Intoxicated Lou Liu Xiaoqi!

This head, in Linyu County, if you have money, power and time, no one over the age of 30 knows it, and no one knows it.

A few young ladies next to him were surprised: "What, there are still men in the drunken building?" ”

Liu Li Wa immediately sweated profusely, these girls treat their brother as a duck! It seems that they are indeed lonely. Great-grandfather too, with so many ladies don't need it, sooner or later you have to be cheap Brother Chun.

The masked Taoist was slightly stunned when he heard his understanding, and looked here through the black veil, his eyes were like substance, he had just deliberately asked a question, pointing the finger at the drunken building, mostly to cooperate with a few ladies, wanting to bluff the great-grandfather, and make more money by the way, but he didn't expect the main master to be in front of him, which made him a little embarrassed.

Those young ladies looked at Liu Li Wa's sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a beautiful young man, and their hearts were moved, but it was enough for the two eldest ladies to have a spring brother by their side, and when they heard Liu Li Wa's identity, they immediately said angrily: "People who are intoxicated with the building? Do you still have a face? My lord provoked evil because he went to your drunken building, do you still want to chase my lord to the house? The master saw if he was the demon who bewitched my master, and quickly accepted him. ”

Depend on! Liu Li Wa secretly scolded, even if Lao Tzu is really a demon, if you want to be confused, you will also confuse these little wives, how can you confuse your master?

As soon as he heard that there was a suspicion of demons, those little ladies immediately dispersed, and the masked Taoist didn't want to pay attention to it, after all, it was not his scope of work, but he still stood up and said in a voice that could not hear men and women: "I think Gongzi is also a talent, not like a demon, I think he was confused by the demon in the drunken building, so he will work for them, right?" I advise my son to turn back as soon as possible, I have a spiritual talisman here that can help my son seek good fortune and avoid evil. ”

Saying that, the masked Taoist really took out a page of yellow paper talisman from his sleeve, slowly walked to Liu Li Wa's side, and took the initiative to hand it over, showing his great compassion and compassion to save the suffering, Liu Li Wa took it casually, without any piousness, and pulled the masked Taoist to the front, and said in a low voice: "Dao Chief, you don't have white phosphorus on this spirit talisman, right?" What if I put it up and it burns suddenly? Oh, by the way, if this talisman burns in my hand, it means that I am also possessed by demons, right? ”

The masked Taoist immediately withdrew his hand when he heard this, and Liu Li Wa shook it with the spirit talisman, and when he looked closely, he could see some dark yellow powdery objects falling off and falling to the ground, emitting a green phosphorescence that was rarely weird.

Liu Li Wa noticed from the automatic combustion of the spirit rune just now, and there was a faint light flickering on it at that time, coupled with self-combustion, he easily thought of a substance that could spontaneously combust and be toxic, white phosphorus. The biggest feature of this substance is that it can burn by itself, and the ignition point is only forty degrees, and a normal body temperature can reach thirty-seven degrees, that is to say, this substance will burn when it rubs a little on the skin, but it is winter now, and it is open air, so just now the Taoist priest has always stood near the altar, where there is a burning candle flame, dancing the general comparison of the gods, the spirit rune does not need to touch the open flame, the temperature is slightly higher The white phosphorus on the spirit rune will spontaneously combust.

This is a great nation that created gunpowder, the wisdom of the working people is infinite, it is not unusual to be able to discover and use some chemicals, but there are great inventions, but they do not know how to use them rationally, gunpowder has become a weapon to attack us when it reaches the West, and this white phosphorus that can spontaneously combust has many uses, but it is used to pretend to be a ghost, sad.

"What Childe said, Poor Dao can't understand." The masked Taoist was silent for a while, and then pretended to be stupid.

Liu Li Wa smiled faintly, everyone eats mixed rice, Liu Li Wa never does anything to smash people's jobs, but he can't let him use his own knife to make money, so he lowered his voice and said: "The Taoist mana is strong, how can he not know it." At the very least, the paper that had been drawn in advance with cinnabar showed evil spirits after being sprayed with water, and this method was not something that ordinary people like us could imagine. ”

When the Taoist priest heard this, the whole person froze and did not move, his expression could not be seen under the black veil, but it would definitely not be calm, he gritted his teeth and said: "This is the art of the immortals, and the poor Taoist has practiced for many years and has achieved a little success, and it cannot be slandered by ordinary people." I see that you have been deceived by demonic things before you dare to talk nonsense again, but at your young age, the merciful God can contain all things, and he will send down the divine light, bind all darkness, and restore the free soul, and find shelter in the flickering light. ”

Liu Li Wa sweated violently, how do you look at him as a Taoist priest, he should believe in Sanqing, why did he pop up a benevolent god, and the holy light guard, Sanqing saint and the god of light are engaged in cooperative development? Or is this buddy's faith too complicated?

Wait! Liu Li Wa suddenly remembered that when he and Ye Gongzi performed the hero to save the beauty, it was the fake hooligan who met the real hero, and it was such a mysterious person with a black gauze mask who fell from the sky, threw out a handful of iron sand and almost disfigured the sick river, purple deafness, and kicked his ass and feet......

Liu Li Wa heard it like 'Buddha is the Tao' at the time, but the environment was too dark last time, and this time he was masked, Liu Li Wa couldn't be sure if they were the same person, or that all people with faith were so complex in these days, or that the gods of the East and the West were like a family!

Liu Li Wa spread his hands and didn't say anything more, anyway, he said everything that should be said, just to tell him that this trick is all pediatrics, don't be scared.

At this time, there was a violent coughing sound suddenly from Zengye's room, and the person just glanced at Liu Li Wa under the pretext of visiting the sick and catching demons, and pushed the door in, and Brother Chun next to him was a little hesitant, and the two eldest ladies immediately said enthusiastically: "Master Li has a heart, but the master is unwell, but the etiquette cannot be wasted, please sit in the room for a while, our sisters go to prepare refreshments, and have reported Li Ye's hospitality." ”

"Where, where, there are two Mrs. Lao." Brother Chun was smiling, his eyes were shining, and he had already treated these two ladies as refreshments.

In a polite sentence, they went to prepare for hooking up with J, and the remaining young ladies looked unkind, and they could see that they were scolding the two big ladies for being ''. At the same time, the young lady who didn't give up couldn't help but ask Liu Li Wa: "Hey, are men like you doing those girls?" ”

Liu Li Wa raised his head with his chest straightened, and said with unprecedented seriousness: "Please ladies respect yourself, we only sell art, not S!" ”