pitch black outside, and the young ladies who had been busy all day finally let go of work under the grace of the slave owner, it is said that they would not come to Liu Li Wa's door to hang around, who is this person? Could it be that he is here to find trouble and carry out a sneak attack?
Liu Li Wa carefully picked up the fire hook of the stove, and was about to launch a thunderous blow, but found that the person didn't seem to have the intention of crashing in, but was spinning around at the root of the wall outside, which was in the shade, and he couldn't see the person's touch, but could only see the general outline, as if he was looking for something.
After a while, he crouched down, and seemed to be digging for something. Liu Li Wa was secretly frightened, could it be that which girl was hollowing out and hiding private money? Didn't the ancients like this place without three hundred taels of silver?
But soon Liu Li Wa was disappointed, because the man quickly stood up again, but he was still holding something in his hand, which should not be burying things but taking things. It can be seen that the man was extremely careful, and even trembled a little, swaying to the moonlight, Liu Li Wa first looked at the thing in his hand, the index finger was long, crooked, it turned out to be an earthworm!
The moonlight shone on the person's face, like a star in the spotlight, and the one who came to the wall to turn over the soil and catch the earthworm was Shen Zuijin!
The little earthworm kept struggling in her hands, and she herself was a little scared, trembling and enduring it. Liu Li Wa almost laughed out loud when she saw this, daring to love that the eldest sister really believed her nonsense, and secretly caught insects to treat gynecological diseases, of course, she was specifically to treat the disease, or to feel the feeling of the insects crawling and crawling, only she knows.
Shen Zuijin caught the earthworm, carefully identified it in the moonlight, confirmed that it was correct, looked around and saw that there was no one, and then left with confidence.
Liu Li Wa then also went out, what made him wonder was that since Shen Zuijin could catch earthworms, it proved that his trick really had an effect, but he had never heard of any home remedies for earthworms to treat gynecological diseases, this is not a joke, if Shen Zuijin has three long and two short, unexpectedly pregnant, and gave birth to a monster with a human head and worm body, he can't afford to be responsible.
In order to be on the safe side, Liu Li Wa blew up the fire fold, squatted at the root of the wall to look carefully, and recalled the situation at that time, remembering that at that time, the root of the wall was very damp, and it was mostly a place where some people were booing everywhere, and Liu Li Wa was also dirty, so he did not turn over the soil, but grabbed the earthworm from a plant with small white flowers.
Now the little white flower plant is still there, probably due to the drunken gold churning just now, and some pollen scattered around, which reminds Liu Li Wa that in addition to the damp soil, it is the earthworm, and the rest is this plant with small white flowers, Liu Li Wa thought carefully, although he did not study traditional Chinese medicine and gynecological diseases, but Yufeng, this cultural person who likes humanities and social sciences has dabbled in this aspect, I remember that once in a while Liu Li Wa helped her pack up the magazine, and once saw this kind of plant with white flowers, it should be called' Cnidium monnieri', that's right, it's the main medicine for the treatment of gynecological diseases, and it also has the effect of warming the kidneys and aphrodisiac, which can be said to be eaten by both men and women, young and old!
By mistake. Liu Li Wa breathed a sigh of relief, remembering that Yufeng often used this sun-dried snake monnieri and alum decoction at that time, and used it every time she took a bath, probably as a cleaning agent.
Liu Li Wa arrived at the front, but found that the lobby that should have been lively was extremely deserted, only the red girl was leaning against the door, looking forward to last night's benefactor coming to admire her peerless legs, model-like figure, but unfortunately, because Wen Jun said that he would come again tomorrow, the other guests spontaneously chose to avoid it, otherwise they would have to be cleared early tomorrow, and buddies who have had a similar experience of wrapping up the night know that only Qingchen is most interested.
No one is good, I can rest my throat, and I am tired of telling stories every day.
When the red girl saw Liu Li Wa, she immediately smiled and said, "Yo, little seventh brother, thank you so much yesterday." β
Liu Li Wa smiled and shook her head, mainly looking at the actions of the Yanhong girl, this time she was only enthusiastic on the surface, and there was no real money, asking for money from the Qinglou girl was more difficult than asking for money from the traffic police, Liu Li Wa smiled: "It's nothing." Everyone is drunk on eating together, and it is right to help each other, no, I have something to ask you to come now. β
"I don't have any money!" The red girl immediately put away her smiling face, her face full of vigilance.
Liu Li Wa smiled bitterly, there is no need to be so obvious: "Sister Yanhong, don't get me wrong, I just want to borrow a clean dress from you." β
As soon as she heard that she didn't want money, the Yanhong girl immediately put her mind at ease, she was really worried that Liu Li Wa helped her once, and she would blackmail him without playing, this is the trick of the big snake of the Qinglou girl with the stick, of course, it is not excluded that there are such cheap men.
As long as you don't need money, it's easy to do, Yan Hong didn't say a word, she went back to the room and took out a clean and almost unworn dress, stuffed it into Liu Li Wa's arms and said: "What to borrow or not, Brother Xiaoqi helped me, and I will give you this dress." β
Liu Li Wa was speechless, it was a fart to give it to me, and my brother has no fetishes, and the whole thing is like a love token. He picked up the dress and compared it in front of him, Yan Hong's height was about the same as him, nearly half a head taller than Qin Wan'er, the upper body didn't matter, but the skirt she wore would definitely mop the floor, Liu Li Wa in order not to be seen by someone who cares, on a whim, but fortunately, the women's dresses in these years are all woven of silk brocade, no one synthesizes materials, he measured the size, then the traces are good, click, tear off the entire skirt, and the skirt was suddenly three inches shorter......
Yan Hong's eyes lit up when she looked at it from the side, and she snatched the Luo skirt and measured it in front of her, with her height, she could just show a calf, Yan Hong's inspiration was stimulated, and after a clattering sound, the first miniskirt in human history was born!
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